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08-01-2012, 07:10 PM
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Newcumer
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What is the best way to clean up cum?
When I jerk off the cum sumtimes gets in my pubs and is a pain to clean up, even jerking it in the shower sucks cause then the jizz gets clumpy, I just really want to know the best way to get jizz out of yur pubes. What do you do?
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08-01-2012, 07:11 PM
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zOMGorgeous
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Get your partner to suck it through a straw
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08-01-2012, 07:23 PM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: South. UK
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Shave
Shave your pubes off. Problem solved! It'll make your cock look bigger too, and it's also cleaner.
When you wank out of the shower, cum in your hand and lick it all up! |
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08-01-2012, 07:35 PM
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
Join Date: Mar 2008
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Short or no pubes is the way to go.
Failing that you could always get on all fours in the shower to control the direction of your shot (I find this feels quite horny, especially if you have the shower raining down on your thrust out ass). If you can swallow it so much the better, but if you are anything like me you will lose all urge to do so at the point of orgasm.
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08-01-2012, 07:38 PM
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SaltPeter, lots of it...Take a number of doses of it daily to solve your clumpy cum problem.
Hush....an alias
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08-01-2012, 07:43 PM
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08-01-2012, 09:24 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
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Well, the shower is the cleanest place of all to masturbate. And if you get caught, just say it's YOUR dick and you'll wash it as fast as you want!
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08-02-2012, 02:40 AM
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Porn Star
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lick it up...................
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08-02-2012, 03:58 AM
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Sex Lover
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Shave, wax, laser, etc. Get rid of the hair, and you get rid of the problem.
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08-02-2012, 06:46 AM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Sep 2011
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It's like dog hair on the couch. Just get some tape, the more adhesive the better, and tape it all right off! Duh!
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08-02-2012, 08:57 AM
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On the contrary! You will be clean and smell better!
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08-02-2012, 09:13 AM
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After quite some time of being with my husband... I have longed for a soultion too. I OBVIOUSLY don't have body hair like a man.. rather those baby hairs women have... and by god.. if you dont get allthe cum.. its painful ( twising your body and your hairs are stuck together)
the BEST i have found so far to remove cum from my own body is to: 1. Once the cum is on you.. do NOT run your hands up and down your body under the water to "remove it" all you are doing is smearing the demons everywhere. but RATHER... soap up with body soap ... use your nails to scratch up and down your body. 2. rinse 3. get dawn dishwashing liquid and wash again.. again using your nails... 4 rinse.. 5 anything left will require more dawn and a pumice stone ( no.. i am NOT joking)
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08-02-2012, 10:26 AM
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Scrape it off with your nails...
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08-02-2012, 06:36 PM
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Acetone works.
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08-02-2012, 07:01 PM
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Amateur
Join Date: Jul 2012
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just cum into your hand if you are masturbating and lick it off your hand. as long as you have a good diet, it will taste good.
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08-02-2012, 07:23 PM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Apr 2012
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Just scoop it up and eat it yourself best possible way not to have to clean it up at all
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08-02-2012, 07:24 PM
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08-03-2012, 03:26 AM
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Someone said it already, don't know jokingly or not.
Licking/sucking the cum cleans it the best. I discovered that when I was about 10 and started to come on the sheets I was humping for about 3-4 hours every day. From not knowing how to clean the stuff and from being scared to death that my grandmother will see the stains I tried licking/sucking it. When it all dries there is not even a faint spot left. Except that dry bed sheet fabric touching the teeth feels horrible. 
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08-03-2012, 03:31 AM
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Sex Machine
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08-03-2012, 06:52 AM
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08-03-2012, 06:55 AM
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I may have missed this answer but I'm gonna go with ummmmm . . .
soap . . . . the basics have always worked for me. |
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08-03-2012, 07:36 AM
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Well crap...I don't want to use something that will affect my nail polish!!!
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