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Old 07-14-2012, 09:57 AM   #151
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Old 07-14-2012, 01:04 PM   #152
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Old 07-15-2012, 10:08 AM   #154
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Old 07-15-2012, 12:12 PM   #155
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Old 07-17-2012, 12:05 AM   #156
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Old 07-17-2012, 12:07 AM   #157
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Old 07-17-2012, 03:07 AM   #158
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Old 07-28-2012, 06:01 PM   #159
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Old 08-04-2012, 03:50 AM   #160
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off to the pound with ya bitch!
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Old 08-14-2012, 07:58 AM   #161
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Old 08-14-2012, 01:19 PM   #162
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Old 08-21-2012, 05:03 AM   #163
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stop marking/humping every guest that comes in the house as if it were yours!
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Old 08-27-2012, 10:56 AM   #164
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Old 08-27-2012, 03:20 PM   #165
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Old 08-28-2012, 01:01 AM   #166
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Old 08-28-2012, 08:35 PM   #167
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And I buried her at the bottom of the garden, next to that old apple tree.
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Old 08-28-2012, 10:12 PM   #168
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Old 08-29-2012, 03:42 AM   #169
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or the neighbours pussy.... (somehow I don't picture my husband trying this)
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Old 08-29-2012, 03:45 AM   #170
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I don't really picture him yelling this at me either...

"Bitch is in heat again... put her in the yard."
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Old 08-29-2012, 04:17 AM   #171
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bitch get over her lay by my feet and be a good bitch
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Old 08-29-2012, 04:25 AM   #172
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I'm so putting you ass down if you do that again.
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Old 08-29-2012, 04:32 AM   #173
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Old 08-29-2012, 04:36 AM   #174
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Hurry up and shit!!! it's cold out here.
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Old 08-29-2012, 04:46 AM   #175
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Old 11-02-2012, 10:13 AM   #176
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Old 11-02-2012, 01:56 PM   #177
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Stop it, get off me! (not that I've ever need to say that to her )
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Old 11-02-2012, 01:58 PM   #178
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Old 11-03-2012, 06:13 AM   #179
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Old 11-04-2012, 03:34 PM   #180
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Old 11-11-2012, 07:54 AM   #187
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You cutie. You just love sniffing my fingers, don't you
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Old 12-06-2012, 03:08 AM   #189
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Old 12-06-2012, 03:39 AM   #190
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