What NOT To Do When Using A Hair Removal Cream On Your Balls

[JoeDirty]

Ignore warnings....

NEVER do this.

There's a couple of them found on products like Veet.

One says, "Not intended for use on...genitals."

Another says, "Be sure to test on a small area first to see if you won't have an adverse reaction."

My response was...

"Those warnings are just to cover their asses against being sued by the 1 in 5,000,000,000,000,000 who just might possibly have a reaction. Nothing to worry about. "

After applying a large amount over all the hair above and around the base of my dick and on my balls I waited the recommended 5 minutes....

About 2 and a half minutes in I began to notice an unusual feeling....

My response?...

"Nothing to worry about. "

After the 5 minutes were up I wiped off the cream and the hair with a wet cloth then jumped into the shower to wash off the residue.

My reaction when the water hit my balls?...







The GOOD NEWS is that I have NOT A SINGLE HAIR on my dick and balls.

The BAD NEWS is that it looks like I stuck my dick and balls IN A FIREPLACE.

[Turfguy01]

that was a good laugh thanks

[vibibottom]

I use a cheesegrater to shave my genitals

[Pussy Shark]

That was pretty good Joe!

[JimBill]

I have no idea if that is for real or not, but who cares, you got me laughing just imagining that happening.

New story ? Baldilocks and the 3 hairs.

[shotgun93]

Your better off to use a good MANUAL not electric (as the hair can get caught) razor for shaving her. Take your time shaving with the grain and then use some babyoil afterward to help with any razor bumps you might have got and to also reduce itching

[JoeDirty]

Originally Posted by JimBill

I have no idea if that is for real or not, but who cares, you got me laughing just imagining that happening.

New story ? Baldilocks and the 3 hairs.

I wish that it weren't true!

But---as some are well aware---the best humor is based on reality.

And the reality is that the area above my dick...and my balls...are hurting like hell right now!

Originally Posted by shotgun93

Your better off to use a good MANUAL not electric (as the hair can get caught) razor for shaving her. Take your time shaving with the grain and then use some babyoil afterward to help with any razor bumps you might have got and to also reduce itching

I had been using a manual razor above the dick. However, I was too fucking scared to use one around the base and on the balls. So on those areas I was using one of those hair trimmers like this one....

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I had decided to try the hair removal cream because the hair was growing back and itching like hell. Also, I wanted a closer shave that I was getting with the trimmer.

But I think that I prefer what I was doing before to having my balls on fire!

[dejac]

Go get professionally waxed. It hurts at first, but better than having a chemical burn on your balls.

[L+R]

[ipscout]

The hair on my balls doesn't really grow back all that fast. A disposable razor keeps my balls smooth for weeks. It's my pelvic pubes that grow and itch like crazy. I've decided to keep it short up there, like a green.

[nectcruiser]

I guess everyone is different, I've been using Magic Shave Creme for years with no adverse affects at all. My whole pubic region is nice and smooth for up to a month.

[babblefunk]

I had a good friend try using icyhot as lube to jerk off. Also not recommended

[Yaztromo]

I've been there! Its even worse when you use the cream on your asshole area!

I still use cream in preference to a razor though, its just a matter of finding the right cream and not leaving it on too long.

The best one I find is the Veet one made with baby oil. For some reason this is far gentler on the skin.

Oh, and I would avoid using any cream that is too old or has been opened too long as it seems to go a bit watery and produces more of a burn.

[WhaWhaWha]

Thank you for NOT posting pictures.

[LuvMyDildos]

When I was about 16 I used Nair on my vagina and I paid for it for about a week. Basically it looked (and felt) like I had burst all of the capillaries on my mons. My vag was totally red.

[mrtoytek]

Try using NAIR SENSITIVE BIKINI CREAM. It's made for sensitive areas.

[Joshua.Hart]

I did use Veet once on my genitals. Never ever!!!
At first my hairs did not come off, so I let the cream stay longer on my skin.
God!
It felt like a sharp razorblade at first. The hair came off though.
But the whole area went red and looked (and also felt) like a acid burn.
I had to use ice and oil to get a pain release.
I couldn't walk right for days!
Since that day I only shave or trim my hair.

[JoeDirty]

UPDATE

Originally Posted by nectcruiser

I guess everyone is different, I've been using Magic Shave Creme for years with no adverse affects at all. My whole pubic region is nice and smooth for up to a month.

I had never used Magic Shave Creme before because it says that it is formulated for black men...and I'm white.

But I tried it.

And it works.

All hair on my dick and balls is gone.

And no burn.

(I did only leave it on for half as long as the directions say in order to cut down on the chances of irritation. )



I'm not exactly sure as to why it works on a white dude like me.

It may be because I'm actually half black...







...from the waist down.

[ladygodiva123]

Originally Posted by nectcruiser

I guess everyone is different, I've been using Magic Shave Creme for years with no adverse affects at all. My whole pubic region is nice and smooth for up to a month.

That's what I use. I get the one for sensitive skin. No problems, but I did do a patch test first.