Cooking with Cum

[drie78ste]

This Thread wants to organise the recipes with cum and to enhance it.
A cookbook for the cum-addicted.
I’ll start with my finds on the web.
For each recipe a new post please, makes looking up easier, like an ordinary, boring cookbook.

But every belief starts with a bible.
Here it is for cooking with cum:
"Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes" http://www.cookingwithcum.com/
Buy it or steal it, it's an essential. Or borrow (you can't return it with all those cum stains!).

This thread is the offspring of like my coffee with cream:
http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=294873

How te retrieve the costly ingredient demonstrates A-Nice18x7 here:
http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=254511

And always the question: what is a spoonfull?

Enjoy cooking together!

[oooftang]

Sounds intriguing.

[drie78ste]

The combination of coffee, cream and boycream is even more exciting.
In "Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes" http://www.cookingwithcum.com/
i found these (delicious, we tried it) recipies:

coffee with both creams
and
cappucino di seme

(already posted in http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=294873).

[drie78ste]

Grammys Traditional Cum Soup

what you need:
fresh vegetables
a spoon to eat the soup
cum that’s kind of thick, not that slippery, 2nd-time-today muck!!!

Well, here’s the steps: Mix those vegetables up with the cum and heat it up.
Then stick your spoon in to bring the food to your mouth, Yum!
Enjoy this great recipe all the time, if you have a spoon and vegetables, and you aren’t a gross old man who can’t even cum anymore.

http://forums.khinsider.com/forum-in...m-recipes.html

[drie78ste]

Sticky toffee pudding

Some extra sticky cum.
Toffee
Pudding

First you get some cum. You can this from any retail store, but here at KHI, we like to start fresh.
We recommend some good hentai material for a majority of our members.
Next, get some toffee, and some pudding.
Don't be an all-round faggot and buy toffee pudding. Do that, and you deserve to be violated.
Now you're gonna want to beat the hell out of it in the kitchen.
After that, you tell the bitch to mix the bowl of ingredients and have her serve it to you on the sofa while you sit back,
and watch the rest of that hentai complaining on why she can't have breasts that big.
You now have a tasty treat, and if you did it right, an emotionally fragile girlfriend/wife/prostitute.
Two stones with one bird.
Luls.

http://forums.khinsider.com/forum-in...m-recipes.html

[drie78ste]

Smurf Cum
0.5 oz. Creme de Cacao (White)
0.5 oz. Blue Curacao
1 oz. Cream
1.5 oz. Light Rum
1 Tablespoon fresh semen

Fill a shaker half full with ice cubes.
Pour all ingredients except Curacao into shaker and shake well.
Strain drink into a Cocktail glass.
Drop the Curacao in the center of the drink.
Poor the semen on top.

Presentation is important.

or:

Papa smurf
Ingredients
1 Large Blue Freezie Popsicles
8 oz Kool-Aid® (Cherry)
4 oz Vodka
1 Tablespoon fresh semen

Chill vodka and Kool-aid.
Mix together in normal glass.
Crush freeze into small pieces and add to drink.
If done properly, freezie should sink at bottom of glass, and create a blue and red cascade.
Infuse the semen on top.

Yes the main reason this is called smurf juice is because it's blue.
Which smurf did it come from though, you can ask when serving.
They can speculate: was it brainy, papa smurf or it could have been.......

[drie78ste]

From a blog with delicous rituals:

Laissez Les Bons Temps Rouler:
King 'Seed' Cake Offers A Twist On "Letting The Good Times Roll"
SATURDAY, MARCH 5, 2011
http://cernunnoscircle.blogspot.nl/2...king-seed.html
Here is a recipe obtained for King Seed Cake. The directions for construction themselves are rife with potential symbolism or entendre, depending on your take. Note that It does require time and prior preparation...
Ingredients:
• 2 (.25 ounce) packages active dry yeast
• 1/2 cup white sugar
• 3/4 - 1 cup warm milk (110 degrees F/45 degrees C)
• 1/4 - 1/2 cup semen
• 1/2 cup butter, melted
• 5 egg yolks
• 4 cups all-purpose flour
• 2 teaspoons salt
• 1 teaspoon ground nutmeg
• 1 teaspoon grated lemon zest
• 1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese
• 1/2 cup confectioners' sugar
• 2 cups confectioners' sugar
• 1/4 cup lemon juice
• 2 tablespoons milk
• 1 tablespoon multicolored candy sprinkles
• 1 miniature penis trinket

Directions:
In a large bowl, dissolve yeast and white sugar in warm milk and approx. 1/4 cup semen (more may be added if desired or available). Let stand until "creamy" - about 10 minutes.

Stir the egg yolks and melted butter into the "man-milk"" mixture. In a separate bowl, combine the flour, salt, nutmeg and lemon zest. Beat the flour mixture into the man-milk/egg mixture 1 cup at a time. When the dough has pulled together, turn it out onto a lightly floured surface and "knead until smooth and supple" - about 8 minutes.
Lightly oil a large bowl, place the dough in the bowl and turn to coat with oil. Cover with a damp cloth and let "rise in a warm place" until "doubled in volume" - about 2 hours.
In a small bowl, combine the cream cheese and 1/2 cup confectioners' sugar, 1/4 cup (or remainder) of semen (more if desired or available). Mix well. In another small bowl, combine the remaining 2 cups confectioners' sugar, lemon juice and 2 tablespoons milk for the "glaze". Mix well and set aside.
Turn the dough out onto a floured surface. Roll the dough out into a 6x30 inch rectangle. Spread the "man-cream cheese filling" across the center of the dough. Bring the two long edges together and seal completely. Using your hands shape the dough into a "long cylinder" (twist if desired - it adds another "twisted' element) and place on a greased baking sheet, seam-side down. Shape the dough into a ring and "press the penis" trinket "into the ring" from the "bottom so that it is completely hidden" by the dough. Place a well-greased 2 pound metal coffee can the center of the ring to maintain the shape during baking.

Cover the ring with a towel and place in a warm place to rise until "doubled in size" - about 45 minutes. Meanwhile, preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
Bake in preheated oven until golden brown, about 30 minutes. Remove the coffee can and allow the bread to cool. "Drizzle" cooled cake with lemon/sugar glaze and decorate with purple, gold and green candy "sprinkles" or crystal sugar.
Serve, Celebrate and Enjoy!!!...

Note: The inclusion of the needed amount of semen requires its collection or obtainment (typically through masturbation) prior to preparartion adding another erotic element. Fresh semen is used by some but others collect it beforehand (possibly through a number of sessions), freeze it then allow it to thaw before construction...

[drie78ste]

Better Tasting Cum

Semen is, at best, an acquired taste.
While some people profess to enjoy the flavor of spunk, most report it to be saline, bitter, or acrid, likening it to salty bleach.
Because the taste is a big obstacle to having their partner swallow, many men wonder what they can do to make their cum taste better.
Drink Up
Here’s a recipe for a drink that incorporates many popular cum-enhancing ingredients, as well as some used by cum-flavoring supplements.
Though we can’t make guarantees, it might make your cum taste better, and it’s part of a balanced breakfast.

Super Spunk Smoothie
1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned
1 banana, frozen1 cup apple juice
1/2 tsp ginger
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 TBS honey
Optional ingredients: 1 raw egg white, 2 TBS wheat germ, 2 TBS flax seed, 1 shot wheatgrass juice
Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink immediately. Repeat daily for best results.

The full article tells more about enhancing the flavour of cum:
http://www.thelittleladiesroom.com/2...r-tasting-cum/

[drie78ste]

#2 is recommended by a friend; it really works! Also gets a better taste of cum

SEX FOOD #1: COFFEE
A cup of coffee might put you in the mood. A recent study found female rats that got a shot of caffeine were more motivated to seek out sex than uncaffeinated animals. The researchers say caffeine enhances sexual arousal.

SEX FOOD #2: PUMPKIN SEEDS
These jack-o-lantern castoffs are one of nature's richest sources of zinc, which has been found to improve male sexual performance by elevating testosterone levels. So make use of your leftover Halloween decorations. After all, it takes two to tango.

SEX FOOD #3: CHOCOLATE
No wonder chocolate is linked with Valentine's. Italian scientists found that women who had a daily chocolate treatreported higher sexual desire than those who did without. Chocolate contains phenylethylamine (PEA), which triggers the release of feel-good dopamine in the brain and is released naturally during sex. For the biggest dose of PEA choose chocolate with at least 60 percent cocoa.

SEX FOOD #4: RED WINE
Boost your libido with red wine. A recent study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine found that women who drank 1 to 2 glasses of red wine had increased sexual desire and functioning than teetotalers. There was no additional benefit to drinking more than two glasses. Compounds in red wine like flavonoids mayimprove sexual functioning by increasing blood flow to key areas of the body.

SEX FOOD #5: NUTMEG
Indian researchers found that nutmeg extract has aphrodisiac qualities in that it can help put you in the mood for sex. It does this by stimulating nerve cells and blood circulation. Try spiking hot chocolate with a dash of nutmeg to boost your sexual desire.

SEX FOOD #6: SWEET POTATOES
The orange glow of sweet potatoes is a giveaway that they contain sky-high levels of beta-carotene. Your body can convert beta-carotene to vitamin A, which promotes healthy surface linings of the vagina and uterus and is involved in sex hormone production.

From:
http://www.shape.com/bride/diet-plan...ods-better-sex

[drie78ste]

To have fun on parties, having jugs of cum available and edible too!

Cum recipe

This recipe for theatrical cum looks like real cum, has no sugar (so as to discourage yeast), and has a neutral taste so that you can really get into the fantasy.
Because it contains raw egg white you should make it fresh right before use and discard the leftovers.
If you are concerned about using raw egg, either don’t swallow it (half the fun!), or use pasteurized egg whites, which can be purchased in most supermarkets.
However, fresh egg gives a better consistency.

1 cup water
2 tablespoons cornstarch
1 raw egg white
1 tablespoon plain yogurt
pinch of salt

Dissolve cornstarch in ¼ cup of water and set aside.
Bring the remaining water and a pinch of salt to a simmer in a small saucepan, then stir the cornstarch to redissolve it and stir it in.
Simmer and stir the mixture for about two minutes, it will be very thick.
Cool the mixture thoroughly. If you don’t let it cool the egg will get cooked.
If you are impatient, set the pan in a bowl of ice and stir to speed the cooling.
When cool, stir in the egg white and yogurt.
Mix thoroughly with a wire whisk until smooth.
If you want a little more flavor you can add ¼ teaspoon of vanilla extract and some Equal or Splenda for sweetness when you add the egg.

From:
http://www.thelittleladiesroom.com/2...19/cum-recipe/

[johang010]

weirdo

[rowdy3128]

in high school my GF at the time made ice cubes from cum............

[leed's 13th child]

Originally Posted by johang010

weirdo

screw johang..

This is a very interesting thread.
The possibility of dinner parties where semen is collected for some of the recipies that require a lot (1/2 cup or more) is compelling.

Thanks for starting this thread, and please keep it going.

[drie78ste]

Nice play on a party!
You could also extend it with icing the cake with the boys,
the ones with foreskin doing the whipped cream
(http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=294873)
and the cut ones their own.

[drie78ste]

Eat The God:
Cernunnos Salad Is A Potent Mix
SUNDAY, MAY 8, 2011
http://cernunnoscircle.blogspot.nl/2...is-potent.html

Cernunnos Salad
Ingredients:
• One large bunch of fresh dandelion greens, cleaned and dried
• One half bunch of Romaine lettuce
• Two small apples, cut into ¼ inch sections, married with lime juice
• One large beefsteak tomato
• One half large white onion
• One whole bunch fresh mint, chopped
• Extra lime juice
• One pinch dried basil
• One pinch dried oregano
• ¼ cup lightly toasted almonds, pecans, walnuts or pine nuts
• One Tbsp fresh Semen
• Three Tbsps extra virgin olive oil
• Black pepper to taste
• Parmesan cheese to taste
(Optional - One cup soft tofu (cut into one and a half inch cubes, sliced again in the center and marinated for one hour in the refridgerator, with balsamic vinegar, and one inch of ginger root smashed)
Directions: First, toss dandelion greens, Romaine lettuce, apples, tomato, onion, mint in large salad bowl. Mix in the olive oil, lime juice and semen. Sprinkle in basil and oregano. Mix thoroughly. Plate. Add nuts as a garnish. Add black pepper and parmesan cheese to taste. Collect the dandelion leaves before they flower. Wash well before using. They are completely edible, like orchid flowers.

[drie78ste]

Nectar Of The Gods:
How To Make "Mjodr Holdr Hlada" Or "Seed Mead"
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 12, 2011


Basic concepts of viking seed mead:
Making Mead is really very simple and although adding Semen as an ingredient adds complexity it is not difficult and can be very inspiring.
You combine water and yeast with some ‘food’ for the yeast (honey), flavoring agents and a good measure of fine manspunk.
The addition of semen can provide a unique taste element and the notion that you are imbibing the true "nectar of the Gods" as part of the elixir, makes for an erotic, virile experience.
The yeast bubbles away in an anaerobic environment, turning some of the sugars into alcohol and you get a nice, manly beverage at the end.

You will be adding wine yeast (or sherry or champagne yeast) to do the fermenting.
You will want to keep all of the other ‘wild’ yeasts in the air out of your mead, since they may sour it.
As a result, wash everything with a mild bleach solution and rinse it very well before you use it.
This includes pots and pans, funnels and especially glass jugs/bottles.

The details are elaborate. See the blog:
http://cernunnoscircle.blogspot.nl/2...king-seed.html

[drie78ste]

forgot my own little recipe:
coffee with cream

Always love to play with food with friends. Giving them something personal to taste and some clean up to do afterwards!
Try it, it's heaven to feel the icy cold cream fill your foreskin and push it to the limits and then gush out the big stream of cream. It's pseudo cumming....
Just start limp, your cock goes erect in the process, but then you have less room for the cream!
My GF sometimes fills me and my friend up, to top her coffee and licks us clean. What a game to start a threesome!

http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=294873

[meforyou]

I think that my wife could well be in for some new nutritional treats.

[drie78ste]

You should ask her to prepare a big party

http://forum.xnxx.com/attachment.php...1&d=1343013603

Some visual instructions for smaller party retrieval:

[drie78ste]

To make them truthworthy top them up with your cum

Cum Loaded Sex On The Beach
Ingredients to use:
1 oz Coconut Cream
0.5 fill Cranberry juice
2 pkts Cream
0.5 fill Orange juice
1 oz Peach Schnapps
Directions:
Take malibu and peach schnapps and pour over ice.
Fill half of glass of oj and half cranberry juice.
Top off with two creamers.

http://www.idrink.com/v.html?id=38562

Kinky Sex With The Bartender
Ingredients to use:
1 Club Soda
0.5 Pucker Raspberry Liqueur
1 Barcardi O-(Orange) Rum
1 Triple Sec
Directions:
Full glass of ice...shot of Barcardi O....shot of T-Sec...shot of Soda.....shot of Rasberry Pucker...and voila...Kinky Sex with the Bartender,
(As soon as you say the name...be ready people will want to try it just because of the name.)

http://www.idrink.com/v.html?id=44750

[drie78ste]

this is simple cooking for boys:

Honey & Cum On Toast

Ok so here is my first cum recipe for all you cum eaters who love food sex.
This is a really simple cum treat for your girlfriend, wife or even for yourself!
Make sure you save you cum for at least two or three days as you need a really big load for this to work.
Here is the cum recipe:

1 x Slice of bread
1 x Big spoonful of honey
1 x toaster
1 huge load of fresh cum

First cook your toast in the toaster or under the grill until lightly brown.
Take your spoonful of honey and spread on your toast.
Now jack-off and shoot your man juice on your honey.
Having shot your load you can take a knife and make nice patterns with your cum and honey until it looks just right.
Lastly feed to your partner or if you are hungry eat yourself!
Until my next cum recipe, happy cum eating…

http://www.cumonfood.net/cum-recipe/...-cum-on-toast/

[drie78ste]

New Zealand Pub Serves Shots of Apple-Flavored Horse Semen

By Spooky on June 29th, 2011 Category: Foods, News
A pub in Wellington, New Zealand, has caused quite a stir after it decided to serve apple-flavored horse semen shots to its customers.
Steven Drummond, co-owner of the Green Man Pub, in Wellington, was looking for a new drink as the entry for the nationwide 14th annual Monteith’s Beer & Wild Food Challenge, when he realized the sperm harvested from a nearby Christchurch stallion farm would make a fine choice. Add some apple flavor and voila, you have the most disgusting shot ever served in a bar. And the weirdest thing is people actually pay big money to try it. If someone paid you to drink horse semen, I’d (kind of) understand, but when you’re the one paying $20 for a shot of the stuff, you have a problem.
According to Green Man Pub chef, Jason Varley, the horse semen drink known as “Hoihoi tatea” is particularly preferred by the female clientele. Most ladies down the stuff and afterwards make jokes about going home and getting their husbands to eat grass, or about the possibility of their children being born with long faces. Varley admits he tried horse semen himself and claims it tastes “ok”, “like custard”, but says it’s not very popular with men, in general.

Despite possible health benefits of drinking sperm, like boosted testosterone levels due to the DHEA hormone, none of the customers who tried Hoihoi tatea came back for seconds. The Green Man staff actually advise customers to drink the shot in one gulp, instead of trying to sip it like a delicious cocktail. If you want to try apple-flavored horse semen yourself, I suggest you hurry, as it’s only available until July 3, when Monteith’s Beer & Wild Food Challenge ends.

Read more at http://www.odditycentral.com/news/ne...IzCZYI1y0vO.99

[drie78ste]

Cummelette
Fill a small, deep dish with egg white of at least 4 eggs.

Place the boys (or men, whatever you have at hand) around the table.
Place the the dish on crotch hight.
If applicable pull back foreskin.
Boys take position with dick and balls in the dish an push up and down, jacking.
Let the jizz drip down...
Repeat that till all gave it a nice shot in the whites, not on the opposite wall!

Wisk the yolk and bake it on a low fire.
Pour the white-and-cum mix over it and douse the fire.
Present the slippery cummelette on white bread without crust.

Separate eggs, rather sexy filming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-OwbEy-Vxk

Wash and clean carefully afterwards, also fun!

[drie78ste]

I had a buddy who wanted a blowjob...
I told him I'd suck him off only if he agreed to ejaculate into a chocolate eclair for me to eat.
He happily agreed... so I brought over an eclair.
I found the 'filling hole' on the one side where they'd shot the creamy custard into.
I scooped most of the custard out such that when he was ready to shoot his load, he would shoot it RIGHT into the reservoir where the custard is.
He did... and I then ate the most creamy, delicious custard-filled eclair I ever had, loaded with fresh creamy sperm mixed in with the vanilla custard.

http://www.cumonfood.net/forum/cum-o...ry-t267.0.html

[drie78ste]

On XNXX are lots of instruction vids for simple cooking.
Recipes are straightforward.
You'll see that getting the boys comfortable to give, is not so easy
Most important is the reward for the boy: lick on the pecker

Some examples:
http://www.xvideos.com/video174751/cum_on_food
http://www.xvideos.com/video338738/c...rl_compilation
http://www.xvideos.com/video342481/c...ding_and_cream
http://www.xvideos.com/video335517/c...-_strawberries

and some stills:

[magnus666]

omelette anyone?

[magnus666]

topping on a chocolate mousse?

[naughtyhardcumcoveredcock]

Used to be a video on x videos of guys playing soggy biscuit and the loser eating the cum covered biscuit. Had created a thread on the subject

[drie78ste]

Indeed, we are going of the subject : Cooking with cum.

Masterly, fingerlicking good pics and vids are here:

http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=241835

Please cum there also.

[magnus666]

at last it uploaded...!!mag.

[magnus666]

more?

[magnus666]

last upload

[drie78ste]

• Custard Creams
• Jammy Dodgers
• Chocolate Bourbons

All of the above have mid-sections filled with cream/jam/chocolate.

Now, in case you hadn't guessed, your dare is to eat the mid-sections and replace the fillings with some cum. Oh, and then eat up.

great, but if you want it a little more interesting, you buy 4 biscuits and do so with one, but you have to cum in a glass and put a lot of sugar into. Than you put it into the biscuit.
put it on a plate so that you know witch one is the one with the sugar cum.
call 3 friends( girls ) for tea. You are the last one who get a biscuit! Have fun, this is like a dice dare.
http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=39140

And yes, you can't see the fillings......

[magnus666]

Originally Posted by MOBSTERMONEY

CAN WAIT TO GET ME A GIRL TO DO THAT

what about chocolate,what woman can resist it?


i know this image has been posted before but

[drie78ste]

Baking cookies is always fun. Spice it with sexy humor, even more. Enhance with cum, hilarious!
You need the nice baking forms,
http://chocolatefantasies.com/bachelorettecookware.htm
recipes for the dough are everywhere, just one here:

Ingredients
100 g butter
100 g sugar
100 g grated nuts
25 g eggs
140 g flour

Preparation
Mix the butter, powdered sugar, grated nuts and egg well.
Add the flour without mixing too much.
Wrap with cling film and let it rest (fridge) 30 minutes.
Extend with a rolling pin to 5 mm and cut in the desired shape.
Place on the baking sheet and golden them dipping them in the yoke.
Put half a nut on each one of the discs. Bake at 180º C until golden.

Careful! not the boys nuts!
Do not bother to mix cum in, it does nothing much with the taste.
Use semen for icing or in in the topping. fun!

And look at the ladies again in post #1, busy with baking. That's the way to do baking. The boys cum in later.....

[drie78ste]

Food brings me always associations by looks, smell, taste and texture. It arouses me at the most odd moments. I'll share some:

looks
I was baking potato wedges in ample butter and the way the bubbles foamed reminded me of precum. Immediate tenting and a wet spot....

smell
Good Paté d'Ardennes - with the right amount of liver, not too much - gives just a wift of an aroused lady, just before cumming. Immediate risings and blurry images..........

looks, taste and texture
Summerfruits: black plums remind me at a young friend -long away-, the glands of his big black dick. On biting and sucking the juice out of the plum, I am again at loving his shaft. Seeing is tenting, eating is almost cumming....

Share with us your associations (not the common ones like fish or peaches)

[drie78ste]

I was cooking this pork tenderloin with lots of strain in my pants!
It's always an eyecandy on a dinner with play afterwards.

It's simple:

• grease the pork tenderloin like a good dick
• give it a wrapping condom of fat bacon
• lay it on the puff pastry
• give it plenty dollops of cream cheese
• Close the puff pastry and model it after your own (or bf) cock
• Leave the tip open like real
• Put in the oven on 175 degrees for 30 minutes of fornication
• Serve it with 2 whole potatoes and herbed butter.

Yum!

You can also make a circumcision just before serving if the fellowship desires

[drie78ste]

Anyone? So many readers and no one has anything to say or comment?
I don't believe it.
Be a sport and share your sexy thoughts or cooking

[leed's 13th child]

looks like you've been having fun.

[drie78ste]

I should spead it on toast and present it to the whole family

A pity though that the japanese governement is so ashamed of their dicks! This one looks to be nice.....

http://www.xvideos.com/video328129/c...japanese_jelly

[Not That Guy]

I prefer my cum straight from the source.

[drie78ste]

Nipples of Venus, you should know them from the movie Amadeus.



Thats Venus in the onstart of a orgy, i think.

The ones most resembling her teint:


But they are available in all varieties even cut in half:

[drie78ste]

Out of the oven, these remind me of my intimate encounters wit my friends

[Incubus]

this is the most mentally disturbing thread I've ever seen on XNXX and that is saying A LOT.

[drie78ste]

This other thread gives a new view on cum.
Tina asks for pics and experimenting. Give her many answers:

http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=304430

Colouring his cum
My BF is into a new craze in the UK eating/drinking things to colour his cum.
His circle jerk mates are trying to make the Olympic colours when each of them jerk off.
My BF is taking something herbal with copper in it and his cum is now blue.
Another guy is spurting red cum by taking iron tablets. Their mate is doing something sulphate and apparently yellow.
I said they are too late for the Olympics but they are planning a Youtube vid when they all spunk.
Anyone else know about this? Is it dangerous?
Colour=color in the US
Tina x

[CDpornlover]

Originally Posted by Incubus

this is the most mentally disturbing thread I've ever seen on XNXX and that is saying A LOT.

I don't know what to think about this thread.

[drie78ste]

Just when you thought you had heard about every possible way to lose weight - one technique has emerged that could be considered the most original yet!
Kim Kelly, a pornographic actress, BBW model, and escort from Santa Monica, California, came up with an all protein formula- that some may find hard to swallow, but extremely effective.
In 2002, the plump Kelly publicly attempted to lose weight by an all-semen diet.
She lost 15 pounds on her "Man Juice Diet" by spending 30 days on a diet consisting of semen, banana smoothies and brocolli.
Via fellatio, Kelly extracted about three to six teaspoons of semen per day.
The average ejaculation is roughly 1 teaspoon and contains 15 calories.
The semen portion of Kim Kelly's diet therefore only contributed 45 to 90 calories of her daily nutrition, a minor fraction of what is required by a normal adult.
It is likely that the only aspect of her semen diet that differentiated it from a banana smoothie diet is the exercise she received while fellating her participants.
http://www.oddee.com/item_96902.aspx

[drie78ste]

My friend invited me on a party with the boys.
On the invitation he asked to bring frozen cum cubes. I had no clue.....

He made us this nice Banana cum smoothy

Ingredients
2 cups skim milk
2 banana’s roughly chopped
½ natural yogurt
1 tablespoon honey
½ tablespoon cinnamon
Ice cubes, preferably frozen cum
cum, fresh

Method
Place all ingredients in the blender,
Blend until smooth,
let the boys add their fresh cum,
stirr lightly and
serve it in wide glasses

[drie78ste]

Antwerp, Belgium has this bakery where they sell cunt cookies or in Dutch kutkoekjes or in French Biscuits de chatte

http://www.flickr.com/photos/apostro...th/3719117476/

A party will never be the same with vagina cupcakes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3W6N...yer_detailpage

The fun is complete when you serve them as a real creampie with fresh cum
You can even do that with the party guests. Fun

[magnus666]

oh now they are cool..cunt cakes ..