What to say to a woman showing cleavage?

[incognito6767]

I always enjoy seeing a nice pair of tits well displayed. The other day I was in a grocery store, and noticed an attractive woman wearing a low-cut white knit top over a black pushup bra, obviously flaunting her tits. I walked past slowly and took a good look. She moved into the next aisle, and I walked around to meet her facing her direction. She and I were the only people in the aisle, and I paused and stared for a moment while she pretended to not notice me and to be studying some product on the shelf. I wanted to say something but it just didn't come to me. What should I have said?
1. Nothing
2. "Nice tits!"
3. "Nice cleavage!"
4. "Mind if I stop and stare for a while?"
5. "Just enjoying the view."

Other suggestions? Ladies, what would be a compliment without being offensive?

[Drederick tatum]

Originally Posted by incognito6767

I always enjoy seeing a nice pair of tits well displayed. The other day I was in a grocery store, and noticed an attractive woman wearing a low-cut white knit top over a black pushup bra, obviously flaunting her tits. I walked past slowly and took a good look. She moved into the next aisle, and I walked around to meet her facing her direction. She and I were the only people in the aisle, and I paused and stared for a moment while she pretended to not notice me and to be studying some product on the shelf. I wanted to say something but it just didn't come to me. What should I have said?
1. Nothing
2. "Nice tits!"
3. "Nice cleavage!"
4. "Mind if I stop and stare for a while?"
5. "Just enjoying the view."

Other suggestions? Ladies, what would be a compliment without being offensive?

If I ever say anything its just, "Nice."

[CaCypher]

I wonder this too. I never learned many of the social interaction skills most take for granted, so I often end up either staring or glancing and looking away.

I am trying to work on eye contact and smiling without looking like I am sizing up a nice bit of roast.

Last time I tried anything forward, I had to verbally tapdance after she mentioned it to my family. Sigh, I thought she WANTED me to grab her tush but I mis-read the signs. Again. :P

[deadly_dalia]

I think "I like your shirt" says it all.

[Milo Cronos]

"Thank You for making my day,a beautiful woman tends to do that for me" and walk away smiling!

[noboat]

Show me a few pointers.

[umpire2]

There is no good answer to this.

If she is 'at first sight' attracted to YOU and you compliment her on her assets in ANY way, you are in.

If she's NOT attracted to you, no matter what you say, she's either going to ignore you, make a nasty comment or call a cop.

[meforyou]

I wonder if this guy actually said anything

[NaddyX]

My SIL often wears tops that accent her perky little tits, sometimes some cleavage. I'll just say, "Nice top". or, "I like your top".

[Bert75]

I just tell them them,how great they wear that blouse.

[Snowmass]

I like the idea of something like "Pretty blouse" and let it go at that. The ball is in her court to either get pissed, ignore you, smile or thank you for the compliment.

If you do get a positive response, you might try to follow up with something like "Actually, you make that blouse look good!"

At this point she will either show signs of interest, or will just smile and keep moving down the aisle.

[SweetChris]

Honey you don't get it. The reason I put them out there is because it is so much fun watching a guy dumstruck and not knowing what to say.

[N.E. Woman]

Originally Posted by Drederick tatum

If I ever say anything its just, "Nice."

I like this.

Originally Posted by SweetChris

Honey you don't get it. The reason I put them out there is because it is so much fun watching a guy dumstruck and not knowing what to say.

I agree with this poster.

[Hush]

Well "nothing" is always appropriate in that she might/probably is just enjoying showing off a bit.....You get your thrill, she gets hers, that's it.

However, if she shows some interest, or if you want to risk it, something that occassionally was said to me when I wore short cutoffs and the bottoms of my buttcheeks showed that I thought was cute was...."Hanging out in Gatlinburg!".....

In your example naturally, you'd smile, raise your brows and say "Hanging out in the grocery store, nice!" Yet don't wait for a response, make the compliment and move on even shifting to look elsewhere right after. Let her pursue it if she chooses, to push more, even waiting for a reaction might be much more then she's looking for.

Hush......an alias

p.s.: To say "nice tits" or any of your other comments frankly for most gals if they had interest, would not after as you just showed yourself to be vulgar not clever.

[CaCypher]

Originally Posted by Hush

p.s.: To say "nice tits" or any of your other comments frankly for most gals if they had interest, would not after as you just showed yourself to be vulgar not clever.

That right there. Contrary to what I see on American TV, vulgarity still seems to fail every time I see it used in the real world. Perhaps it works for gang members or models, but whenever I try it falls flat and those I see try it are obvious losers.

I like the 'nice blouse/shirt/top/dress' idea, maybe adding 'it looks good on you'. Plus, it gives you an out if they react too negatively. Just ask where they got it as you have a friend/spouse/gimp-in-your-basement that would look good in that color. Well, maybe stick with friend for the last one.

[gottaride]

I once saw quite a cougar, it was mifthirty at the grocery store. She had on a sheer black dress, and I could see her black thong and bra thourgh it. As we were walking out, I kept my distance and said, "I dont't ever really do this, but you look absolutely stunning", I smiled and kept walking. She caught up with me, thanking me, and she was a mother of 3,and works very hard to stay in shape. That was it, but, it made her day, so, good for her.

[incognito6767]

Originally Posted by deadly_dalia

I think "I like your shirt" says it all.

Thanks for everybody's replies. So far, I like this one the best. Simple, not offensive, double entendre, end an entry for further conversation, either suggestive or otherwise.

[incognito6767]

Originally Posted by SweetChris

Honey you don't get it. The reason I put them out there is because it is so much fun watching a guy dumstruck and not knowing what to say.

Yes, I do get it. BUT, if you are going to put them out there, I am going to enjoy them without being dumstruck, and I intend to know what to say. If that takes away YOUR enjoyment, I'm sorry.

I also do not intend for anything more than a momentary encounter, and perhaps a friendly conversation.

[SweetChris]

Originally Posted by incognito6767

Yes, I do get it. BUT, if you are going to put them out there, I am going to enjoy them without being dumstruck, and I intend to know what to say. If that takes away YOUR enjoyment, I'm sorry.

I also do not intend for anything more than a momentary encounter, and perhaps a friendly conversation.

Don't be too hasty- I don't think that you can know if mine would leave you dumbdstruck until we try.

LOL sweetie you really don't get it if you are looking for the right answer. There is no right answer and never will be. The answers change daily, even hourly.

With me it depends upon mood, location, connection. If I have the girls on display, for me, that means the right words can lead to much more than a momentary encounter. But what are the right words? I can't say, but I know them when I hear them.

[SweetChris]

It is not like some multiple-choice test where I am waiting for some guy to choose the right answer so that I can spread my legs for him.
If all you want to do is acknowledge that you noticed and appreciated them, you don’t need to say anything. Believe I know when you are looking at my tits.
If you want more of a connection all I can say is that I don’t want someone looking for the right pickup-line, I want something that is honest and spontaneous.
I can’t speak for other girls, but I do have fantasies about a guy looking at my cleavage and saying something, and so turning me on that we go somewhere and fuck like rabbits. If you don’t know, we are checking you out as well.

[stoned-monkey]

I would have gone for an appreciative nod.

[nasty daddy jim]

staters is where a girl and i had our best laugh..........she had giant tits and showing most of them.......we were in the milk isle and she reached for some............i said looks like you already have a couple of jugs.............she just shot off laughing and so did i...... dont know if she ever got her milk....i see her from time to time and she still laughs about it and so do i...........

[thespadez]

What i would say - Stand still for a second and let me get a better look.

I just hate when a woman shows her cleavage and thinks i'm some kind of pervert for looking at her. If you don't want a guy to look then don't fucking show it.

[stoned-monkey]

Amen to that brother!

[superdave]

A simple "thank you" is probably good. If she asks "thanks for what", then you can make a comment about how nice she looks or something. They know what they are doing.

[incognito6767]

I am resurecting this old thread to thank Deadly Dalia for the simple yet elegant suggestion of "Nice Shirt". I was by myself in an aisle in Sam's today, when an attractive young lady walked into the aisle wearing a tight-fitting, low-cut top with a logo right across her tits. We were both looking at each other, and I looked down at her tits and said "Nice shirt". She blushed a bit, smiled at me and said "Thank you". As she walked away, she turned and said "Are you familiar with the beer?" (The logo was "Skinny Dip"). I said no, and it started a brief, friendly conversation. Made my day.

Funny how an (almost) innocent encounter with an attractive lady with a nice pair well displayed can do more for the libido than seeing dozens or even hundreds of naked tits and dripping pussies.

Oh, and Sweet Chris, I would love to see your tits, I doubt very much if I would be dumbstruck, and I would not choose to go somewhere and fuck like rabbits. I might, however, go home and fuck my wife with a bit more passion.

[Milo Cronos]

IT WAS MY FIRST THREESOME? YOUR TITS AND YOU, HOPING TO SEE THEM (AHEM?) YOU AGAIN ( WINK, WINK SAY NO MORE!)

[Sybil 16]

"Nice" would be okay, but I really liked the answer "You just made my day." That would make my day and make the extra time I spent in dressing worth it all.

[Lioness]

You *could* always say you do a great motorboat impression...

[whatwhat2]

im just afraid of looking. the lady might get mad at me for even glancing her way

[incognito6767]

Originally Posted by whatwhat2

im just afraid of looking. the lady might get mad at me for even glancing her way

Nothing ventured, nothing gained. What is she going to do, flash you a dirty look and turn away? So what, try again to find someone who appreciates the attention. You can usually tell by the way they are dressed and whether she has a smile or a scowl.

[Goldicocks]

You say anything and she will automatically think, "CREEEEEEEP!"

Don't say anything. Just miiiind ya business.

[40Eamy]

I think the original question was how to thank/ compliment the lady with the awsome tits and not so much to get in her panties. So id like to put in my 2 cents as a married woman.

If anyone was to notice my tits, or any other part for that matter, I would think its great. A simple quiet, "nice top" or somthing slightly subtle would make me smile and feel great about myself. I think it would be nice if the bitchy prude women didnt scare men into thinking we didnt want to know they think we are attractive.

[deadly_dalia]

Originally Posted by incognito6767

I am resurecting this old thread to thank Deadly Dalia for the simple yet elegant suggestion of "Nice Shirt". I was by myself in an aisle in Sam's today, when an attractive young lady walked into the aisle wearing a tight-fitting, low-cut top with a logo right across her tits. We were both looking at each other, and I looked down at her tits and said "Nice shirt". She blushed a bit, smiled at me and said "Thank you". As she walked away, she turned and said "Are you familiar with the beer?" (The logo was "Skinny Dip"). I said no, and it started a brief, friendly conversation. Made my day.

Funny how an (almost) innocent encounter with an attractive lady with a nice pair well displayed can do more for the libido than seeing dozens or even hundreds of naked tits and dripping pussies.

Oh, and Sweet Chris, I would love to see your tits, I doubt very much if I would be dumbstruck, and I would not choose to go somewhere and fuck like rabbits. I might, however, go home and fuck my wife with a bit more passion.

Yay! I'm glad it helped!
I learned this from a guy who used to sit in front of me in physics. There was a girl sitting next to me with nice tits and always wore low cut shirts. And one day all he said was "nice shirt," and I knew exactly what he meant. haha And they too started talking because of that. He even got her number later
The answer is always pretty simple

Originally Posted by Lioness

You *could* always say you do a great motorboat impression...

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAH
omg funniest thing ever. hahahahahh

[Iminuit2]

"Could you please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes!"

[An Older Guy]

I usually make one pass behind them,, to see them from the rear,,, and if they are showing cleavage and have nice tits,, the rest of the passes and from coming at them,,,, and I usually say in a low voice,,, " mmmmmmm ~~ nice ! "

[xnxxbob]

Originally Posted by incognito6767

I always enjoy seeing a nice pair of tits well displayed. The other day I was in a grocery store, and noticed an attractive woman wearing a low-cut white knit top over a black pushup bra, obviously flaunting her tits. I walked past slowly and took a good look. She moved into the next aisle, and I walked around to meet her facing her direction. She and I were the only people in the aisle, and I paused and stared for a moment while she pretended to not notice me and to be studying some product on the shelf. I wanted to say something but it just didn't come to me. What should I have said?
1. Nothing
2. "Nice tits!"
3. "Nice cleavage!"
4. "Mind if I stop and stare for a while?"
5. "Just enjoying the view."

Other suggestions? Ladies, what would be a compliment without being offensive?

#6........"Howdy ladies"

[jonnybgud]

If you're a relation - nothing.
If it's just cleavage and nothing else is showing
If you're old enough to be her father - nothing, otherwise "Nice blouse."
If there is cleavage and lots else showing - "Nice look you've got there"

Then, of course, if her old man or 'rental units are nearby, keep your trap shut!

[incognito6767]

Originally Posted by 40Eamy

I think the original question was how to thank/ compliment the lady with the awsome tits and not so much to get in her panties. So id like to put in my 2 cents as a married woman.

If anyone was to notice my tits, or any other part for that matter, I would think its great. A simple quiet, "nice top" or somthing slightly subtle would make me smile and feel great about myself. I think it would be nice if the bitchy prude women didnt scare men into thinking we didnt want to know they think we are attractive.

Yes! You got it exactly right. A followon conversation with some sexy overtones would be nice, and if she should happen to bend over to give a better view of that cleavage that would be a real bonus. BUT, that's where it should end.

[incognito6767]

Originally Posted by xnxxbob

#6........"Howdy ladies"

Clever, but sounds a little too "southwestern" for my part of the country.

[incognito6767]

Originally Posted by thespadez

What i would say - Stand still for a second and let me get a better look.

I just hate when a woman shows her cleavage and thinks i'm some kind of pervert for looking at her. If you don't want a guy to look then don't fucking show it.

I agree, and this would be a good line for someone who is wearing one of those T-shirts with a clever saying written in fine print over her tits. If you have a logo, a poem, a saying, or a picture over your tits, don't get all frumpy if I stop to read it.

[Old Tool]

totally depends on the situation . . .

in a bar with a half-toasted babe you say, "Fish those puppies out of there all the way and let's have a good look at them!"

in church sitting next to the pastor's wife you just keep your mouth shut.

try this game before you go out into public to practice your stealth peeking . . .

http://dagobah.net/flash/stare_at_boobs.swf

[Ovid58]

Why don't you just say hi and try to start a conversation with her?

Actually, if, from the first words, you point out that you have noticed her cleavage, I'm almost sure that you won't get any pussy from that woman!

Even the sluttiest whores, when not at work, don't enjoy men who obviously show that having sex is their target!

Being subtle and starting things with casual conversation isn't that hard...

[NewtonInk]

Hello??

[incognito6767]

Originally Posted by Ovid58

Why don't you just say hi and try to start a conversation with her?

Actually, if, from the first words, you point out that you have noticed her cleavage, I'm almost sure that you won't get any pussy from that woman!

Even the sluttiest whores, when not at work, don't enjoy men who obviously show that having sex is their target!

Being subtle and starting things with casual conversation isn't that hard...

You obviously don't get it.

1. I don't WANT to get any pussy from her.
2. I don't WANT to be subtle.
3. Having sex is NOT my target.
4. I do not want to start anything more than a brief, casual conversation.
5. I DO want to make sure she knows I appreciate the goods she is obviously showing off, without offending her.

[SweetChris]

Originally Posted by incognito6767

You obviously don't get it.

1. I don't WANT to get any pussy from her.
2. I don't WANT to be subtle.
3. Having sex is NOT my target.
4. I do not want to start anything more than a brief, casual conversation.
5. I DO want to make sure she knows I appreciate the goods she is obviously showing off, without offending her.

Sweetie, I keep trying to tell you- I know quite well when I am being appreciated. You don't need to say a word. The part we girls enjoy is when you are pretending not to notice when we know you are.

[Rixer]

I just stare a hole through them. At least that what my wife says i do...

[wrench24a]

Why would you have to say anything? Just ENJOY the view!

[SweetHemiStud]

Do you mind if I play motor boat?? And as a forewarning, quickly step back and get into a boxer stance, cuz most likely, you will need it. I know this from experience, only cuz I was drunk and it was a dare

[Sgtgunner]

what I would say and not to be rude and just starring at her cleveage is, You have the most beautiful eyes I've every seen. Then I would start to walk away and let her make the decision to persue it.