Rules for personals forum *please read*

[smcaaphd]

Dear personals surfers

It has come to my attention that you may be feeling somewhat left out, stuck down here in the nether regions of the forum as you all are.

One of our newer and more illustrious (for 'illustrious' please read 'mildly annoying') members has asked that you be given your very own set of rules and guidelines, so as not to be left out. It was mentioned in this thread. If you have any issues, please refer to the OP (post one of linked thread), to complain.

And so, without further ado, here are the rules:

1 No entry without wearing the correct protective gear. There is a lot of body fluids in this forum, which combined, make this forum a bio-hazard area
2 Absolutely NO pets, unless they have been vaccinated
3 All opening posts/new threads MUST be written in a literate fashion. Users of text speak will lose their VIP status
4 Because there is always a number 4
5 Male members posing as females to attract other, unsuspecting males MUST have all trappage fees paid and up to date
6 Dominants requesting the services of submissives must provide no less than three references to Pandorius999 and await approval before threads can be started
7 Submissives requesting the services of Dominants must provide smc with evidence of your submissiveness by posting a topless pic of themselves, holding a sign with the legend "here by approval of smc". Pictures are to be posted directly into this thread [please note: signs must be hand written and legible and pictures NOT photoshopped or edited in any way]
8 Upon leaving, please make sure lights are turned off and put the cat out
9 The management accept no responsibility for any meet ups which happen in real life and off the site. Ergo, if you arrange to meet 120lb (8st 8lb in real money) Susannah and end up face-to-face with 300lb (large Marge size) Bob, this disclaimer renders all liability by XNXX null and void at time of press. Even IF Bob is squeezed into Susannah's leotard
10 Members are asked to stagger their cyber time. This from the global wire, stating that there is a high flux, where 'serious' use of the internet is hampered worldwide by people camming. Please see your local hotspot advisors on flux times

[youngbuck15]

11: Pandorius999 is obviously far superior to anyone else, so his tireless complaining can never be interpreted as annoying by lesser minds.

[smcaaphd]

Cool YB!!

Let's make this an 'add your own rules' thread!!

Come on, whose got number 12?

[Lioness]

12. No posting pictures of assholes without proper prior WARNING!

[smcaaphd]

Yessum Lady Lioness...that is now down in the anals *ahem* I mean annals of the XNXX personals forum, written as wrote

[Pandorius999]

Who's YB? how dis he get here? and also on his first thread? I bet the russians sent him to defame me. :P it's a conspiracy! :P

[Sybil 16]

Originally Posted by Lioness

12. No posting pictures of assholes without proper prior WARNING!

Would this be literal assholes? Or just general personality types? Because I think they both need proper prior warning -- even though it may be difficult for some to determine if they fall into the 2nd category.

Hence I suggest an amendment to rule 12. If you post and are found to BE an asshole, not just have one, you shall be in violation of a categorical error and banned from the personals.

[liz 22 nd]

All hot stories will have batteries included in the package.

[Pandorius999]

Alright I hope you guys have read the rules if you're visiting this thread. I'll like to suggest a few more
13. Plz don't make multiple posts with different headings in the same day. Sexually aroused people don't necessarily make for the most patient ones. And it clogs the thread list.
14. Though its mentioned in every rules thread on the forum, I'll add again don't post your numbers or addresses in the main post. PM s are quite different. This is to ensure Bubba and Co don't turn up at your doorstep uninvited. Thank xnxx for the consideration.

15. Don't describe your last love affair in the thread title. The thread body is for that purpose.
16. Don't give threats here.
17. See the date of the original poster and his / her last reply. Resurrected dead threads gives me the creeps.
18. Not everyone understans Hebrew and Greek here but we'll presume English is known to all.
19. Posting here does not guarantee sex and xnxx takes no responsibility for it (I guess).

These aren't enforceable in a sense but will make browsing easier and better for all. And yeah, no dogs without vaccination.

[ttbare]

Originally Posted by smcaaphd

Dear personals surfers

It has come to my attention that you may be feeling somewhat left out, stuck down here in the nether regions of the forum as you all are.

One of our newer and more illustrious (for 'illustrious' please read 'mildly annoying') members has asked that you be given your very own set of rules and guidelines, so as not to be left out. It was mentioned in this thread. If you have any issues, please refer to the OP (post one of linked thread), to complain.

And so, without further ado, here are the rules:

AHole

[smcaaphd]

Originally Posted by ttbare

AHole

Stop looking at my brown eye and start kissing my boots...dickless cunt

[yagamilight]

thanks smcaaphd, almost forgot how important the desperation forum was, thankfully these new rules will be able to bring order to chaos, light to darkness, and generally make people realise just how completely fucking pointless this section of the forum ultimately is.

[Geraldo]

Originally Posted by yagamilight

thanks smcaaphd, almost forgot how important the desperation forum was, thankfully these new rules will be able to bring order to chaos, light to darkness, and generally make people realise just how completely fucking pointless this section of the forum ultimately is.

this forum isn't in your words, completely fucking pointless. i have made over one hundred msn contacts thanks to this forum and will continue to make more if i stay here. we have had some good conversations and traded some hot pornographic images. as for meeting, americans have better chances of meeting each other from here than the rest of us... just what i think.

[Pandorius999]

One thing do consider regions before handing oit phone numbers. Xnxx takes no responsibility for inflated phone bills causong your cum to leak through the hole in your pocket. (Ladies please modify last sentence to your needs)

[Pandorius999]

Necrothreading ---------
It means raising old posts where for practical purposes there has been no activity for months. In here it usually means one where the OP never returned or hadn't done so for months. This is because
if male he's likely created 10 more threads or gone off bored.
If female is likely getting banged or has found the forum "too lively " for her taste.
In either case raising an old post doesn't help. Create your own or post one that's not more than a few weeks old. This rule does not apply to thread where the OP regularly bumps it.

[ayesha4u]

HI I'm new here. Can nebody tells me how to blck rude users? I've been gting rude PM s frm unkwn users.

[Geraldo]

Originally Posted by ayesha4u

HI I'm new here. Can nebody tells me how to blck rude users? I've been gting rude PM s frm unkwn users.

you didn't say please.

[Mattress]

I love you smc.

[The_Lioness]

Permission to post as a sub. Not going to happen. I am 24yrs old and have been a sub since i was 19. Which i guess is why *site removed* is better for a kinkster. No at least there i dont have to ask permission to post as a sub or dom.

Some of these rules are stupid and should not be followed. Though a few make sense. But really this site is starting to go to hell in a hand basket.

[Pandorius999]

Eh ? I'm telling smc. :P

[meena59]

ohh its reall embrassing

Originally Posted by youngbuck15

11: Pandorius999 is obviously far superior to anyone else, so his tireless complaining can never be interpreted as annoying by lesser minds.

[Pandorius999]

the person above me is not a sock of mine. seriously guys it isn't. Now what are you so embrassed about my dear ?

[The_Lioness]

Originally Posted by Pandorius999

Eh ? I'm telling smc. :P

Go ahead and tell. A true submissive only takes orders from the person/s that they choose to submit too. I will not take a picture of my breasts well I hold a sign to show to someone I choose not to sumit to. In a D/s relationship the sub is the one with all the control. And guess what I am the sub, I have the control. So your SOL buddy. Learn how a D/s relationship works.

[smcaaphd]

Originally Posted by The_Lioness

Permission to post as a sub. Not going to happen. I am 24yrs old and have been a sub since i was 19. Which i guess is why *site removed* is better for a kinkster. No at least there i dont have to ask permission to post as a sub or dom.

Some of these rules are stupid and should not be followed. Though a few make sense. But really this site is starting to go to hell in a hand basket.

Originally Posted by The_Lioness

Go ahead and tell. A true submissive only takes orders from the person/s that they choose to submit too. I will not take a picture of my breasts well I hold a sign to show to someone I choose not to sumit to. In a D/s relationship the sub is the one with all the control. And guess what I am the sub, I have the control. So your SOL buddy. Learn how a D/s relationship works.

Wow, someone needs a humour injection. For a sub, you ain't half a cranky cunt

[richief]

Originally Posted by The_Lioness

Go ahead and tell. A true submissive only takes orders from the person/s that they choose to submit too. I will not take a picture of my breasts well I hold a sign to show to someone I choose not to sumit to. In a D/s relationship the sub is the one with all the control. And guess what I am the sub, I have the control. So your SOL buddy. Learn how a D/s relationship works.

You are a fuckwit aren't you, did you have your humour cortex removed early in life? Or are you one of those inbreds who was born without one.











twat

[Pandorius999]

Originally Posted by The_Lioness

Go ahead and tell. A true submissive only takes orders from the person/s that they choose to submit too. I will not take a picture of my breasts well I hold a sign to show to someone I choose not to sumit to. In a D/s relationship the sub is the one with all the control. And guess what I am the sub, I have the control. So your SOL buddy. Learn how a D/s relationship works.

richief has already said the needful. i'll only add that all that "learn how a D/s relationship works" stuff is out of context. sheesh, get some nitrous oxide already. or was it nitric ?

[subboy]

Originally Posted by The_Lioness

Permission to post as a sub. Not going to happen. I am 24yrs old and have been a sub since i was 19. Which i guess is why *site removed* is better for a kinkster. No at least there i dont have to ask permission to post as a sub or dom.

Some of these rules are stupid and should not be followed. Though a few make sense. But really this site is starting to go to hell in a hand basket.

The person who wrote them rules is nothing other than a member and a foul mouthed bitter one at that, its very rare you see them say anything descent, ignore them, they just get off on trying to make others feel small,.
As for the site, yes I couldnt agree more, it does make me laugh though, there are a lot of people on here who should lighten up a bit..... Remember the site is about fun not exspressing your own personal hatred of how the world has wronged you

[Geraldo]

Originally Posted by subboy

The person who wrote them rules is nothing other than a member and a foul mouthed bitter one at that, its very rare you see them say anything descent, ignore them, they just get off on trying to make others feel small,.
As for the site, yes I couldnt agree more, it does make me laugh though, there are a lot of people on here who should lighten up a bit..... Remember the site is about fun not exspressing your own personal hatred of how the world has wronged you

who? smc? i stay out of the general discussion for the most part and am just by myself here in personals and that is the way i think i like it but i will let you in on a secret and that is i thought of returning to the pic and movie post. if there are some people who haven't figured this out by now, this thread is a joke, especially by the original poster. but yes i do see a purpose for the personals forum despite what users like yagamilight will tell you, it should stay. this forum doesn't have the potential to just make offline contacts, it also makes strictly online as well. this sites forums list would be missing a large piece of its puzzle without personals. from what i have been reading there are so many of us here from southern california. surely those americans must have met each other, some of them anyway, all of them men.

in all of my time here (it has been over a year now, every day, about thirteen hours a day) i have put up with the trolls, put some of them on ignore (and have stayed on ignore), have thought twice about saying shit to some of them that is offensive and could get me outright banned, but please realise i only do that really because of probably those same trolls to begin with. without them, i would just be happy go lucky.

anyway, i am still a little drunk and surprisingly quite tired from last night so i will shutup now.

[Pandorius999]

Subboy...smc wrote the original rules and she's just another member? Dude get a reality check you need it. On the other hand if you meant me then
1) I didn't write any rules relating to D/S relationship s . My suggestions were more or less to do with forum usage in general and barring a few are nothing but suggestions which have been echoed from time to time by other members.
2) the lioness clearly mistook my intentions and smc's and you're aggravating things by taking her delusion seriously.

However if you're going at SMC with that stuff I think you'll get a fitting reply soon.

[Geraldo]

here is a pro to do with taking down this forum. lets say there is talk about taking personals down now and it doesn't happen until someone gets injured or killed from an offline meet via this forum? what will xnxx do or say when that happens? i think just taking no responsiblity doesn't cut it. these forums must be the most prominent on the internet, being linked through from xvideos, so with so much traffic incoming the likelihood of that happening increases.

i know these forums have been up since 2006 and surely this forum must have served its ultimate purpose by now which is connecting people for sex offline.

i think if just one person has met another thanks to this forum and had sex, entered a long-term relationship or whatever then has the effort from the management end not all been worth it?

keep personals up and active on xnxx. for me personally, if it goes, then so be it. i guess then i will just settle back in at the pic and movie post.

xnxx will be losing, as well as us users, crucially and not gaining by taking this forum down.

[Pandorius999]

Thread redundancy edit: if you're going to create a new thread don't bump your old ones, they have the same effect as creating multiple threads at the same time.
Two,try and keep some time gap between making threads. Thread a day keeps the girls away, Cox they know you're desperate.

[Geraldo]

i don't like the trolls here.

pornversion, a user who i mixed with in the pic and movie post, made up a thread dedicated to this, but it was more about the fakers. fakers can also be trolls. there are fakers here, there are trolls here and those people just want to cause trouble. they get a kick out of what they do... lying about who they are and fooling people with their lies. its a bit sad when users with names such as misshornybunny18, who to me, appears very appealing, is really a man or not who they say they are.

if you are someone who wants to live your fantasy and knowingly engage with a man pretending to be a younger girl then fine, do so... more power to you. actually, i would even do the same. but how they behave like a troll is more of a concern and they want to cause trouble.

there are two users here who go by the handle bigmike88 and twistedsister. now this user bigmike88 i probably know the best out of everyone on xnxx because he lives in my neighbourhood, he doesn't like me and i don't like him, he has gone so far to have attempted to kill me when i was around ten years old and he has been on my case ever since because i am white and belong to a rival gang who also has members here in this neighborhood of ours. there is also another user by the name of humbleman, who i also don't like. i know there are users here (including the ones i named) who don't like me, who wish i would just fall down and die, who think i am a sick individual... get over it. life wasn't fair to me. humbleman, i was born into your honourable family crap and that isn't fair and i don't like it. i should be excluded (like i should have been about over ten years ago) because i do not fit in, i never will fit in, and you can forget about me co-operating with you do-gooders because i have my own life to lead and i want to be in control of my own destiny, although i probably never will be. i found out my parents were actually something else after twenty five years of believing they were just ordinary people. i should have been flabbergasted, but i have found that out and shut them out of my life.

the three of you, live how you want to live, you shouldn't have to be here if you don't want to. screw this leadership crap. leaders are made, not born, and how have i been made? i have been made to feel like someones bitch, screw you.

you three should be ashamed of yourselves for saying you are christian, believe in jesus, believe in god when your behaviour is not like that.

as for the other trolls who keep on trolling on and could be related to the ownership of this site and or the three users i mentioned above, go out there and get a life?

[Beckett666]

Well this was a very amusing introduction to XNXX. I must say SMC and Pandorius I enjoy your humor.

BTW I may need to add a rule. 20: If you can't take a joke and assume its trolling then by all means wait where you are and someone will be along shortly to eat your face.

[Geraldo]

Originally Posted by Beckett666

Well this was a very amusing introduction to XNXX. I must say SMC and Pandorius I enjoy your humor.

BTW I may need to add a rule. 20: If you can't take a joke and assume its trolling then by all means wait where you are and someone will be along shortly to eat your face.

hi beckett666. a joke nowadays in this world can involve torture and murder, it is so common. but it isn't fun when it happens to you.

[Pandorius999]

Another suggestion for the folks. RESPECT SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS.if a girl says she's lesbian she's not interested in men (unless otherwise specified ). Kindly don't spam the threads or PM them with pics of dick. On the other side,if a guy says he's straight don't try to get cozy with him unless your dick is detachable ( or it just might become that way). There are enough folks for everyone s tastes.,respect others' tastes and orientations.

[Geraldo]

Originally Posted by Pandorius999

Another suggestion for the folks. RESPECT SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS.if a girl says she's lesbian she's not interested in men (unless otherwise specified ). Kindly don't spam the threads or PM them with pics of dick. On the other side,if a guy says he's straight don't try to get cozy with him unless your dick is detachable ( or it just might become that way). There are enough folks for everyone s tastes.,respect others' tastes and orientations.

good one. every day i have been here since winter last year and to my surprise when i think about it now i have only seen one or two posts that were anti-gay. all the gay and straight men and lesbian and straight women get along very well with each other here, hardly any of that talk in this forum at all.

but then all the black hating racists are allowed to fester in the general discussion, i know it. they should stop before they teach someone to hate another of another race with their race hate. my father is a racist, but he never taught me growing up to hate latin, black or asian. actually, he taught me very little.

[Wafarer]

Originally Posted by smcaaphd

Stop looking at my brown eye and start kissing my boots...dickless cunt

No sense of humour or sad grasp of what is a funny joke(but with some good advice too!) I especially like rule # 3!
Too bad others elsewhere don't submit to this! I occasionally wonder into `personals' and but often a good laugh!
Keep it up smc!

Very warm days here, finally, summer in Yukon...

[Pandorius999]

*spam removed*

new rule?

[NewtonInk]

call me naive

[Glory Me]

Just contacted "mindlesslust" on skype replying to post here. First thing he asked was if I wanted to know a secret. I said yea and he stated he was only 16 years old. I told him I'm ending the call. You may want to check this out.????

[Pandorius999]

Glory...given the way he "broke" the news I'd say he's either underage or mindless .report the user with to the mods by PM.

[Pandorius999]

A suggestio ---------
People high on hormones usually don't like their orgasms interrupted by intellectual ideas. Not even those relating to philosopussies. Kindly abstain from expressing your ideas on Newton and Nostradamus here.

Asking for partners for a Plato-Socrates rp is allowed I guess.

[ALIS merchant]

A mom taught his young son the 6 easy step of passing urine ,

1 pull down ur pants zip.
2 take the thing out.
3 pull ur fore skin backward.
4 do ur business.
5 pull ur fore skin forward.
6 close the zip.

his mom was so pleased , that his son used to count it on that way whenever he went to the toilet, unless once she heard saying him 1,2,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3....
check out 3 & 5.

[Pandorius999]

haha nice and instructive. +1

[ghath]

Originally Posted by Pandorius999

Who's YB? how dis he get here? and also on his first thread? I bet the russians sent him to defame me. :P it's a conspiracy! :P

[Closet freak]

What the hell is a Kik username

[Nikalot]

Originally Posted by Pandorius999

Who's YB? how dis he get here? and also on his first thread? I bet the russians sent him to defame me. :P it's a conspiracy! :P

Up too late, and I'd really love to turn the tables on sandy, your post caught my attention, however, now I understand..

[Nikalot]

And so, without further ado, here are the rules:[/QUOTE]
Love it.. A gal w Grit.. Mmmm

[young-espada]

???? ^^

[Pandorius999]

Originally Posted by young-espada

???? ^^

which code language is that ?