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07-28-2012, 07:45 AM
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That awkward moment when you are having sex and on the verge of an orgasm when your four year old walks in on you
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07-28-2012, 01:25 PM
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That awkward moment when you find yourself waking up...in a dumpster...in the wrong city
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Lord why did you take her She meant so much to me Now I’m a wretched soul on a privateer drowning out at sea I’m killing and I’m drinking my blue heart to black But I swear, oh Lord, I’ll never sin again if you bring her back |
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07-28-2012, 02:06 PM
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i'm just saying
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that awkward moment when you thought it was just gas.
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I'm just saying mimi's big brother http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/...acerr/xnxx.jpg verifed man of |
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08-04-2012, 03:55 AM
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that awkward moment when u thought ur crush was staring at u only to realize he was actually staring at ur lunch
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08-04-2012, 02:23 PM
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That awkward moment when you try sending your wife a sexy text message and you send it to your mom
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08-06-2012, 04:49 AM
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As you are now I once was. As I am now you will be.
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08-09-2012, 10:06 AM
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that awkward moment u said 'hi' to someone but that someone but has no clue who u are
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08-09-2012, 06:34 PM
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
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That awkward moment you get a stiffy at a public swimming spool whilst wearing speedos.
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08-10-2012, 02:26 AM
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Meet-the-Teacher Day . . .
and you knew momma from college
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08-13-2012, 01:38 PM
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08-13-2012, 10:00 PM
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 Hi Armi, Yaz, HCB, Rexx!
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08-13-2012, 11:13 PM
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i'm just saying
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hi ps nice to see you're around.
hi armi hcb, and yaz  the are for armi 
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I'm just saying mimi's big brother http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/...acerr/xnxx.jpg verifed man of |
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08-14-2012, 05:16 AM
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08-14-2012, 08:02 AM
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hello u two! been a while-- hope all things are well!that awkward moment when the waitress told u then dont have root beer to serve BUT they have rootbeer float
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08-14-2012, 08:04 AM
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Banned!
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That awkward moment when you turn up for a party... only to realise that it's been cancelled! (true story!)
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08-16-2012, 04:25 AM
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that awkward moment when u texted someone some sexy message and it was sent to ur uncle who is a priest coz they had the same name and surname
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08-20-2012, 06:26 AM
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Porn Star
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08-20-2012, 06:48 AM
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Porn Star
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That awkward moment when you are checking out a nice ass only to find out its one of the opposite sex, but couldn't tell the difference because of they way they were dressed.
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08-20-2012, 06:56 PM
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Lost in Translation
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That awkward moment when you realize that an old friend you just asked "And when are you due?" is in fact not pregnant by the horror in her eyes... and you wish that you were anywhere but in that situation. (It did happen to me... she was not pregnant... she had just gained a lot of weight since I saw her six months ago... I wanted to DIE)
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08-20-2012, 06:59 PM
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Porn Star
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that awkward moment when you walk up to a table with six girls and ask if anyone wants to dance and they all say no at the same time
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08-26-2012, 07:46 AM
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that awkward moment when ur boyfriend tries to pull a string he thought was a loose thread from your binkini only to realize it was ur tampon string
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08-31-2012, 11:17 AM
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09-02-2012, 09:27 AM
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09-02-2012, 09:38 AM
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09-02-2012, 09:57 AM
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Haha, that's not an awkward moment, that's a GLORIOUS moment!
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09-02-2012, 10:16 AM
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09-21-2012, 05:22 AM
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That awkward moment when you are at the doctors getting a physical and he is examining your testicles and you run your fingers though his hair
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09-21-2012, 04:31 PM
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09-24-2012, 08:19 AM
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09-24-2012, 02:43 PM
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Common Sense should be considered a Super Power, because it is not common at all. Naite kurasu mo issho, waratte kurasu mo issho. (It is the same life, whether we spend it crying or laughing) All my story submissions can be found at: http://stories.xnxx.com/profile523497/ CAW#13
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09-24-2012, 02:45 PM
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Lost in Translation
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Common Sense should be considered a Super Power, because it is not common at all. Naite kurasu mo issho, waratte kurasu mo issho. (It is the same life, whether we spend it crying or laughing) All my story submissions can be found at: http://stories.xnxx.com/profile523497/ CAW#13
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09-26-2012, 11:53 AM
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That awkward moment when you poop your pants and you know who!
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09-26-2012, 07:18 PM
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
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09-27-2012, 08:20 PM
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Sex Machine
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That awkward moment when you turn a guy down because "I'm a lesbian" .... and he says that's okay, he is a Christian too. (I have no idea WTF he thought I said)
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09-28-2012, 08:53 AM
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Porno Junky
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That awkward moment when addressing an audience of 500 people and you say "your unconscious mind in stead of subconscious mind"
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09-28-2012, 03:30 PM
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That awkward moment when you realise that you just sent your trainer a text that says "You have made my butt hurt so bad! " Oops!
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09-28-2012, 04:33 PM
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that awkward moment when your trainer likes it
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09-28-2012, 08:28 PM
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Sex Lover
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That awkward moment when you accidentally spit mid sentence on the person you are talking to and see their eyes glance to where it landed but carry on talking
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09-28-2012, 08:31 PM
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Sex Lover
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That awkward moment when you see your boss walk out the toilet as you are walking in and it smells like a shitbomb went off
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09-28-2012, 08:33 PM
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That awkward moment when you realize you said out loud what should have stayed part of your internal monologue.
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Common Sense should be considered a Super Power, because it is not common at all. Naite kurasu mo issho, waratte kurasu mo issho. (It is the same life, whether we spend it crying or laughing) All my story submissions can be found at: http://stories.xnxx.com/profile523497/ CAW#13
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09-28-2012, 08:36 PM
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Sex Lover
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That awkward moment when you smell dog poo follow you and think you may have stepped in some but don't want to check
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09-28-2012, 08:38 PM
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Lost in Translation
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That awkward moment when you catch your father in law checking out your butt.
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Common Sense should be considered a Super Power, because it is not common at all. Naite kurasu mo issho, waratte kurasu mo issho. (It is the same life, whether we spend it crying or laughing) All my story submissions can be found at: http://stories.xnxx.com/profile523497/ CAW#13
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09-29-2012, 12:32 AM
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ewwwwwwww!!!!!
I've HAD IT HAPPEN!!!! Ummmmm . . . That awkward moment when you get busted "rearranging the junk"
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09-29-2012, 06:22 AM
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09-29-2012, 07:31 AM
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That awkward moment when you wake up with your own dick in your ass and you think "Dammit......Fucked myself again".
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09-29-2012, 11:46 AM
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
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09-29-2012, 11:51 AM
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
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That awkward moment when you see a good looking muscular guy in the supermarket in a rough area of town and you make eye contact a few too many times and you don't know if he's into it or he's more likely to come up and punch in you the face. Made even more awkward by being there with your wife and kids at the time!
Yes, it happened to me yesterday. This bi thing is a bit confusing at times! 
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10-01-2012, 02:46 PM
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Lost in Translation
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That awkward moment when you realize you were rubbing yourself against the counter you were standing at, lost in a daydream,and a coworker says "So what are you thinking about?"
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Common Sense should be considered a Super Power, because it is not common at all. Naite kurasu mo issho, waratte kurasu mo issho. (It is the same life, whether we spend it crying or laughing) All my story submissions can be found at: http://stories.xnxx.com/profile523497/ CAW#13
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10-01-2012, 09:42 PM
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Porn Star
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That awkward moment when you realise that a girl that you just talked and exchanged with smiles were just being polite.
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10-01-2012, 10:04 PM
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Virtual Mistress
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That awkward moment when you realise the member you are drooling over is younger than your offspring
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Mature, married and straight
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