A serious question for the ladies

[wildest5]

We were talking at work the other day wondering if a certain pickup line would work. So here goes the question. If you were at a bar and single and a guy had the balls to walk up to you and ask "You want to get out of here and go fuck" would that work? We were trying to argue why it would and wouldn't work and some of us thought "hey I'm just telling you what I want and don't want to waste your time and don't want to waste my time". A reason we don't think it would work is because it's kinda creepy and would just turn a woman off. So ladies if you were single would you leave with the guy or would you just slap him and turn your back?

[pussy in boots]

would depend on how he looked, how drunk I was, and how late or early it was. Oh and how horny I was.

[wildest5]

What about if he was ok looking. Not hot to trot but not a total turn off either.

[knoxvillainswife]

The only reason I go to a bar is to pick up men while I'm single. So ya, it'd work. I'm an odd duck though, it probably won't work on most women.

[naughtygirl666]

I'd laugh and say something about not ever being that desperate and would then just turn my back on him. So no it really wouldn't work!

[deadly_dalia]

I'd laugh and say no thanks. I would like the audacity though :P

[Gooblaster]

I have a buddy who used that line quite frequently for over a year. He got slapped quite a bit. Got his ass kicked probably as much as he got laid. But about 1 in 10 would take him up on his offer. And he was one of those guys who didn't give a rodents rear end if someone kicked his ass. So yeah the line works.

[LilWifey]

...trying to think back...been married my entire adult life...

Uh, yeah. No. It wouldn't work. And I'm a slut. But I have my standards.

Big reason it wouldn't work: Shows a distinct lack of couth and more importantly said line has no "warm up" lines about the target woman's beauty, sexiness, attractiveness, etc. We women like to believe we are desirable and worth pursuing.

On our very first "date" (he picked me up at a party) he made me feel very desirable, beautiful, sexy, cherished, adored...then 4 hours later he basically demanded I take my clothes off, pushed me down on his living room floor, grabbed my hair, stuffed my panties in my mouth, and fucked my brains out. Later when I complained that my pussy was sore, he "apologized" by telling me to get used to it.

So you might try telling a woman how you can't take your eyes off her, how great her laugh is (If applicable, you get the drift here, I hope) and then tell her you want to fuck her. This little warm up is what separates the neanderthals from the enlightened neanderthals.

[mandyw1265]

no way id be like excuse me .......

[sexomaniac]

Originally Posted by naughtygirl666

I'd laugh and say something about not ever being that desperate and would then just turn my back on him. So no it really wouldn't work!

Yeah I'll do the same.

To me it would seem like a desperate attempt. I'm adventurous but not that adventurous to sleep with a complete stranger. I like to get to know the dick first.

[christina2706]

I'd laugh in his face and ask him who he thinks he's talking to.

If I were there to pick up a guy, I'd still expect him to put a little effort into the whole thing. It seems to me that your pickup line would only work if the roles were reversed.

[someoneelse525]

So how about telling us what would work?

[Kimiko]

I'd probably pour my drink down the front of your pants.

Don't think in terms of pickup lines. There are no magic words. Not for men, at least. For women, it's really easy to pick up guys.

[mrwhite480]

A girl said that to me once. I probably would have if she could talk straight, but she was so sloppy drunk it was a turn off. She wasn't bad looking either, although I have been on plenty first dates where the girl was absolutely smokin hot until she opened her mouth and started talking.

[ace's n 8's]

Originally Posted by Kimiko

I'd probably pour my drink down the front of your pants.

Don't think in terms of pickup lines. There are no magic words. Not for men, at least. For women, it's really easy to pick up guys.

Want your clit licked???

[mrwhite480]

Originally Posted by someoneelse525

So how about telling us what would work?

Isnt that what these woman are telling you guys? A good 90% of girls that have responded in this thread have said no it wouldnt work.

[naughtygirl666]

Originally Posted by mrwhite480

Isnt that what these woman are telling you guys? A good 90% of girls that have responded in this thread have said no it wouldnt work.

Yay a man that actually takes note, that has to be a rare thing.

[mrwhite480]

Originally Posted by naughtygirl666

Yay a man that actually takes note, that has to be a rare thing.

Anything to help the ladies

[Diatravire]

A woman wants to believe that she could make the most confident man in the world be shy around her, because she's so beautiful and special. You just need to act charming and confident. Act like your better than her and everyone else, but that you want her. That's what most girls want, the alphamale to fall in love with her.

If women were more like men they'd spend more time talking about where and when they're gnna have sex tonight.

Being frank with a girl will only work if you're good looking. I think for any women to take up OP's offer would be compromising on the fact that he's not charming for the fact that he's drop dead good looking with a big dick. Joe average isn't gnna get away with being cheeky like that.

[mrstennbabe]

id be shocked at first

but the sheer amout of balls it would take a guy to say that would turn me on! id have to wonder what else he had the courage to do!... for me?! turn on.

[the fox]

nah that would not work on me.....my response would be "How about you go fuck yourself that way we are both happy"

[mrwhite480]

Originally Posted by the fox

nah that would not work on me.....my response would be "How about you go fuck yourself that way we are both happy"

Lol...

What if he fucked himself but thought about you while he was doing it?

[curiousscouser]

It probably wouldn't work for me, because I'd know that if I said no he'd just turn to the next girl and do exactly the same thing.
I don't really do one night stands and like to know the person I'm fucking, so I don't think ANY line would work with me.

[the fox]

Originally Posted by mrwhite480

Lol...

What if he fucked himself but thought about you while he was doing it?

thats his thing I don't care if he thinks about me I just don't want to be involved

[mrwhite480]

Originally Posted by the fox

thats his thing I don't care if he thinks about me I just don't want to be involved

What if he was more tactful in his approach?

[the fox]

Originally Posted by mrwhite480

What if he was more tactful in his approach?

still would not work but i'd be more respectfull in my responce

[stoned-monkey]

It makes me wonder if most women would say no to that line, is it because of social rules and disposition upon women or something on the biological level along the lines of choosing the best mate?

[FrustratedGypsy]

My reaction would depend on how much I had had to drink.

1 drink, I would probably just roll my eyes.

2-3, Just look disgusted and say, "Not with you"... no matter how good looking he was

4 or more, He would probably get an elbow in his nose.

But I can see it working on the kind of girl you are wanting to pick up, so go for it. What's a bloody nose?