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04-07-2012, 03:31 AM
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Newcumer
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SEX Quotes....
Here I AM Sharing Quotes and saying about sex by famous persons.....
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04-07-2012, 03:33 AM
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Newcumer
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“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
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04-07-2012, 03:57 AM
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"Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing."
Woody Allen "Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent. " Kevin Bacon " Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble." John Barrymore OP, you said you are sharing but you did not share any ????
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04-07-2012, 04:01 AM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Apr 2012
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"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie."
~ William Shakespeare
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04-07-2012, 06:01 AM
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BROTHER GRIM
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04-07-2012, 08:55 AM
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Amateur
Join Date: Mar 2012
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I agree with you.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing." 
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04-07-2012, 09:16 AM
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Porno Junky
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"It's better to be looked over, than overlooked"
M.West |
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04-07-2012, 10:33 AM
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Virtual Mistress
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04-07-2012, 11:03 AM
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Porn Star
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"I'm going to fuck your ass so hard, you won't be able to shit for a week."
'Bad Santa'.... |
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04-07-2012, 12:09 PM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Oct 2010
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“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”
Sharon Stone “There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL.” Lynn Lavner “Women need a reason to have sex. ! Men just need a place.” Billy Crystal |
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04-07-2012, 08:01 PM
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No straight lines. Insistently curious.
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"Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got." Sophia Loren
And one of my favorites, said by many. "Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."
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04-07-2012, 08:07 PM
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No straight lines. Insistently curious.
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I have found a ton of good quotes, some funny, some touching. But this one amused me.
“Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.” It might be true, but it was said by Joanne Woodward, who was married to Paul Newman, one of the sexiest men who ever lived. I don't think his sexiness ever wore thin!
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04-07-2012, 08:09 PM
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The Curly Wurly Man
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I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.
Tallulah Bankhead
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04-07-2012, 09:48 PM
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"I don't care what people do, as long as they don't do it in the street and scare the horses."
- Dorothy Parker "Tell him I was too fucking busy -- or vice versa." - Dorothy Parker |
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04-08-2012, 02:23 AM
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Porn Star
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high school
when my wife and I were in high school her line was....do what to who for how long...and mine was...no you can't blow me for $ 1.00....
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04-08-2012, 02:49 AM
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Porn Star
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You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct."
-W. Somerset Maugham Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with somebody I love -Woody Allen Familiarity breeds contempt - and children -Mark Twain |
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04-08-2012, 03:21 AM
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
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Masturbation is its own reward.
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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04-08-2012, 03:25 AM
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Banned!
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LOVE AND SEX
Sex relieves tension - love causes it
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04-08-2012, 03:32 AM
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Porn Star
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An intellectual is a person that's found one thing more interesting than sex
-Aldous Huxley Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope -George Burns Sex without love, is merely healthy exercise -Robert Heinlein |
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04-08-2012, 03:33 AM
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04-08-2012, 03:45 AM
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Porn Star
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04-08-2012, 04:42 AM
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Porn Star
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"I miss the old days when safe sex meant you set the parking
brake before you and your girlfriend got in the back seat". Me
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04-08-2012, 04:52 AM
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Porn Star
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Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. ~Katherine Hepburn
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04-08-2012, 05:10 AM
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Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wind, Sand and Stars, 1939, translated from French by Lewis Galantière
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. ~Jonathan Carroll The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. ~Mother Teresa Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway. ~Judith Viorst “Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last” “Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.” “A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are” “Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.”
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04-08-2012, 08:51 AM
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Porn Surfer
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Okay I know it's from a movie but still a damb good quote, "Pussy's Pussy" - Stiffler
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04-08-2012, 07:16 PM
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Sex Lover
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And I still think Stiffler's Mom is sexy.
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04-08-2012, 08:07 PM
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No Rest For The Wicked
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"You want me to put what ... where".
I said that and I'm infamous so that is close enough for me. 
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04-08-2012, 10:25 PM
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BROTHER GRIM
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08-11-2012, 11:44 PM
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Sex Machine
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"Having sex is like eating Chinese for dinner: it's not over until you both get your cookies"
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08-12-2012, 01:55 AM
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"Hookers are like a box of chocolates; ya never know what ya gonna get.(STD, TS, cops..."
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