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06-10-2012, 09:49 AM
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Aussie Sex Siren!
Join Date: Feb 2010
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I'm sorry but I have realized don't say whats on your mind or you'll get slammed by some arrogant cunt
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06-10-2012, 12:43 PM
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: England
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I'm sorry but the view of your ass has paralysed me with awe.
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06-10-2012, 03:02 PM
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The DarkKnight
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: ~Hiding in Gotham City~
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I'm sorry but.. Your right about her ass, But I'm not in awe..
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06-17-2012, 04:58 AM
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: USA
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06-19-2012, 01:29 PM
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The DarkKnight
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: ~Hiding in Gotham City~
Posts: 6,068
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Sorry but,.. The game is on and you can wait.
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~Understand that people change and sometimes they’re no longer compatible with our lives. We just have to learn to accept it and move on.~ *Verified XNXX Male* My Poem Thread:http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=267202
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06-19-2012, 01:31 PM
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Banned!
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Makati, Philippines
Age: 19
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I'm sorry daddy but I've got period and it hurts... :"(
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06-19-2012, 01:32 PM
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The DarkKnight
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: ~Hiding in Gotham City~
Posts: 6,068
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( Awwww
 , My poor baby girl  )I'm sorry but, Daddy wishes he could make it better for you 
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~Understand that people change and sometimes they’re no longer compatible with our lives. We just have to learn to accept it and move on.~ *Verified XNXX Male* My Poem Thread:http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=267202
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07-05-2012, 06:10 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,439
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I'm sorry but you shall not pass....!
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08-06-2012, 06:46 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: in the 2nd circle of hell
Posts: 3,165
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im sorry but i cant stop giggling 
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08-06-2012, 06:48 AM
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Amateur
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: I'm a proud Canadian :)
Posts: 90
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I'm NOT sorry.. I'm too sore from the last time...
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08-06-2012, 01:21 PM
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Banned!
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Alone!
Posts: 561
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I'm sorry... but I need to trim my toenails!
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08-08-2012, 08:43 AM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Australia
Posts: 265
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Sorry, i need to give my car a wash!
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08-08-2012, 09:02 AM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Smalltown USA
Posts: 203
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I'm sorry but I just found out that my great great great grandmother died like 200 years ago
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08-12-2012, 06:42 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Hell
Age: 24
Posts: 7,275
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I'm sorry but I just shit myself.
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08-12-2012, 05:54 PM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: May 2012
Location: In a world where Noone knows the real meaning of Love
Posts: 195
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I am sorry I masturbated just 2 minutes ago
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08-13-2012, 08:52 AM
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Banned!
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Alone!
Posts: 561
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I'm sorry but I have just decided I'm a male lesbian 
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08-16-2012, 03:01 AM
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Lost in Translation
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Canada.
Posts: 3,579
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I'm sorry but I would like to wait at least two months before cheating on my husband.
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08-17-2012, 05:04 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 2,452
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I'm sorry but why? Do it right on wedding day with your friends.
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08-17-2012, 05:56 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Northeast United States
Age: 31
Posts: 4,401
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I am sorry but if you are going to do it on your wedding day with your friends, why spend so much on a dress just show up naked.
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08-17-2012, 09:23 PM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Souther California
Posts: 308
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I'm sorry I am suffering from recoil.
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10-06-2012, 11:12 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: in the 2nd circle of hell
Posts: 3,165
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im sorry but i cant fuck u at the moment-- im trying to cure the 10 boils that have grown around my labia
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10-06-2012, 11:16 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 1,897
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I'm sorry but you're just not my type.
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10-06-2012, 02:56 PM
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: England
Posts: 12,060
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I'm sorry but you're in a different time zone.
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10-06-2012, 03:04 PM
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Geordie Trollop
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Kilt land
Age: 43
Posts: 5,348
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I'm sorry but I am staying in tonight. The dining table chairs need rinsing.
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"Alcohol - The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems" Homer Simpson |
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10-06-2012, 04:23 PM
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: England
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LOL - I like that, quite random and Monty Pythonesque!
I'm sorry but I'm exhausted from playing with the local American football team. 
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10-06-2012, 04:43 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: In the beautiful cuntryside of southern England.
Posts: 2,750
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I'm sorry but I think my balls are the wrong shape....
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10-06-2012, 05:31 PM
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: England
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I'm sorry but I have decided to become a Buddhist monk and I'm too busy texting all my mates to tell them about it.
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10-06-2012, 05:34 PM
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Banned!
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: (っ◕ ‿◕)っ Birmingham, UK
Age: 24
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I'm sorry, but I like a challenge.
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10-06-2012, 05:54 PM
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Virtual Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 53
Posts: 28,467
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I'm sorry, but I can 'bearly' tell you
You're the wrong species
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10-06-2012, 06:04 PM
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
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Location: England
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I'm sorry but I drank too much rum.
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10-06-2012, 06:15 PM
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Virtual Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 53
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I'm more than sorry - I'm furious that you drank all my rum
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10-06-2012, 06:42 PM
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Geordie Trollop
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Kilt land
Age: 43
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I'm sorry but there has been a dog/dishwasher interfacing and dishwasher tablets just don't seem to be shifting that fur.
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10-06-2012, 07:04 PM
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Lost in Translation
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Canada.
Posts: 3,579
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I'm sorry but I have this hair washing thing I have to do
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10-06-2012, 07:04 PM
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Banned!
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I'm sorry I got my hair so messy
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10-06-2012, 07:07 PM
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Lost in Translation
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Canada.
Posts: 3,579
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I'm sorry but I am not into being mauled today
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Common Sense should be considered a Super Power, because it is not common at all. Naite kurasu mo issho, waratte kurasu mo issho. (It is the same life, whether we spend it crying or laughing) All my story submissions can be found at: http://stories.xnxx.com/profile523497/ CAW#13
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10-06-2012, 07:32 PM
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Banned!
Join Date: Jun 2006
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I'm sorry but I'm busy celebrating Penn State and Temple victories in big games today
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10-06-2012, 07:35 PM
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Lost in Translation
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Canada.
Posts: 3,579
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I am sorry but.... I bought this great home crucifiction kit at Home Depot and just feel the need to use it suddenly.
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Common Sense should be considered a Super Power, because it is not common at all. Naite kurasu mo issho, waratte kurasu mo issho. (It is the same life, whether we spend it crying or laughing) All my story submissions can be found at: http://stories.xnxx.com/profile523497/ CAW#13
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10-06-2012, 07:39 PM
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Banned!
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 43,253
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Damn.
I'm sorry but I just got BURNED and need to hurry up and find a fire extinguisher! |
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10-06-2012, 07:39 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: In the beautiful cuntryside of southern England.
Posts: 2,750
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I'm sorry but I'm too busy masturbating.
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10-06-2012, 07:40 PM
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Lost in Translation
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Canada.
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I am sorry but.... I see the bus coming and I would rather throw myself under it.
(This is to no one, just a saying)
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Common Sense should be considered a Super Power, because it is not common at all. Naite kurasu mo issho, waratte kurasu mo issho. (It is the same life, whether we spend it crying or laughing) All my story submissions can be found at: http://stories.xnxx.com/profile523497/ CAW#13
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10-06-2012, 07:41 PM
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Virtual Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 53
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I'm sorry - but did you just steal my cuffs?
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10-06-2012, 07:42 PM
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Lost in Translation
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Canada.
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I am SO sorry, but.... I promised cijababe I would help her count paperclips today
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Common Sense should be considered a Super Power, because it is not common at all. Naite kurasu mo issho, waratte kurasu mo issho. (It is the same life, whether we spend it crying or laughing) All my story submissions can be found at: http://stories.xnxx.com/profile523497/ CAW#13
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10-06-2012, 07:42 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: In the beautiful cuntryside of southern England.
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No. I brought my own, honest.
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10-31-2012, 04:37 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: in the 2nd circle of hell
Posts: 3,165
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im sorry but i felt like i was fucked by a ghost
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10-31-2012, 06:37 AM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Ohio
Age: 28
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Sorry got the sudden urge to make my own damn sandwich.
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11-05-2012, 06:52 AM
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,439
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I'm sorry but you are not creepy enough
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11-06-2012, 04:49 PM
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Zombie Assassin
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Upstate NY
Posts: 5,445
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i'm sorry but i don't believe in interspecies mating
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11-09-2012, 01:49 PM
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Black & White
Join Date: Feb 2011
Posts: 3,605
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i'm sorry but boobems so suits YOU.
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11-10-2012, 01:19 AM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Cloudbase...40,000ft above sea level.
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I'm sorry, that sorry seems to be the hardest word!
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11-10-2012, 01:21 AM
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: England
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I'm sorry but:
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