Things not to say in church - Page 5

NewtonInk · 08-10-2012, 01:49 AM

Nice panties.

Empress Lainie · 08-10-2012, 04:53 AM

Can I give you a BJ?

Wraith666 · 08-10-2012, 05:57 AM

I SWEAR I thought the confessional was for committing sins..so ya have something to confess.

NewtonInk · 08-10-2012, 06:05 AM

Bless me Father . . .

But I've SEEN I Know What You Did Last Summer.

naughtygirl666 · 08-10-2012, 06:22 AM

Fuck me it's to early for religious shit

sullygom · 08-10-2012, 07:21 AM

well the other priest always had me suck his dick !!!!

NewtonInk · 08-10-2012, 07:45 AM

Wine is BLOOD!?!?!?!?!?!!?

Bend Over Backwards · 08-13-2012, 08:57 AM

Do you spit or swallow..... Father?

armivilla28 · 08-18-2012, 04:23 AM

i want the face of that priest tattooed on my pussy!

NewtonInk · 08-18-2012, 04:24 AM

That's MY $20!!!!

Sephon Mcjagger · 08-18-2012, 12:55 PM

I'm a demon from hell

Wraith666 · 08-18-2012, 01:18 PM

"Immaculate Conception my ass, she was a slut, just look at her tits."

hardoneforgirl · 08-29-2012, 03:38 AM

Where can I get a good blowjob?

pussylicker6996 · 08-29-2012, 03:43 AM

Father forgive me for I want to suck your dick as the Sister beside you fucks me in the ass with a strap-on

JadeM · 08-29-2012, 03:49 AM

Can I borrow a kleenex? theres cum running down my leg. Reverend White just can't take no for an answer.

JadeM · 08-29-2012, 03:52 AM

Hey Father, is it just me or is that Alter Boy walking kinda funny?

JadeM · 08-29-2012, 03:55 AM

Is it wrong to call the Blessed Virgin Mary "Mary with the cherry" instead?

scottMaster · 08-29-2012, 04:12 AM

damm look at the tits on that nun

JadeM · 08-29-2012, 04:16 AM

"Hey Reverend! can you tell your wife I need my strapon back please?"

JadeM · 08-29-2012, 04:18 AM

This place has great acoustics! When I yelled "Oh God I'm Cumming!" It sounded so... religious.

JadeM · 08-29-2012, 04:19 AM

pssssst... psssst... hey, Sister Barbara... I know you Nuns took an oath of celibacy and all but I have to ask... do you guys dyke it out on the down low?

scottMaster · 08-29-2012, 04:21 AM

pssst hay jade are those eatable crotchless panties your wearing?

JadeM · 08-29-2012, 04:24 AM

Scott... hey man yeah they are. Sister Catherine loves when I wear the strawberry ones to bible study.

scottMaster · 08-29-2012, 04:27 AM

nice jade sister catherine is the the red head who bays at the moon when you make her cum?

JadeM · 08-29-2012, 04:35 AM

Scott! No... Sister Catherine yells "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK" like she is an auctioneer. Its Sister Margaret that bays at the moon!, but only when she takes it in the ass.

They better get a good collection in the plate today or Father won't have enough to pay for the blow job he wants from me.

scottMaster · 08-29-2012, 04:47 AM

Jade no way thats father benidict who screams fuck fuck fuck when you cornhole him

hardoneforgirl · 08-30-2012, 05:32 AM

Excuse me Padre, but is that nun pregnant?

sava94 · 08-30-2012, 09:47 AM

Mazel Tov Bitches!!!

KrazyKraut · 08-30-2012, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hardoneforgirl

Easy enough, just say something that you wouldn't dare say in church. Be as crass as you want. I hope you enjoy this game.

Honey....sorry I farted....

tempos · 08-30-2012, 11:04 AM

"Fuck. This book don't have a page 666"

scottMaster · 08-30-2012, 04:55 PM

hey sister lets have a threesome?

Yaztromo · 08-30-2012, 06:44 PM

Suck my cock bitches!

scottMaster · 08-30-2012, 06:46 PM

how about we finish the service with a Orgy?

Mike42345 · 08-30-2012, 08:04 PM

Do you have change for a 5?

JoeMan23 · 08-31-2012, 12:07 AM

That seat in front of us needs workimg on. Would you mind bending over it and hold this nail for about 30 minutes?

scottMaster · 08-31-2012, 01:05 AM

hey how about a three some with you and your mom?

hardoneforgirl · 09-02-2012, 04:42 PM

Looking at a nun, " Do you take it up the ass?"

Rufus_Cock · 09-02-2012, 04:45 PM

"The hindus do this sort of thing so much better"

hardoneforgirl · 09-02-2012, 10:30 PM

Baby, did you bring your vibrators for the orgy at the Reverends house?

evil.snitch · 09-02-2012, 10:45 PM

Excuse me father, i have a question.

Is it incest if I fuck sister Josephine. Or is it just plain wrong ??

naughtygirl666 · 09-03-2012, 12:02 AM

Can someone tell me where I go to worship the other guy - Satan

Yaztromo · 09-03-2012, 12:30 AM

You don't mind if I ravish this naughty girl over the alter do you?

scottMaster · 09-03-2012, 04:55 AM

damm Yaz is that your sister can
I tap that ?

sunnyca · 09-03-2012, 05:55 AM

oh fuck, is this going to take a whole hour!

scottMaster · 09-03-2012, 08:43 PM

damm a hour how about a blowjob to help pass the time?

Rufus_Cock · 09-03-2012, 10:06 PM

Fuck this, I'm off down the mosque.
You get 72 virgins each down there, these fuckers have only got one.....

ammon · 09-03-2012, 10:50 PM

if god sees everything i do. then god is a perv

JadeM · 09-04-2012, 12:18 AM

Bless me Father for I have sinned... and I fucking loved it.

Rufus_Cock · 09-04-2012, 01:45 AM

Saying "I'm sorry" is the same as saying "I apologise".

Except at a funeral.

JadeM · 09-04-2012, 02:10 PM

These two will be divorced by the time the reach the parking lot.

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08-10-2012, 05:57 AM	#203
Wraith666 Porn Star Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The Realms of Darkness... Posts: 2,195	I SWEAR I thought the confessional was for committing sins..so ya have something to confess. __________________ " I can make you feel...but I can't make you think."

08-10-2012, 06:05 AM	#204
NewtonInk Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 1,897	Bless me Father . . . But I've SEEN I Know What You Did Last Summer. __________________ HUH?!?!?!?!?!

08-10-2012, 06:22 AM	#205
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08-10-2012, 07:21 AM	#206
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08-10-2012, 07:45 AM	#207
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08-13-2012, 08:57 AM	#208
Bend Over Backwards Banned! Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Alone! Posts: 561	Do you spit or swallow..... Father?

08-18-2012, 04:23 AM	#209
armivilla28 Porn Star Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in the 2nd circle of hell Posts: 3,165	i want the face of that priest tattooed on my pussy! __________________ You must have the devil in you to succeed in any of the arts. Voltaire

08-18-2012, 04:24 AM	#210
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08-18-2012, 12:55 PM	#211
Sephon Mcjagger Sex Machine Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 770	I'm a demon from hell __________________ lets see here well i'm a roleplayer an i play anyrole thrown my way... alot of guys an girls loved how I rp'ed in another site i'm on, got a few orgasams too . well all I ask for is a chance really test me out if you don't like it tell me an go. i hate rp's that never get replys back other than that i wanna have fun damn it let me have fun by giving me a try.

08-18-2012, 01:18 PM	#212
Wraith666 Porn Star Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The Realms of Darkness... Posts: 2,195	"Immaculate Conception my ass, she was a slut, just look at her tits." __________________ " I can make you feel...but I can't make you think."

08-29-2012, 03:38 AM	#213
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08-29-2012, 03:43 AM	#214
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08-29-2012, 03:49 AM	#215
JadeM Lost in Translation Join Date: May 2011 Location: Canada. Posts: 3,579	Can I borrow a kleenex? theres cum running down my leg. Reverend White just can't take no for an answer. __________________ Common Sense should be considered a Super Power, because it is not common at all. Naite kurasu mo issho, waratte kurasu mo issho. (It is the same life, whether we spend it crying or laughing) All my story submissions can be found at: http://stories.xnxx.com/profile523497/ CAW#13 Winner XNXX Recommended Writers List

08-29-2012, 03:52 AM	#216
JadeM Lost in Translation Join Date: May 2011 Location: Canada. Posts: 3,579	Hey Father, is it just me or is that Alter Boy walking kinda funny? __________________ Common Sense should be considered a Super Power, because it is not common at all. Naite kurasu mo issho, waratte kurasu mo issho. (It is the same life, whether we spend it crying or laughing) All my story submissions can be found at: http://stories.xnxx.com/profile523497/ CAW#13 Winner XNXX Recommended Writers List

08-29-2012, 03:55 AM	#217
JadeM Lost in Translation Join Date: May 2011 Location: Canada. Posts: 3,579	Is it wrong to call the Blessed Virgin Mary "Mary with the cherry" instead? __________________ Common Sense should be considered a Super Power, because it is not common at all. Naite kurasu mo issho, waratte kurasu mo issho. (It is the same life, whether we spend it crying or laughing) All my story submissions can be found at: http://stories.xnxx.com/profile523497/ CAW#13 Winner XNXX Recommended Writers List

08-29-2012, 04:12 AM	#218
scottMaster Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: New york Age: 54 Posts: 2,391	damm look at the tits on that nun __________________ Respect has to be earned

08-29-2012, 04:16 AM	#219
JadeM Lost in Translation Join Date: May 2011 Location: Canada. Posts: 3,579	"Hey Reverend! can you tell your wife I need my strapon back please?" __________________ Common Sense should be considered a Super Power, because it is not common at all. Naite kurasu mo issho, waratte kurasu mo issho. (It is the same life, whether we spend it crying or laughing) All my story submissions can be found at: http://stories.xnxx.com/profile523497/ CAW#13 Winner XNXX Recommended Writers List

08-29-2012, 04:18 AM	#220
JadeM Lost in Translation Join Date: May 2011 Location: Canada. Posts: 3,579	This place has great acoustics! When I yelled "Oh God I'm Cumming!" It sounded so... religious. __________________ Common Sense should be considered a Super Power, because it is not common at all. Naite kurasu mo issho, waratte kurasu mo issho. (It is the same life, whether we spend it crying or laughing) All my story submissions can be found at: http://stories.xnxx.com/profile523497/ CAW#13 Winner XNXX Recommended Writers List

08-29-2012, 04:19 AM	#221
JadeM Lost in Translation Join Date: May 2011 Location: Canada. Posts: 3,579	pssssst... psssst... hey, Sister Barbara... I know you Nuns took an oath of celibacy and all but I have to ask... do you guys dyke it out on the down low? __________________ Common Sense should be considered a Super Power, because it is not common at all. Naite kurasu mo issho, waratte kurasu mo issho. (It is the same life, whether we spend it crying or laughing) All my story submissions can be found at: http://stories.xnxx.com/profile523497/ CAW#13 Winner XNXX Recommended Writers List

08-29-2012, 04:21 AM	#222
scottMaster Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: New york Age: 54 Posts: 2,391	pssst hay jade are those eatable crotchless panties your wearing? __________________ Respect has to be earned

08-29-2012, 04:24 AM	#223
JadeM Lost in Translation Join Date: May 2011 Location: Canada. Posts: 3,579	Scott... hey man yeah they are. Sister Catherine loves when I wear the strawberry ones to bible study. __________________ Common Sense should be considered a Super Power, because it is not common at all. Naite kurasu mo issho, waratte kurasu mo issho. (It is the same life, whether we spend it crying or laughing) All my story submissions can be found at: http://stories.xnxx.com/profile523497/ CAW#13 Winner XNXX Recommended Writers List

08-29-2012, 04:27 AM	#224
scottMaster Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: New york Age: 54 Posts: 2,391	nice jade sister catherine is the the red head who bays at the moon when you make her cum? __________________ Respect has to be earned

08-29-2012, 04:35 AM	#225
JadeM Lost in Translation Join Date: May 2011 Location: Canada. Posts: 3,579	Scott! No... Sister Catherine yells "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK" like she is an auctioneer. Its Sister Margaret that bays at the moon!, but only when she takes it in the ass. They better get a good collection in the plate today or Father won't have enough to pay for the blow job he wants from me. __________________ Common Sense should be considered a Super Power, because it is not common at all. Naite kurasu mo issho, waratte kurasu mo issho. (It is the same life, whether we spend it crying or laughing) All my story submissions can be found at: http://stories.xnxx.com/profile523497/ CAW#13 Winner XNXX Recommended Writers List

08-29-2012, 04:47 AM	#226
scottMaster Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: New york Age: 54 Posts: 2,391	Jade no way thats father benidict who screams fuck fuck fuck when you cornhole him __________________ Respect has to be earned

08-30-2012, 05:32 AM	#227
hardoneforgirl Banned! Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Oregon Age: 42 Posts: 3,121	Excuse me Padre, but is that nun pregnant?

08-30-2012, 09:47 AM	#228
sava94 Porn Surfer Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: England Posts: 33	Mazel Tov Bitches!!!

08-30-2012, 11:04 AM	#230
tempos Porn Star Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,452	"Fuck. This book don't have a page 666" __________________ I'm not watching everything I write so PM is quicker and more effective way how to get my answer :-D

08-30-2012, 04:55 PM	#231
scottMaster Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: New york Age: 54 Posts: 2,391	hey sister lets have a threesome? __________________ Respect has to be earned

08-30-2012, 06:46 PM	#233
scottMaster Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: New york Age: 54 Posts: 2,391	how about we finish the service with a Orgy? __________________ Respect has to be earned

08-30-2012, 08:04 PM	#234
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08-31-2012, 12:07 AM	#235
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08-31-2012, 01:05 AM	#236
scottMaster Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: New york Age: 54 Posts: 2,391	hey how about a three some with you and your mom? __________________ Respect has to be earned

09-02-2012, 04:42 PM	#237
hardoneforgirl Banned! Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Oregon Age: 42 Posts: 3,121	Looking at a nun, " Do you take it up the ass?"