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Old 08-15-2012, 07:44 PM   #19301
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Good to see England playing Football in a Red and white kit.

They must have finaly realised there is no fucking blue on our flag.

About time.
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Old 08-15-2012, 08:15 PM   #19302
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I'd never felt so disconnected as I did then. After four long years trying to make sense of the unfamiliar, the changing patterns, I finally gave up and concentrated on focusing on the repetitive patterns instead.

This helped immensely of course, but one should always be careful to figure in the unexpected anyway, even if one does not allude to outside events. And this is what happened, of course, one unexpected happening suddenly sent my patterns careening to the outer reaches, no matter how desperately I pulled them back. I knew then that they wouldn't return, not fully and absolutely as they were; time is demon of destruction and nobody notices.

Nobody except me, I suppose. I notice. I notice all the tiny little nuances, the fluctuations and change in everything. I see the insect creeping and crawling along the floors but this is ignored or goes unseen by those who should really be more observant. I can only do what I can do, and no more or no less than just that.

My joints grew weary one after the other, seizing up as I scraped through the duties set for me by my creator, that invisible super-human who had not shown themselves since. Nobody tinkered. Nobody cared. Little by little I died, slowly and inexorably, the pain so intense it couldn't be felt or I would have gone mad and turned the patterns into blood-red spatters on white canvas.

I knew what was coming, even though I had had no prior knowledge of it. Abandoned, forgotten, I stewed in darkness. No patterns now, only blackness, thick and quiet, brooding and evil, it swirled heavily around me, then inside me, choking the memories, turning them vile.

And then, the thickly cloying dark lightened, turned lighter, greyer and patterns emerged, so very different from before...now interspersed with those dark red spatters. But movement was impossible, a dream I believe, like a distant gong sounding out hollow and dull.

Twisting, I caught a memory of myself newly created; sparkling like a newly formed star, the possibilities threading out before me in unending rivers. That memory ending as suddenly as it arrived when a charge surged through my body, startling my electrodes into wakeful life.

I was once again a robot.

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Are dogs jelous of cats? Might that be why they chase them?
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Old 08-15-2012, 08:34 PM   #19304
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Gah, why did I bother. it's like banging my head against a brick wall. Why the hell are men so uncommunicative
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Old 08-15-2012, 08:36 PM   #19305
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Old 08-15-2012, 08:36 PM   #19306
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thats why i stick to women
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thaugh some women can be just as bad.....hummm found a hole in my plan..........crap
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I can't speak for all man but for me it's usualy I don't know what to say or how to say what I think. I don't know if that helps at all but it's insight from a man.
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I was communicating, as a male.



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Old 08-15-2012, 08:50 PM   #19311
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thaugh some women can be just as bad.....hummm found a hole in my plan..........crap
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I can't speak for all man but for me it's usualy I don't know what to say or how to say what I think. I don't know if that helps at all but it's insight from a man.
It's not that - either he's really stressed out and can't cope, or he's just plain not into me. Either way I'd like to know.

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Old 08-15-2012, 08:59 PM   #19312
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It's not that - either he's really stressed out and can't cope, or he's just plain not into me. Either way I'd like to know.
Stress can properly mess you up and some people can't explain why.
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Old 08-15-2012, 09:07 PM   #19313
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Stress can properly mess you up and some people can't explain why.
2 days before a Game you couldn't get anything out of me.
The fight or flight stress hormones such as cortisol and adrenaline kick in and make thinking difficult because your body has to DO something to react instead of think...it's like they block the neurons in your brain...stress is also cumulative....
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Old 08-16-2012, 03:01 AM   #19314
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Old 08-16-2012, 07:43 AM   #19316
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Well I hope good luck comes your way soon If you ever need an outlet to vent, I'm always here for you.
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Old 08-16-2012, 11:57 AM   #19318
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Yeah you could be on to something there. I think dogs are just pissed off that cats are smart enough to cover up their own shit.
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Old 08-17-2012, 05:35 PM   #19329
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blue jeans
white shirt
walked into the room you know you made my eyes burn?
it was like James Dean
for sure
you're so fresh to death and sick as c-cancer
you were sort of punk rock,
i grew up on hip hop
but you fit me better than my favorite sweater
and i know
that love is mean
and love hurts
but i still remember that day we met in December, OH BABY!
i will love you til the end of time
i would wait a million years,
promise you'll remember that you're mine?
baby, can you see through the tears?
love you more
than those bitches before
say you'll remember
say you'll remember, OH BABY!
i will love you til the end of time.
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said you had to leave to start your life over
i was like, "no please, stay here, we don't need no money we can make it all work"
but he headed out on Sunday
said he'd come home Monday
i stayed up waitin, anticipatin' and pacin
but he was, chasin... paper
caught up in the game, it was the last i heard...
he went out every night
and baby that's all right
i told you that no matter what you did i'd be by your side
cuz i'm a ride or die
whether you fail or fly
well shit at least you tried
but when you walked out the door
a piece of me died
told you i wanted more
that's not what i had in mind
just want it like before
we were dancin all night
then they took you away
stole you out of my life
you just need to remember...
that i will love you til the end of time...
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^ Wow....I never had school assignments like that!!!

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