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Old 08-11-2012, 02:00 PM   #5301
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It's supposed to be 107 today and the A/C went out last night.

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Old 08-11-2012, 04:23 PM   #5302
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You ever had to shoot a 12 year old kid because it was him or your fellow men? I have.
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And I think your a clusterfuck and a asshole. I wasen't bragging, bragging means I enjoyed it when I didn't, I was using my experience to drive my point home. But you have the right to say what you want. I wasen't "whinging" either.

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Fuck You, You sorry son of a bitch! I have to see that kid's face every fucking time I close my eyes I hate myself for it. Now FUCK OFF!
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Old 08-11-2012, 06:25 PM   #5304
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Fuck You, You sorry son of a bitch! I have to see that kid's face every fucking time I close my eyes I hate myself for it. Now FUCK OFF!

I am really glad about that, you child murdering piece of shit.

You should do the decent thing.
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Old 08-11-2012, 07:38 PM   #5305
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stumping my toe on the coffee table made me scream FUUUUCK in agony today. So there's that of course
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Old 08-12-2012, 03:15 AM   #5306
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Stupid little asshole brats that were trying to hit a dog with sticks and rocks.

Where are their fucking parents??
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Old 08-12-2012, 04:16 AM   #5307
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Fuck Yeah! Got the bastards, I had a couple cyotees scaring my cattle and both my horses. Also I still got the skill took em' both at 982 meters at night. Now I can finaily have that drink I've been craving all night. I didn't even have to leave the pourch.

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Old 08-12-2012, 07:35 AM   #5308
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amazingly i have not said it once today
or now yesterday(0223) local

now i read the words of a sublime idiot and remember
"the knobelest answer unto such is kindly silence whilst they brawl"
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at 982 meters at night.
Because I had someone ask. No 982 meters with a .308 is not a exceptional shot for a sniper I just haven't been practiceing or had the need to make a shot over 700 meters in a few years. 1300 meters is a exceptional shot.
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Old 08-12-2012, 07:46 AM   #5310
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Fucking priceless.
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Old 08-12-2012, 10:14 AM   #5311
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982 meters is equal to 3,221.78 feet.
and is nearing the edge of the .308 range using factory loads but personal reloaders tend to go to heavy loads
calculating in windspeed, elevation, himidity, local temp, goegraphical gravity, fall, and velocity
also compensating for visibility
a 20x100 scope and good light
it is entirely possible

hell they killed the cobra with a 7.62 from almost a mile out
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982 meters is equal to 3,221.78 feet.
and is nearing the edge of the .308 range using factory loads but personal reloaders tend to go to heavy loads
calculating in windspeed, elevation, himidity, local temp, goegraphical gravity, fall, and velocity
also compensating for visibility
a 20x100 scope and good light
it is entirely possible

hell they killed the cobra with a 7.62 from almost a mile out
They're actualy 7.62X51mm I loaded myself, The rifle is a Rem700 built to the same specs as the M40A3 I was issued in the Marines. Short action,1-12 twist 6 grooves, 24" barrel and a AN/PVS-10(don't ask where I got it).
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They're actualy 7.62X51mm I loaded myself, The rifle is a Rem700 built to the same specs as the M40A3 I was issued in the Marines. Short action,1-12 twist 6 grooves, 24" barrel and a AN/PVS-10(don't ask where I got it).
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Ending a life is easy, Living your life knowing what you did is hard. There is not a minute I don't go without seeing the faces of the people I killed and those I lost.



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Old 08-12-2012, 11:04 PM   #5314
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Old 08-13-2012, 02:47 AM   #5315
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First I said, "This fucking sucks" as I put my 5th $100 bill into the video poker machines at the casino. Then I said, "FUCK YOU!" to the machine when I hit for $1000
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Old 08-15-2012, 02:08 AM   #5316
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I just had to kill a big fucking spider!!!
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Old 08-15-2012, 03:13 AM   #5317
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I tried to kill a fly, but he got away!

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Old 08-15-2012, 03:20 AM   #5319
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Old 08-15-2012, 04:18 AM   #5320
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I tried to kill a fly, but he got away!

Shhhh don't look now, but....it's right behind you!!!
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Shhhh don't look now, but....it's right behind you!!!

The fucking HUMUNGOUS house spider that insolently greeted me in the bathroom. Fucking thing sat there looking at me as if he owned the place ot something.

Ha! I soon showed him who was boss: I left the bathroom and didn't venture back in again until I'd convinced myself that it was safe to do so (about four hours later!)

That showed him, right?
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Old 08-15-2012, 09:21 AM   #5322
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I'm eating some Starburst candy and I just bit MY FUCKING TONGUE! OH FUCK THAT HURTS.
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Old 08-15-2012, 09:22 AM   #5323
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Slammed my fingers inbetween the flywheel and bell housing on my Peterbilt 379exhd (big long haul truck). Last time I lift a flywheel in without a jack.
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Old 08-15-2012, 09:26 AM   #5324
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shy that was fucking stupid
and that is the 1st time i said fuck today and now the 2nd
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Old 08-15-2012, 09:27 AM   #5325
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Ambushed by neighbours cat, as he jumped out of tree onto my shoulder lol!
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shy that was fucking stupid
and that is the 1st time i said fuck today and now the 2nd
Why? I used to do it all the time I figure I've installed a few hundred flywheels that way and thats the first time I caught my fingers. Besides my clutch jack was holding my clutch.
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Old 08-15-2012, 09:54 AM   #5327
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think about the weight you are talking about
flyheel almost 100lbs.+
clutch pack is over 70lbs.
trans and bell are 400lbs. +
engine is locked in place
thats alot of metal to be fucking with
i dont often work on petes but knowing what i do with my bulldogs i let the guide pins do thier jobs
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think about the weight you are talking about
flyheel almost 100lbs.+
clutch pack is over 70lbs.
trans and bell are 400lbs. +
engine is locked in place
thats alot of metal to be fucking with
i dont often work on petes but knowing what i do with my bulldogs i let the guide pins do thier jobs
I suppose. I'm deffenently getting another clutch jack set though for next time. I had guide pins in. I'm getting older though I can't keep doing the hulk type shit I used to that made me a one of the go to mechanics.
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"older" your profile says 25
man im about to get to 38 and still dont take that risk havent since i was 15
its good to be good but if you stab that thing wrong you kill the trans
but i am glad to see no permanent injury was caused
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I'll be 26 in 2 days but with my old injuries my body feels older.
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Talking to one of my ex's and she is still obsessed with the guy she dumped me for... fuck, she has an amazing guy now and she is still hung up over this other jack ass, she is going to ruin the amazing thing she has going if she isn't careful.
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It's supposed to be 107 today and the A/C went out last night.

Fuck.

Now that does f-n sux!!!!
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one of my cats got sick, and i stepped in it
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Told a friend I loved him... not the friendly "Love you" but a stupid long drawn out overly sappy I want your babies "I love you." I went invisible after that... fuck... it's true though, I do love him like that but he and I have an agreement... I fucked up.
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I forgot to buy more 10mm rounds before target shooting yesterday so I had to switch from my Colt Delta Elite to my Berreta 9FS for the next few days because it's the only other one with the holster I like.
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someone compeled me to watch a video on anal tattooing
now that was 1 fucked up idiot
the tattoo on her ass is not at issue its the design a fucking boyfriends name>>>>>>>>>>>what a fucking moron
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now that was 1 fucked up idiot
the tattoo on her ass is not at issue its the design a fucking boyfriends name>>>>>>>>>>>what a fucking moron
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even more fucked up i was just trying to search a book titled sick fuck the story of gg alin and fucking internot exploder says the word sick is a blocked search parameter
then i take the space out and it shows some retard porn site
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Absolutely nothing; it's been a top banana of a day for no good reason
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It cost me $144 to return to black camisoles today.

Somehow 2 pairs of shorts, a skirt, 4 tees and a blouse jumped into the bag I had just emptied.
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Somehow 2 pairs of shorts, a skirt, 4 tees and a blouse jumped into the bag I had just emptied.
You're looking at it the wrong way... you got 8 items for just 144 bucks!

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And Erika is SUCH a bitch to Molly!!
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when i said "fuck me" to my beloved ^.^
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when i walked in and saw how many people showed up for the funeral today
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Fuck thats good after 6 years without a cigerette I started again. I'm not quiting again either.
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