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Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 4,584
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It's supposed to be 107 today and the A/C went out last night.
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: In my house.GMT
Posts: 6,096
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Fuck off.
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#5303 |
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Banned!
Join Date: Aug 2010
Age: 26
Posts: 1,474
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: In my house.GMT
Posts: 6,096
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I am really glad about that, you child murdering piece of shit. You should do the decent thing.
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#5305 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: netherlands
Posts: 1,234
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stumping my toe on the coffee table made me scream FUUUUCK in agony today. So there's that of course
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#5306 |
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Dark Haired Beauty
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: SLP, Mexico
Posts: 6,821
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Stupid little asshole brats that were trying to hit a dog with sticks and rocks.
Where are their fucking parents?? |
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#5307 |
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Banned!
Join Date: Aug 2010
Age: 26
Posts: 1,474
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Fuck Yeah! Got the bastards, I had a couple cyotees scaring my cattle and both my horses. Also I still got the skill took em' both at 982 meters at night. Now I can finaily have that drink I've been craving all night.
I didn't even have to leave the pourch.
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#5308 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: south texas
Posts: 2,167
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amazingly i have not said it once today
or now yesterday(0223) local now i read the words of a sublime idiot and remember "the knobelest answer unto such is kindly silence whilst they brawl" |
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#5309 |
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Banned!
Join Date: Aug 2010
Age: 26
Posts: 1,474
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#5310 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: In my house.GMT
Posts: 6,096
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Fucking priceless.
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#5311 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: south texas
Posts: 2,167
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982 meters is equal to 3,221.78 feet.
and is nearing the edge of the .308 range using factory loads but personal reloaders tend to go to heavy loads calculating in windspeed, elevation, himidity, local temp, goegraphical gravity, fall, and velocity also compensating for visibility a 20x100 scope and good light it is entirely possible hell they killed the cobra with a 7.62 from almost a mile out |
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Banned!
Join Date: Aug 2010
Age: 26
Posts: 1,474
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: In my house.GMT
Posts: 6,096
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![]() From your Album. Make your fucking mind up you fucking fake.
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#5314 |
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 37,037
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this computer
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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#5315 |
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Porno Junky
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First I said, "This fucking sucks" as I put my 5th $100 bill into the video poker machines at the casino. Then I said, "FUCK YOU!" to the machine when I hit for $1000
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#5316 |
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 37,037
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I just had to kill a big fucking spider!!!
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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#5318 |
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 37,037
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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#5319 |
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The DarkKnight
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: ~Hiding in Gotham City~
Posts: 6,068
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Apparently have an ingrown nail on my big toe, So yeah!!..
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 37,037
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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#5321 |
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Banned!
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Alone!
Posts: 561
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The fucking HUMUNGOUS house spider that insolently greeted me in the bathroom. Fucking thing sat there looking at me as if he owned the place ot something. Ha! I soon showed him who was boss: I left the bathroom and didn't venture back in again until I'd convinced myself that it was safe to do so (about four hours later!) That showed him, right?
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The XnXX Alpha Wolf
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: California
Age: 25
Posts: 8,899
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I'm eating some Starburst candy and I just bit MY FUCKING TONGUE! OH FUCK THAT HURTS.
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#5323 |
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Banned!
Join Date: Aug 2010
Age: 26
Posts: 1,474
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Slammed my fingers inbetween the flywheel and bell housing on my Peterbilt 379exhd (big long haul truck). Last time I lift a flywheel in without a jack.
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#5324 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: south texas
Posts: 2,167
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shy that was fucking stupid
and that is the 1st time i said fuck today and now the 2nd |
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#5325 |
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Amateur
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Germany
Posts: 58
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Ambushed by neighbours cat, as he jumped out of tree onto my shoulder lol!
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#5326 |
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Banned!
Join Date: Aug 2010
Age: 26
Posts: 1,474
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Why? I used to do it all the time I figure I've installed a few hundred flywheels that way and thats the first time I caught my fingers. Besides my clutch jack was holding my clutch.
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#5327 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: south texas
Posts: 2,167
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think about the weight you are talking about
flyheel almost 100lbs.+ clutch pack is over 70lbs. trans and bell are 400lbs. + engine is locked in place thats alot of metal to be fucking with i dont often work on petes but knowing what i do with my bulldogs i let the guide pins do thier jobs |
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Banned!
Join Date: Aug 2010
Age: 26
Posts: 1,474
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#5329 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: south texas
Posts: 2,167
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"older" your profile says 25
man im about to get to 38 and still dont take that risk havent since i was 15 its good to be good but if you stab that thing wrong you kill the trans but i am glad to see no permanent injury was caused |
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#5330 |
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Banned!
Join Date: Aug 2010
Age: 26
Posts: 1,474
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I'll be 26 in 2 days but with my old injuries my body feels older.
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#5331 |
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Banned!
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Alone!
Posts: 561
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#5332 |
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Big Beautiful Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the Fat Cave!
Age: 32
Posts: 7,536
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Talking to one of my ex's and she is still obsessed with the guy she dumped me for... fuck, she has an amazing guy now and she is still hung up over this other jack ass, she is going to ruin the amazing thing she has going if she isn't careful.
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Amateur
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: a house
Posts: 81
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Now that does f-n sux!!!!
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#5334 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: In my house.GMT
Posts: 6,096
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What a load of fucking bullshit.
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: East Coast
Posts: 183
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one of my cats got sick, and i stepped in it
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#5336 |
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Newcumer
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 5
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"oooh fuck " there exsist a site for free know as XNXX
and now i m fucking member |
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#5337 |
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Big Beautiful Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the Fat Cave!
Age: 32
Posts: 7,536
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Told a friend I loved him... not the friendly "Love you" but a stupid long drawn out overly sappy I want your babies "I love you." I went invisible after that... fuck... it's true though, I do love him like that but he and I have an agreement... I fucked up.
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Banned!
Join Date: Aug 2010
Age: 26
Posts: 1,474
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I forgot to buy more 10mm rounds before target shooting yesterday so I had to switch from my Colt Delta Elite to my Berreta 9FS for the next few days because it's the only other one with the holster I like.
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#5339 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: south texas
Posts: 2,167
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someone compeled me to watch a video on anal tattooing
now that was 1 fucked up idiot the tattoo on her ass is not at issue its the design a fucking boyfriends name>>>>>>>>>>>what a fucking moron |
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#5340 |
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Banned!
Join Date: Aug 2010
Age: 26
Posts: 1,474
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#5341 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: south texas
Posts: 2,167
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even more fucked up i was just trying to search a book titled sick fuck the story of gg alin and fucking internot exploder says the word sick is a blocked search parameter
then i take the space out and it shows some retard porn site macroshaft is the fucking devil |
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#5342 |
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Porn Star
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Absolutely nothing; it's been a top banana of a day for no good reason
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#5343 |
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Siren of the Seaway
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: On the river in NY
Posts: 35,896
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It cost me $144 to return to black camisoles today.
Somehow 2 pairs of shorts, a skirt, 4 tees and a blouse jumped into the bag I had just emptied.
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
Posts: 11,613
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#5345 |
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 37,037
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Work
And Erika is SUCH a bitch to Molly!!
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Pa
Posts: 644
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when i said "fuck me" to my beloved ^.^
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#5347 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: south texas
Posts: 2,167
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when i walked in and saw how many people showed up for the funeral today
it was very impressive to behold |
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#5348 |
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Banned!
Join Date: Aug 2010
Age: 26
Posts: 1,474
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Fuck thats good after 6 years without a cigerette I started again. I'm not quiting again either.
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#5349 |
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Porn Star
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Being forgotten by someone who clearly had other, more important distractions
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#5350 |
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Porn Star
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Waking up to reality. Oh fuck...
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