3some with my perents

[TheGentelman]

Hi i need some advice, so i hear from time to time when my perents are having sex. They do it very silently that i would hear but come on i can hear it. I get horny when i hear my mom moan and whispers to my dad how good it feals. Now if he was my moms boyfriend and not my father i would ask to have a 3some but now its my father and i dont know how to bring up this?
Should i just rush in and jump on my mom and fuck her.
Should i ask them before?
or should i walk in naked saying i heard something see them doing it get a boner and perhaps they will invite me?
Help me out please!

[Biguy83]

If they're being quiet so you can't hear then clearly they don't want your company. Jack off to what little you can hear and then book yourself and appointment with a psychiatrist

[Sicktwistedbastered]

Originally Posted by TheGentelman

Hi i need some advice, so i hear from time to time when my perents are having sex. They do it very silently that i would hear but come on i can hear it. I get horny when i hear my mom moan and whispers to my dad how good it feals. Now if he was my moms boyfriend and not my father i would ask to have a 3some but now its my father and i dont know how to bring up this?
Should i just rush in and jump on my mom and fuck her.
Should i ask them before?
or should i walk in naked saying i heard something see them doing it get a boner and perhaps they will invite me?
Help me out please!

You should do this.
Whenever you and your mom are alone hug her and feel her up a little.
Then walk away. When she doing something surprise her by hugging her in a sexy way.
If she dont like it then she may not want to fuck you.
Hug her from behind like a girlfriend and see what she does. Then kiss her on the cheek.
Do this a lot to your mom if she does something sexy and gets you hard.
Then you may fuck in some point. Dont rush it tho.

And about the guy saying you need help he is an asshole. We are all sick in the head.
He wont admit it.
Anyways good. Also if you fuck you mom write I would like to hear about it.

[STR8LEG]

Keep us posted on how it goes. I would like to hear the outcum.

[gilgamesh922]

Originally Posted by STR8LEG

Keep us posted on how it goes. I would like to hear the outcum.

[TheGentelman]

Originally Posted by Sicktwistedbastered

You should do this.
Whenever you and your mom are alone hug her and feel her up a little.
Then walk away. When she doing something surprise her by hugging her in a sexy way.
If she dont like it then she may not want to fuck you.
Hug her from behind like a girlfriend and see what she does. Then kiss her on the cheek.
Do this a lot to your mom if she does something sexy and gets you hard.
Then you may fuck in some point. Dont rush it tho.

And about the guy saying you need help he is an asshole. We are all sick in the head.
He wont admit it.
Anyways good. Also if you fuck you mom write I would like to hear about it.

Thanks man, ill try it but not soon because were on vacation when we get back my dad will leave for a buisness trip and ill be alone with my mom. I hope i can get her to fuck, maybe ill let her catch me masturbating to show her that i need it.

[Obey-You]

Originally Posted by Sicktwistedbastered

You should do this.
Whenever you and your mom are alone hug her and feel her up a little.
Then walk away. When she doing something surprise her by hugging her in a sexy way.
If she dont like it then she may not want to fuck you.
Hug her from behind like a girlfriend and see what she does. Then kiss her on the cheek.
Do this a lot to your mom if she does something sexy and gets you hard.
Then you may fuck in some point. Dont rush it tho.

And about the guy saying you need help he is an asshole. We are all sick in the head.
He wont admit it.
Anyways good. Also if you fuck you mom write I would like to hear about it.

I like your thinking....

[bongzilla]

Don,t you think if they wanted a 3 way, it would not be with their son.

[TheChemicals]

What I find disturbing is that you are considering rushing naked into a room and just jumping on your mother and fuck her while she is with dad. You haven't been invited but you want to force your way in. That might require some therapy before you do something stupid.

[bloodonthemoon]

Originally Posted by TheGentelman

Hi i need some advice, so i hear from time to time when my perents are having sex. They do it very silently that i would hear but come on i can hear it. I get horny when i hear my mom moan and whispers to my dad how good it feals. Now if he was my moms boyfriend and not my father i would ask to have a 3some but now its my father and i dont know how to bring up this?
Should i just rush in and jump on my mom and fuck her.
Should i ask them before?
or should i walk in naked saying i heard something see them doing it get a boner and perhaps they will invite me?
Help me out please!

You should spend more time working on spelling, rather than thinking about fucking your "perents". If they haven't asked you to join in, chances are you are not welcome in their bed.

[babblefunk]

You're 12, I'm guessing. In another thread you ask how to masturbate. Wait till you're old enough to know how to use it before you try pushing dad out of the way and ramming it home in mom. You're more likely to get a (non-sexual) spanking than to get off.

[Empress Lainie]

Lets give him the benefit of the doubt, maybe he is at least 14, since he is so horny for his mom. He doesn't yet know that most girls would fuck him unless he is butt ugly.

[mrwhite480]

OK.. I've heard some pretty fucked up stuff on here but having a threesome with your mother and father takes the cake.

[bloodonthemoon]

Originally Posted by mrwhite480

OK.. I've heard some pretty fucked up stuff on here but having a threesome with your mother and father takes the cake.

I agree. I though it was so wrong that my mom and I broke up!

[mrwhite480]

Originally Posted by bloodonthemoon

I agree. I though it was so wrong that my mom and I broke up!

Lol.. good one!

[ital35m]

Ok. Just in case none of the above are correct. Maybe he wrote this post just to be funny? Anyways if not, then i say next time you hear mommy and daddy going at it, get totally naked and sneak into their bedroom very quietly making sure neither of them hear or see you. If dad is on top of mommy, hop on up there behind him as quick as you can and fuck your daddys ass. Grab his hips, make sure you hold on and don,t let that fucker get loose don,t you dare let him loose till you fill that lil ass of his. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee fuckin Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[Rothko]

How about you go away and come back when you are legally old enough to be having sex. We can discuss the matter then