Dirtiest thing you've done - Page 10

tupelohoney · 08-19-2012, 12:49 PM

made out with my sister, among other things.
my girlfriend was watching. (i didn't know that part though)

NWUKlad · 08-20-2012, 09:53 AM

OK, this thread still works - 20th August, 2012 - any more?

tupelohoney · 08-20-2012, 03:41 PM

been pissed on by a hooker

AllTheWayMia · 08-20-2012, 03:42 PM

Back when I was 16, I noticed that everyone has having sex. My only problem was (back then) was that I didn't know anything about sex. All I knew was that I had a vagina. I didn't know that guys had cocks or whatever. I thought everyone had vaginas xD

Anyway, my brother, whom was 18 at the time, often heard my struggled by listening in on my conversations with my best friend. So one day, he approached me and told me he'd teach me all about sex. I sucked him clean, he fucked me in my pussy.

I have sucked my Dad's cock before but he's never fucked me before.

Maxair10 · 08-20-2012, 09:22 PM

Our bedrooms were right next to each other I was 19 she was 10 she loved to show off all ever did was look she had the perfect 10 year old body

Maxair10 · 08-20-2012, 09:39 PM

Babysitting neighbors kid and she loves to show off her nonexistent titties LOL and I love looking

ezzmond · 08-20-2012, 09:56 PM

my ex used to like to piss on my cock and then fuck me, used to make me rock hard

NWUKlad · 08-21-2012, 10:35 AM

OK, at the risk of attracting bad perverts like Maxair10 as opposed to good perverts like the rest of us, anymore?

thickdadcock · 08-21-2012, 08:53 PM

I love your sister

thickdadcock · 08-21-2012, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllTheWayMia

Back when I was 16, I noticed that everyone has having sex. My only problem was (back then) was that I didn't know anything about sex. All I knew was that I had a vagina. I didn't know that guys had cocks or whatever. I thought everyone had vaginas xD

Anyway, my brother, whom was 18 at the time, often heard my struggled by listening in on my conversations with my best friend. So one day, he approached me and told me he'd teach me all about sex. I sucked him clean, he fucked me in my pussy.

I have sucked my Dad's cock before but he's never fucked me before.

I love you!!!

Jamjam14444 · 08-22-2012, 04:17 PM

I babysat at a friend of mines kid and she really like to show off she kept walking around naked and she masturbated in front of me that was all that happened but to this day OMG

NWUKlad · 08-23-2012, 02:36 PM

Jamjam, that's.... disturbing.

ibbored22 · 08-23-2012, 04:48 PM

Let's get this back on track: Couple days ago met up with this girl who I've had a sort of FWB thing going. We were hanging out in her backyard, in her pool and we ended up fucking right there. I was standing in the shallow end and had her pressed up against the pool wall. It was a fun day.

oliviarochelle · 08-23-2012, 04:50 PM

i was with my brother and his gf at the same time

drie78ste · 08-23-2012, 05:26 PM

Boys! Boys! that is not dirty, what you tell is FUN in capitals

Once my lady, me and two friends had a mudbath, relaxed at first, but it became a mud fight and ended in a swap mud fuck.
Can still remember the crunching noise and feeling.

Dirty, but FUN

NWUKlad · 08-24-2012, 11:04 AM

Bump deedeedee Bump deedeedee Bump heehee...

Old Man · 08-24-2012, 12:24 PM

I went to see a friend, but his wife said he had just left to go buy some beer and would be back in about half hour....so I asked her if we could fuck (been there and done that before) so we fucked and had just gotten dressed when hubby walks in with the beer. Great day and good beer...

tempos · 08-24-2012, 12:27 PM

Had a fight in mud with a girl... i was soo dirty when we ended... :-D

jer2349 · 08-24-2012, 02:58 PM

I was at the bar one evening & got lucky. We had several cocktails, then departed for her house. Fucked around fucked around & got to the point of eating her pussy. Well the smell wasn't by no means pleasant, I was drunk so ,,WTF? After enduring the stench and capturing a tongue full of pussy juice. I noticed what tasted like a pea, I didn't pay it much mind and continued. The very next dive in that hairy jungle of a muff. I returned with a little chunk of what tasted similar to a carrot. At that time I looked up at her and inquired "Goddamn, Baby are you sick or sumpthin" She replied "No, but the guy that was there last night was"

Just a joke! But one of my long time favorites!!

NWUKlad · 08-25-2012, 12:32 PM

bump

big_boob · 08-25-2012, 01:52 PM

I love to give blow jobs to guys I just met. On line or in clubs. Especially married older guys.
I once gave a blowjob to three guys that picked me up on the road, all of them came into my mouth and I swallowed. They left me at my city and I never saw them again.

MV3 · 08-25-2012, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllTheWayMia

Back when I was 16, I noticed that everyone has having sex. My only problem was (back then) was that I didn't know anything about sex. All I knew was that I had a vagina. I didn't know that guys had cocks or whatever. I thought everyone had vaginas xD

Anyway, my brother, whom was 18 at the time, often heard my struggled by listening in on my conversations with my best friend. So one day, he approached me and told me he'd teach me all about sex. I sucked him clean, he fucked me in my pussy.

I have sucked my Dad's cock before but he's never fucked me before.

I'd like to tie you up and make you watch me rape your virgin sister.

NWUKlad · 08-26-2012, 05:44 PM

#baby it's the freakin' weekend, i'm gonna have me some fun#
B[ump], b[ump] b[ump]...

NC_curious · 08-27-2012, 06:45 AM

My HS girlfriend and I would rent a room a few times a month to get drunk, smoke pot and fuck. One of those nights, after finishing 2-3 bottles of MD(Mad Dog) 20/20 and smokin countless bowls, we got down to fukkin. After "finishing" several times, we both passed out. Well, the next morning I got up to piss. After finishing, I turned on the light and got a surprise, my face had dried blood all over it. My dick and hands had blood on them too along with bloody marks here and there.
I woke "susie" up and after her initial shock and disgust, we both laughed our asses off at how much was on us. She had delicious pussy so I always spent a lot of time eating her out. Her face and tits had blood on them too. I guess we were too drunk to realize any taste difference, or any change in ...texture!! LMAO!!

I guess we both earned our red wings that night!

I was nice to the maid and removed the newly made Japanese flag from the bed.

Kusimuna · 08-27-2012, 01:36 PM

Propably cumming while watching in omegle. I don't think that's gay, it was just fun. Dirty feeling after that.

NWUKlad · 08-30-2012, 02:35 PM

more BUMPin'...

NWUKlad · 08-31-2012, 12:17 PM

lets keep bumpin'

XKittenX · 08-31-2012, 03:26 PM

Got fingered on the train,
had sex in somebody elses backyard when they were home and didnt know we were there

NWUKlad · 09-04-2012, 05:06 PM

thank you XkittenX, any more for any more?

NWUKlad · 09-06-2012, 01:56 PM

Bump

NWUKlad · 09-07-2012, 06:49 PM

is this thread done with then?

kinky bastard · 09-07-2012, 06:52 PM

had sex on holiday with 2 black men i had just met

drie78ste · 09-07-2012, 06:58 PM

What dirty things did you do with those two? Be specific, just a quicky is not enough to earn browny points!

kinky bastard · 09-07-2012, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drie78ste

What dirty things did you do with those two? Be specific, just a quicky is not enough to earn browny points!

spit roast,15" of black in my mouth at once

NWUKlad · 09-08-2012, 10:44 AM

Bump

GayGuy40 · 09-08-2012, 11:08 AM

Me and my partner own several sex toys, my personal favourite is a black 10" rubber cock. He eats me out then wanks as he watches as I fuck myself with it and then he comes in my mouth. Then I take it out and suck it while he sucks me off and swallows my load.

thespadez · 09-08-2012, 01:33 PM

Went to a club my friend worked at. Sucked off 5 guys in the bathroom stall. Very fun.

NWUKlad · 09-09-2012, 10:34 AM

I don't see nothin' wrong, with a li'l BUMP 'n' grind...

drie78ste · 09-09-2012, 10:55 AM

This lovely started thread becomes boring with these comments straight out of
http://ijustmadelove.com/

We want the dirty, dirty stories, not the simple, naughty romps!

Choose your dirt and tell us

NWUKlad · 09-10-2012, 12:18 PM

yeah.....

maybe3 · 09-10-2012, 03:52 PM

i came home from work and my boyfriend was sitting on our couch with 2 men watching porn and jacking off. i took a quick shower and joined them. both were in their 50's (yeah i got daddy love)) bf and i were 23. we spent hours licking sucking and fucking. somewhere there's a bunch of 8mm documenting an amazing year

admin.livejasmin · 09-10-2012, 03:57 PM

wowww u female?

maybe3 · 09-10-2012, 10:19 PM

yes

RickO'Shay · 09-10-2012, 10:33 PM

I was a grease monkey in a garage. Nothing sexual....sex isn't "dirty".

BigJJ718 · 09-11-2012, 01:41 AM

HAHA! This reminds me of how in elementary school there was this crazy sexed up black girl who LOVEDme and would masturbate me right IN class! Other girls boticed too byt never said anything, just shot me a look like: REALLY?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eves

I masturbated my husband at a resturant last night! Not all the way, but OMG! It was so fun.

BigJJ718 · 09-11-2012, 01:44 AM

The dirtest thing I've ever done, which isn't really too bad depending on your views, I once ate out a prostitute's pussy and ass. She was totally unaware that I would do that and hugged me and kissed me afterwards and said Thank You, no man has ever done that for me before.

xxpervxx · 09-11-2012, 04:35 AM

I gave my GF a rimjob the a couple weeks ago a little bit drunk, then buttfucked her. Never given a rj before, just kinda went for it. She kinda liked it

retired · 09-11-2012, 05:28 AM

I'll update to I'm currently seeing a dominatrix. She loves to fuck my ass with a strap on until I cum on her hand or a cup, then feed it to me. She is also setting up a forced bi encounter, so I'm going to one up myself shortly. Will post when I do.

NWUKlad · 09-12-2012, 12:41 PM

any more?

jeri<3>xD · 09-12-2012, 02:57 PM

Had sex with 10 guys at the same time. DICK OVERLOAD :P

08-19-2012, 12:49 PM	#451
tupelohoney Sex Lover Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: East Coast Posts: 183	made out with my sister, among other things. my girlfriend was watching. (i didn't know that part though) __________________ PM me. You know you want to. My album - http://forum.xnxx.com/album.php?albumid=24114 35/m gay-straight, its all good to me.

08-20-2012, 03:41 PM	#453
tupelohoney Sex Lover Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: East Coast Posts: 183	been pissed on by a hooker __________________ PM me. You know you want to. My album - http://forum.xnxx.com/album.php?albumid=24114 35/m gay-straight, its all good to me.

08-20-2012, 03:42 PM	#454
AllTheWayMia Porn Surfer Join Date: Aug 2012 Age: 22 Posts: 35	Back when I was 16, I noticed that everyone has having sex. My only problem was (back then) was that I didn't know anything about sex. All I knew was that I had a vagina. I didn't know that guys had cocks or whatever. I thought everyone had vaginas xD Anyway, my brother, whom was 18 at the time, often heard my struggled by listening in on my conversations with my best friend. So one day, he approached me and told me he'd teach me all about sex. I sucked him clean, he fucked me in my pussy. I have sucked my Dad's cock before but he's never fucked me before. __________________ Proud Stripper & Porn Addict A+, Honor Roll, English High School student 21 and no I ain't lying Check out my latest book here: http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=313701

08-20-2012, 09:22 PM	#455
Maxair10 Banned! Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 19	Spied on my neighbor naked Our bedrooms were right next to each other I was 19 she was 10 she loved to show off all ever did was look she had the perfect 10 year old body

08-20-2012, 09:39 PM	#456
Maxair10 Banned! Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 19	Babysit Babysitting neighbors kid and she loves to show off her nonexistent titties LOL and I love looking

08-20-2012, 09:53 AM	#452
NWUKlad Porno Junky Join Date: May 2010 Location: North West England.. that's all i'm telling you Posts: 415	OK, this thread still works - 20th August, 2012 - any more?

08-20-2012, 09:56 PM	#457
ezzmond Porn Surfer Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: uk Posts: 10	my ex used to like to piss on my cock and then fuck me, used to make me rock hard __________________ CYMRU AM BYTH

08-21-2012, 10:35 AM	#458
NWUKlad Porno Junky Join Date: May 2010 Location: North West England.. that's all i'm telling you Posts: 415	OK, at the risk of attracting bad perverts like Maxair10 as opposed to good perverts like the rest of us, anymore?

08-21-2012, 08:53 PM	#459
thickdadcock Porn Star Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 3,184	I love your sister __________________ ~~Let Me be your Daddy~~ Pics here http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=313343

08-22-2012, 04:17 PM	#461
Jamjam14444 Banned! Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 104	Babysitting I babysat at a friend of mines kid and she really like to show off she kept walking around naked and she masturbated in front of me that was all that happened but to this day OMG

08-23-2012, 02:36 PM	#462
NWUKlad Porno Junky Join Date: May 2010 Location: North West England.. that's all i'm telling you Posts: 415	Jamjam, that's.... disturbing.

08-23-2012, 04:48 PM	#463
ibbored22 Porn Surfer Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 20	Let's get this back on track: Couple days ago met up with this girl who I've had a sort of FWB thing going. We were hanging out in her backyard, in her pool and we ended up fucking right there. I was standing in the shallow end and had her pressed up against the pool wall. It was a fun day.

08-23-2012, 04:50 PM	#464
oliviarochelle Porn Surfer Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: next door Posts: 49	i was with my brother and his gf at the same time

08-23-2012, 05:26 PM	#465
drie78ste Porno Junky Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: In the windmills of your mind Posts: 421	not dirty Boys! Boys! that is not dirty, what you tell is FUN in capitals Once my lady, me and two friends had a mudbath, relaxed at first, but it became a mud fight and ended in a swap mud fuck. Can still remember the crunching noise and feeling. Dirty, but FUN

08-24-2012, 11:04 AM	#466
NWUKlad Porno Junky Join Date: May 2010 Location: North West England.. that's all i'm telling you Posts: 415	Bump deedeedee Bump deedeedee Bump heehee...

08-24-2012, 12:24 PM	#467
Old Man Lover of the Nude Female Body Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Kenedy, TX Age: 67 Posts: 13,748	I went to see a friend, but his wife said he had just left to go buy some beer and would be back in about half hour....so I asked her if we could fuck (been there and done that before) so we fucked and had just gotten dressed when hubby walks in with the beer. Great day and good beer... __________________ There is nothing more beautiful than the nude female body. Sexy Christmas Special 2009 Real Women of XnXX Christmas Present Valentine Girls of XnXX XnXX Spring/Summer Edition XnXX Spring 2010 Re-verification Valentine's Day 2011

08-24-2012, 12:27 PM	#468
tempos Porn Star Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,452	Had a fight in mud with a girl... i was soo dirty when we ended... :-D __________________ I'm not watching everything I write so PM is quicker and more effective way how to get my answer :-D

08-24-2012, 02:58 PM	#469
jer2349 Porn Surfer Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Iowa, where the hoot owls screw da chickens Posts: 37	I was at the bar one evening & got lucky. We had several cocktails, then departed for her house. Fucked around fucked around & got to the point of eating her pussy. Well the smell wasn't by no means pleasant, I was drunk so ,,WTF? After enduring the stench and capturing a tongue full of pussy juice. I noticed what tasted like a pea, I didn't pay it much mind and continued. The very next dive in that hairy jungle of a muff. I returned with a little chunk of what tasted similar to a carrot. At that time I looked up at her and inquired "Goddamn, Baby are you sick or sumpthin" She replied "No, but the guy that was there last night was" Just a joke! But one of my long time favorites!!

08-25-2012, 12:32 PM	#470
NWUKlad Porno Junky Join Date: May 2010 Location: North West England.. that's all i'm telling you Posts: 415	bump

08-25-2012, 01:52 PM	#471
big_boob Amateur Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Croatia Posts: 83	I love to give blow jobs to guys I just met. On line or in clubs. Especially married older guys. I once gave a blowjob to three guys that picked me up on the road, all of them came into my mouth and I swallowed. They left me at my city and I never saw them again.

08-26-2012, 05:44 PM	#473
NWUKlad Porno Junky Join Date: May 2010 Location: North West England.. that's all i'm telling you Posts: 415	#baby it's the freakin' weekend, i'm gonna have me some fun# B[ump], b[ump] b[ump]...

08-27-2012, 06:45 AM	#474
NC_curious Amateur Join Date: May 2012 Location: on the beach Posts: 77	My HS girlfriend and I would rent a room a few times a month to get drunk, smoke pot and fuck. One of those nights, after finishing 2-3 bottles of MD(Mad Dog) 20/20 and smokin countless bowls, we got down to fukkin. After "finishing" several times, we both passed out. Well, the next morning I got up to piss. After finishing, I turned on the light and got a surprise, my face had dried blood all over it. My dick and hands had blood on them too along with bloody marks here and there. I woke "susie" up and after her initial shock and disgust, we both laughed our asses off at how much was on us. She had delicious pussy so I always spent a lot of time eating her out. Her face and tits had blood on them too. I guess we were too drunk to realize any taste difference, or any change in ...texture!! LMAO!! I guess we both earned our red wings that night! I was nice to the maid and removed the newly made Japanese flag from the bed.

08-27-2012, 01:36 PM	#475
Kusimuna Newcumer Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 2	Propably cumming while watching in omegle. I don't think that's gay, it was just fun. Dirty feeling after that.

08-30-2012, 02:35 PM	#476
NWUKlad Porno Junky Join Date: May 2010 Location: North West England.. that's all i'm telling you Posts: 415	more BUMPin'...

08-31-2012, 12:17 PM	#477
NWUKlad Porno Junky Join Date: May 2010 Location: North West England.. that's all i'm telling you Posts: 415	lets keep bumpin'

08-31-2012, 03:26 PM	#478
XKittenX Porn Surfer Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Australia Posts: 19	Got fingered on the train, had sex in somebody elses backyard when they were home and didnt know we were there

09-04-2012, 05:06 PM	#479
NWUKlad Porno Junky Join Date: May 2010 Location: North West England.. that's all i'm telling you Posts: 415	thank you XkittenX, any more for any more?

09-06-2012, 01:56 PM	#480
NWUKlad Porno Junky Join Date: May 2010 Location: North West England.. that's all i'm telling you Posts: 415	Bump

09-07-2012, 06:49 PM	#481
NWUKlad Porno Junky Join Date: May 2010 Location: North West England.. that's all i'm telling you Posts: 415	is this thread done with then?

09-07-2012, 06:52 PM	#482
kinky bastard Porn Star Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,009	had sex on holiday with 2 black men i had just met

09-07-2012, 06:58 PM	#483
drie78ste Porno Junky Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: In the windmills of your mind Posts: 421	What dirty things did you do with those two? Be specific, just a quicky is not enough to earn browny points!

09-08-2012, 10:44 AM	#485
NWUKlad Porno Junky Join Date: May 2010 Location: North West England.. that's all i'm telling you Posts: 415	Bump

09-08-2012, 11:08 AM	#486
GayGuy40 Geordie Trollop Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Kilt land Age: 43 Posts: 5,250	Me and my partner own several sex toys, my personal favourite is a black 10" rubber cock. He eats me out then wanks as he watches as I fuck myself with it and then he comes in my mouth. Then I take it out and suck it while he sucks me off and swallows my load. __________________ "Alcohol - The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems" Homer Simpson

09-08-2012, 01:33 PM	#487
thespadez Porno Junky Join Date: Dec 2011 Age: 21 Posts: 271	Went to a club my friend worked at. Sucked off 5 guys in the bathroom stall. Very fun.

09-09-2012, 10:34 AM	#488
NWUKlad Porno Junky Join Date: May 2010 Location: North West England.. that's all i'm telling you Posts: 415	I don't see nothin' wrong, with a li'l BUMP 'n' grind...