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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: England
Posts: 12,060
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I would serenade her with my Mariachi brothers!
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the iron butterfly
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In the penthouse of Mt. Olympus...
Posts: 7,439
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Grab his hand and BB's too...I know I will have the time of my life listening to them talk of anything...
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Hell
Age: 24
Posts: 7,316
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Buy her a drink and then drink it to see if it has more alcohol than mine
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: in the 2nd circle of hell
Posts: 3,165
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ask her if there are still more retards running around
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Hell
Age: 24
Posts: 7,316
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haha there sure are!!
I should make a list for you
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: in the 2nd circle of hell
Posts: 3,165
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order a keg for our table i think will last all through the night as we talk of the list hehe
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Big Beautiful Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the Fat Cave!
Age: 32
Posts: 7,567
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I'd send over another keg, the hot guys (or gals) they were checking out and toast to their health loudly before drowning my sorrows in vodka, whiskey, and any other hard hitting liquor.
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Hell
Age: 24
Posts: 7,316
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Invite her to my table with Armivilla and start going down the list...
First group of men, the ones that beg to be my friend and act like they care...and then they call me Delia
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Big Beautiful Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the Fat Cave!
Age: 32
Posts: 7,567
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Oooh, yeah... or one who you've know 2 years, been begging for time with for months then get a text saying you two are distant because you never show him attention or interest. Ummm hello... begging for months... fucking loser.
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Hell
Age: 24
Posts: 7,316
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Take a shot! ![]() Or the ones that are your friends for 2 WEEKS and then get mad that you don't reply fast enough! Chill the fuck out!
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Big Beautiful Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the Fat Cave!
Age: 32
Posts: 7,567
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Yeah, had a few of those. I wanna yell, "Dude, there are other people I have to talk to and I do have to sleep sometimes. I know your dick is hard but really, be patient!"
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Hell
Age: 24
Posts: 7,316
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Trust me, it wasn't even about the dick. If it were maybe it would've it worth it to reply! haha
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: in the 2nd circle of hell
Posts: 3,165
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order another keg for our table, the conversation just got very interesting hehehe
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Hell
Age: 24
Posts: 7,316
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at first....
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: England
Posts: 12,060
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And then maybe this?
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Hell
Age: 24
Posts: 7,316
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hahahahhaha
You can join us at the pub Yaz!
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