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Cuntgratulations for showing yourself to be a total ass...bestiality my arse
Thanks for the laugh but don't give up the day job
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Precious princess
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Siren of the Seaway
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: On the river in NY
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Empress Lanie is safe.
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The Curly Wurly Man
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Running through the mind of a Dark Haired Beauty.
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Hello my beauty, how's you this fine day?
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Siren of the Seaway
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: On the river in NY
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Absolutely, you should be banned. I've seen your legs, remember? Much better than mine. And you are younger.
Off with there heads!!!!!
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Siren of the Seaway
Join Date: Oct 2008
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Hello darlin', I'm fine. I'm trying to figure out in what order to ban all the females who are younger and prettier than me. Should I do it by time zone? By age? Should I line them up by height? Do pregnant women and mother's of small children get excused until their family is old enough to get along without them? Oh wait, that sounds like a firing squad. Maybe that's going a tad too far.
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Siren of the Seaway
Join Date: Oct 2008
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If I play this right, I'll be the only female member left here.
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Join Date: Oct 2008
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Hell, if you play it right, you'll be the only PERSON here!
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Precious princess
Join Date: Jan 2011
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Sheesh. I should have been banned long ago. I tried to get banned last night, but the pussy wouldn't man up.
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. . . We expect far more of paradise than what we bring to it, yet we can bring no more than ourselves, and we can appreciate no more than what we presuppose to exist there. Thus, even in a heaven of limitless breadth and capacity, we perceive naught but ourselves upon our deaths, even though it is we whom we long to escape.. My novels (two here and a third on the way) - 720,000+ reads ( featuring God, Satan, and the Antichrist ) . . . |
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Join Date: Jul 2009
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Porn Star
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Porno Junky
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Banned!
Join Date: Jul 2012
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Looks like the trailer park took over this thread
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Mar 2012
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Floating in the ether
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I'll work you like a second job!
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