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Old 07-23-2012, 07:21 PM   #251
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*sigh* haven't you been following the thread. It's only the young AND pretty they are threatening to ban
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Old 07-23-2012, 08:48 PM   #253
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:16 PM   #255
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Old 07-23-2012, 10:17 PM   #256
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I too respect your opinion, but I'd like the person I'm posting with to be honest. I can know how they look, but we can still play a part. I have a definite mental image of how I'd like to look, and 'act' accordingly. Yes, fantasy is great, but so is honesty.
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I found that even if the people are who they say they are there is still often a lot of embellishment. Generally, I take most people at face value because of my own experiences.
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Old 07-23-2012, 10:18 PM   #257
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He said young and pretty. So there's not many named there you'd have to ban..... Maybe Jamie, that's about it really
That's in the eye of the beholder. Just about every woman here is younger and prettier than I am, which according to his logic, makes them all in line to be banned.

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Old 07-23-2012, 10:52 PM   #259
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That's in the eye of the beholder. Just about every woman here is younger and prettier than I am, which according to his logic, makes them all in line to be banned.

Empress Lanie is safe.
Hello my beauty, how's you this fine day?

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Old 07-23-2012, 10:54 PM   #260
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What about me?
Absolutely, you should be banned. I've seen your legs, remember? Much better than mine. And you are younger.

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Hello my beauty, how's you this fine day?

Hello darlin', I'm fine. I'm trying to figure out in what order to ban all the females who are younger and prettier than me. Should I do it by time zone? By age? Should I line them up by height? Do pregnant women and mother's of small children get excused until their family is old enough to get along without them?

Oh wait, that sounds like a firing squad. Maybe that's going a tad too far.
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That's in the eye of the beholder. Just about every woman here is younger and prettier than I am, which according to his logic, makes them all in line to be banned.

Empress Lanie is safe.
It's been pointed out to me that I may have been a little hasty in my judgement. Empress may be older, but she has a much better wig collection.

If I play this right, I'll be the only female member left here.
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Old 07-23-2012, 11:08 PM   #263
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... that sounds like a firing squad. Maybe that's going a tad too far.
Not far enough for some people. After all, shouldn't you also ban all the suburbanite guys? Maybe all non-Caucasian and non-Asian people too? And guys who read romantic stories about seventeen year old high school kids discovering their sexuality? And for God's sake, don't forget the people who start arguments for fun!


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Old 07-23-2012, 11:29 PM   #265
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Not far enough for some people. After all, shouldn't you also ban all the suburbanite guys? Maybe all non-Caucasian and non-Asian people too? And guys who read romantic stories about seventeen year old high school kids discovering their sexuality? And for God's sake, don't forget the people who start arguments for fun!




Hell, if you play it right, you'll be the only PERSON here!

Sheesh.

I should have been banned long ago.

I tried to get banned last night, but the pussy wouldn't man up.
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