Fifty Shades of Grey - a discussion

[NeedingHerKing]

“The only sin is mediocrity.”

'Fifty Shades of Grey' promises literary genius (if one bases the judgement on book sales) and delivers it to those that are prone to cliche characters, predictable plot turns and Disney endings. What's more, the author didn't even put the word cock or pussy in the novel. Sheeesh, what has the world come to?!

But what do I know? One of my stories, posted on this site, is probably just a slightly elevated version of "Penthouse Letters" too.

PS: I wrote my story last month BEFORE reading the trilogy in question, as a gift to my desired Master. If only I could live the fantasy out!

[businesstraveller]

Even though he only had one tattoo I yearned for him to fill those lonely hours between Jeremy Kyle and Loose Women. As he approached, his smile told me it was benefit day and I knew my fila tracksuit would be hanging off the lamp shade tonight.

As I stood in line at the Job Centre a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, B.O and Lynx Africa. I turned around and there was Dwayne. Our eyes met and he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind the Tesco Express. There was a tramp watching but it just added to the mystery. I knew it was love and my life would never be the same!