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Old 08-18-2012, 07:24 PM   #901
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i will come back to this later.
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i'll drink to that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-08-2012, 01:43 AM   #912
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Old 09-09-2012, 01:22 AM   #914
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if i don't post here again tonight, then that means that " I'm Dr. Klitstashio... I've got a Phd. in oh, yeah! " is the best pick up line ever.
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as i may have said on here before, people born in the ninteen-seventies or later don't fully realise what an actual "douchbag" is. they (douche) have been a disposable item, no bag required, since the... i don't know, like the sixties? so like twenty years ago i decided to call "douche bags" "douche nozzles" instead. because "douche nozzle" is fun to say. and is kind of a good description. ... Until tonight. i just ,
realised that "douche BOX" is how i should describe these "people". because, a "douche box" is what a douche cums in!!! You, fucking douche boxes!!!

p.s. douche nozzle is still fun to say
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Oh, godammn! here it is! ...so anyway, ({}) is the emotic6n f6r pussy, sorry for fucking up the f6rum. and as f6r that other guy, Stop sober p6sting, with my drunk ass psuedo-name! you'll never be me!! \„/_ hail SaT@Π¡¡¡ _\„/
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...y6u will always post m6re than i do you overly s6cial misfit. dirnk less you STRAIGHT EDGE bitch!!!
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so, ummm... "probation" is a mix between "porn" and "masterbati6n" ...so why i gots too pay this bitch?
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Old 11-02-2012, 12:32 AM   #927
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I´m celebrating my birthday tonight Gonna be sooo drunk!!!
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A plan is in progress , which drunk are you going for..."Shit-faced", .."Legless", .. or "Fuck!!, what did I get up to last night" drunk.
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A plan is in progress , which drunk are you going for..."Shit-faced", .."Legless", .. or "Fuck!!, what did I get up to last night" drunk.
I´m gonna go for shit-faced and hopefully no hangover
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This is a good thread, I cannot believe it took me this long to find it. I post stuff all the time and get in trouble because I'm drunk when I do. The other day I had a thread removed because a couple of my posts on it were against the rules. But when you're as drunk as I was, rules don't apply. lol

Anyway, I will subscribe and when drunk and feel the urge, I will post here. Be prepared because it will be about something on like FB or another thread and will have no relevance here. But that's what HERE is for. I hope.
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