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The Spurtinator
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: On the border of somewhere and somewhere else
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About 10 days ago, just before an operation involving . . . something sensitive
When was the last time you saw someone eating a banana, without thinking of a blowjob?
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#7652 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Germany
Age: 27
Posts: 2,879
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um probably back in the days i were a virgin i guess.
when was the last time you pleasured a girl with your tounge/fingers till she came ?
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The Spurtinator
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: On the border of somewhere and somewhere else
Posts: 6,009
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About two or three days before I was awoken with sex
When did you last buy new underwear?
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Porn Star
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Germany
Age: 27
Posts: 2,879
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umm a few weeks ago
when was the last time you have been caught having sex
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The Spurtinator
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: On the border of somewhere and somewhere else
Posts: 6,009
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Caught - about 24 years ago
When was the last time you went without sex for 2 weeks?
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#7656 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Germany
Age: 27
Posts: 2,879
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ummm wow, more then 6 years ago i guess. but not sure haha
when was the last time you had an one night stand without remeberring ( realised next morning)
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#7657 |
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The Spurtinator
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: On the border of somewhere and somewhere else
Posts: 6,009
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Must have been about 25 years ago.
When was the last time you masturbated with someone else?
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Porn Star
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Germany
Age: 27
Posts: 2,879
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sunday:P
when was the last time you had anal sex
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The Spurtinator
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: On the border of somewhere and somewhere else
Posts: 6,009
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About 27 years ago
When was the last time you had sex outside?
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Porn Star
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Germany
Age: 27
Posts: 2,879
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umm last month
when was the last time you did had sex? :D
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#7661 |
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The Spurtinator
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: On the border of somewhere and somewhere else
Posts: 6,009
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That time that I was woken up with it, just before my op. I'm still a touch sore
When was the last time you went out with the intention of pulling someone?
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Porn Star
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Germany
Age: 27
Posts: 2,879
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um with the intention? before i got owned by my mistress, the knewig i will get fucked, saturday
when was the last time you have been watching porn
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The Spurtinator
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: On the border of somewhere and somewhere else
Posts: 6,009
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Weeks ago
When was the last time you told a joke?
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Porn Star
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This very evening. "The dog ran off again last night. I walked round the park calling his name for 20 minutes and still couldn't find him. My wife said I should look harder, so I shaved my head and got a tattoo. I still can't find the fucking dog..."
WWTLT you did something so unexpected it shocked you?
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Porn Star
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Germany
Age: 27
Posts: 2,879
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umm cant remember
wwtlt you actually hurt someone without planning to
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#7666 |
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Porn Star
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I am too blunt and tend to hurt my guy's feelings quite often. I think the last time was last week.
WWTLT you fell asleep on the sofa?
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: UK
Posts: 3,815
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month or so back
WWTLT u fell asleep on someone elses sofa
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Not since I was a student! Maybe 17, 18 years ago.
WWTLT you went on a blind date?
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Porno Junky
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Three Years Before
WWTLT You Do Party in your home ?
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Porn Star
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I've never thrown a party at home - too much cleaning afterwards!
WWTLT you slow-danced with your partner?
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Ascetic Kitten
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older
Posts: 4,585
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Many months ago. I think it was for her birthday.
WWTLT you surprised someone with your presence? |
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#7672 |
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Porn Star
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Not for a couple of years now!
WWTLT you made a bad pun?
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Ascetic Kitten
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older
Posts: 4,585
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I sometimes have to think things through before I come out and say them because on occasion an idiom will make perfect sense to me, but not to other people.
WWTLT you 'won' something worthwhile? |
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Porn Star
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Quite a few years ago I won a satnav. Best thing I ever won!
WWTLT you played frisbee?
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#7675 |
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Sex Machine
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Not since junior high, which was like 8 yrs ago.
WWTLT you hit someone?
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Ascetic Kitten
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older
Posts: 4,585
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I played once with a younger cousin a few summers ago.
Last summer It was for a good reason and I didn't use a fist ![]() WWTLT you hung clothes on a clothes line? Last edited by Cheltenham; 06-17-2012 at 08:47 PM. |
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#7677 |
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Porn Surfer
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yesterday,
WWTLT you ate your own cum? |
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Porn Star
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Not really something a woman can do, but I like the taste of my own juices and will happily lick them off a vibe after masturbating.
WWTLT you put something down then forgot where you'd left it?
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#7679 |
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Sex Machine
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Yesterday, forgot where my Ipod was.
WWTLT You fell down in public?
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Ascetic Kitten
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older
Posts: 4,585
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A month ago I drove across a few states without stopping. It took the better part of a day to do this, so I was a bit road weary.
WWTLT you cooked something with shredded cheese? |
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#7681 |
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Sex Machine
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2 days ago, Making pizza.
WWTLT you went to a sporting event?
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Porn Star
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Donkeys years ago!
WWTLT you couldn't find a single thing to say?
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Sex Machine
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Like a few minutes ago. (One of the forum games)
WWTLT You did something for yourself?
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Porn Star
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This afternoon
![]() WWTLT you chewed gum?
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Sex Machine
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Maybe a Week ago.
WWTLT You Helped someone?
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Porn Star
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Saturday
WWTLT you asked someone for help?
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Ascetic Kitten
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older
Posts: 4,585
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Friday
WWTLT you remembered your dream(s)? |
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i'm just saying
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: fort worth texas
Age: 52
Posts: 5,350
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work on friday
wwtlt you spilled something hi beautiful ![]()
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Jan 2012
Posts: 856
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I spilled my dogs water this morning.
WWTLT- You watched the sun rise?
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Porn Star
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This morning - couldn't sleep last night so I ended up drinking tea as the sun rose. It was a lovely sunrise.
I think we missed Cheltenham's question. I don't often remember my dreams, but I'll remember the occasional snippet, especially if my sleep is broken. The last time it happened was probably last weekend. WWTLT you bought something you couldn't really afford?
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Porn Star
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Germany
Age: 27
Posts: 2,879
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ummm actually never
WWTLT you have been woken up with sex
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Digital Demon
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Standing in the Grey space between Reality and Dreams.
Posts: 7,013
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never
WWTLT You had a good bowl of ice cream.
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Porn Star
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Wow, it's been a while. Probably last year. I've eaten ice cream since then but it's been mr whippy rather than in a bowl.
WWTLT you could smell someone on your skin?
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Ohhh a long time ago! But now you've made me really fancy one
I've had a Mr Whippy recently if that counts!?WWTLT You felt total and utter complete enragement? Edit: Sorry Curious, how are you sweetie? The last time I could smell someone on my skin was this morning, I had the smell of baby wash in my hair!!!!
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Hiya Saff sweetie, how're you?
![]() It's been a REALLY long time since I got that angry. Maybe 2010? WWTLT you felt abandoned?
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I'm fine thankyou, feeling pretty happy and bouncy today! Are you having an up day hunny?
Probably not since I was about 16yrs old so a couple of years ago (ha!ha!ha!) Okay, so maybe it's a little more than that.... ![]() WWTLT You internally ached for a day or so after sex due to it being so vigerous?
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#7697 |
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Right now
it should die down by Friday in time for my next session on Saturday![]() WWTLT you wore stockings?
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: England
Posts: 11,771
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Oh man, it's been ages, way too long, I miss it, but I never seem to be in the house on my own any more and the missus doesn't approve any more........sigh! WWLT: you came more than once in a day? |
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#7699 |
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Porn Star
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Today
![]() WWTLT you sang along to an advert on TV?
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#7700 |
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 12
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Just one hour ago :D
WWTLT you watched a whole TV Series on one day? |
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