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richief · 12-23-2009, 04:07 PM

Any more questions?

Jamie90 · 12-23-2009, 04:11 PM

where was the weirdest place you masturbated?

stumbler · 12-23-2009, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by richief

Any more questions?

Yeah, I got one. Doesn't this belong in the game section?

richief · 12-23-2009, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Jamie90

where was the weirdest place you masturbated?

A park bench at midnight.

richief · 12-23-2009, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by stumbler

Yeah, I got one. Doesn't this belong in the game section?

Is it a game? If you want to classit as such ask the mods to move it. Also ask them to move this.

http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=62488

sloppytermite · 12-23-2009, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by suri

would you like to swing on a star?
carry moon beams home in a jar?

Definitely doll

seeminglysatisfied · 12-23-2009, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Razorfinger

Don't smoke, body

Think he meant buddy

Is there a person from the past, that if you could, you would enjoy meeting and having a conversation with (also assuming languages and dialects would translate so you could understand each other, of course) ?

streichhoelz · 12-23-2009, 11:38 PM

whats up?

richief · 12-24-2009, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by streichhoelz

whats up?

The sky. Seriously though my health is a little fucked up.

richief · 12-24-2009, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by seeminglysatisfied

Think he meant buddy

Is there a person from the past, that if you could, you would enjoy meeting and having a conversation with (also assuming languages and dialects would translate so you could understand each other, of course) ?

It's harder than I thought giving an honest answer to this question, I so want to sound deep and thoughtful and pick out one historic figurewho had a great impact on the world around him, but I won't.

I want to meet and chat with my maternal grandad who died before I was born.

Jamie90 · 12-26-2009, 05:49 PM

what is your favorite Movie?

richief · 12-26-2009, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Jamie90

what is your favorite Movie?

Amelie, a French film with Audrey Tataou.

and Lola Rent. A grret German film

Jamie90 · 12-26-2009, 06:01 PM

he he really?

so what is your favorite fun thing to do?

x__orion · 12-26-2009, 06:03 PM

What is the most unpleasant thing you have done to another human being?

richief · 12-26-2009, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by x__orion

What is the most unpleasant thing you have done to another human being?

I was in the Army during the first Gulf War. I will let you extrapolate from that.
You found the one question I will never give an open answer to.
Sorry.
2nd worse must be breaking up with a gf on her birthday.

ejls · 12-26-2009, 06:33 PM

Did you have a good Christmas?

x__orion · 12-26-2009, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by richief

I was in the Army during the first Gulf War. I will let you extrapolate from that.
You found the one question I will never give an open answer to.
Sorry.
2nd worse must be breaking up with a gf on her birthday.

All's fair in love and war.

I meant more - what's the worst thing you've done out of sheer vindictiveness? Just to be unpleasant for the sake of it?

richief · 12-26-2009, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by x__orion

All's fair in love and war.

I meant more - what's the worst thing you've done out of sheer vindictiveness? Just to be unpleasant for the sake of it?

A patient who was on a strict diet regime returned to the ward with fish and chips it was taken from him; I gave him refund and ate it in font of him.

Jamie90 · 12-26-2009, 07:17 PM

if you could only do one sexual thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

submissivet09 · 12-26-2009, 07:19 PM

missionary because imagine being 87 and having to do some outragous sexual position to get laid lol

x__orion · 12-26-2009, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by submissivet09

missionary because imagine being 87 and having to do some outragous sexual position to get laid lol

This is not a game thread. Please read the OP.

richief · 12-26-2009, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Jamie90

if you could only do one sexual thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Oh so many to consider, whats yours babe, I'll pick that.
Seriously I think spoons would be my choice.

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Originally Posted by x__orion

This is not a game thread. Please read the OP.

Thanks Orion saves me having to say anything.

ejls · 12-26-2009, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ejls

Did you have a good Christmas?

Must not have been a good day?

Jamie90 · 12-26-2009, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by richief

Oh so many to consider, whats yours babe, I'll pick that.
Seriously I think spoons would be my choice.

he he

thats good....

spooning sounds good

michael saint · 12-26-2009, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ejls

Must not have been a good day?

Long day,hard day, good day, much was done, all missions completed successfully.............

What was your favorite Chriistmas ?

richief · 12-26-2009, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ejls

Must not have been a good day?

Sorry babe missed the question earlier.

Yes had a good xmas, felt a little unwell but went to my sisters for dinner with most of the family, had a laugh reminicing.

richief · 12-26-2009, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by michael saint

Long day,hard day, good day, much was done, all missions completed successfully.............

What was your favorite Chriistmas ?

So many to choose from, I can't remember many from my youth as my father ruined most of them.
But i remember the xmas when my daughter was three, I was unmarried at the time and had made it home from Germany for a week or so.
What made it memorable was the look onn her face when she saw the pile of presents under the tree.

"All those for me"!

pure nostalgia being made in fron of me knowing I would remember it for ever.

richief · 12-26-2009, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Jamie90

he he

thats good....

spooning sounds good

Oh it sounds even better if you make up the other spoon. "Big sigh"

"Bigger smile as i think of it".

Oweena · 12-26-2009, 11:50 PM

Concider this as one question:

I have a question;

Assuming I am a Leprechaun and you caught me. (Remember I am going to analyze your answers. ) Are you going to take my gold? Or are you going to take my three wishes and what are they. Starting with Number 1__________________________Number 2___________________Number 3______________________ and Number 4___________________________...

richief · 12-27-2009, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Oweena

Concider this as one question:

I have a question;

Assuming I am a Leprechaun and you caught me. (Remember I am going to analyze your answers. ) Are you going to take my gold? Or are you going to take my three wishes and what are they. Starting with Number 1__________________________Number 2___________________Number 3______________________ and Number 4___________________________...

1 my health to return to normal

2 I wish to live forever ( a real ambition of mine)

3 One really special lady to come back into my life fully instead of just being friends.

I will accept # 3 if you can't manage the others.

michael saint · 07-02-2012, 07:40 PM

Do you think that it's a good idea to revive this thread?

richief · 07-02-2012, 07:43 PM

A moral dilemma. It is good for all the new members to get a chance to ask a question, but bad for the old ones to see what they asked. On the whole as it makes work for me I will go for no.

Saffron Euphoria · 07-02-2012, 07:53 PM

I appreciate you've said no to it being a good idea to revive this thread but mind if I slip a cheeky little question in here?

richief · 07-02-2012, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Saffron Euphoria

I appreciate you've said no to it being a good idea to revive this thread but mind if I slip a cheeky little question in here?

You just did, the answer is "No I don't mind". Next question.

Saffron Euphoria · 07-02-2012, 08:00 PM

Why are you the curly wurly man?

N.E. Woman · 07-02-2012, 08:20 PM

I'm sure you love your kids, but in a post a while back you stated you never actually wanted kids.... Was that true?

richief · 07-02-2012, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Saffron Euphoria

Why are you the curly wurly man?

Because I live a mile from the Bournville Factory and have an inside line to all curly wurlys.

Non of them move without my say so.

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Originally Posted by N.E. Woman

I'm sure you love your kids, but in a post a while back you stated you never actually wanted kids.... Was that true?

Yes. If I was given a choice of having kids or not having them at an early age then I would have voted no. I do not feel that I am responsible enough to be a father, and I had to give up my motorbike when they arrived, strapping them to the handle bars is not a good idea, or so my ex wife told me. Alas they are all here and I love them but they all know I never wanted kiddies, oddly they still love me.

AZRIEL · 07-03-2012, 12:51 AM

Ty ran a sore us.jpg

m21 · 07-03-2012, 12:59 AM

How did the curly wurly get it's name ?

richief · 07-03-2012, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by m21

How did the curly wurly get it's name ?

It was the idea of my favourite furry Felion, Lioness made the suggestion, I thought it was good, better than any I could think of.

m21 · 07-03-2012, 03:30 AM

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Originally Posted by richief

It was the idea of my favourite furry Felion, Lioness made the suggestion, I thought it was good, better than any I could think of.

I didn't know Lioness was THAT old

by the way did you know it was also the nickname of a canal in Brum ?

izinami · 07-03-2012, 03:33 AM

doesn't this belong in forum games?

AZRIEL · 07-03-2012, 03:34 AM

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Originally Posted by richief

Any more questions?

N.E. Woman · 07-03-2012, 03:35 AM

Where was the last international vacation destination you took?

m21 · 07-03-2012, 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by izinami

doesn't this belong in forum games?

Already asked and answered.

3 years ago

richief · 07-03-2012, 03:42 AM

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Originally Posted by m21

I didn't know Lioness was THAT old

by the way did you know it was also the nickname of a canal in Brum ?

Close, but the canal you refer to is the Wyrley and Essington Canal, which takes a circuitous route due to the terrain and was called the Curly Wyrley by the locals.

Good to see you taking an interest in my old town, or are you planning a raid on the Bournville warehouses?

I guess you deserve half a bar for the effort, but as I can never split them in that way you need to find a partner to share it with.

Cheltenham · 07-03-2012, 03:43 AM

Would Jesus Christ have known he was going to die and subsequently live again upon the moment of his birth, assuming of course that the stories of the Bible are wholly factual?

richief · 07-03-2012, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Cheltenham

Would Jesus Christ have known he was going to die and subsequently live again upon the moment of his birth, assuming of course that the stories of the Bible are wholly factual?

A logical answer would be "yes", an illogical one would be "I do not know how the workings of a supernatural beings mind works".

I will stick with the logical answer and say "Yes" rather loudly.

AZRIEL · 07-03-2012, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by richief

Any more questions?

m21 · 07-03-2012, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by richief

Close, but the canal you refer to is the Wyrley and Essington Canal, which takes a circuitous route due to the terrain and was called the Curly Wyrley by the locals.

Good to see you taking an interest in my old town, or are you planning a raid on the Bournville warehouses?

I guess you deserve half a bar for the effort, but as I can never split them in that way you need to find a partner to share it with.

Went to Uni in Aston a couple of decades (or more) ago, just remembered the nickname of the canal as it holds a few funny (and strange) memories for me.

Sharing a curly wurly in only fun if it's wet, we'll share one though.

When can you send ours ?

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