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Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 20,509
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NEW GAME
See who can come up with the most creative caption(s) for an image that anyone can post. We can start with this easy one: 57200255.jpg -Bone and Moan. -Oh honey stop faking, i can see right thru you. -I think our sex life is dying. any more? |
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I'm sorry baby I love you so much I wanted to bury you but I just love your'e bone.
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 48
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Babe
, Are you sure you put the dog OUTSIDE?
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Failure is not Falling down, it is STAYING down. |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 8,919
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"....and this years 'Golden Anorexic' award goes to........"
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Amateur
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: michigan
Posts: 93
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" I dont know man she sais she wanted me to fuck the shit out of her , and this is all thats left ."
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kaaozz..........here , hold this |
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sex kitten
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In my husbands bed, Canada (East Coast)
Age: 25
Posts: 5,713
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honey, have you lost some weight?
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Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 **Verified!** |
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Stimulant
Join Date: Aug 2006
Age: 31
Posts: 2,734
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Steve was proud of the fact that he could kiss his own boner.
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...with cream. |
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Newcumer
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 20,509
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New pic needs caption. (another easy one)
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Stimulant
Join Date: Aug 2006
Age: 31
Posts: 2,734
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Balls deep in the ball pit.
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...with cream. |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 8,919
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It was at this point in her cycle that Harriet realized she had over-dosed on her fertility drugs.
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A Fine Wine of a Woman
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 13,913
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BRILLIANT, chunkster!!! hahahaha
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Decadent Deity
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 5,568
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Pic 1 – Side effects of the Viagra 2 may include….
Pic 2 – Suddenly parents were no longer concerned with the urine and fecal content of the ball pit. |
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THE PLAYER
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In the former USA
Posts: 5,030
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Honey,did you slip me LSD again?
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A Candle does not lose any of it`s light when it lights another Candle,however the light doubles.Further more,We do not lose our Love and Knowledge when We share with another.Love and Knowledge increases in the World. |
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 37,014
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No, no...that's one of those pictures to see if you're colorblind. If you can see the fucking couple, you're not colorblind.
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Porn Star
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And you said I didn't have the balls.
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Soldier Of The Sixth String
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Texas.
Age: 24
Posts: 3,890
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"Never thought I'd say this - too many balls."
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Mark Twain once said "Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Bengaluru, India
Posts: 3,207
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MsexM
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Stimulant
Join Date: Aug 2006
Age: 31
Posts: 2,734
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I like that one.
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...with cream. |
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Stimulant
Join Date: Aug 2006
Age: 31
Posts: 2,734
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May I add an image to be captionized?
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...with cream. |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: London
Posts: 507
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Pic 2 with balls.
"Son? Are you playing Mommy and Daddy again?!! Quote:
Last edited by roox; 03-08-2007 at 07:58 PM. |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: London
Posts: 507
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Quote:
Pic 1. Guy fucking the skeleton. Guy to his wife: "Honey for fucks sake have you cum yet...." |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: London
Posts: 507
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Porn Star
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Porn Star
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 8,919
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One for Caffeine's picture......
'To George's dismay, he realized that he had hit the 'Sandwich' button instead of the 'Sex' button on his brand-new Stepford wife!' Last edited by chunky; 03-08-2007 at 08:27 PM. |
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
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THE PLAYER
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In the former USA
Posts: 5,030
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Woman to man,"Get your thumb out of my ass!"
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A Candle does not lose any of it`s light when it lights another Candle,however the light doubles.Further more,We do not lose our Love and Knowledge when We share with another.Love and Knowledge increases in the World. |
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Porn Star
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"Honey not now wait til after the PTA meeting".
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If you can't be good then at least be careful and if you can't be careful then don't complain when shit happen. |
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 37,014
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If he tells me his mother wraps sandwiches better than me ONE MORE TIME...so help me...he just better not fall asleep...
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Celestial Princess
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Silver Thread
Posts: 21,549
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You'd better eat every one of these damn sandwiches!!!
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Soldier Of The Sixth String
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Texas.
Age: 24
Posts: 3,890
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You know...sex is better than sandwhiches.
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Mark Twain once said "Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." |
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A Fine Wine of a Woman
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 13,913
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for Caff's picture:
So, how 'bout a tossed salad to go along with these sandwiches?
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Captions anyone?
200334896-002.jpg |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: London
Posts: 507
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Dinner is served! Clam chowder on the menu.
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 32,554
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That's the last time I complain about the service from the waiter!
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Porn Star
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f.....ck my balls are aching grab one
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: London
Posts: 507
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Hot muffins anyone?
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Ascended Ancient
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Didnt your mother tell you not to put your feet on the table?
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MODERATOR EMPRESS LAINIE OF THE ISLAND AND IRELAND: THE DANCING QUEEN: & POPE SHIRLEY OF THE CHURCH OF ORAL SEX A'in it harm none do what thou wilt. Andreamedis' forever! GMT MINUS 8 http://www.docbushong.com/pubs/what_is_gender.asp http://www.gires.org.uk/Text_Assets/...er_Development. http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=5920 |
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THE PLAYER
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In the former USA
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They had been warned about the dangers of super glue,now they knew for sure!
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A Candle does not lose any of it`s light when it lights another Candle,however the light doubles.Further more,We do not lose our Love and Knowledge when We share with another.Love and Knowledge increases in the World. |
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Celestial Princess
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Silver Thread
Posts: 21,549
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If you think your life's tough, try walking like this!!!
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Porn Star
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If you think jeans are stiff try FlexJeans.
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If you can't be good then at least be careful and if you can't be careful then don't complain when shit happen. |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 8,919
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Quote:
"No, we haven't got a leg to stand on!" |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 20,509
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"Wow this Chai Tea is strong!"
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Soldier Of The Sixth String
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Texas.
Age: 24
Posts: 3,890
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"I think we're doing it wrong. I'm pretty sure our heads are supposed to be in the opposite direction."
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Mark Twain once said "Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." |
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Amateur
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 58
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i swear mom has to stop getting so sensitive when the upholstery gets cleaned
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Careful, Im smarter than I think I am. |
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A Fine Wine of a Woman
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 13,913
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A bird in the hand is worth tea in the bush.
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Porn Star
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This is what happens when you don't think outside the box.
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If you can't be good then at least be careful and if you can't be careful then don't complain when shit happen. |
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Ascended Ancient
Unexpected Woman |
spider girls
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MODERATOR EMPRESS LAINIE OF THE ISLAND AND IRELAND: THE DANCING QUEEN: & POPE SHIRLEY OF THE CHURCH OF ORAL SEX A'in it harm none do what thou wilt. Andreamedis' forever! GMT MINUS 8 http://www.docbushong.com/pubs/what_is_gender.asp http://www.gires.org.uk/Text_Assets/...er_Development. http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=5920 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Mr. Smith needed some help putting in his contacts and dentures. The dentist and his assistant were determined to have Mr. Smith watch how he should be flossing. (sorry that's all I got this morning) (pls feel free to add one, if you wish) |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 8,919
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It was at that point, that Tom realized why the face massage was only $2.50.
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