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Old 07-23-2012, 12:35 AM   #6351
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:18 AM   #6352
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Bellman: "I'm just waiting for my tip, ma'am."

Woman: "Here's tip for you. I'd put that back in your pants before my husband comes out of the bathroom....."


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Old 07-23-2012, 09:20 AM   #6353
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"Hi, Jimmy! Remember you said, 'What's a picnic without ants'? Well, this is my Aunt Chloe....."

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Old 07-23-2012, 09:21 AM   #6354
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"What do you mean 'nice jugs', Jimmy? We only brought one jug....."

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Old 07-23-2012, 07:57 PM   #6356
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Jane's campaign for women's rights hit a small snag.
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Old 07-24-2012, 10:51 AM   #6357
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Old 07-24-2012, 02:30 PM   #6358
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JEROME WISHED NATASHA HAD BIGGER MELONS. NATASHA WISHED EVEN MORE THAT JEROME'S EQUIPMENT WAS BIGGER THAN A BABY CARROT.....

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Old 07-24-2012, 02:31 PM   #6359
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LUKE WAS UNCONVINCING IN TRYING TO GET AUDRA TO BELIEVE THAT THE CAR WAS COVERED WITH A WEEK'S WORTH OF HIS JIZZ.....

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Old 07-24-2012, 02:40 PM   #6360
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"wax on, wax off, Wax on, wax off" Betty was starting to wonder whether this cleaning shit was actually training her to be a judo expert.
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Old 07-27-2012, 10:55 AM   #6364
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Old 07-28-2012, 06:33 PM   #6367
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GIGANTISM NEVER STOPPED MARTHA, JOHN and THEIR SON, BIG WILLIE FROM A FEW FRAMES OF BOWLING.....

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Old 07-28-2012, 06:38 PM   #6368
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BERNADETTE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY; BRENDA TRIED TO IGNORE HER BOYFRIEND AND JUST DID HER NAILS, BUT GREG WAS TOTALLY GROSSED OUT, "NED, DO YOU KNOW HOW DISGUSTING THAT IS? I SHOOT MY LOAD ON CARA'S KNEE AND YOU SUCK IT UP THROUGH A STRAW?"

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Old 07-28-2012, 06:41 PM   #6369
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"SHIT!" LENNY THOUGHT, "I LEFT MY BRA IN THE DRYER AGAIN!"

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Old 07-28-2012, 06:47 PM   #6370
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DOUG WAS A LUCKY BASTARD TO HAVE FOUND A GIRL WHO WOULD GO ALONG WITH ALL OF HIS FETISHES. WHY, THE LAST GIRL HE ASKED TO LICK HIS BALLS AS THEY HUNG THROUGH A HOLE HE'D CUT IN THE TRUCK'S FLOORBOARDS WHACKED HIM RIGHT ON THE NUTS WITH A WRENCH!

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Old 07-28-2012, 06:53 PM   #6371
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CHARLIE WAS TOTALLY PISSED. A BIG FAN OF TOPIARY, HE HAD MET UP WITH JOSEPHINE THROUGH MATCH.COM BECAUSE SHE CLAIMED TO BE AN EXPERT CREATOR OF TOPIARY. NOW HERE SHE WAS, WORKING ON HIS LANDSCAPING AND CREATING 'A FROG SEALED INSIDE A LEAFY GREEN BOX'.....

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Mr Thompson could heartily recommend the benefits of private health care.
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Old 08-13-2012, 11:10 AM   #6380
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"No, Ethel! Not Little Rickey! I said, 'I'm tired, so could you come up and take care of Rickey's little dickie!"

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"Ethel! Why didn't you ever tell me! Fred came up this morning to fix the sink and....well, I always thought that big, fat thing in this pants was his wallet!"

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"No, Ethel! Pay attention! I know Fred has no hair, but I'm admitting to you that WE just balled!"

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"99, I KNOW its smaller than average, but I just missed it by THAT MUCH....."

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"So, tell me, 99.....when you were sleeping last night, why were you muttering, 'harder, Chief, harder'?"

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"Alright, 99, I forgave you when you cheated on me with Hymie, The Chief, Larabee, Ziegfried and Starker......but Fang? Really? Fang?"

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Lisa: "Oliver! Your cock feels so much thicker and harder!"

Oliver: "That's not my cock.....I hid one of your pancakes in my pocket so I wouldn't have to eat it....."

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Felix I can tell your a man who prefers his pussy, clean, neat, trim & tidy
but I'm tellin' you once you go wild & bushy you never go back!


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