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"Gee Dear, I sure hope the neigbors don't see..." *laugh track plays*
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-brendan I had a dream I was dreaming, and a spaceman cut my hair with hedge clippers... snip snip. |
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Amateur
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 86
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don't make me suffocate you honey....
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eagles may fly high, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines... |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 20,509
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"Of course I don't mind finishing up while the boss takes you to one of those 3 hr lunches!" |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Rocky Mountains
Age: 61
Posts: 38,301
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Well I'm glad to see we got that settled just between us girls.
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Collect Different Days |
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Sex Lover
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"OW!!!! I fell on my car keys!!!"
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My dick is 3 inches...from the ground! |
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The people in me
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: North West UK
Posts: 3,787
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I don't think this is the time or the place to give me a BJ
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I know its my fault, but I can't sleep at nights. |
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THE PLAYER
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In the former USA
Posts: 5,030
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A Candle does not lose any of it`s light when it lights another Candle,however the light doubles.Further more,We do not lose our Love and Knowledge when We share with another.Love and Knowledge increases in the World. |
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THE PLAYER
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In the former USA
Posts: 5,030
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Seated hockey player "Yes Ralph,I do wear panties!
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A Candle does not lose any of it`s light when it lights another Candle,however the light doubles.Further more,We do not lose our Love and Knowledge when We share with another.Love and Knowledge increases in the World. |
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#109 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 20,509
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 16,848
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"Ooohh! A shiny dollar!"
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: canada,,,,,,,in an igloo
Posts: 1,987
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Bud,,,,,breakfast of champions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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...Is it just me or is it hot in here... Majik .....................................................
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Porn Star
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If you can't be good then at least be careful and if you can't be careful then don't complain when shit happen. |
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#113 |
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Sex Lover
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*sniff..."it smells like cheese under here!"
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My dick is 3 inches...from the ground! |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 8,919
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What can you say about this one?
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 37,016
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Upon examining the shoe, Fred told the other men "Well, I don't see any sign of the Old Lady Who Lived in a Shoe nor any of her children..."
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: canada,,,,,,,in an igloo
Posts: 1,987
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Well George,,,,,,if the shoe fits,,,,,,,wear it
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...Is it just me or is it hot in here... Majik .....................................................
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Decadent Deity
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 5,568
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Business finger-
Sure you’re smiling, but how am I supposed to get the smell off this fucking thing? Big Shoe- Guys, I love monopoly as much as the next person, but this is a bit ridiculous. |
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#118 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 20,509
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"Ooooo So close. One more and you would have landed on Boardwalk, which I happen to own with a hotel and you would have owed me big bucks!" OR Hey guys, while Gulliver is sleeping, why don't we tie him down again. |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 929
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Wish Sr could have stayed around. Miss the old hammerhead.
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"A Cowboy ain't easy to love and he's harder to hold" Good Luck and Bad Luck Both are a part of Life |
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Celestial Princess
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Silver Thread
Posts: 21,549
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Like father, like son!!! Go get him JR!!!
That's pretty cute, Rusty............ |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 929
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Are you sure ........You ok?
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"A Cowboy ain't easy to love and he's harder to hold" Good Luck and Bad Luck Both are a part of Life |
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Celestial Princess
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Silver Thread
Posts: 21,549
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Of course, why wouldn't I be okay...I'm a little tired, left at 6:45 this morning, I'd rather be cuming home at that time.......
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THE PLAYER
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In the former USA
Posts: 5,030
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Tommy ,the one legged giant left his shoe on the beach again!
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A Candle does not lose any of it`s light when it lights another Candle,however the light doubles.Further more,We do not lose our Love and Knowledge when We share with another.Love and Knowledge increases in the World. |
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The people in me
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: North West UK
Posts: 3,787
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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
She had so many kids she didn't know what to do Women like her make me grunt you'd have thought by now she'd have stiched up her c*** Judge Dread
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I know its my fault, but I can't sleep at nights. |
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#125 |
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Sex Lover
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"You'll never take me alive!!!!"
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My dick is 3 inches...from the ground! |
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#126 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 8,919
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Gosh......that's me!!
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#127 |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 929
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No chunky that's me your off spring , remember??? One bad motherfucking cat
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"A Cowboy ain't easy to love and he's harder to hold" Good Luck and Bad Luck Both are a part of Life |
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#128 |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 830
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cat picture...
"try and steal my fucking cat nip again, bitches!"
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Official Member of the Unofficial XNXX Pussy Patrol Currently on Grammar Patrol. Music = Life |
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
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#130 |
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Ascended Ancient
Unexpected Woman |
[quote=vincenzz;209156]Attachment 70302
"Ooooo So close. One more and you would have landed on Boardwalk, (cut for brevity) GOD IS REALLY GONNA BE PISSED IF WE DON'T GIVE HIM BACK HIS SHOE.
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MODERATOR EMPRESS LAINIE OF THE ISLAND AND IRELAND: THE DANCING QUEEN: & POPE SHIRLEY OF THE CHURCH OF ORAL SEX A'in it harm none do what thou wilt. Andreamedis' forever! GMT MINUS 8 http://www.docbushong.com/pubs/what_is_gender.asp http://www.gires.org.uk/Text_Assets/...er_Development. http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=5920 |
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#131 |
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Ascended Ancient
Unexpected Woman |
Take That You Damned Rats
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MODERATOR EMPRESS LAINIE OF THE ISLAND AND IRELAND: THE DANCING QUEEN: & POPE SHIRLEY OF THE CHURCH OF ORAL SEX A'in it harm none do what thou wilt. Andreamedis' forever! GMT MINUS 8 http://www.docbushong.com/pubs/what_is_gender.asp http://www.gires.org.uk/Text_Assets/...er_Development. http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=5920 |
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Soldier Of The Sixth String
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Texas.
Age: 24
Posts: 3,890
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On the shoe one, in the words of David Cross - "It'd be something else if it were a shoe, but no, this has cum in it."
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Mark Twain once said "Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." |
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 32,554
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Can you imagine the size of the bollocks on this fella ? |
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#134 |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: London
Posts: 507
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"Say hello to my lil friend...!"
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#135 |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: London
Posts: 507
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The producers from hit TV series Lost got their hands on season 6 from the other hit TV series 24 and....
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#136 |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: London
Posts: 507
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Newspaper headlines reads:
"Immigrants to the UK shores greeted by symbolic welcoming art piece" Last edited by roox; 03-15-2007 at 10:28 AM. |
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#137 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 2,897
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Ohhhh you stepped on him and crushed him, then you ran off and lefct your shoe, and its too heavy for us to lift off of him.
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http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=16072 http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=23523 http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=14613 http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=55405 WATERFALL SEXQUEEN. I like girls except for Alan NO CYBER SEX -KAY?
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#138 |
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
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#139 |
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Porn Star
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
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#141 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 8,919
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Nophest's latest XNXX category!
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#142 |
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Celestial Princess
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Silver Thread
Posts: 21,549
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Dead or not, I could care less!!! If it feels good, do it!!!
or She's the deadest lay I've ever had!!! |
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#143 |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: London
Posts: 507
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Sex Machine
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-brendan I had a dream I was dreaming, and a spaceman cut my hair with hedge clippers... snip snip. |
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#145 |
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Porn Star
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Hey Dog, take that you Son-of-a-Bitch. This is for my boy Salvester. Fuck you and Tweety Bird, Kiss my put-ty cat ass.
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If you can't be good then at least be careful and if you can't be careful then don't complain when shit happen. |
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#146 |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: London
Posts: 507
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Here....have a go with this one...
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#147 |
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Sex Machine
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He's right behind me isn't he... aww fuck!
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-brendan I had a dream I was dreaming, and a spaceman cut my hair with hedge clippers... snip snip. |
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#148 |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: London
Posts: 507
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here's another one from the french football league allegedly...
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#149 |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: London
Posts: 507
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And the final one for the evening....
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#150 |
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Sex Machine
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Dude, I told you not to let Bobo play with that fork around the electrical outlet...
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-brendan I had a dream I was dreaming, and a spaceman cut my hair with hedge clippers... snip snip. |
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