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Old 03-13-2007, 05:00 PM   #101
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Old 03-13-2007, 08:27 PM   #102
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Well I'm glad to see we got that settled just between us girls.
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"OW!!!! I fell on my car keys!!!"
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Old 03-14-2007, 11:48 AM   #106
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I don't think this is the time or the place to give me a BJ
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Old 03-14-2007, 11:52 AM   #107
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I understand,You like Men now,well Ok!
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Old 03-14-2007, 11:54 AM   #108
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Seated hockey player "Yes Ralph,I do wear panties!
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Old 03-14-2007, 12:15 PM   #109
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Old 03-14-2007, 02:18 PM   #110
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Old 03-14-2007, 02:21 PM   #111
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Bud,,,,,breakfast of champions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Old 03-14-2007, 09:17 PM   #113
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*sniff..."it smells like cheese under here!"
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Old 03-14-2007, 09:31 PM   #114
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What can you say about this one?
Sorry about the poor quality, I just scanned it from the local paper.
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Old 03-14-2007, 09:35 PM   #115
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Upon examining the shoe, Fred told the other men "Well, I don't see any sign of the Old Lady Who Lived in a Shoe nor any of her children..."
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Old 03-14-2007, 09:37 PM   #116
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Well George,,,,,,if the shoe fits,,,,,,,wear it
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Old 03-14-2007, 10:14 PM   #117
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Business finger-

Sure you’re smiling, but how am I supposed to get the smell off this fucking thing?


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Guys, I love monopoly as much as the next person, but this is a bit ridiculous.
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Old 03-14-2007, 11:35 PM   #118
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Old 03-14-2007, 11:39 PM   #119
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Old 03-14-2007, 11:42 PM   #120
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Like father, like son!!! Go get him JR!!!

That's pretty cute, Rusty............
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Old 03-14-2007, 11:45 PM   #121
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That's pretty cute, Rusty............

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Old 03-14-2007, 11:47 PM   #122
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Are you sure ........You ok?
Of course, why wouldn't I be okay...I'm a little tired, left at 6:45 this morning, I'd rather be cuming home at that time.......
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Old 03-15-2007, 12:25 AM   #123
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Tommy ,the one legged giant left his shoe on the beach again!
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Old 03-15-2007, 12:44 AM   #124
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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
She had so many kids she didn't know what to do
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Old 03-15-2007, 02:40 AM   #126
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Gosh......that's me!!
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Old 03-15-2007, 02:43 AM   #127
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No chunky that's me your off spring , remember??? One bad motherfucking cat
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Old 03-15-2007, 02:45 AM   #128
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Old 03-15-2007, 07:01 AM   #130
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GOD IS REALLY GONNA BE PISSED IF WE DON'T GIVE HIM BACK HIS SHOE.
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Old 03-15-2007, 08:12 AM   #132
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On the shoe one, in the words of David Cross - "It'd be something else if it were a shoe, but no, this has cum in it."
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Old 03-15-2007, 10:16 AM   #134
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Ohhhh you stepped on him and crushed him, then you ran off and lefct your shoe, and its too heavy for us to lift off of him.
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Dead or not, I could care less!!! If it feels good, do it!!!

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Bob looked forward to being the back end of the panto cow!
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Damn, this one doesn't make any noise...
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Hey Dog, take that you Son-of-a-Bitch. This is for my boy Salvester. Fuck you and Tweety Bird, Kiss my put-ty cat ass.
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Here....have a go with this one...
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He's right behind me isn't he... aww fuck!
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And the final one for the evening....
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Dude, I told you not to let Bobo play with that fork around the electrical outlet...
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