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03-15-2007, 09:44 PM
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This thread has now gotten off track. I thought each pic that was posted was suppose to get plenty of different captions before the next pic. This thread is now in shambles.
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03-15-2007, 09:58 PM
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03-15-2007, 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Kool_Madness
This thread has now gotten off track. I thought each pic that was posted was suppose to get plenty of different captions before the next pic. This thread is now in shambles. I would agree... Quote:
or maybe 1 every 5-10 captions. thx |
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03-16-2007, 09:38 AM
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OK new day new pic new caption
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03-16-2007, 09:40 AM
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For the last time ...no! you are not too fat!
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03-16-2007, 09:42 AM
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03-16-2007, 10:14 AM
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"Oooooh, so that's why 'Irish Spring' is just a soap and not a shampoo!"
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03-16-2007, 12:41 PM
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Those mushrooms I ate are awsome!
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03-16-2007, 12:48 PM
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"Ok, I'm sorry for derailing this thread...but look on the bright side, it's back on track and we won't need an antenna to watch sports on TV anymore..."
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03-16-2007, 12:58 PM
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Now that's my favourite martian.
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03-16-2007, 05:52 PM
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Warning: over consumption of Genetically Modified watercress can leave side effects.
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03-16-2007, 09:53 PM
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03-17-2007, 02:32 PM
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 Music Machine just KNEW he would win inventor of the year
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03-17-2007, 03:14 PM
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03-17-2007, 03:15 PM
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Oh look, how do you like my new mouse???
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03-17-2007, 03:20 PM
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03-17-2007, 05:30 PM
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03-17-2007, 09:22 PM
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Peter loved his new job in the quality control department at the lingerie factory! It was only $150 a month, but that was all he could afford! |
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03-17-2007, 09:30 PM
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03-17-2007, 09:34 PM
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Beep! Beep!
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03-18-2007, 12:15 AM
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03-18-2007, 12:03 PM
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New Day New Pic
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03-18-2007, 12:26 PM
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Although Leo`s birth defect got him picked on in school,it did come in handy!
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03-18-2007, 08:37 PM
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03-18-2007, 08:38 PM
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03-18-2007, 11:06 PM
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I can't think of anything clever for that pic right now, but I love this thread!!!
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03-18-2007, 11:52 PM
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Leo's wife says tht he is as good as any 2 other men.
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03-19-2007, 03:26 PM
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Try a new one
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03-19-2007, 03:56 PM
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03-19-2007, 04:09 PM
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I thought you said "Put the tools away in your box"
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03-19-2007, 04:25 PM
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So, Ken does have a dick after all.
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03-19-2007, 05:47 PM
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and introducing...Baby Momma Barbie and Deadbeat Dad Ken
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03-19-2007, 06:55 PM
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from Mattel
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03-19-2007, 06:59 PM
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Gotta have balls!
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03-19-2007, 10:06 PM
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Ken to Barbie,"Has that fucking G I Joe been here?"
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03-19-2007, 10:08 PM
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Second pic (And I know how bad this is) "I cant find the fucking string!" (Sorry girls)
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03-21-2007, 04:47 PM
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Whether Jeff was riding his bike, car or falling out of an airplane, he always obeyed the traffic signs. |
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03-21-2007, 04:48 PM
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Thank God there was a stop sign here!!! It's my lucky day!!!
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03-21-2007, 05:00 PM
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SkinnyJimmy really enjoyed the cool breeze
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03-21-2007, 05:10 PM
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03-21-2007, 05:11 PM
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03-21-2007, 06:59 PM
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03-21-2007, 07:35 PM
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03-21-2007, 11:01 PM
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03-21-2007, 11:11 PM
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Superman realised he had not changed into his costume.
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03-21-2007, 11:13 PM
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Jeff thought "AW S***" as the ground came closer to his face...
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03-21-2007, 11:58 PM
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Changing his mind about the suicide leap,Jeff put on his air brakes!
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03-23-2007, 03:58 PM
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Without warning her newly fitted coil unwound!
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03-23-2007, 08:32 PM
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Her friends had told Kathy not to leave her vibrator in all day,however she did it anyway
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03-23-2007, 08:41 PM
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