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Old 03-03-2010, 11:50 PM   #1
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Default Magical Soda Machine Game

Instructions: You are in front of a magical soda machine, Come to find out you can insert anything and get anything back....

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...out comes four quarters


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Out comes a Asian man

Inserts A coke can.....
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...out comes a policemans badge


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(wow it is a majik soda machine)
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Out comes L2B's thong.......*Puts in pocket*

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out comes midget porn... you sick bastard

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...out comes a crimson spray of blood

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out comes a sign that says "From what rock did you crawl out from under"

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Oh Happy Day. Out cums Sean Connery.

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Out comes Christopher Reeve

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...out comes "love gravy"


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Out comes a round of applause

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...out comes a half a sheet of blotter acid

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Out comes the wonder drug called "Fuck it all"

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..out comes the exhumed corpse of Richard Nixon

inserts the exhumed corpse of Ronald Regan...
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Out comes an Uncle Ron bumber sticker

Inserts A Picture of My slutty Sub, Dominatemeplease
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...out comes a used tampon


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LMAO...Master, you forgot to insert something. Now I'm standing around waiting......
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Those were my best panties, Master.

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Out comes an orgasm.

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...out comes Tom Cruise standing on a box giving Ryan Seacrest anal sex (it's about time those two came out)


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