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Legendary Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Rhode Island
Age: 23
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Instructions: You are in front of a magical soda machine, Come to find out you can insert anything and get anything back....
The first person will Insert something then the next replier will tell you what you get and insert something else Let's Start Simple Inserts- a Dollar
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Legendary Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Rhode Island
Age: 23
Posts: 2,114
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Bump
Inserts - A dollar
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Banned!
Join Date: Feb 2010
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...out comes four quarters
inserts two quarters |
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Legendary Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Rhode Island
Age: 23
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Out comes a Asian man
Inserts A coke can.....
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Banned!
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...out comes a policemans badge
inserts a rolling paper... |
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Canadian Beaver
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 16,411
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....out comes a splif
inserts a cow |
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Banned!
Join Date: Feb 2010
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(wow it is a majik soda machine)
...and out comes more people to play this game inserts a finger... |
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Legendary Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Rhode Island
Age: 23
Posts: 2,114
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Out comes a foot.
Inserts a skull
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Canadian Beaver
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 16,411
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out comes a pirate
inserts a tongue |
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Legendary Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Rhode Island
Age: 23
Posts: 2,114
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Out comes L2B's thong.......*Puts in pocket*
Inserts a midget
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Kicking it on the Hill
Posts: 1,593
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out comes midget porn... you sick bastard
insert Japan
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bordering slightly on the silly, and with a foot in the door of ridiculous... |
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Legendary Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Rhode Island
Age: 23
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Out Comes Samurai swords, Cosplay, and 60% of the worlds weird shit
Inserts Whatever the latest Saw movie is
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Banned!
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...out comes a crimson spray of blood
inserts a floppy disc... |
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Legendary Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Rhode Island
Age: 23
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out comes a sign that says "From what rock did you crawl out from under"
Inserts Scotland
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,484
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Oh Happy Day. Out cums Sean Connery.
Inserts...my ex husband...beware next player.
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Banned!
Join Date: Feb 2010
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...out comes a flacid strap-on
inserts an aborted fetus... |
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Legendary Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Rhode Island
Age: 23
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Out comes Christopher Reeve
Inserts a porn video
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Banned!
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 561
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...out comes "love gravy"
inserts Sara Palins severed head... |
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Legendary Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Rhode Island
Age: 23
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Out comes a round of applause
Inserts The U.S. Constitution
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Banned!
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...out comes a half a sheet of blotter acid
inserts a handful of random pharmacutials... |
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Legendary Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Rhode Island
Age: 23
Posts: 2,114
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Out comes the wonder drug called "Fuck it all"
Inserts the 18 1/2 missing minutes of the Watergate tapes
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Banned!
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..out comes the exhumed corpse of Richard Nixon
inserts the exhumed corpse of Ronald Regan... |
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Legendary Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Rhode Island
Age: 23
Posts: 2,114
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Out comes an Uncle Ron bumber sticker
Inserts A Picture of My slutty Sub, Dominatemeplease
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,484
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Out comes and aphrodisiac.
Insert any country music cd.
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Porn Star
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Out comes a hammer to break the rest of those cd's
Insert the worn gstring from a marathon runner. |
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Banned!
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...out comes a used tampon
inserts a plastic bag... |
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Legendary Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Rhode Island
Age: 23
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Out comes dead animal
Inserts England's Queen.
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,484
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Out comes Harry.
Insert Osama bin Laden
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Canadian Beaver
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 16,411
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Out comes American drama
inserts the dead sea scrolls... |
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Legendary Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Rhode Island
Age: 23
Posts: 2,114
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Out comes a history channel Special
Inserts Capt. Jack Sparrow
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Canadian Beaver
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 16,411
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Out comes a black pearl
Inserts the Pilsbury Dough Boy... |
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,484
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Out comes a croissant.
Insert a used condom.
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Legendary Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Rhode Island
Age: 23
Posts: 2,114
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out comes a fratt house
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,484
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LMAO...Master, you forgot to insert something. Now I'm standing around waiting......
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Legendary Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Rhode Island
Age: 23
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Inserts Dominate's Soaking wet panties she has cummed in like 3 times
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,484
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Those were my best panties, Master.Out comes a thank you note. Inserts invitation.
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Verified Woman of XNXX ![]() AND Redeyed's Mistress My mind is my G-spot...stimulate it and watch me melt. |
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Legendary Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Rhode Island
Age: 23
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Out comes a plane ticket
Inserts then Hentai Series Bible Black
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,484
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Out comes an orgasm.
Inserts her collar.
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Verified Woman of XNXX ![]() AND Redeyed's Mistress My mind is my G-spot...stimulate it and watch me melt. |
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Legendary Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Rhode Island
Age: 23
Posts: 2,114
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Out comes the Collar with Cum slut Embroiderd on it
Inserts Pornlover's Boxers
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,484
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Out comes a moan.
Inserts red vibrator.
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Legendary Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Rhode Island
Age: 23
Posts: 2,114
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Out comes, A molded Dilldo of Pornlover
Inserts A cell phone
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,484
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Out comes a text "When and where"
Inserts a map of South Louisiana.
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Banned!
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...out comes Tom Cruise standing on a box giving Ryan Seacrest anal sex (it's about time those two came out)
inserts a box of tissue... |
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Amateur
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Grand Rapids, MI
Posts: 75
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out comes confetti
Insert a cheerleader.... |
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Registered Self Abuser
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Out comes a marching band.
Inserts A hardcopy of the Obamacare plan
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WhaWhaWha's Whores ![]() You can get respect anywhere. Why not join and try something different? Official! I have no life. See proof. |
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Legendary Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Rhode Island
Age: 23
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Out comes A pharmacy exeutive
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 10
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Insert: Jimmy Hoffa
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 2,409
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Out comes Amelia Earhart Inserts a rabid polar bear
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 19
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Out comes mouth foam...
Inserts a hammer..
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~We're all perfect because of our imperfections~Jazzy
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2010
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