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03-25-2010, 05:00 AM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: USA
Posts: 293
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Out comes Mc
Inserts a keyboard... |
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03-25-2010, 11:01 PM
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#52 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 2,409
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Out comes a kaleidoscope
Inserts Sally Struthers.... |
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03-26-2010, 12:38 AM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: USA
Posts: 293
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Out comes starving African children.
Inserts Mary Kate and Ashley |
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03-26-2010, 03:00 AM
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#54 |
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,484
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Out comes half of a piece of Doublemint gum.
Inserts Freethinker's tongue.
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 Verified Woman of XNXX AND Redeyed's Mistress My mind is my G-spot...stimulate it and watch me melt. |
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03-26-2010, 11:36 AM
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#55 |
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Age: 56
Posts: 13,222
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Out comes a very satisfied Dominatemeplease
Insert a keg of Guinness Stout
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My profile and index in the Sex Stories section. If you can't find 'em, it's because 'No censorship' doesn't mean what it used to. Furburger's Grill - For those who aren't afraid of a little hair, or a lot. CENSORSHIP, THE NEW POLICY OF XNXX FUCK IT, JUST FUCK IT
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03-27-2010, 12:58 AM
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#56 |
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,484
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Out comes a drunk bear and a drunker yak.
Insert a plane ticket.
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Verified Woman of XNXX AND Redeyed's Mistress My mind is my G-spot...stimulate it and watch me melt. |
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03-27-2010, 02:12 AM
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#57 |
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Age: 56
Posts: 13,222
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out pops a bear with his bags already packed
insert an umbrella
__________________
My profile and index in the Sex Stories section. If you can't find 'em, it's because 'No censorship' doesn't mean what it used to. Furburger's Grill - For those who aren't afraid of a little hair, or a lot. CENSORSHIP, THE NEW POLICY OF XNXX FUCK IT, JUST FUCK IT
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03-27-2010, 02:14 AM
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#58 |
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,484
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Out comes a hard rain on a tin roof..(perfect for making love then falling asleep)
Inserts a No Doze
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Verified Woman of XNXX AND Redeyed's Mistress My mind is my G-spot...stimulate it and watch me melt. |
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03-27-2010, 02:23 AM
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#59 |
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Age: 56
Posts: 13,222
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out pops a wide awake sex crazed bear
inserts a pop tart
__________________
My profile and index in the Sex Stories section. If you can't find 'em, it's because 'No censorship' doesn't mean what it used to. Furburger's Grill - For those who aren't afraid of a little hair, or a lot. CENSORSHIP, THE NEW POLICY OF XNXX FUCK IT, JUST FUCK IT
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03-27-2010, 02:26 AM
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,484
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Out pops Britney Spears.
Inserts a pair of fur-lined handcuffs.
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Verified Woman of XNXX AND Redeyed's Mistress My mind is my G-spot...stimulate it and watch me melt. |
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03-27-2010, 03:05 PM
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#61 |
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Age: 56
Posts: 13,222
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out pops a bewildered bear
Inserts a mud bug
__________________
My profile and index in the Sex Stories section. If you can't find 'em, it's because 'No censorship' doesn't mean what it used to. Furburger's Grill - For those who aren't afraid of a little hair, or a lot. CENSORSHIP, THE NEW POLICY OF XNXX FUCK IT, JUST FUCK IT
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03-27-2010, 08:54 PM
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,484
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Out pops a coonass lady, sucking the head.
Inserts a Mississippi Mud cake.
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Verified Woman of XNXX AND Redeyed's Mistress My mind is my G-spot...stimulate it and watch me melt. |
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03-28-2010, 04:24 AM
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#63 |
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Age: 56
Posts: 13,222
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Out pops a bear licking his chops
Inserts fried catfish and hush puppies
__________________
My profile and index in the Sex Stories section. If you can't find 'em, it's because 'No censorship' doesn't mean what it used to. Furburger's Grill - For those who aren't afraid of a little hair, or a lot. CENSORSHIP, THE NEW POLICY OF XNXX FUCK IT, JUST FUCK IT
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03-28-2010, 04:25 AM
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#64 |
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,484
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Out pops a blow job.
Inserts a pair of crotchless panties.
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Verified Woman of XNXX AND Redeyed's Mistress My mind is my G-spot...stimulate it and watch me melt. |
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03-28-2010, 04:32 AM
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Age: 56
Posts: 13,222
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Out pops a clit lickin'
Inserts black beans and rice
__________________
My profile and index in the Sex Stories section. If you can't find 'em, it's because 'No censorship' doesn't mean what it used to. Furburger's Grill - For those who aren't afraid of a little hair, or a lot. CENSORSHIP, THE NEW POLICY OF XNXX FUCK IT, JUST FUCK IT
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03-28-2010, 04:34 AM
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#66 |
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,484
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Out pops a horny Mexican senorita.
Inserts red beans and rice.
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Verified Woman of XNXX AND Redeyed's Mistress My mind is my G-spot...stimulate it and watch me melt. |
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03-29-2010, 01:21 PM
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#67 |
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Age: 56
Posts: 13,222
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Out pops a bear looking for the mudbugs to go with it
Inserts a Mississippi Mud sammich
__________________
My profile and index in the Sex Stories section. If you can't find 'em, it's because 'No censorship' doesn't mean what it used to. Furburger's Grill - For those who aren't afraid of a little hair, or a lot. CENSORSHIP, THE NEW POLICY OF XNXX FUCK IT, JUST FUCK IT
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04-10-2010, 09:03 AM
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Amateur
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Grand Rapids, MI
Posts: 75
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Out pops a horny girl looking for her brother.
Insert 1.21 gigawatts... |
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04-11-2010, 03:43 PM
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#69 |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 799
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out pops a Rabbit vibe
inserts a condom |
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04-11-2010, 03:47 PM
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Masculine Musician
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: the Bat Cave
Age: 23
Posts: 8,596
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Quote:
Inserts a wooden nickel
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FUCK OFF. For real though, Good bye. (╯^_^）╯︵ ┻━┻) getting trained to be civil by a girl who's got the green.
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04-11-2010, 07:25 PM
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#71 |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 799
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out pops a wooden spoon
inserts a meatball |
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04-11-2010, 09:17 PM
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#72 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: in a happy cheeky place
Posts: 1,083
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out flops the pope in his undies
inserts a rice-cracker...
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sugar n spice n all things dirrty n nice fyi: i dont cyber, msn etc. |
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04-11-2010, 10:13 PM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 799
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out pops an Oreo
inserts an onion Quote:
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04-11-2010, 10:21 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: in a happy cheeky place
Posts: 1,083
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Quote:
inserts a vodka jelly...
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sugar n spice n all things dirrty n nice fyi: i dont cyber, msn etc. |
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04-11-2010, 10:36 PM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 799
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Out pop handcuffs
Inserts a sponge Quote:
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04-12-2010, 01:37 PM
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#76 |
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Age: 56
Posts: 13,222
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Out pops a pair of crotchless panties
Inserts an oversize dildo
__________________
My profile and index in the Sex Stories section. If you can't find 'em, it's because 'No censorship' doesn't mean what it used to. Furburger's Grill - For those who aren't afraid of a little hair, or a lot. CENSORSHIP, THE NEW POLICY OF XNXX FUCK IT, JUST FUCK IT
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04-13-2010, 01:33 AM
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#77 |
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,484
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Out comes vaginal fluids.
Inserts a dental dam.
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Verified Woman of XNXX AND Redeyed's Mistress My mind is my G-spot...stimulate it and watch me melt. |
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04-13-2010, 01:39 AM
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 11
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Quote:
Inserts a rubber glove. |
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04-13-2010, 01:43 AM
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,484
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Out comes Nurse Ratchet.
Inserts a speculum.
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Verified Woman of XNXX AND Redeyed's Mistress My mind is my G-spot...stimulate it and watch me melt. |
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04-13-2010, 03:32 AM
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Age: 56
Posts: 13,222
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out comes an aircraft carrier
inserts a baboon
__________________
My profile and index in the Sex Stories section. If you can't find 'em, it's because 'No censorship' doesn't mean what it used to. Furburger's Grill - For those who aren't afraid of a little hair, or a lot. CENSORSHIP, THE NEW POLICY OF XNXX FUCK IT, JUST FUCK IT
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04-13-2010, 04:18 AM
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,484
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Out comes a horse's ass.
Inserts a yawn.
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Verified Woman of XNXX AND Redeyed's Mistress My mind is my G-spot...stimulate it and watch me melt. |
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04-13-2010, 12:46 PM
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Age: 56
Posts: 13,222
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out comes a slow night on xnxx
Inserts a pint of Jack Black
__________________
My profile and index in the Sex Stories section. If you can't find 'em, it's because 'No censorship' doesn't mean what it used to. Furburger's Grill - For those who aren't afraid of a little hair, or a lot. CENSORSHIP, THE NEW POLICY OF XNXX FUCK IT, JUST FUCK IT
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04-13-2010, 09:44 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: in a happy cheeky place
Posts: 1,083
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Quote:
Inserts a pink marshmellow
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sugar n spice n all things dirrty n nice fyi: i dont cyber, msn etc. |
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04-13-2010, 10:35 PM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 748
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out comes the stay puft marshmallow man, in pink.
inserts the stay puft marshmallow man's hat.
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04-14-2010, 01:10 AM
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,484
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Out comes a large jock strap.
Inserts a flat tire.
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Verified Woman of XNXX AND Redeyed's Mistress My mind is my G-spot...stimulate it and watch me melt. |
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04-14-2010, 09:06 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: in a happy cheeky place
Posts: 1,083
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out pops a unicycle
inserts a strawberry
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sugar n spice n all things dirrty n nice fyi: i dont cyber, msn etc. |
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04-14-2010, 09:08 PM
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The Curly Wurly Man
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Running through the mind of a Dark Haired Beauty.
Age: 52
Posts: 26,469
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Quote:
pops in a ferret
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04-14-2010, 09:11 PM
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Captain Wank
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: UK
Age: 25
Posts: 3,392
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out pops another ferret
insert a porno magazine |
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04-14-2010, 09:12 PM
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,484
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Out pops a tissue.
Insert a vagina.
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Verified Woman of XNXX AND Redeyed's Mistress My mind is my G-spot...stimulate it and watch me melt. |
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04-15-2010, 10:07 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: in a happy cheeky place
Posts: 1,083
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Quote:
inserts the other boob...
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sugar n spice n all things dirrty n nice fyi: i dont cyber, msn etc. |
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04-16-2010, 01:22 AM
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Amateur
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: NJ
Posts: 83
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...Out comes a black man.
In goes a golf ball.....
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Hey. |
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04-16-2010, 03:36 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 676
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Out comes Jack Nicholas
In goes a pair of pantyhose
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This is my favorite quotation..not an invitation to cyber or RP. I have abandoned my search for the truth..and am now looking for a good fantasy |
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04-20-2010, 12:07 AM
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Amateur
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 73
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out comes a pair of legs
in goes a pair of eyes |
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06-24-2010, 04:17 PM
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#94 |
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
Posts: 11,613
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anti-spam bump
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06-24-2010, 10:04 PM
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
Posts: 11,613
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Quote:
in goes a can of Spam |
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06-25-2010, 10:29 PM
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#96 |
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Banned!
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 561
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Out comes a twenty-five pound Turkish...
...inserts a frozen vodka margrita |
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06-26-2010, 12:31 AM
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
Posts: 11,613
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out comes a shot of tequila
in goes a red lipstick |
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06-27-2010, 02:27 AM
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#98 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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out comes a box set of lips
in goes a long thin dildo
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06-27-2010, 03:18 AM
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,484
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Out comes a used condom.
Inserts a diaphragm.
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Verified Woman of XNXX AND Redeyed's Mistress My mind is my G-spot...stimulate it and watch me melt. |
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06-27-2010, 05:20 AM
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#100 |
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Banned!
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 561
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OMS...out comes the two quarters i put in this crazy thing a while ago.
inserts the two quarters again too fucking stupid to learn my lesson from what happened last time oh, i hope its a severed arm from a midget...so i can beat children with it and not get in trouble with the law |
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