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06-27-2010, 05:29 AM
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#101 |
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,482
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Out comes a big, fat-ass question mark????
Inserts a WTF?
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06-27-2010, 08:15 AM
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#102 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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out comes an OMG
inserts green slime
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06-27-2010, 08:17 AM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: any where you like me i would be there ;)
Posts: 455
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damn an irish lapracon came on
insert yellow peppers |
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06-28-2010, 08:26 AM
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#104 |
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
Posts: 11,572
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out comes lemonade
insert hair net |
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06-28-2010, 08:29 AM
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#105 |
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Sensual Skeptic
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 2,136
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out comes the lunch lady
Inserts a small withered animal corpse. |
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06-28-2010, 08:30 AM
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#106 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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outcomes spaghetti carbonara
insert mushy bananas
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06-28-2010, 08:50 AM
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#107 |
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
Posts: 11,572
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out comes evil stunt monkey
insert can of alphabet soup |
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06-28-2010, 08:51 AM
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#108 |
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Sensual Skeptic
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 2,136
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out comes number soup.
Insert the collected works of DeSade |
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06-28-2010, 08:52 AM
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#109 |
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
Posts: 11,572
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out comes blood
insert false teeth |
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06-28-2010, 08:53 AM
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#110 |
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Sensual Skeptic
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 2,136
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out comes a rubber chicken
insert a kitten |
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06-28-2010, 01:39 PM
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#111 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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outcomes a tasty roast meat sandwich
insert Barry Manilow  roflmao
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06-29-2010, 07:41 AM
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#112 |
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
Posts: 11,572
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out comes Mandy
inserts raisins |
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06-29-2010, 09:43 PM
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#113 |
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Sensual Skeptic
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 2,136
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out comes rabbits
inserts a $20 bill |
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06-29-2010, 10:55 PM
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#114 |
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
Posts: 11,572
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out comes a fake I.D.
inserts a feather boa |
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06-29-2010, 10:56 PM
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#115 |
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Sensual Skeptic
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 2,136
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Out comes a real boa
Inserts a candy bar |
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06-30-2010, 01:19 PM
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#116 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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outcomes a dentist
insert a sexy nurse
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07-04-2010, 02:32 AM
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#117 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: In the presence of Bliss
Posts: 2,169
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out comes a nympho gynecologist
Inserts a bottle of Bailey's
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07-04-2010, 10:08 AM
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#118 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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out comes a drunk monkey - not of the stunt vareity
inserts a bag of pixie dust
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07-06-2010, 06:56 AM
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#119 |
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
Posts: 11,572
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out flies Tinkerbell
inserts toenail clippings |
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07-06-2010, 12:14 PM
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#120 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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outcomes Uncle Ernie's dinner
insert a large dead salmon
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07-06-2010, 12:22 PM
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#121 |
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,482
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Out comes a tube of Vagisil.
Inserts a dead stunt monkey.
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07-06-2010, 12:28 PM
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#122 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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outcomes Barry fucking Manilow!
inserts lost panties and boots
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07-06-2010, 12:29 PM
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#123 |
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,482
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Out comes thigh high stockings and a pair of crotchless undies.
Inserts a chaweenie dog.
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07-06-2010, 12:35 PM
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#124 |
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Newcumer
Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 5
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hmm
comes out a Vietnamese restaurant
puts in a 18 inch cock.... |
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07-06-2010, 12:35 PM
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#125 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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outcomes buns, mustard and ketchup....
inserts a half-eaten banana
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07-06-2010, 12:37 PM
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#126 |
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,482
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Out comes banana pudding.
Inserts a newbie.
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07-06-2010, 12:43 PM
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#127 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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outcomes an 18" cock....?
 inserts Frank Zappa
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07-06-2010, 12:46 PM
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#128 |
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,482
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Out comes a full Moon.
Inserts Mick Jagger's lips.
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07-06-2010, 07:34 PM
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#129 |
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
Posts: 11,572
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Out comes brown sugar.
Inserts James Brown |
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07-07-2010, 02:02 AM
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#130 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2009
Age: 39
Posts: 1,711
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Out comes Whitney Houston
Inserts a raven
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07-07-2010, 06:54 PM
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#131 |
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
Posts: 11,572
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Out comes my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Inserts a crucifix |
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07-08-2010, 03:23 AM
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#132 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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outcomes your favorite childhood toy
insert cyanide
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07-08-2010, 04:33 AM
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#133 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Nashville, TN, USA
Age: 46
Posts: 1,876
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Out comes Hitler's remains
Inserts fluffy puppy
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07-08-2010, 09:27 AM
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#134 |
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
Posts: 11,572
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out comes a pooper scooper
inserts sheet music |
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07-08-2010, 08:03 PM
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#135 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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outcomes shredded sheet music
inserts a wig
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07-12-2010, 09:28 AM
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#136 |
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
Posts: 11,572
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out comes Dolly Parton
inserts a birdcage |
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07-12-2010, 11:40 AM
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#137 |
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,482
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Out comes pigeon poop.
Inserts a hair dryer.
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07-12-2010, 07:38 PM
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#138 |
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
Posts: 11,572
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Out comes Warren Beatty.
Inserts a coffeepot. |
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07-17-2010, 06:58 AM
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#139 |
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Banned!
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 561
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Out comes coffee and pot
inserts twelve and a half pounds of glitter |
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07-17-2010, 07:46 AM
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#140 |
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
Posts: 11,572
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out comes Richard Simmons
inserts a pair of socks |
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07-17-2010, 08:49 AM
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#141 |
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Firecat
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 9,589
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insert richard simmons
Outcomes bow flex |
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07-17-2010, 09:35 AM
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#142 |
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
Posts: 11,572
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out come short-shorts
insert a calendar |
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07-19-2010, 04:49 AM
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#143 |
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,482
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Out comes a bundle of joy (aesops put my rhythm calendar in the damn soda machine)
Inserts old crutches.
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Verified Woman of XNXX AND Redeyed's Mistress My mind is my G-spot...stimulate it and watch me melt. |
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07-19-2010, 09:43 PM
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#144 |
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Legendary Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Rhode Island
Age: 23
Posts: 2,114
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Out comes laughter.....
Inserts a Dalek. ( Look it up if you don't get the reference)
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07-19-2010, 10:08 PM
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#145 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Nashville, TN, USA
Age: 46
Posts: 1,876
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Out comes the cult of Skaro.
 Inserts a sonic screwdriver.
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07-19-2010, 10:11 PM
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#146 |
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Legendary Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Rhode Island
Age: 23
Posts: 2,114
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Out comes a tardis
Inserts a Cybermen
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07-20-2010, 03:56 AM
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#147 |
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,482
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Out comes a fucking Webster's for dummies....
Inserts something fucking NORMAL.
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Verified Woman of XNXX AND Redeyed's Mistress My mind is my G-spot...stimulate it and watch me melt. |
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07-20-2010, 03:59 AM
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#148 |
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Legendary Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Rhode Island
Age: 23
Posts: 2,114
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Out comes an error message " Warning Normal not Found"
Inserts My College ID
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07-20-2010, 04:08 AM
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#149 |
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,482
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Out comes a box of Magnum's
Inserts MY college ID.
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Verified Woman of XNXX AND Redeyed's Mistress My mind is my G-spot...stimulate it and watch me melt. |
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07-20-2010, 04:16 AM
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#150 |
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Legendary Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Rhode Island
Age: 23
Posts: 2,114
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Out comes your assingments I gave during your class time and breaks.....
Inserts BP's CEO
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