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Old 07-20-2010, 04:17 AM   #151
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Old 07-23-2010, 08:34 AM   #153
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Old 07-31-2010, 01:53 PM   #154
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Old 08-01-2010, 04:03 AM   #155
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out comes the "double rainbow guy"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI
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Old 08-01-2010, 04:08 AM   #157
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Out comes a wooden indian



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Old 08-01-2010, 04:12 AM   #158
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Out comes.

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Old 08-01-2010, 04:38 AM   #159
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Out comes toast.



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Old 08-01-2010, 04:40 AM   #160
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Out comes a coloring book half-filled in.


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Old 08-01-2010, 04:55 AM   #161
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Out comes a candy necklace.



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Old 08-01-2010, 04:59 AM   #162
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Out comes the missing woman from Tiger Woods affair. *ooof too low*

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Old 08-01-2010, 05:06 AM   #163
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Out comes a Trojan horse



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Old 08-01-2010, 05:09 AM   #164
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Out comes the head of Charlie Brown via Peanuts.

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Old 08-01-2010, 05:17 AM   #165
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Out comes the Charlie Brown Dance... yay!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G8XH4WDxP4&NR=1

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Old 08-01-2010, 05:18 AM   #166
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G8XH4WDxP4&NR=1

Inserts the Great Pumpkin.
Out comes a Blankie... mine.

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Old 08-01-2010, 05:27 AM   #167
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Out comes Ringo Starr.

Inserts my nipple...
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Old 08-01-2010, 05:29 AM   #168
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Out comes MY nipple...

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Old 08-01-2010, 05:34 AM   #169
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Out comes a vintage Members Only Jacket.
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Old 08-01-2010, 05:35 AM   #170
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Out comes my foot, stepping on it.

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Old 08-01-2010, 07:06 AM   #171
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Out comes Made of Scars.

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Old 08-01-2010, 01:54 PM   #172
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oh God...put it back!


Please insert a can of dog food
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Old 08-02-2010, 04:35 AM   #173
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Out comes a dog biscuit.

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Old 08-02-2010, 10:06 AM   #174
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outcomes a bag.....




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Old 08-02-2010, 11:17 AM   #175
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Old 08-03-2010, 11:43 AM   #176
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Miley ain't no match for the Magical Soda Machines grinder attachment....




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Old 08-04-2010, 03:18 AM   #177
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Out come the Oompa Loompas
(You may be too young for this, D.S. - from the original Willy Wonka movie, not the more recent Johnny Depp crap, but- trust me- it's applicable!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuD_9CSyXYg

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Old 08-04-2010, 03:19 AM   #178
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Out comes my tongue!

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Old 08-04-2010, 03:22 AM   #179
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Old 08-04-2010, 03:23 AM   #180
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Out comes the demon from the Exorcist.

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Old 08-04-2010, 03:31 AM   #181
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Out comes L. Ron Hubbard on Oprah's couch.

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Old 08-04-2010, 03:35 AM   #182
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Out comes a knot on the side of his head.

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Old 08-04-2010, 03:40 AM   #183
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Old 08-04-2010, 03:41 AM   #184
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Out comes a pair of granny panties.

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Old 08-04-2010, 03:43 AM   #185
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Old 08-04-2010, 03:46 AM   #186
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Out comes a cheese wheel.

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Old 08-04-2010, 03:48 AM   #187
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Old 08-04-2010, 03:50 AM   #188
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Out comes Plan B.


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Old 08-04-2010, 04:11 AM   #190
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Out comes King Nothing!!!!! *cries I'm so happy*

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Out comes nophest banning the inserter.


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Old 08-04-2010, 12:59 PM   #195
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outcomes candy raining down from heaven


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(You may be too young for this, D.S. - from the original Willy Wonka movie....
hehehe...I'm not that young...I do remember the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with Gene Wilder - and those Oompa Loompas were really wild on acid
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out comes NAUGHTY

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Old 08-15-2010, 11:41 AM   #197
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back outcomes a wooden nickel....good for f**king nothing


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Old 08-15-2010, 06:07 PM   #198
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nothing comes out as the cheese melts, sticks to every mechanical part and breaks the damn machine, the people behind him are pissed grab you and .......

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...out comes a twelve ounce can of "T@b" it seems the machine is'nt magical anymore


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out comes the magical mystery tour

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