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Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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outcomes a bunny.....
inserts 10kg of plastic expolsive
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Banned!
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 561
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...out comes Pauly Shore (aka. the "weasle")
inserts a " half a pound of heroin" (old ass LOA reference) |
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#203 |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 502
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out comes the DEA
insert a lawyer |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: probably walking the dog somewhere
Posts: 5,114
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out comes an asshole of a politician
Insert disc of AC/DC - Highway To Hell
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#205 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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outcomes what it deserves....
![]() inserts 4 salmon and a horny badger
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#206 |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 502
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out comes a fucked up fish fry
insert a get out of jail free card |
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#207 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: probably walking the dog somewhere
Posts: 5,114
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out comes three top notch lawyers who break your bank account defending you over a $10 parking ticket
insert used condom
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#208 |
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Amateur
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: us
Posts: 49
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out comes your lab results positive for ......
Insert frozen tv dinner |
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#209 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: probably walking the dog somewhere
Posts: 5,114
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Out comes mom with a home made meal
Insert toothbrush
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#210 |
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
Posts: 11,556
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out comes the Cheshire cat
inserts a mushroom |
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#211 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: probably walking the dog somewhere
Posts: 5,114
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out comes a cheese steak with the works
insert bolt washer and wing nut
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#212 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2009
Age: 39
Posts: 1,711
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![]() Out comes her ![]() Inserts a cat in a blender
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#213 |
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Amateur
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 74
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Out comes Garey Busey, nude riding a flaming purple unicorn screaming about how bad the government is.
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#214 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Eastern USA
Age: 24
Posts: 1,596
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My best friend, Jeremy with a diamond ring asking me to marry him - I know LAME
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#215 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: probably walking the dog somewhere
Posts: 5,114
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not sure if thats what you put in or came out so............out comes card reading error message
insert new boot drive to reset
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#216 |
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Supreme Warlord
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Yukon, Canada
Age: 51
Posts: 18,677
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Gets hard drive wiped out!
inserts, two roaches!
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#217 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: probably walking the dog somewhere
Posts: 5,114
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out comes the Orkin Man
insert old nerf football
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#218 |
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Legendary Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Rhode Island
Age: 23
Posts: 2,114
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Out Comes a Nerf Vortex Football.
Inserts What remains of M.Nightshamalan's(Sp?) Career as a Director
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#219 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: probably walking the dog somewhere
Posts: 5,114
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out comes free tickets to the oscars
insert cue ball
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#220 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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outcomes Kojak (weird baldness reference)
insert Hello Kitty character candy
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#221 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: probably walking the dog somewhere
Posts: 5,114
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out comes garfield
insert g-string underwear
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#222 |
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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outcomes tacky thong footwear
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#223 |
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
Posts: 11,556
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![]() out comes lead underwear (you perv! )inserts a kaleidoscope |
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#224 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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LOL...outcomes psychedelic underwear
insert three little pigs
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#225 |
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(where did you get my pic???)
out comes bacon ![]() inserts three blind mice |
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#226 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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hehehehe...the power of the 'skin-ter net' (it even has a 'butt-flap')
outcomes kitty with bad eating habits ![]() insert a hickory-dickory-dock
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#227 |
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
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and out comes a clock the mice will never run up
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#228 |
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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outcomes a mouse, way too cool for school and other assorted cats
inserts 18 gallons of milk
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#229 |
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
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what else could possibly come out but a truckload of Oreos
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#230 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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outcomes the Oreo truck man's transport home
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#231 |
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out comes the speed you need
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#232 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
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outcomes our new best friend
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: probably walking the dog somewhere
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out comes a ceaser salad and a side of beef
insert TV remote
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#234 |
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
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out comes a vintage TV character
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#235 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: probably walking the dog somewhere
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Out comes full box DVD of Planet of the Apes
insert Tiger Woods golf club
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********************************************************************* Now that I'm older I thought it was great that I seemed to have more patience Turns out I don't give a shit National Breast Cancer Awareness SAVE A LIFE AND GROPE YOUR WIFE Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth
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#236 |
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
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out comes a skank ho (or several!)
inserts a tennis racket |
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#237 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: probably walking the dog somewhere
Posts: 5,114
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out comes a badminton raquet which is more your speed
insert your sexy underwear
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#238 |
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
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out comes a map to a nude beach
inserts a bottle of sunscreen |
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#239 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: probably walking the dog somewhere
Posts: 5,114
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outcomes a tropical paradise
insert tweetie bird
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#240 |
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
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what else could possibly come out but Sylvester and Granny?
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#241 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
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outcomes kitty....locked inside the cage?? ok...weird
inserts magic 'make clothes invisible' dust...
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#242 |
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Sydney (West), Australia
Age: 21
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Out comes see-through-edible undies
Inserts Dildo
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#243 |
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Join Date: Sep 2008
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outcomes a necessary ingredient
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#244 |
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Age: 39
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Out comes a gullible man
Inserts a bag of bunnies
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#245 |
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Legendary Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Rhode Island
Age: 23
Posts: 2,114
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Out come The rabbits from Rayman Raving Rabbits
Inserts a 90's Era Printer.
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#246 |
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
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Out comes Johannes Gutenberg
Inserts Martin Luther |
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#247 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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out comes hope
inserts lust
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#248 |
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
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out comes a HUGE orgasm
inserts the afterglow |
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#249 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
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outcomes paradise
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#250 |
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
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out comes you and I
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