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03-09-2010, 10:41 PM
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Legendary Lover
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Things Not to say during Sex
Very Simple game...We keep going with things you should say during sex, No repeats. Lets see how many we can come up with
I will go first 1.You weren't that bad but your Mom was better.
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03-09-2010, 10:43 PM
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you aren't as good as Daddy
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03-09-2010, 10:47 PM
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Legendary Lover
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3.You woke me up for that!
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03-09-2010, 10:55 PM
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Darling, do you know that you've got a bigger cock than all your friends?
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03-09-2010, 10:58 PM
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Legendary Lover
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Did I mention the video Camera
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03-09-2010, 11:05 PM
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ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
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03-09-2010, 11:19 PM
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Porn Star
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That reminds me - Chipolatas! I knew there was something I'd forgotten when I did the shopping.....
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03-09-2010, 11:29 PM
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Pervy Bear
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Dayumn, that was a good rip! Bet that's gonna stink....
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03-09-2010, 11:30 PM
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Legendary Lover
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What Condom?
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03-09-2010, 11:32 PM
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Porn Star
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Er.....what did you say your name was again?
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03-09-2010, 11:34 PM
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Masculine Musician
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Is it in yet?
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FUCK OFF. For real though, Good bye. (╯^_^）╯︵ ┻━┻) getting trained to be civil by a girl who's got the green.
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03-09-2010, 11:35 PM
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Can you hand me the remote?
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03-09-2010, 11:38 PM
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Legendary Lover
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Sorry You just not as Tempting as Family Guy
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03-09-2010, 11:39 PM
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Masculine Musician
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I have to quote one from Textsfromlastnight.com
"during anal sex he kept yelling his room-mate's name"
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03-09-2010, 11:40 PM
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Porn Star
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Darling, I'm sure I told you the ceiling needed repainting in here....
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03-09-2010, 11:44 PM
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Legendary Lover
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I haven't had this much fun since your mom was here earlier
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03-09-2010, 11:50 PM
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Porn Star
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Answer the phone, will ya? It's at your end.
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03-09-2010, 11:58 PM
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Saucy Submissive
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Thanks for the ride, but I gotta go. Forgot my Valtrex at home.
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03-10-2010, 04:13 AM
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Pervy Bear
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Is that your dad in the closet?
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03-10-2010, 04:14 AM
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
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Nope, it's yours.
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03-10-2010, 04:15 AM
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Masculine Musician
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It's ok, it must be something I ate today.
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03-10-2010, 04:16 AM
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Pervy Bear
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How'd you get your panties to stick to the wall like that?
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03-10-2010, 04:18 AM
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Saucy Submissive
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ROFL
Does it EVER get completely hard?
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03-10-2010, 04:19 AM
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Legendary Lover
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So Have you heard of a thing called a razor at all?
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03-10-2010, 04:21 AM
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Masculine Musician
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Partner One: huh. I thought it'd be ... different.
Partner Two: As in better? Partner One: .... No. Just different.
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03-10-2010, 04:21 AM
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Pervy Bear
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Should there be skidmarks on the sheets before we start?
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03-10-2010, 04:22 AM
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Pervy Bear
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Am I in the right wrinkle?
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03-10-2010, 04:23 AM
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Saucy Submissive
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*tears rolling down her face*
Is two minutes all you're good for?
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03-10-2010, 04:25 AM
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Pervy Bear
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Did that genital wart just wink at me?
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03-10-2010, 05:18 AM
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Saucy Submissive
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Just clean it off when you're done.
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03-10-2010, 05:35 AM
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Pervy Bear
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Did you cum yet?
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03-10-2010, 05:37 AM
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Saucy Submissive
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What's that smell?
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03-10-2010, 05:42 AM
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Pervy Bear
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Did you cut the cheese?
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03-10-2010, 05:44 AM
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Saucy Submissive
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No, it's more like...sardines.
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03-10-2010, 05:46 AM
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Pervy Bear
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Pull my finger...
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03-10-2010, 05:48 AM
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Saucy Submissive
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Not there you idiot.
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03-10-2010, 05:50 AM
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Masculine Musician
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they're just razor bumps
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03-10-2010, 05:51 AM
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Banned!
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"Can I get you something to read?"
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03-10-2010, 05:51 AM
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Saucy Submissive
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Is there an echo in here?
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03-10-2010, 06:03 AM
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Pervy Bear
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Is that cottage cheese in your panties?
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03-10-2010, 06:12 AM
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Masculine Musician
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.... "and that's the SECOND time I caught crabs"
(Mac from the movies 'Super Troopers')
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03-10-2010, 06:14 AM
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Banned!
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WTF!!!
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03-10-2010, 08:09 AM
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Porn Star
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If you feel something sharp in there it's probably my wrist watch.
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03-10-2010, 08:27 AM
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Banned!
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Im not carressing your neck, I'm checking for a pulse.
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03-10-2010, 05:58 PM
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Sex Lover
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You're even tighter than my goat.
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03-10-2010, 06:16 PM
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Share-Man of the Board
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"Shit! I just remembered I need to refill my HIV meds!"
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03-10-2010, 06:23 PM
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Dark Knight
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"The doctor said as long once it stipped itching, it isn't contagious."
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03-10-2010, 06:55 PM
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Share-Man of the Board
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"I want to fuck you since the first time I saw you.....did I tell you that you remind me of my Mom?"
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03-10-2010, 07:56 PM
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Pervy Bear
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I save money by rinsing condoms out and reusing them.
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03-10-2010, 07:58 PM
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Share-Man of the Board
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"Doesn't that grafted-on monkey dick look natural?"
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