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03-10-2010, 08:16 PM	#51
JayneyRedd Porn Star Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Southern UK Posts: 4,715	Just pull my nightie down when you finish, will you?

03-10-2010, 08:23 PM	#52
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03-10-2010, 08:26 PM	#53
richief The Curly Wurly Man Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Running through the mind of a Dark Haired Beauty. Age: 52 Posts: 26,469	after she farts during oral sex Fuck it I aint hanging around for another 68 of those. __________________ What is a Curly Wurly? Here is your answer. Damn My Chrissie is so damn hot.

03-10-2010, 08:31 PM	#54
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,810	"I love sucking your cock! Let's get naked and you can suck mine!" Oh, wait! That's "Things you don't want to HEAR during sex...." __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

03-10-2010, 08:32 PM	#55
richief The Curly Wurly Man Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Running through the mind of a Dark Haired Beauty. Age: 52 Posts: 26,469	Funny as fuck Ump Goooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal! __________________ What is a Curly Wurly? Here is your answer. Damn My Chrissie is so damn hot.

03-11-2010, 12:59 AM	#56
JayneyRedd Porn Star Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Southern UK Posts: 4,715	"Ohhhh Martyn!" (when you're in bed with David ) p.s. true one

03-11-2010, 01:06 AM	#57
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03-11-2010, 01:09 AM	#58
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03-11-2010, 07:40 AM	#59
Katie Unleashed Porn Star Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: In a world of my own evil design Posts: 2,408	You do know this isn't free, right? __________________ *~ Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~* *If my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCALATOR = EVERLASTING FUN* My mucky fiction

03-11-2010, 08:44 AM	#60
cijababe Virtual Mistress Join Date: Jun 2009 Age: 53 Posts: 28,467	LOL how did I miss this? And I'm guilty of one of them - Yak's 'Is it in yet?' First time having sex after childbirth 'Hi son' __________________ Mature, married and straight Losing weight? Post here

03-11-2010, 09:17 AM	#61
sullygom Captain Jizz Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Age: 69 Posts: 27,278	OMG, you must pass out when that gets fully erect !! __________________ http://eroticinblackwhite.blogspot.com/ http://wwwthanksforthemammary.blogspot.com http://nipponfemales.blogspot.co.uk/ http://amateurasswins.blogspot.co.uk/ Krissy'shot.....and how !!!!

03-11-2010, 09:18 AM	#62
Pericles Incendiary Instigator and Sensitive Sage Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Acropolis, Athens Posts: 2,773	Hold on a sec babe... I want to catch Letterman's Top Ten. __________________ Zeus, mightiest of those who walk Olympus' halls, none can long deny your will. I beseech thee this day to bring torment to those who would post a goodbye thread and return within hours. I implore thee to rain sorrow and misery on those who desire others to rate their small and flaccid penis. May vermin gnaw the entrails of the incest-obsessed-noob with every declaration of desire to bang his mom or sister. Amen. MY STORIES Charles Martin: Episode One Therapeutic Shenanigans

03-11-2010, 09:57 AM	#63
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03-11-2010, 10:09 AM	#64
D.Evil Banned! Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 561	You want to speed this up? There's other people waiting, you know.

03-11-2010, 10:40 AM	#65
Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 37,037	NEXT!!! __________________ If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure.

03-11-2010, 11:13 AM	#66
Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 37,037	Well...your brother screams my name when he cums...pouts __________________ If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure.

03-11-2010, 11:19 AM	#67
Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 37,037	zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz __________________ If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure.

03-11-2010, 11:22 AM	#68
sullygom Captain Jizz Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Age: 69 Posts: 27,278	RAWRRRRRRRH __________________ http://eroticinblackwhite.blogspot.com/ http://wwwthanksforthemammary.blogspot.com http://nipponfemales.blogspot.co.uk/ http://amateurasswins.blogspot.co.uk/ Krissy'shot.....and how !!!!

03-11-2010, 11:23 AM	#69
D.Evil Banned! Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 561	Done. I win!

03-11-2010, 11:26 AM	#70
sullygom Captain Jizz Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Age: 69 Posts: 27,278	If ever you become a Mummy, can I have one of your puppies ? __________________ http://eroticinblackwhite.blogspot.com/ http://wwwthanksforthemammary.blogspot.com http://nipponfemales.blogspot.co.uk/ http://amateurasswins.blogspot.co.uk/ Krissy'shot.....and how !!!!

03-11-2010, 11:47 AM	#71
Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 37,037	Here, let me see if I can braid your asshair... __________________ If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure.

03-11-2010, 11:52 AM	#72
Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 37,037	I see dead people... __________________ If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure.

03-11-2010, 12:01 PM	#73
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03-11-2010, 12:12 PM	#74
Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 37,037	OMG! There's a fucking spider crawling on you!!!! Just kidding!!! __________________ If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure.

03-11-2010, 12:21 PM	#75
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03-11-2010, 12:33 PM	#76
freethinker Pervy Bear Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands Age: 56 Posts: 13,222	Hey, I think I see headlights in there... __________________ My profile and index in the Sex Stories section. Lauren Part 1, Lauren Part 2, Road Trip and 100 Words in the Sex Stories forum. If you can't find 'em, it's because 'No censorship' doesn't mean what it used to. Furburger's Grill - For those who aren't afraid of a little hair, or a lot. *CENSORSHIP, THE NEW POLICY OF XNXX* *FUCK IT, JUST FUCK IT*

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03-11-2010, 03:34 PM	#78
MrFors Young Master Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,416	Ok ok, I know that you said you weren't into bondage, but maybe the thirty third whip will be different? Or a more simple one... Damn! Now I know where your sister gets it! __________________ "at it like bdsm rabbits" On the subject of a dormant rp Words like a velvet rope bind far tighter than the crude humiliation of an imitation dom

03-11-2010, 06:03 PM	#79
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,810	Hell, I thought I was stiff! __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

03-11-2010, 07:08 PM	#80
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,810	There's more cheese in your pussy than Loews stocks in its dairy department! __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

03-11-2010, 07:16 PM	#81
freethinker Pervy Bear Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands Age: 56 Posts: 13,222	You got some critters crawling through the forest down there... __________________ My profile and index in the Sex Stories section. Lauren Part 1, Lauren Part 2, Road Trip and 100 Words in the Sex Stories forum. If you can't find 'em, it's because 'No censorship' doesn't mean what it used to. Furburger's Grill - For those who aren't afraid of a little hair, or a lot. *CENSORSHIP, THE NEW POLICY OF XNXX* *FUCK IT, JUST FUCK IT*

03-11-2010, 07:55 PM	#82
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03-11-2010, 07:58 PM	#83
Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 37,037	Did you know Smc wants to be a ballerina? __________________ If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure.

03-11-2010, 08:07 PM	#84
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,810	Oh, my! What a cute little cock you have! __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

03-11-2010, 08:11 PM	#85
freethinker Pervy Bear Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands Age: 56 Posts: 13,222	What is that, a button mushroom? __________________ My profile and index in the Sex Stories section. Lauren Part 1, Lauren Part 2, Road Trip and 100 Words in the Sex Stories forum. If you can't find 'em, it's because 'No censorship' doesn't mean what it used to. Furburger's Grill - For those who aren't afraid of a little hair, or a lot. *CENSORSHIP, THE NEW POLICY OF XNXX* *FUCK IT, JUST FUCK IT*

03-11-2010, 08:19 PM	#86
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,810	Just put this bag over your head and shut up! __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

03-11-2010, 08:27 PM	#87
JcIce Sex Machine Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 622	classic I have not had this much sex since I was a boyscout leader.

03-11-2010, 08:53 PM	#88
Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 37,037	Yeah! I was just released from the State Mental Hospital this morning! __________________ If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure.

03-11-2010, 11:05 PM	#89
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,810	Do you mind if I keep my clothes on? I have a dinner date in about 15 minutes..... __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

03-11-2010, 11:17 PM	#90
cijababe Virtual Mistress Join Date: Jun 2009 Age: 53 Posts: 28,467	and don't forget the classic 'Is that it?' __________________ Mature, married and straight Losing weight? Post here

03-11-2010, 11:20 PM	#91
JayneyRedd Porn Star Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Southern UK Posts: 4,715	Darling, I need you to do me right here in the kitchen, right now! I want to soft boil these eggs for three minutes, and the timer's bust.

03-12-2010, 02:50 AM	#92
SkoolGirl Sex Machine Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 676	Oh Fred..oh Fred..oops..I mean oh Bob.. __________________ This is my favorite quotation..not an invitation to cyber or RP. I have abandoned my search for the truth..and am now looking for a good fantasy

03-12-2010, 06:22 PM	#93
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03-12-2010, 08:04 PM	#94
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03-12-2010, 09:00 PM	#95
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03-12-2010, 11:35 PM	#96
SkoolGirl Sex Machine Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 676	Of course you can't be on top, you're too fat, you'll kill me! __________________ This is my favorite quotation..not an invitation to cyber or RP. I have abandoned my search for the truth..and am now looking for a good fantasy

03-12-2010, 11:50 PM	#97
jonm7891 Amateur Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 55	after this im going to rape your ass then kill you.

03-13-2010, 08:23 AM	#98
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03-13-2010, 10:19 AM	#99
freethinker Pervy Bear Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands Age: 56 Posts: 13,222	heard this joke years ago: hooker: Is that all you got? Who do you expect to please with that itty bitty thing? customer: Me, I'm the one paying for it... __________________ My profile and index in the Sex Stories section. Lauren Part 1, Lauren Part 2, Road Trip and 100 Words in the Sex Stories forum. If you can't find 'em, it's because 'No censorship' doesn't mean what it used to. Furburger's Grill - For those who aren't afraid of a little hair, or a lot. *CENSORSHIP, THE NEW POLICY OF XNXX* *FUCK IT, JUST FUCK IT*

03-13-2010, 05:18 PM	#100
umpire2 Share-Man of the Board Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time Posts: 166,810	"I haven't seen a hole that big since I drove through the Holland Tunnel!" __________________ Visit: DANGER CAN BE SEXY;OPEN INVITATION;*FILM NOIR PICS & IMAGES;SULTRY KISS;GALLERY OF PLAYBOYS;GIRLS WITH BALLS;* *CLASSIC COMICS BOOKS;PIN-UPS;SNEAKING IN TONGUES;34U2 ; BETTER ON VINYL;IT! THE THREAD FROM BEYOND SPACE*

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