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03-13-2010, 08:30 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Southern UK
Posts: 4,715
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You're not putting that in me! What sort of girl do you think I am?
  
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03-15-2010, 09:42 AM
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 37,037
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Oh...are you still here?
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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03-15-2010, 11:53 AM
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Legendary Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Rhode Island
Age: 23
Posts: 2,114
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On Second thought, Why don't we turn the lights off.
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03-15-2010, 11:59 AM
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Virtual Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 53
Posts: 28,467
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Oh I just remembered - I lost the keys to this set of cuffs....
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03-15-2010, 12:02 PM
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Legendary Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Rhode Island
Age: 23
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Don't Worry Once you get past the smell your pussy is really tasty....
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03-15-2010, 03:15 PM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 314
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CAN YOU REMIND ME I NEED TO POP DOWN TO THE STD CLINIC ! THANKS HON!
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03-16-2010, 03:41 AM
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Legendary Lover
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Rhode Island
Age: 23
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You could use a brown paper bag.......
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03-16-2010, 03:42 AM
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Masculine Musician
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: the Bat Cave
Age: 23
Posts: 8,596
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We'll have to do this at the next family reunion!
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FUCK OFF. For real though, Good bye. (╯^_^）╯︵ ┻━┻) getting trained to be civil by a girl who's got the green.
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03-16-2010, 03:46 AM
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Share-Man of the Board
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time
Posts: 166,915
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"Why don't you take your fur coat off?........oh.......it IS off......"
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03-16-2010, 03:47 AM
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#110 |
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Masculine Musician
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: the Bat Cave
Age: 23
Posts: 8,596
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Tell your dog to stop licking me there!
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FUCK OFF. For real though, Good bye. (╯^_^）╯︵ ┻━┻) getting trained to be civil by a girl who's got the green.
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03-16-2010, 04:04 AM
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Age: 56
Posts: 13,222
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If I fall asleep before you're done, turn the light out before you leave, 'kay?
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03-16-2010, 04:50 AM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: R'lyeh
Age: 28
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uh-oh...
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03-16-2010, 10:22 AM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 314
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Picks up phone dials best friends number ......
OMG girl you gotta come to mine right now !!! ... you gotta see this ** laughing away hestircally**
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03-16-2010, 12:18 PM
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Age: 56
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I think my dog really likes you...
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My profile and index in the Sex Stories section. If you can't find 'em, it's because 'No censorship' doesn't mean what it used to. Furburger's Grill - For those who aren't afraid of a little hair, or a lot. CENSORSHIP, THE NEW POLICY OF XNXX FUCK IT, JUST FUCK IT
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03-16-2010, 12:19 PM
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#115 |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: hometown is in pa, my location is trucking the interstates in the USA
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hold on hun, i got to poop
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03-16-2010, 12:34 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: In a world of my own evil design
Posts: 2,408
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Have you ever heard of 'Vagina Dentata'?... Well....
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03-16-2010, 12:47 PM
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Age: 56
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Don't worry about those police uniforms in the closet, they're my husband's...
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My profile and index in the Sex Stories section. If you can't find 'em, it's because 'No censorship' doesn't mean what it used to. Furburger's Grill - For those who aren't afraid of a little hair, or a lot. CENSORSHIP, THE NEW POLICY OF XNXX FUCK IT, JUST FUCK IT
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03-16-2010, 01:08 PM
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 4
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Would you pee on me? Or take a shit on me?
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03-16-2010, 01:13 PM
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Share-Man of the Board
Join Date: Dec 2007
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"Oh, that's just my Grandma----she's here to pick up my laundry."
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03-16-2010, 02:49 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: In a world of my own evil design
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I'm going to have a nap ok, just wake me up when your done.
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03-16-2010, 03:02 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: In a world of my own evil design
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My last boyfriend had 10 inches and lasted for hours, but I'm sure you can match that, right?.
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03-16-2010, 08:30 PM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 676
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Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you!
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This is my favorite quotation..not an invitation to cyber or RP. I have abandoned my search for the truth..and am now looking for a good fantasy |
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03-17-2010, 01:31 AM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: new jersey
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Thats not what dr oz said to do!!
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03-17-2010, 03:01 AM
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Share-Man of the Board
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Posts: 166,915
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"Man those last four chili dogs are just not settlin' right...."
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03-18-2010, 02:53 AM
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#125 |
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Age: 56
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Dayumn, did sumpin' crawl up in there and die?
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03-18-2010, 04:53 AM
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Sex Lover
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Location: Montreal,Quebec
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My ex died in this bed last week, i hope that doesnt bother you
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03-18-2010, 01:15 PM
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Share-Man of the Board
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"Hey! When did someone leave a condom in there?"
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03-21-2010, 12:28 PM
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#128 |
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: central scotland
Posts: 140
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of course im not worried about aids you cant catch it twice
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03-21-2010, 01:34 PM
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Lover of the Nude Female Body
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Kenedy, TX
Age: 67
Posts: 13,748
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Damn I forgot that I used my last "day after pill" yesterday.
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03-24-2010, 02:28 PM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Darlington / United Kingdom
Age: 45
Posts: 441
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But he's my dad! We do everything together....... 
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03-26-2010, 12:13 PM
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Age: 56
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Um, no, that's not cottage cheese in my panties...
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My profile and index in the Sex Stories section. If you can't find 'em, it's because 'No censorship' doesn't mean what it used to. Furburger's Grill - For those who aren't afraid of a little hair, or a lot. CENSORSHIP, THE NEW POLICY OF XNXX FUCK IT, JUST FUCK IT
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03-27-2010, 12:01 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Where everything is as it should be
Age: 37
Posts: 1,576
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Baliff: "Okay, conjugal visit is over"
Inmate: "I'm coming!" Baliff: "No, it's over. Time is up!" Inmate: "Oh god! No! Don't stop!" Baliff: "I SAID visit is OVER!! (over radio calls for reinforcements)
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04-01-2010, 05:31 AM
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Banned!
Join Date: Feb 2010
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"come out with your hands up"
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04-16-2010, 05:43 AM
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
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Whaddaya mean your name is Lorena Bobbitt?
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My profile and index in the Sex Stories section. If you can't find 'em, it's because 'No censorship' doesn't mean what it used to. Furburger's Grill - For those who aren't afraid of a little hair, or a lot. CENSORSHIP, THE NEW POLICY OF XNXX FUCK IT, JUST FUCK IT
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04-16-2010, 12:59 PM
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: The land of OZ
Posts: 25
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What....what....wait a minute!
Where am I? How did I get here? And who the hell are YOU?
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04-16-2010, 02:05 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: In a world of my own evil design
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'I am become death, destroyer of worlds!'
(also known as the oppenheimer atomic orgasm).
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04-16-2010, 02:14 PM
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Masculine Musician
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Age: 23
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Oh and "Are you finished yet? I'm going to miss Law and Order"
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FUCK OFF. For real though, Good bye. (╯^_^）╯︵ ┻━┻) getting trained to be civil by a girl who's got the green.
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04-16-2010, 02:35 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: In a world of my own evil design
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Have you ever seen 'Fatal Attraction'?
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04-16-2010, 02:41 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: In a world of my own evil design
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Oh, that wasn't an orgasm, I needed to pee!
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04-16-2010, 02:42 PM
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Porn Star
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Is that you, or has somebody left some cheese in here?
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04-16-2010, 02:45 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: In a world of my own evil design
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That leak had better be from the waterbed!
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04-16-2010, 02:59 PM
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands
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They don't call me Two Stroke for nothing...
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My profile and index in the Sex Stories section. If you can't find 'em, it's because 'No censorship' doesn't mean what it used to. Furburger's Grill - For those who aren't afraid of a little hair, or a lot. CENSORSHIP, THE NEW POLICY OF XNXX FUCK IT, JUST FUCK IT
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04-16-2010, 03:00 PM
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Age: 56
Posts: 13,222
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Am I in the right wrinkle?
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My profile and index in the Sex Stories section. If you can't find 'em, it's because 'No censorship' doesn't mean what it used to. Furburger's Grill - For those who aren't afraid of a little hair, or a lot. CENSORSHIP, THE NEW POLICY OF XNXX FUCK IT, JUST FUCK IT
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04-16-2010, 03:02 PM
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Age: 56
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Singing Lynyrd Skynyrd.....
Oo-ooh, that smell Can't you smell that smell? Oo-ooh, that smell That smell of death surrounds you....
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My profile and index in the Sex Stories section. If you can't find 'em, it's because 'No censorship' doesn't mean what it used to. Furburger's Grill - For those who aren't afraid of a little hair, or a lot. CENSORSHIP, THE NEW POLICY OF XNXX FUCK IT, JUST FUCK IT
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04-16-2010, 03:03 PM
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Age: 56
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Damn, baby, you been eating three day old collard greens again?
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My profile and index in the Sex Stories section. If you can't find 'em, it's because 'No censorship' doesn't mean what it used to. Furburger's Grill - For those who aren't afraid of a little hair, or a lot. CENSORSHIP, THE NEW POLICY OF XNXX FUCK IT, JUST FUCK IT
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04-16-2010, 03:03 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: In a world of my own evil design
Posts: 2,408
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Quote:
On second thoughts, lets turn OFF the lights.
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04-16-2010, 03:07 PM
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Age: 56
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Damn, hun, you're a real three bagger...one over your face, a second one in case the first one breaks, and a third one over my face so none of my friends will know I'm with a skank like you...
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My profile and index in the Sex Stories section. If you can't find 'em, it's because 'No censorship' doesn't mean what it used to. Furburger's Grill - For those who aren't afraid of a little hair, or a lot. CENSORSHIP, THE NEW POLICY OF XNXX FUCK IT, JUST FUCK IT
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05-11-2010, 03:21 PM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 857
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It's probably a piece of carrot. The last guy down there threw up.
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05-11-2010, 03:22 PM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 857
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Where the fuck is that echo coming from?
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05-11-2010, 03:22 PM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 857
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You could have taken your colostomy bag off.
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