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05-11-2010, 03:23 PM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 857
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Of course I love cunnilingus but you'll have to move your tits out of the way first.
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05-11-2010, 05:32 PM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 799
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"Stop, Joe Blobb, stop"!
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05-11-2010, 06:19 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Erotic Minds
Posts: 1,000
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oh shit
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05-15-2010, 11:18 AM
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#154 |
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Aussie Sex Siren!
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 13,621
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Whats the fucking time
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05-15-2010, 12:06 PM
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#155 |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 540
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i remember this one time at camp...
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05-19-2010, 02:39 AM
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 10
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after sex: "hey, who r you and what r you doing here?"
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05-19-2010, 02:41 AM
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 10
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oh oh, fart.... i hope ....
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05-19-2010, 02:44 AM
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#158 |
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 10
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"ssssshh, i think i heard my wife"
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05-19-2010, 02:46 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: hometown is in pa, my location is trucking the interstates in the USA
Posts: 873
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your 18 right
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05-19-2010, 03:34 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 540
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I really gotta take a piss
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05-19-2010, 03:39 AM
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Banned!
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 561
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oh, wait i fuckin' remember where i know you from now, are'nt you my ex-girlfriend?
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05-19-2010, 03:44 AM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: USA
Posts: 265
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why is your pubic hair moving?
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05-21-2010, 12:33 AM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: In front of a computer screen, duh.
Posts: 108
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Mmmh I bet your liver would taste great with a side of Fava Beans *licks lips*.
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06-22-2010, 03:11 PM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Chicago, IL
Age: 43
Posts: 115
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Does it get any bigger?
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06-22-2010, 03:24 PM
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Illinois
Posts: 23
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(After Sex)
Hey Baby, I can't find my piercing. It was on when i went in.
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06-22-2010, 06:56 PM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Chicago, IL
Age: 43
Posts: 115
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Is it in the right hole?
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06-22-2010, 07:50 PM
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#167 |
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 17
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Eww, I just stepped on a wet condom
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06-22-2010, 07:52 PM
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#168 |
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 17
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According to the sex ed video you roll the condom down your fingers..
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06-22-2010, 07:53 PM
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 17
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Things to not say during sex..
Is that cottage cheese coming out of you?
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06-22-2010, 08:16 PM
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#170 |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: SE US
Posts: 589
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I want a baby
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06-23-2010, 03:34 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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~sniff sniff~
Was fish on the menu this evening?
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06-24-2010, 12:48 AM
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
Posts: 12,067
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Do you think I should have a doctor look at this?
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06-24-2010, 03:45 AM
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Age: 56
Posts: 13,222
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Watch the cast!!!!!!
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06-24-2010, 04:17 AM
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
Posts: 12,067
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Why? Because it's harder than anything you've got??
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06-24-2010, 04:19 AM
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#175 |
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 10
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nice hair !
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06-24-2010, 04:53 AM
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#176 |
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: USA
Posts: 107
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hey look i found a red jolly rancher!!
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06-24-2010, 04:55 AM
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Masculine Musician
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: the Bat Cave
Age: 23
Posts: 8,596
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to quote "Anchorman"
"I wanna be on you"- Ron Burgundy
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06-24-2010, 07:24 AM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: ATL
Age: 20
Posts: 282
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is it in yet?
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06-24-2010, 07:28 AM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Ga
Posts: 213
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damn my foot can really fit in there
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06-24-2010, 04:01 PM
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Age: 56
Posts: 13,222
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(bumping the thread to bury this turkish spam slinging sumbitch)
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06-24-2010, 07:36 PM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Chicago, IL
Age: 43
Posts: 115
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One minute, I need to log on xnxx.com.
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09-15-2010, 02:14 PM
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Pervy Bear
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Age: 56
Posts: 13,222
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such nice hooves you have, my dear...
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09-15-2010, 04:37 PM
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Banned!
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: indy trackside, also spencer indiana
Posts: 8,594
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oops it broke (the condom)
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09-15-2010, 04:49 PM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Fort Worth Texas
Posts: 108
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Hey, move your head a bit so I can see the TV...
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09-15-2010, 05:02 PM
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Virtual Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 53
Posts: 28,467
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buuuuurp
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09-15-2010, 05:06 PM
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Pedo Fighter
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 3,268
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Sorry, did that hurt?
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09-15-2010, 05:09 PM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Fort Worth Texas
Posts: 108
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Wow! You fuck just like your mom.
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09-15-2010, 05:18 PM
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Virtual Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 53
Posts: 28,467
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What do you mean, you swallowed the keys to the cuffs?
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09-15-2010, 06:04 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: the Love shack
Posts: 23,111
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Did I tell you where I come from?
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09-15-2010, 06:14 PM
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 253
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Hey, did you think to pick up the dry cleaning today ?
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09-15-2010, 06:15 PM
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Newcumer
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 5
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u know this is my first date!!
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09-15-2010, 06:16 PM
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Ohio
Posts: 45
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Sorry babe it's a race not a marathon.
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09-15-2010, 06:17 PM
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Ohio
Posts: 45
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Oops sorry I will get you a towel.
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09-15-2010, 06:27 PM
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Newcumer
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 5
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did u even see my dick??
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09-15-2010, 06:43 PM
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Porn Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: An Igloo in Canada
Posts: 24
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Sorry i remember this line from a comedy special i saw awhile ago.
"Lets not turn this rape into a murder" Cracked me up |
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09-15-2010, 08:50 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: probably walking the dog somewhere
Posts: 5,114
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while you're eating her out yell "hello is anyone in their"
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09-15-2010, 08:56 PM
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Resident Muse
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: currently, i'm running thru your head~
Posts: 7,923
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go back to bed, you crazy kids.
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09-15-2010, 11:26 PM
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Ascended Ancient
Unexpected Woman 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: WEST MODLAND
Posts: 57,190
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Oh Daddy that feels so good
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09-16-2010, 12:29 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: probably walking the dog somewhere
Posts: 5,114
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Is this going to take long
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09-16-2010, 10:18 AM
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Banned!
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: indy trackside, also spencer indiana
Posts: 8,594
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dam i need to roll you in flour to find the wet spot lol
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