Things Not to say during Sex - Page 5

GuyRound69 · 09-16-2010, 12:11 PM

This isn't working out. I'll finish up and start packing your stuff.

jbro · 09-22-2010, 06:37 AM

I thought you said you would ease it in like a gentleman

D-Lo · 09-26-2010, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Formerly Yak

to quote "Anchorman"

"I wanna be on you"- Ron Burgundy

Really?!!!

You are going to quote a retarded Will Ferrell movie? That piece of shit should be mugged, molested, beaten, and killed. Nothing he has ever done is funny, he is just really stupid. Anyone who laughs at him should be shot for encouraging this type of "comedy" (a term I use very loosely in this case)

krissy'shot · 09-26-2010, 09:20 AM

if you don't stop screamin so loud, that stupid bitch downstairs will probably call the cops again...

"Naughty" · 09-26-2010, 09:32 AM

Is it in....I can't feel it

welshwilly · 09-26-2010, 10:52 AM

Fosters is $5 for 12 cans, at wallmart

naughtygirl666 · 09-26-2010, 11:47 AM

Hmmm, your brother was better!

Old Man · 09-26-2010, 11:50 AM

I have had better....

welshwilly · 09-26-2010, 01:57 PM

your mom is hot

tesalj · 09-26-2010, 06:54 PM

Think your sister and mom would want to join in and make a 4some

stoned-monkey · 09-26-2010, 07:34 PM

More!

Lowlandriders · 09-27-2010, 10:00 AM

Condoms have an expiration date?

mia299 · 09-28-2010, 08:50 AM

muffdiveruk · 09-28-2010, 08:59 AM

cant feel you in me

Old Man · 09-28-2010, 09:04 AM

Calling out the wrong name...

33blacknshym · 09-28-2010, 08:51 PM

You want me to wear a rubber?

tesalj · 09-30-2010, 12:14 AM

Your room mate didn't have a problem with that position

IVA HARDON · 09-30-2010, 12:15 AM

YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S MUCH BETTER.

stoned-monkey · 09-30-2010, 12:21 AM

your dad has a tighter hole

HORNYREDDEVIL · 10-01-2010, 07:59 AM

Is that liquid supposed to be green?

housewifehunter · 10-01-2010, 09:52 AM

what times hubby home

HORNYREDDEVIL · 10-01-2010, 08:22 PM

What are those nuts an bolts doing in there?

welshwilly · 10-01-2010, 08:23 PM

this lube stinks

HORNYREDDEVIL · 10-01-2010, 08:27 PM

is that supposed to be twisted like that?

welshwilly · 10-01-2010, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HORNYREDDEVIL

is that supposed to be twisted like that?

????

HORNYREDDEVIL · 10-01-2010, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by welshwilly

????

lol i was on about his cock, willy lol

welshwilly · 10-01-2010, 08:39 PM

lol

tesalj · 10-01-2010, 08:43 PM

so did you put it in yet

welshwilly · 10-01-2010, 08:44 PM

have you farted

HORNYREDDEVIL · 10-01-2010, 08:50 PM

is that better? Oops....wrong hole

tesalj · 10-01-2010, 08:51 PM

(cough cough), sorry must have got a hairball

dplay · 10-01-2010, 09:09 PM

that was ok but your sister ate better last nite!

welshwilly · 10-01-2010, 09:12 PM

you ever going to cum

sexywomen · 10-01-2010, 09:14 PM

sien foemr in damn

bigwhitedude · 10-01-2010, 09:16 PM

A different slant...Never wipe your cock on her curtains!!!!!!!!!

welshwilly · 10-01-2010, 11:40 PM

smells fishy down here

lurver · 10-02-2010, 12:00 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDMA!

welshwilly · 10-02-2010, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lurver

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDMA!

lol

tesalj · 10-02-2010, 12:29 AM

you put your left foot in, you take your left foot out, you put your left foot in and shake it all about.....

XxElitexX · 10-02-2010, 12:49 AM

I really needed to take a piss...ahh I'm good now

tesalj · 10-02-2010, 12:49 AM

have you gotten your shots up to date

leed's 13th child · 10-02-2010, 01:53 AM

not sorough or you'll pop the blister

leed's 13th child · 10-02-2010, 01:54 AM

"so I was talking to your mom today..."

leed's 13th child · 10-02-2010, 01:55 AM

"sorry, I dozed off...where were we" that one I think I've said

tesalj · 10-02-2010, 02:21 AM

can I stretch before we get started

Xoeleox · 10-02-2010, 03:16 AM

Your sister fucks way better!

BisexualKinkyGirl · 10-02-2010, 03:17 AM

Ouch it is burning me

HORNYREDDEVIL · 10-02-2010, 03:18 AM

Hey hey hey!!!....that's not how your mummy and daddy do it with me

tesalj · 10-02-2010, 03:20 AM

do you know what you are doing

HORNYREDDEVIL · 10-02-2010, 03:21 AM

Is that meant to go in there?

09-26-2010, 09:20 AM	#204
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09-26-2010, 11:47 AM	#207
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09-26-2010, 11:50 AM	#208
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09-26-2010, 06:54 PM	#210
tesalj Porn Star Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: probably walking the dog somewhere Posts: 5,114	Think your sister and mom would want to join in and make a 4some __________________ ******************************************************************* Now that I'm older I thought it was great that I seemed to have more patience Turns out I don't give a shit National Breast Cancer Awareness SAVE A LIFE AND GROPE YOUR WIFE** Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth

09-27-2010, 10:00 AM	#212
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09-16-2010, 12:11 PM	#201
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09-22-2010, 06:37 AM	#202
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09-26-2010, 09:32 AM	#205
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09-26-2010, 10:52 AM	#206
welshwilly Banned! Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 2,567	Fosters is $5 for 12 cans, at wallmart

09-26-2010, 01:57 PM	#209
welshwilly Banned! Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 2,567	your mom is hot

09-26-2010, 07:34 PM	#211
stoned-monkey Porn Star Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: San Diego Age: 26 Posts: 2,047	More!

09-28-2010, 08:50 AM	#213
mia299 Banned! Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 10	Are you in yet?

09-28-2010, 08:59 AM	#214
muffdiveruk Sex Lover Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: uk Posts: 183	cant feel you in me

09-28-2010, 09:04 AM	#215
Old Man Lover of the Nude Female Body Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Kenedy, TX Age: 67 Posts: 13,763	Calling out the wrong name... __________________ There is nothing more beautiful than the nude female body. Sexy Christmas Special 2009 Real Women of XnXX Christmas Present Valentine Girls of XnXX XnXX Spring/Summer Edition XnXX Spring 2010 Re-verification Valentine's Day 2011

09-28-2010, 08:51 PM	#216
33blacknshym Pedo Fighter Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3,268	You want me to wear a rubber? __________________ - Pedophiles should be in prison getting their ass's raped and never let out! "Fantasy" right

09-30-2010, 12:14 AM	#217
tesalj Porn Star Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: probably walking the dog somewhere Posts: 5,114	Your room mate didn't have a problem with that position __________________ ******************************************************************* Now that I'm older I thought it was great that I seemed to have more patience Turns out I don't give a shit National Breast Cancer Awareness SAVE A LIFE AND GROPE YOUR WIFE** Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth

09-30-2010, 12:15 AM	#218
IVA HARDON Porn Star Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,745	YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S MUCH BETTER. __________________ love to eat pussy (.)(.)

09-30-2010, 12:21 AM	#219
stoned-monkey Porn Star Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: San Diego Age: 26 Posts: 2,047	your dad has a tighter hole

10-01-2010, 07:59 AM	#220
HORNYREDDEVIL Porno Junky Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Sunderland, England Posts: 432	Is that liquid supposed to be green?

10-01-2010, 09:52 AM	#221
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10-01-2010, 08:22 PM	#222
HORNYREDDEVIL Porno Junky Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Sunderland, England Posts: 432	What are those nuts an bolts doing in there?

10-01-2010, 08:23 PM	#223
welshwilly Banned! Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 2,567	this lube stinks

10-01-2010, 08:27 PM	#224
HORNYREDDEVIL Porno Junky Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Sunderland, England Posts: 432	is that supposed to be twisted like that?

10-01-2010, 08:39 PM	#227
welshwilly Banned! Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 2,567	lol

10-01-2010, 08:43 PM	#228
tesalj Porn Star Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: probably walking the dog somewhere Posts: 5,114	so did you put it in yet __________________ ******************************************************************* Now that I'm older I thought it was great that I seemed to have more patience Turns out I don't give a shit National Breast Cancer Awareness SAVE A LIFE AND GROPE YOUR WIFE** Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth

10-01-2010, 08:44 PM	#229
welshwilly Banned! Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 2,567	have you farted

10-01-2010, 08:50 PM	#230
HORNYREDDEVIL Porno Junky Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Sunderland, England Posts: 432	is that better? Oops....wrong hole

10-01-2010, 08:51 PM	#231
tesalj Porn Star Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: probably walking the dog somewhere Posts: 5,114	(cough cough), sorry must have got a hairball __________________ ******************************************************************* Now that I'm older I thought it was great that I seemed to have more patience Turns out I don't give a shit National Breast Cancer Awareness SAVE A LIFE AND GROPE YOUR WIFE** Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth

10-01-2010, 09:09 PM	#232
dplay Newcumer Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 1	dplay that was ok but your sister ate better last nite!

10-01-2010, 09:12 PM	#233
welshwilly Banned! Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 2,567	you ever going to cum

10-01-2010, 09:14 PM	#234
sexywomen Banned! Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 18	sien foemr in damn

10-01-2010, 09:16 PM	#235
bigwhitedude Porn Surfer Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 31	A different slant...Never wipe your cock on her curtains!!!!!!!!!

10-01-2010, 11:40 PM	#236
welshwilly Banned! Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 2,567	smells fishy down here

10-02-2010, 12:00 AM	#237
lurver Porn Surfer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: in my house? Posts: 16	HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDMA! __________________ We're all perfect because of our imperfections ^_^ -Charlie

10-02-2010, 12:29 AM	#239
tesalj Porn Star Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: probably walking the dog somewhere Posts: 5,114	you put your left foot in, you take your left foot out, you put your left foot in and shake it all about..... __________________ ******************************************************************* Now that I'm older I thought it was great that I seemed to have more patience Turns out I don't give a shit National Breast Cancer Awareness SAVE A LIFE AND GROPE YOUR WIFE** Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth