The Horrible Wish Game

Andrea18 · 04-30-2007, 12:37 PM

I hope its ok a noob like me starts a forum game.I played this on another board and it ended up very funny.

The way you play:
Some one makes a wish and posts it. The next person to post is the one who grants the previose(sp?) persons wish but then makes it go bad.The second person then gets to make a wish of his or her own and see the out come of it. I'll give an example since I'm bad at explaining it.

1st person:
I wish for a new car

2d person:
Wish granted. The tires fall off your car. I wish for a baloney sandwich

Hope this helped explain it better. I guess I'll start us off.

I wish I could find my mp3 player.

bigbird · 04-30-2007, 01:00 PM

Your wish has been fulfilled - unfortunately I recorded way too many sounds of me whacking off on it instead of your own tunes.

Personally I wish your panties would fall off !

Empress Lainie · 04-30-2007, 01:58 PM

You got your wish but it was MY panties that fell off.

I wish for a great job where all I have to do is be there and get paid lots of money

Lioness · 04-30-2007, 02:00 PM

Your wish is granted but the company went broke.

I wish for a new house.

Empress Lainie · 04-30-2007, 02:01 PM

You got a huge new mansion in California on the coast, but a mudslide destroyed it.

Lioness · 04-30-2007, 02:04 PM

You're in rare form this morning, Z!!! Make a wish...

Empress Lainie · 04-30-2007, 02:51 PM

whups got so carried with that I forgot to make one....

I wish for endless ice cream sundaes brought to me by beautiful naked women

baller16 · 04-30-2007, 07:06 PM

you get ice cream sundaes but their a flavor you don't like and the women turn out to be trannies

I wish I had a new basketball

Silverballs · 04-30-2007, 07:12 PM

You get your ball, but the ball has a hole that lets air out.

I wish I had something to drink

Lioness · 04-30-2007, 07:14 PM

You get a new basketball, but it's flat and you can't find the needle to the pump.

I wish for a new car.

Lioness · 04-30-2007, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silverballs

You get your ball, but the ball has a hole that lets air out.

I wish I had something to drink

You get your drink, but there's something floating in it..

chnrgr · 04-30-2007, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lioness

You get a new basketball, but it's flat and you can't find the needle to the pump.

I wish for a new car.

You get a new car but it is a Yugo.

I wish I had a bike.

Lioness · 04-30-2007, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chnrgr

You get a new car but it is a Yugo.

I wish I had a bike.

You get a bike and someone steals it.

chnrgr · 04-30-2007, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lioness

You get a bike and someone steals it.

Feanaur · 04-30-2007, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lioness

You get a bike and someone steals it.

I wish for a chick who can take a monster can in her pussy, like this

baller16 · 04-30-2007, 07:27 PM

you get her but she gives you a rare incurable STD

I wish I was at the beach

Silverballs · 04-30-2007, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feanaur

I wish for a chick who can take a monster can in her pussy, like this

You get your chick but it turns out that the cans stuck.

I wish for an aspirin

Lioness · 04-30-2007, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feanaur

I wish for a chick who can take a monster can in her pussy, like this

You get one, but she's a horse.

chnrgr · 04-30-2007, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feanaur

I wish for a chick who can take a monster can in her pussy, like this

She shakes her hips and all you get is a can full of warm foamy beer!

I wish for some Panama Red

Lioness · 04-30-2007, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baller16

you get her but she gives you a rare incurable STD

I wish I was at the beach

You're at the beach and a hurricane hits!

Feanaur · 04-30-2007, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silverballs

You get your chick but it turns out that the cans stuck.

I wish for an aspirin

Thats harsh.
You get your wish, but it turns out to be Extacy

I wish for a talking monkey, who knows all the sex positions

chnrgr · 04-30-2007, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baller16

you get her but she gives you a rare incurable STD

I wish I was at the beach

You are sunning at the beach and here comes a tsunami!

Silverballs · 04-30-2007, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feanaur

Thats harsh.
You get your wish, but it turns out to be Extacy

I wish for a talking monkey, who knows all the sex positions

You get your wish, but it's a he and it's a gorilla!!

I wish for an apple pie

baller16 · 04-30-2007, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feanaur

Thats harsh.
You get your wish, but it turns out to be Extacy

I wish for a talking monkey, who knows all the sex positions

you get the monkey but he rapes you in your sleep

I wish I had some mt. Dew

chnrgr · 04-30-2007, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feanaur

Thats harsh.
You get your wish, but it turns out to be Extacy

I wish for a talking monkey, who knows all the sex positions

You get your monkey but he tells all to your girl.

Lioness · 04-30-2007, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silverballs

You get your wish, but it's a he and it's a gorilla!!

I wish for an apple pie

You get your apple pie, but there's a WORM in it!!

I wish for a trip to Italy.

Lioness · 04-30-2007, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baller16

you get the monkey but he rapes you in your sleep

I wish I had some mt. Dew

You get WHAT you think is mt. Dew, but it's not.

I wish to be tall.

Silverballs · 04-30-2007, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lioness

You get your apple pie, but there's a WORM in it!!

I wish for a trip to Italy.

You get your trip to italy, but you're handcuffed to a smelly hairy fat guy who sweats all the time.

I wish I had a camera!

Lioness · 04-30-2007, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silverballs

You get your trip to italy, but you're handcuffed to a smelly hairy fat guy who sweats all the time.

I wish I had a camera!

And that's just WRONG!!!

You get your camera and when you take your film in to be developed, you get arrested!!

Silverballs · 04-30-2007, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lioness

And that's just WRONG!!!

You get your camera and when you take your film in to be developed, you get arrested!!

I didn't make the rules, you forgot your wish.

chnrgr · 04-30-2007, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lioness

You get WHAT you think is mt. Dew, but it's not.

I wish to be tall.

You grow tall and then bang your head in every doorway.

I wish I had a Bug Eye Sprite.

Lioness · 04-30-2007, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feanaur

I wish for a chick who can take a monster can in her pussy, like this

You get her, but she dumps you because she can't feel your cock when you're in her.

I wish I was a singer.

Lioness · 04-30-2007, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silverballs

I didn't make the rules, you forgot your wish.

I wish I had more discipline.

Silverballs · 04-30-2007, 07:53 PM

You get a v chip that sends a few hundred volts through your body every time you THINK of ANYTHING that makes you feel good.

I wish I were in less pain.

Lioness · 04-30-2007, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silverballs

You get a v chip that sends a few hundred volts through your body every time you THINK of ANYTHING that makes you feel good.

I wish I were in less pain.

You take a pain pill, but then are out of it, you miss getting taken advantage of!!

I wish I could take salsa lessons.

Snoochies · 04-30-2007, 10:09 PM

You take Salsa lessons and fall madly in love with your instructor, Carlos. He sweeps you off your feet and you get married. The relationship goes great and the marriage is a happy blessed union.

........Until you walk in one night and catch Carlos in bed with Juan, the pool boy.

I want to get some money saved up and marry my BF.

dragonflyjames · 04-30-2007, 10:11 PM

You save up money and get married,only to find out your boyfriend is your brother. I wish I could go back to Maui.

Silverballs · 04-30-2007, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dragonflyjames

You save up money and get married,only to find out your boyfriend is your brother. I wish I could go back to Maui.

You get on the plane to Maui and end up in some sort of twilight zone from the Langoliers!

I wish I was better at math.

Rockprincess · 04-30-2007, 10:58 PM

You become a math whiz and find the world doesn't us it anymore.....

I wish for a million dollars!!!

Snoochies · 04-30-2007, 11:11 PM

You win a million dollars in the lottery. You go out and buy yourself a new convertible. On the way to the lottery office the wind catches the ticket and it goes flying away.

I wish for........hmmmmmmm. I wish for my dog to still be alive.

tweedgirl · 04-30-2007, 11:14 PM

gives RP a million bucks..... but RP gets arrested coz its counterfeit...

i wish my boss would give me a month off

Feanaur · 04-30-2007, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snoochies

You win a million dollars in the lottery. You go out and buy yourself a new convertible. On the way to the lottery office the wind catches the ticket and it goes flying away.

I wish for........hmmmmmmm. I wish for my dog to still be alive.

He is, but he has become the undead, and now stalks squirles at night, to drain their blood.

I wish that I had a new laptop, the newest and best.

nikki93 · 04-30-2007, 11:20 PM

you got your wish but you downloaded too much porn and now it's packed with viruses

i wish a had a black mercedes

Feanaur · 04-30-2007, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikki93

you got your wish but you downloaded too much porn and now it's packed with viruses

i wish a had a black mercedes

[Imma have fun with this one, babe] You get it, but it comes with a body in the trunk, and now you go to jail....but I am a security guard there, and rape you every night....

I wish Nikki93 was here right now so I could fuck her 24/7

Snoochies · 04-30-2007, 11:22 PM

Tweed- Your boss not only gives you a month off......he tells you not to bother coming back b/c your fired.

Fean- You get a laptop....the newest and best. The next day they release a smaller better "virtual" laptop. It's the size of a quarter and is so perfect no one ever bothers making another computer again.

I wish I could get paid to watch movies all day.

Snoochies · 04-30-2007, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feanaur

[Imma have fun with this one, babe] You get it, but it comes with a body in the trunk, and now you go to jail....but I am a security guard there, and rape you every night....

I wish Nikki93 was here right now so I could fuck her 24/7

mmmmmmmmmm.....I wish I was riding in the car with Nikki.

Feanaur · 04-30-2007, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snoochies

mmmmmmmmmm.....I wish I was riding in the car with Nikki.

you are, but she is busy the whole tyme fucking me, and you are tortured and made to watch...

I wish for an unlimited supply of Monster and Jagermeister.

Snoochies · 04-30-2007, 11:36 PM

Awwwwww! C'mon Fean....couldn't you screw me a FEW times????

Feanaur · 04-30-2007, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snoochies

Awwwwww! C'mon Fean....couldn't you screw me a FEW times????

Nope, only slaves....I am very loyal to my subjects......sorry. Snoochs. But you could watch and film it all, I promise....

I wish the above would take place [I.E. snoochies films me and Nikki]

Snoochies · 04-30-2007, 11:44 PM

Na. I'm not into watching. I LOVE to get in on the action.

04-30-2007, 12:37 PM	#1
Andrea18 1st Queen of the Island Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: gone Age: 25 Posts: 7,397	The Horrible Wish Game I hope its ok a noob like me starts a forum game.I played this on another board and it ended up very funny. The way you play: Some one makes a wish and posts it. The next person to post is the one who grants the previose(sp?) persons wish but then makes it go bad.The second person then gets to make a wish of his or her own and see the out come of it. I'll give an example since I'm bad at explaining it. 1st person: I wish for a new car 2d person: Wish granted. The tires fall off your car. I wish for a baloney sandwich Hope this helped explain it better. I guess I'll start us off. I wish I could find my mp3 player. __________________ Fuck it im done

04-30-2007, 01:58 PM	#3
Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient Unexpected Woman Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: WEST MODLAND Posts: 57,077	You got your wish but it was MY panties that fell off. I wish for a great job where all I have to do is be there and get paid lots of money __________________ MODERATOR EMPRESS LAINIE OF THE ISLAND AND IRELAND: THE DANCING QUEEN: & POPE SHIRLEY OF THE CHURCH OF ORAL SEX A'in it harm none do what thou wilt. Andreamedis' forever! GMT MINUS 8 http://www.docbushong.com/pubs/what_is_gender.asp http://www.gires.org.uk/Text_Assets/...er_Development. http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=5920

04-30-2007, 02:01 PM	#5
Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient Unexpected Woman Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: WEST MODLAND Posts: 57,077	You got a huge new mansion in California on the coast, but a mudslide destroyed it. __________________ MODERATOR EMPRESS LAINIE OF THE ISLAND AND IRELAND: THE DANCING QUEEN: & POPE SHIRLEY OF THE CHURCH OF ORAL SEX A'in it harm none do what thou wilt. Andreamedis' forever! GMT MINUS 8 http://www.docbushong.com/pubs/what_is_gender.asp http://www.gires.org.uk/Text_Assets/...er_Development. http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=5920

04-30-2007, 02:51 PM	#7
Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient Unexpected Woman Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: WEST MODLAND Posts: 57,077	whups got so carried with that I forgot to make one.... I wish for endless ice cream sundaes brought to me by beautiful naked women __________________ MODERATOR EMPRESS LAINIE OF THE ISLAND AND IRELAND: THE DANCING QUEEN: & POPE SHIRLEY OF THE CHURCH OF ORAL SEX A'in it harm none do what thou wilt. Andreamedis' forever! GMT MINUS 8 http://www.docbushong.com/pubs/what_is_gender.asp http://www.gires.org.uk/Text_Assets/...er_Development. http://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=5920

04-30-2007, 07:12 PM	#9
Silverballs Silver Tongued Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: :noitacoL Posts: 6,113	You get your ball, but the ball has a hole that lets air out. I wish I had something to drink __________________ Anyway, the next thing I remember was when her fingernails were digging for oil in my back and she was whining and moaning and she hit the note that was hooked to the sonic switch in my balls, because my prick, which had been so trustworthy up to then, started spurting spunk while it was still buried in her belly. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that was a run-on sentence, and that no self respecting author would use one in a decent story.

04-30-2007, 01:00 PM	#2
bigbird Stud Muffin Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 32,554	Your wish has been fulfilled - unfortunately I recorded way too many sounds of me whacking off on it instead of your own tunes. Personally I wish your panties would fall off !

04-30-2007, 02:00 PM	#4
Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 37,037	Your wish is granted but the company went broke. I wish for a new house.

04-30-2007, 02:04 PM	#6
Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 37,037	You're in rare form this morning, Z!!! Make a wish...

04-30-2007, 07:06 PM	#8
baller16 Banned! Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 43,253	you get ice cream sundaes but their a flavor you don't like and the women turn out to be trannies I wish I had a new basketball

04-30-2007, 07:14 PM	#10
Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 37,037	You get a new basketball, but it's flat and you can't find the needle to the pump. I wish for a new car.

04-30-2007, 07:27 PM	#16
baller16 Banned! Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 43,253	you get her but she gives you a rare incurable STD I wish I was at the beach

04-30-2007, 07:53 PM	#34
Silverballs Silver Tongued Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: :noitacoL Posts: 6,113	You get a v chip that sends a few hundred volts through your body every time you THINK of ANYTHING that makes you feel good. I wish I were in less pain. __________________ Anyway, the next thing I remember was when her fingernails were digging for oil in my back and she was whining and moaning and she hit the note that was hooked to the sonic switch in my balls, because my prick, which had been so trustworthy up to then, started spurting spunk while it was still buried in her belly. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that was a run-on sentence, and that no self respecting author would use one in a decent story.

04-30-2007, 10:09 PM	#36
Snoochies Porn Star Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Somewhere in Texas Age: 31 Posts: 3,761	You take Salsa lessons and fall madly in love with your instructor, Carlos. He sweeps you off your feet and you get married. The relationship goes great and the marriage is a happy blessed union. ........Until you walk in one night and catch Carlos in bed with Juan, the pool boy. I want to get some money saved up and marry my BF. __________________ Embrace the Suck! Don't PM me with "hi" or "how are you?"It's not a chat window.If you have something to say or ask, fine.And DON’T bother with "wanna skype" or "here's my MSN".Especially if we've never spoken.I have no interest in casual encounters.Don't fill my box with useless spam.

04-30-2007, 10:11 PM	#37
dragonflyjames THE PLAYER Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the former USA Posts: 5,030	You save up money and get married,only to find out your boyfriend is your brother. I wish I could go back to Maui. __________________ A Candle does not lose any of it`s light when it lights another Candle,however the light doubles.Further more,We do not lose our Love and Knowledge when We share with another.Love and Knowledge increases in the World.

04-30-2007, 10:58 PM	#39
Rockprincess Celestial Princess Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Silver Thread Posts: 21,549	You become a math whiz and find the world doesn't us it anymore..... I wish for a million dollars!!! __________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU0MF8pwktg Let's go racing-NASCAR style!!!

04-30-2007, 11:11 PM	#40
Snoochies Porn Star Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Somewhere in Texas Age: 31 Posts: 3,761	You win a million dollars in the lottery. You go out and buy yourself a new convertible. On the way to the lottery office the wind catches the ticket and it goes flying away. I wish for........hmmmmmmm. I wish for my dog to still be alive. __________________ Embrace the Suck! Don't PM me with "hi" or "how are you?"It's not a chat window.If you have something to say or ask, fine.And DON’T bother with "wanna skype" or "here's my MSN".Especially if we've never spoken.I have no interest in casual encounters.Don't fill my box with useless spam.

04-30-2007, 11:14 PM	#41
tweedgirl Porno Junky Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: gold coast australia Posts: 492	gives RP a million bucks..... but RP gets arrested coz its counterfeit... i wish my boss would give me a month off

04-30-2007, 11:20 PM	#43
nikki93 Baller's Girl Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: new york city. Posts: 3,612	you got your wish but you downloaded too much porn and now it's packed with viruses i wish a had a black mercedes

04-30-2007, 11:22 PM	#45
Snoochies Porn Star Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Somewhere in Texas Age: 31 Posts: 3,761	Tweed- Your boss not only gives you a month off......he tells you not to bother coming back b/c your fired. Fean- You get a laptop....the newest and best. The next day they release a smaller better "virtual" laptop. It's the size of a quarter and is so perfect no one ever bothers making another computer again. I wish I could get paid to watch movies all day. __________________ Embrace the Suck! Don't PM me with "hi" or "how are you?"It's not a chat window.If you have something to say or ask, fine.And DON’T bother with "wanna skype" or "here's my MSN".Especially if we've never spoken.I have no interest in casual encounters.Don't fill my box with useless spam.

04-30-2007, 11:36 PM	#48
Snoochies Porn Star Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Somewhere in Texas Age: 31 Posts: 3,761	Awwwwww! C'mon Fean....couldn't you screw me a FEW times???? __________________ Embrace the Suck! Don't PM me with "hi" or "how are you?"It's not a chat window.If you have something to say or ask, fine.And DON’T bother with "wanna skype" or "here's my MSN".Especially if we've never spoken.I have no interest in casual encounters.Don't fill my box with useless spam.

04-30-2007, 11:44 PM	#50
Snoochies Porn Star Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Somewhere in Texas Age: 31 Posts: 3,761	Na. I'm not into watching. I LOVE to get in on the action. __________________ Embrace the Suck! Don't PM me with "hi" or "how are you?"It's not a chat window.If you have something to say or ask, fine.And DON’T bother with "wanna skype" or "here's my MSN".Especially if we've never spoken.I have no interest in casual encounters.Don't fill my box with useless spam.

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