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1st Queen of the Island
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Wish Granted. Snoochies films Nikki and Fean bangin. The filminn turns all parties involved on sooooo much that all 3 people orgasm at the same time. This creates a tidal wave of cum that unfortunately washes the camera away never to been seen by anyone ever again. Aint that a bitch? I wish I had the body of an exotic dancer. I have a feeling this wont end well. hehehe
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Celestial Princess
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Silver Thread
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Sorry Andrea you get your incredible body, but chunky is in!!!
I wish I could go South for the cold months!!!
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Silver Tongued
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I wish that my garden was perfect and without flaw!
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Anyway, the next thing I remember was when her fingernails were digging for oil in my back and she was whining and moaning and she hit the note that was hooked to the sonic switch in my balls, because my prick, which had been so trustworthy up to then, started spurting spunk while it was still buried in her belly. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that was a run-on sentence, and that no self respecting author would use one in a decent story. |
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1st Queen of the Island
Join Date: Mar 2007
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Ahh what the hell wish granted. You have the most perfect and flawless garden in all the land. But rotten little kids and their dog come and trample it to ruins.
I wish for a fish. A fish for my dish I wish
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Celestial Princess
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Okay Andrea, you get a fish for your dish, but the fish is big time spoiled!!!
I wish for a bar to own and play in!!!
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Silver Tongued
Join Date: Mar 2007
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I wish to meet RP! Haha
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Anyway, the next thing I remember was when her fingernails were digging for oil in my back and she was whining and moaning and she hit the note that was hooked to the sonic switch in my balls, because my prick, which had been so trustworthy up to then, started spurting spunk while it was still buried in her belly. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that was a run-on sentence, and that no self respecting author would use one in a decent story. |
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You meet her, and shes this guy
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1st Queen of the Island
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No I just finished babysitting little ones so kinda got suess on the brain.
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oo I see, well it started to rub off on me at first, think Fean will ever post a wish?
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1st Queen of the Island
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he posted the one about him and nikki being taped while sexin it up. im scared that i made the out come so horrible he doesnt want to make more wishes. if this is true then im sad now
.its usually the unique ones that are the most interesting
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1st Queen of the Island
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Oh yea Im sorry for the Suess rubbin off on you.
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ehh shit happens, and you seem to be pretty unique so you can fill in
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Celestial Princess
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Gee Fean, thanks a million!!!
You never know it could be true!!!!..........................................................................NOT!!! |
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
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I wish people wouldn't derail threads all the time...it's SO annoying. *said with tongue in cheek
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My wish is to meet a 400 pound half tranny cowboy six toes on each foot that will do what I want when I want...[yeah, make that worse than it already is. lol]
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
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You get your 400 pound half tranny cowboy six toes on each foot that will do what you want when you want AND he wears his spurs when he sits on you and crushes you to death.
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TeaZy_E
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you met the tranny, but u found out after a long talk that he was a long lost brother of urs ! =X ut ohhh my wish is to lose weight |
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I wish for world peace.
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Porn Star
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Ha great minds think a like.
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
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Ascended Ancient
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You lost weight, and blew away in a tornado and ended up in OZ
I wish for Rock Princess, or NBN, or Lor
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Celestial Princess
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You get a whole new very sexy wardrobe, but you move to a nudist colony!!!
I wish for a rich, good looking lover!!!
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TeaZy_E
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Porn Star
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you get me instead I wish for smoother skin on my hands.
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Celestial Princess
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You'll do honey-pie!!!
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i wish I had a 14" pianist.
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
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Porn Star
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L you forgot to make a wish. He He.
I wish I could read people's thoughts.
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THE PLAYER
Join Date: Nov 2006
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Granted! You can read peoples thoughts and you find out that nobody likes you! .......I wish I had a really hot girlfriend!
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1st Queen of the Island
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Instanly I thought of the intro to the simpsons where Bart is writing on the chalk board "I will stop talking about the 10 inch pianist"
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1st Queen of the Island
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Oh yea I forgot to wish.
I wish that I could blow your fucking mind with this wish. heh
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Well my mind was blown - but that didn't take long!
I wish for a world where hot women have to walk around butt naked! |
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Ascended Ancient
Unexpected Woman |
You get your wish but they are covered in flames and you can't touch them.
I wish for vacation in Switzerland
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Stud Muffin
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I wish that the hot women naked weren't on fire anymore ! |
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Porn Star
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They're no longer on fire, but your eyesight has failed and you can't see them!
I wish I could forget the past and look to the future. |
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Baller's Girl
Join Date: Mar 2007
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this thread is hysterical..
you get your wish, you see into the future and see that your a broke, smelly, fat guy and can no longer find your cock due to your stomach rolls. i wish i had a tan |
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
Join Date: Jan 2007
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You get your wish, but the tanning solution they spray you with turns your whole body bright ORANGE!!
I wish I were down to my favorite weight. |
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Porn Star
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You get down to your favourite weight, then plump comes back into fashion.
I wish I wasn't a broke, smelly, fat guy who can no longer find his cock due to his stomach rolls. |
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
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You get your wish...you invent something and become rich so you can afford to buy soap and a good deodorant...you work out at the gym and get buff so you can find your long-lost cock, and then you walk out of the gym and get hit by a bus. I wish I had a steak. Last edited by Lioness; 05-01-2007 at 05:46 PM. |
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Her Majesty the Queen
Join Date: Jan 2007
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![]() I wish I had something to do...
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Queen of the Island ![]() "Love those who show you no mercy and expect the pain they give you in return" To Pieces I Fall
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