The Horrible Wish Game - Page 5

scotchncoke · 05-02-2007, 10:36 AM

You're wish is granted but their all bushpigs.

I wish there were no bushpigs.

nikki93 · 05-02-2007, 11:21 AM

errr.

bigbird · 05-02-2007, 11:23 AM

you get your wish for a fleeting second, but you missed it before the clouds rolled back in - meaning that you just have to stay inside and take more photos!???!

I wish I could see some more photos of Nikki !

Bugger this now makes no sense following a bit of editing above !!!!

nikki93 · 05-02-2007, 11:25 AM

you get your wish but then you get blocked from the site and can no longer view the pics

i wish i didnt have to leave right now and im not even close to being ready because of this.

dragonflyjames · 05-02-2007, 11:25 AM

You dont have to leave,you find your legs have fallen off and you cant walk. I wish I had a bigger house.

lustywolf · 05-02-2007, 11:26 AM

Granted, but now that it's sunny all the time all the water evaporates and everyone dies of thirst.

I wish that wishes didn't go wrong.

bigbird · 05-02-2007, 11:27 AM

you have your wish - it doesn't go wrong for about 1 second ...........and then it does ! Bummer

I wish I had another roll for lunch !

Cheekybelle · 05-02-2007, 11:56 AM

You get your roll but as you sink your teeth in, you look up and see its the fat guy from page 2 of this thread!!

I wish someone would do my dishes...

bigbird · 05-02-2007, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheekybelle

You get your roll but as you sink your teeth in, you look up and see its the fat guy from page 2 of this thread!!

I wish someone would do my dishes...

Your wish is granted but I insist on doing them butt naked and wiping my dick over them once they're done - and no I haven't got a clue where that came from !!!!

:-D

I wish I didn't have to go and get the big V done tomorrow

Cheekybelle · 05-02-2007, 12:02 PM

You don't. but now you have to dress up as a french maid and clean the toilet with your own toothbrush.

I wish I could have a holiday. Just a teensy one.

bigbird · 05-02-2007, 12:04 PM

You have your wish, but the only holiday available is sharing a tent with a senile old person that suffers from flatulence and incontinence.

I wish I was a bit more sensible

Oh and that is a fantastic wet pussy you have there !

Cheekybelle · 05-02-2007, 12:09 PM

Wish granted. But then you were so damn boring that you went on holidays with me and spent the whole weekend stinking up my tent! *kicks* "And STAY out!"

ROFL

I wish I could fly . (lame, I know lol)

bigbird · 05-02-2007, 12:11 PM

Your wish is granted - but I am not sure pushing you out of the top floor window was such a good idea - the flying isn't hard - the landing was truly awful !

I wish you didn't think I was an old senile git !
:-D

scotchncoke · 05-02-2007, 12:18 PM

You're wish is granted but you are a young man with herpes.

I wish that i would never run out of scotch.

ladym · 05-02-2007, 12:24 PM

Granted! But you dont have a mouth anymore, so, how will you drink it?

i wish i had perkier Boobs.

bigbird · 05-02-2007, 12:25 PM

Granted but they turn yellow and fill with putrid puss (EWWW)

I wish everyone well apart from the next poster on this thread - they can just go to hell as they are not gonna make my wish work!

Cheekybelle · 05-02-2007, 12:29 PM

Lol, I don't . Now I think you're an impotent, senile old git who pisses himself every half hour. ROFL
j/k
I wish I had a big .....sausage sandwich lol *shrugs*

Cheekybelle · 05-02-2007, 12:38 PM

oops lol too late

bigbird · 05-02-2007, 12:42 PM

your wish is granted - but the only sausage is an old garlic reaking frankfurter that smells like sweaty socks

I wish Australia would forget how to play good cricket and give some of the rest of us a chance !

scotchncoke · 05-02-2007, 12:49 PM

You're wish is granted but the New Zealander's beat you're ass anyway.

I wish that Shane Warne stays in England so my misses is safe!

bigbird · 05-02-2007, 12:50 PM

Your wish is granted - but he fucks mine instead !

I wish New Zealand was not a 24 hour flight away - it is such a cool country!

scotchncoke · 05-02-2007, 12:58 PM

Hahahahaha NEXT!

Andrea18 · 05-02-2007, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigbird

Your wish is granted - but he fucks mine instead !

I wish New Zealand was not a 24 hour flight away - it is such a cool country!

Your wish is granted. The airplane building folks created a super fast plane that takes you there faster then the speed of sound. You book a flight and settle in to your seat. The pilot is a crazy man who thinks landing on land will kill all the guinea pigs in the world. Thus he plows the plane nose first into the ocean because he is also in search of deep sea sausages and elves. Everyone drowns except you. You swim to New Zealand only to find that outer space ninjas have blown it to bits. Sorry no New Zealand for you.

I wish I had a credit card thats gots no limit for the Beauty Expo Im attending this monday.

Lioness · 05-02-2007, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrea18

Your wish is granted. The airplane building folks created a super fast plane that takes you there faster then the speed of sound. You book a flight and settle in to your seat. The pilot is a crazy man who thinks landing on land will kill all the guinea pigs in the world. Thus he plows the plane nose first into the ocean because he is also in search of deep sea sausages and elves. Everyone drowns except you. You swim to New Zealand only to find that outer space ninjas have blown it to bits. Sorry no New Zealand for you.

I wish I had a credit card thats gots no limit for the Beauty Expo Im attending this monday.

Your wish is granted. You get a credit card without limits and you go on a spending spree at the Beauty Expo. Sometime afterwards, you lose your job and cannot pay your bills so the credit card company keeps calling to bug you every day to pay your bill. You can't, so you have to go bankrupt. In the meantime, all the products you bought either irritated your skin or were recalled.

I wish I were in the mountains today.

chnrgr · 05-02-2007, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lioness

I wish I were in the mountains today.

Your wish is granted you are in the mountains but there is a forest fire.

I wish it was Friday!

Lioness · 05-02-2007, 06:32 PM

Your wish is granted. It's Friday, but on Thursday you WERE going to win the lottery, but since you skipped over Thursday...you lose!!

I wish for a trip to a luxury spa.

Silverballs · 05-02-2007, 06:54 PM

You get your wish, but the luxury spa is run by old farts that don't know what they're doing.

I wish for a bad eveniing

Ledanus · 05-02-2007, 06:58 PM

You get your wish ... But unfortunately it turned bad for Lioness... Sorry!!

Wish someone would welcome me back here....

Silverballs · 05-02-2007, 07:09 PM

you get your wish, but it's a pack of wild bull elephants that welcome you and you're trampled to death!!

I wish lioness wouldn't have my bad evening.

Ledanus · 05-02-2007, 07:19 PM

You get your wish , but it won't be yours! It's mine! I'm being chased by bullyphants who wants to trample me to death!

I wish I was a super great bull elephant tamer! Bullyphant , I choose you!

Silverballs · 05-02-2007, 07:29 PM

Ok I can understand Kenshin, cause I used to watch it EVERY day, and having read all the manga's and what not. But pokemon too?

You get your tamer, but it turns out that the elephant only understand the training that says for them to chase you faster!!

Wish I had MY bad evening back from everyone!!

Ledanus · 05-02-2007, 07:59 PM

Oh , all right , all right .. You get your bad evening... You get to spend a night with some pornstar........ At the top of Mt. Everest..... There , happy now? Heheheh...

Well , I watch a lot of anime... Especially those kind of anime you find in XNXX... and other sites ,heheheh...

Lioness · 05-02-2007, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ledanus

Oh , all right , all right .. You get your bad evening... You get to spend a night with some pornstar........ At the top of Mt. Everest..... There , happy now? Heheheh...

Well , I watch a lot of anime... Especially those kind of anime you find in XNXX... and other sites ,heheheh...

and your wish is....???

Ledanus · 05-02-2007, 08:28 PM

Oh , sorry! My wish is for me to provide all your needs , anytime , anywhere , anyway! hehe

Silverballs · 05-02-2007, 08:30 PM

You get it but you become a human toilet!

I wish that no one would ever be mutilated!

Ledanus · 05-02-2007, 08:35 PM

Ok your wish is the human toilet's command .... The medical surgeons don't have any work now....

I wish I was a hentai animator!

Silverballs · 05-02-2007, 08:37 PM

You become a Hentai animator but they fire you for being horrible.

I wish my wishes never went bad!

Raymond · 05-02-2007, 08:39 PM

they dont, but then your life is boring because of all the predictibility!

i wish i had a bigger penis

Ledanus · 05-02-2007, 08:40 PM

You're wish comes true , so you can't wear pants....

I wish I was not me at this very ssecond , but still me for I can't post if I'm not me.

Lioness · 05-02-2007, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silverballs

You become a Hentai animator but they fire you for being horrible.

I wish my wishes never went bad!

Your wish is granted, but you know the rules...only 3 and they've run out!! Sorry.

I wish for a nice, handsome Italian stud.

Lioness · 05-02-2007, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kryptonite18

they dont, but then your life is boring because of all the predictibility!

i wish i had a bigger penis

Your wish is granted, but whenever you get a hardon you knock yourself out!! '

Silverballs · 05-02-2007, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lioness

Your wish is granted, but you know the rules...only 3 and they've run out!! Sorry.

I wish for a nice, handsome Italian stud.

You get your stud .. in the form of a horse.

I wish for a button.

Ledanus · 05-02-2007, 08:44 PM

You get the ' Fart Button ' ...lame

I wish my previous wish is answered

Silverballs · 05-02-2007, 08:45 PM

You become your syamese identical twin!

I wish for a paper towel

Lioness · 05-02-2007, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silverballs

You become your syamese identical twin!

I wish for a paper towel

You get your wish, but it's a used one.

I wish I knew what the two of you were talking about sometimes.

Silverballs · 05-02-2007, 08:49 PM

You get your wish but it turns out that you actually KNOW and get so freaked you commit suicide!

I wish I had a non-used papertowel!

Ledanus · 05-02-2007, 08:54 PM

You get a paper towel but it gets splashed with acid...

I wish she get's resurrected every time she dies , and she dies by the knowledge of knowing what we talk about....

Lioness · 05-02-2007, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silverballs

You get your wish but it turns out that you actually KNOW and get so freaked you commit suicide!

I wish I had a non-used papertowel!

Your wish is granted...you get a whole roll, but you can't open the damn package!!

I wish for a Subway sandwich.

Lioness · 05-02-2007, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ledanus

I wish she get's resurrected every tie she dies , and she dies by the knowledge of knowing what we talk abouot....

I wish my twin has other twins!

Your wish is granted, but you can't get out of the laboratory...mwwwhwhahwhwhahaha

Ledanus · 05-02-2007, 08:57 PM

Yes , you will be sandwiched by a subway ... mwwhwhahwhwhahaha!!!! Evil identical laughs rule!!!

I wish I didn't copy your laugh because I had so many evil laughs

05-02-2007, 11:25 AM	#205
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05-02-2007, 11:56 AM	#208
Cheekybelle Sex Lover Join Date: May 2007 Location: South Australia Posts: 142	You get your roll but as you sink your teeth in, you look up and see its the fat guy from page 2 of this thread!! I wish someone would do my dishes... __________________ Wanna see my wet pussy? <<<<<Look left<<<<<

05-02-2007, 12:02 PM	#210
Cheekybelle Sex Lover Join Date: May 2007 Location: South Australia Posts: 142	You don't. but now you have to dress up as a french maid and clean the toilet with your own toothbrush. I wish I could have a holiday. Just a teensy one. __________________ Wanna see my wet pussy? <<<<<Look left<<<<<

05-02-2007, 12:09 PM	#212
Cheekybelle Sex Lover Join Date: May 2007 Location: South Australia Posts: 142	Wish granted. But then you were so damn boring that you went on holidays with me and spent the whole weekend stinking up my tent! kicks "And STAY out!" ROFL I wish I could fly . (lame, I know lol) __________________ Wanna see my wet pussy? <<<<<Look left<<<<<

05-02-2007, 12:18 PM	#214
scotchncoke Porn Star Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Australia Age: 46 Posts: 1,549	You're wish is granted but you are a young man with herpes. I wish that i would never run out of scotch. Last edited by scotchncoke; 05-02-2007 at 12:21 PM.

05-02-2007, 10:36 AM	#201
scotchncoke Porn Star Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Australia Age: 46 Posts: 1,549	You're wish is granted but their all bushpigs. I wish there were no bushpigs.

05-02-2007, 11:21 AM	#202
nikki93 Baller's Girl Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: new york city. Posts: 3,612	errr.

05-02-2007, 11:23 AM	#203
bigbird Stud Muffin Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 32,554	you get your wish for a fleeting second, but you missed it before the clouds rolled back in - meaning that you just have to stay inside and take more photos!???! I wish I could see some more photos of Nikki ! Bugger this now makes no sense following a bit of editing above !!!!

05-02-2007, 11:25 AM	#204
nikki93 Baller's Girl Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: new york city. Posts: 3,612	you get your wish but then you get blocked from the site and can no longer view the pics i wish i didnt have to leave right now and im not even close to being ready because of this.

05-02-2007, 11:26 AM	#206
lustywolf Newcumer Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1	Granted, but now that it's sunny all the time all the water evaporates and everyone dies of thirst. I wish that wishes didn't go wrong.

05-02-2007, 11:27 AM	#207
bigbird Stud Muffin Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 32,554	you have your wish - it doesn't go wrong for about 1 second ...........and then it does ! Bummer I wish I had another roll for lunch !

05-02-2007, 12:04 PM	#211
bigbird Stud Muffin Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 32,554	You have your wish, but the only holiday available is sharing a tent with a senile old person that suffers from flatulence and incontinence. I wish I was a bit more sensible Oh and that is a fantastic wet pussy you have there !

05-02-2007, 12:11 PM	#213
bigbird Stud Muffin Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 32,554	Your wish is granted - but I am not sure pushing you out of the top floor window was such a good idea - the flying isn't hard - the landing was truly awful ! I wish you didn't think I was an old senile git ! :-D

05-02-2007, 12:24 PM	#215
ladym Porn Surfer Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 48	Granted! But you dont have a mouth anymore, so, how will you drink it? i wish i had perkier Boobs. __________________ Failure is not Falling down, it is STAYING down.

05-02-2007, 12:25 PM	#216
bigbird Stud Muffin Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 32,554	Granted but they turn yellow and fill with putrid puss (EWWW) I wish everyone well apart from the next poster on this thread - they can just go to hell as they are not gonna make my wish work!

05-02-2007, 12:29 PM	#217
Cheekybelle Sex Lover Join Date: May 2007 Location: South Australia Posts: 142	Lol, I don't . Now I think you're an impotent, senile old git who pisses himself every half hour. ROFL j/k I wish I had a big .....sausage sandwich lol shrugs __________________ Wanna see my wet pussy? <<<<<Look left<<<<<

05-02-2007, 12:38 PM	#218
Cheekybelle Sex Lover Join Date: May 2007 Location: South Australia Posts: 142	oops lol too late __________________ Wanna see my wet pussy? <<<<<Look left<<<<<

05-02-2007, 12:42 PM	#219
bigbird Stud Muffin Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 32,554	your wish is granted - but the only sausage is an old garlic reaking frankfurter that smells like sweaty socks I wish Australia would forget how to play good cricket and give some of the rest of us a chance !

05-02-2007, 12:49 PM	#220
scotchncoke Porn Star Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Australia Age: 46 Posts: 1,549	You're wish is granted but the New Zealander's beat you're ass anyway. I wish that Shane Warne stays in England so my misses is safe!

05-02-2007, 12:50 PM	#221
bigbird Stud Muffin Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 32,554	Your wish is granted - but he fucks mine instead ! I wish New Zealand was not a 24 hour flight away - it is such a cool country!

05-02-2007, 12:58 PM	#222
scotchncoke Porn Star Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Australia Age: 46 Posts: 1,549	Hahahahaha NEXT!

05-02-2007, 06:32 PM	#226
Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 37,037	Your wish is granted. It's Friday, but on Thursday you WERE going to win the lottery, but since you skipped over Thursday...you lose!! I wish for a trip to a luxury spa.

05-02-2007, 06:54 PM	#227
Silverballs Silver Tongued Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: :noitacoL Posts: 6,113	You get your wish, but the luxury spa is run by old farts that don't know what they're doing. I wish for a bad eveniing __________________ Anyway, the next thing I remember was when her fingernails were digging for oil in my back and she was whining and moaning and she hit the note that was hooked to the sonic switch in my balls, because my prick, which had been so trustworthy up to then, started spurting spunk while it was still buried in her belly. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that was a run-on sentence, and that no self respecting author would use one in a decent story.

05-02-2007, 06:58 PM	#228
Ledanus Sex Lover Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hell Posts: 213	You get your wish ... But unfortunately it turned bad for Lioness... Sorry!! Wish someone would welcome me back here.... __________________ __________________ I am a/an : Ass lover Straight Rurouni Kenshin fan DanK's official Seventh sick fan Zy's friend (And I'm proud of that! )

05-02-2007, 07:09 PM	#229
Silverballs Silver Tongued Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: :noitacoL Posts: 6,113	you get your wish, but it's a pack of wild bull elephants that welcome you and you're trampled to death!! I wish lioness wouldn't have my bad evening. __________________ Anyway, the next thing I remember was when her fingernails were digging for oil in my back and she was whining and moaning and she hit the note that was hooked to the sonic switch in my balls, because my prick, which had been so trustworthy up to then, started spurting spunk while it was still buried in her belly. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that was a run-on sentence, and that no self respecting author would use one in a decent story.

05-02-2007, 07:19 PM	#230
Ledanus Sex Lover Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hell Posts: 213	You get your wish , but it won't be yours! It's mine! I'm being chased by bullyphants who wants to trample me to death! I wish I was a super great bull elephant tamer! Bullyphant , I choose you! __________________ __________________ I am a/an : Ass lover Straight Rurouni Kenshin fan DanK's official Seventh sick fan Zy's friend (And I'm proud of that! )

05-02-2007, 07:29 PM	#231
Silverballs Silver Tongued Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: :noitacoL Posts: 6,113	Ok I can understand Kenshin, cause I used to watch it EVERY day, and having read all the manga's and what not. But pokemon too? You get your tamer, but it turns out that the elephant only understand the training that says for them to chase you faster!! Wish I had MY bad evening back from everyone!! __________________ Anyway, the next thing I remember was when her fingernails were digging for oil in my back and she was whining and moaning and she hit the note that was hooked to the sonic switch in my balls, because my prick, which had been so trustworthy up to then, started spurting spunk while it was still buried in her belly. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that was a run-on sentence, and that no self respecting author would use one in a decent story.

05-02-2007, 07:59 PM	#232
Ledanus Sex Lover Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hell Posts: 213	Oh , all right , all right .. You get your bad evening... You get to spend a night with some pornstar........ At the top of Mt. Everest..... There , happy now? Heheheh... Well , I watch a lot of anime... Especially those kind of anime you find in XNXX... and other sites ,heheheh... __________________ __________________ I am a/an : Ass lover Straight Rurouni Kenshin fan DanK's official Seventh sick fan Zy's friend (And I'm proud of that! )

05-02-2007, 08:28 PM	#234
Ledanus Sex Lover Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hell Posts: 213	Oh , sorry! My wish is for me to provide all your needs , anytime , anywhere , anyway! hehe __________________ __________________ I am a/an : Ass lover Straight Rurouni Kenshin fan DanK's official Seventh sick fan Zy's friend (And I'm proud of that! )

05-02-2007, 08:30 PM	#235
Silverballs Silver Tongued Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: :noitacoL Posts: 6,113	You get it but you become a human toilet! I wish that no one would ever be mutilated! __________________ Anyway, the next thing I remember was when her fingernails were digging for oil in my back and she was whining and moaning and she hit the note that was hooked to the sonic switch in my balls, because my prick, which had been so trustworthy up to then, started spurting spunk while it was still buried in her belly. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that was a run-on sentence, and that no self respecting author would use one in a decent story.

05-02-2007, 08:35 PM	#236
Ledanus Sex Lover Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hell Posts: 213	Ok your wish is the human toilet's command .... The medical surgeons don't have any work now.... I wish I was a hentai animator! __________________ __________________ I am a/an : Ass lover Straight Rurouni Kenshin fan DanK's official Seventh sick fan Zy's friend (And I'm proud of that! )

05-02-2007, 08:37 PM	#237
Silverballs Silver Tongued Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: :noitacoL Posts: 6,113	You become a Hentai animator but they fire you for being horrible. I wish my wishes never went bad! __________________ Anyway, the next thing I remember was when her fingernails were digging for oil in my back and she was whining and moaning and she hit the note that was hooked to the sonic switch in my balls, because my prick, which had been so trustworthy up to then, started spurting spunk while it was still buried in her belly. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that was a run-on sentence, and that no self respecting author would use one in a decent story.

05-02-2007, 08:39 PM	#238
Raymond Sex Machine Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 830	they dont, but then your life is boring because of all the predictibility! i wish i had a bigger penis __________________ Official Member of the Unofficial XNXX Pussy Patrol Currently on Grammar Patrol. Music = Life

05-02-2007, 08:40 PM	#239
Ledanus Sex Lover Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hell Posts: 213	You're wish comes true , so you can't wear pants.... I wish I was not me at this very ssecond , but still me for I can't post if I'm not me. __________________ __________________ I am a/an : Ass lover Straight Rurouni Kenshin fan DanK's official Seventh sick fan Zy's friend (And I'm proud of that! )

05-02-2007, 08:44 PM	#243
Ledanus Sex Lover Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hell Posts: 213	You get the ' Fart Button ' ...lame I wish my previous wish is answered __________________ __________________ I am a/an : Ass lover Straight Rurouni Kenshin fan DanK's official Seventh sick fan Zy's friend (And I'm proud of that! )