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05-27-2010, 03:58 PM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 857
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Make something up about the person above.
Tell a lie about the poster above you.
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05-27-2010, 03:59 PM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 857
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Thinks cheese is made from horse skin.
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05-27-2010, 10:49 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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Thinks a daily slice of rancid head-cheese will get him some skank.
(carrying on the cheese theme  )
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05-28-2010, 07:28 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 857
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Was booted out of the Jehovahs witnesses for refusing to testify.
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05-28-2010, 07:50 AM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 175
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Invented the longer lasting light bulb. Great work, btw.
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05-28-2010, 07:56 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 857
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Has a spare leg which is used to prop the back door open
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05-28-2010, 08:03 AM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 175
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He never masturbates. Not once. He was a good chap, never bothered us with a tale of self pleasuring, because he never did it. Period.
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05-28-2010, 08:05 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 857
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Crimps pie crusts with his spare set of dentures.
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05-28-2010, 08:09 AM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 175
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This man is well schooled in the art of Silat Melayu.
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05-28-2010, 08:24 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 857
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Has a pet cockroach called Gerald
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05-29-2010, 03:48 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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Eats cheese AT THE LAKE, but only on Sundays.
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05-29-2010, 04:56 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: May 2010
Location: In your imagination
Age: 25
Posts: 636
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is a mob boss that spends all their money on building a giant golden sphere in their backyard
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After great pain, a formal feeling comes -- The Nerves sit ceremonious, like Tombs -- ...First -- Chill -- then Stupor -- then the letting go -- |
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05-29-2010, 05:21 AM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: In front of a computer screen, duh.
Posts: 108
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Is the sole possessor of the Illuminati's schematic for World Domination.
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05-29-2010, 05:27 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: May 2010
Location: In your imagination
Age: 25
Posts: 636
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spends his free time unplugging freezers full of ice cream
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After great pain, a formal feeling comes -- The Nerves sit ceremonious, like Tombs -- ...First -- Chill -- then Stupor -- then the letting go -- |
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05-29-2010, 06:32 AM
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: In front of a computer screen, duh.
Posts: 108
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Has spent the year constructing the world's coldest A/C.
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"The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes." |
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05-29-2010, 09:20 AM
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Lover of the Nude Female Body
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Houston, TX
Age: 67
Posts: 13,744
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Thinks he is God's gift to women....
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05-29-2010, 10:02 AM
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Amateur
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 40
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Believes that chocolate ice cream comes from a cow's anus.
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05-29-2010, 01:51 PM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 857
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Was disqualified from a fartathon for shitting himself.
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05-29-2010, 08:59 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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Keeps parakeets as pets in his smoking room
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05-30-2010, 08:39 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
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Spent over £10,000 on an onion ring at the jewellers.
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05-30-2010, 08:50 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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Smokes his own toenail clippings when he wants to get high.
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05-30-2010, 03:48 PM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 857
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Can fart the great escape tune
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05-30-2010, 04:18 PM
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Studette
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: California
Age: 27
Posts: 24,973
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Joe has HUGE boobs!
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05-30-2010, 04:37 PM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 857
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Has an extra buttock she saves for Sunday Mass
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05-30-2010, 04:50 PM
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Studette
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: California
Age: 27
Posts: 24,973
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Needs a bra because The Hulk is tired of holding his man boobs up!
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05-30-2010, 08:14 PM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 857
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Has stuffed three pillows with her pubic hair
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05-30-2010, 09:19 PM
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Studette
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: California
Age: 27
Posts: 24,973
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Uses those pillows every night in his bed!
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05-30-2010, 09:38 PM
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Captain Wank
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: UK
Age: 25
Posts: 3,392
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Took my cock up her ass last night.
(I wish  )
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05-31-2010, 10:15 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 857
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Has to sleep in a canoe due to severe wet dreams.
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05-31-2010, 09:42 PM
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Captain Wank
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: UK
Age: 25
Posts: 3,392
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got locked in a fridge on their 18th birthday
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05-31-2010, 10:39 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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drinks the juice of goat turds to stay in shape
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05-31-2010, 10:42 PM
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Captain Wank
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: UK
Age: 25
Posts: 3,392
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got shagged by a horse last night
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05-31-2010, 10:56 PM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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listens to Mozart while taking a dump
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06-01-2010, 10:26 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 857
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Has a pet tape worm called Albert
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06-01-2010, 10:38 AM
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Sexy Submissive
Join Date: May 2009
Location: under a duvet
Posts: 3,650
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was the first hulk to land on the moon
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To live a creative life we must lose our fear of being wrong I am english, quirky, kinky and have a strange sense of humor and i do not reply to messages if they are boring and i do not accept friend requests unless we are friends .... clues in the name  As i get older my opinions may change but not the fact i am right
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06-01-2010, 10:46 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Nomad in dreamland
Posts: 3,245
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Belongs to an alien species that has come to earth to conduct experiments of sexual nature on unsuspecting earthlinks
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06-01-2010, 10:47 AM
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Sexy Submissive
Join Date: May 2009
Location: under a duvet
Posts: 3,650
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is completly hairless
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To live a creative life we must lose our fear of being wrong I am english, quirky, kinky and have a strange sense of humor and i do not reply to messages if they are boring and i do not accept friend requests unless we are friends .... clues in the name As i get older my opinions may change but not the fact i am right
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06-01-2010, 12:21 PM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 857
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Wears a push you down bra.
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06-01-2010, 01:22 PM
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
Posts: 11,565
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wants people to believe he's in Europe, when he's actually the youngest student in attendance at the University of Kentucky
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06-01-2010, 04:05 PM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 857
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combs nasal hair back to cover a bald patch.
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06-01-2010, 04:22 PM
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
Posts: 11,565
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Pursuing a career as a pubic hair topiary artist in a womens' prison. |
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06-02-2010, 05:13 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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has a secret fetish for stunt monkey jock-straps
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06-02-2010, 07:27 AM
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
Posts: 11,565
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Has peed on the Berlin Wall, the Wailing Wall, Hadrian's Wall, and my Pink Floyd album...is planning an EXTENDED stay in China later this year. |
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06-02-2010, 07:31 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 857
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Orgasms every time she sneezes and has a house full of snuff.
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06-02-2010, 07:51 AM
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
Posts: 11,565
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Orgasms every time I sneeze.
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06-02-2010, 07:54 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 857
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Wears her knickers at half mast every time a sex session fails to impress.
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06-02-2010, 08:09 AM
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
Posts: 11,565
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Can never make it past half-mast himself, leaving the poor impression
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06-02-2010, 08:14 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 857
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Prefers her men measured in the metric system as they appear bigger
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06-02-2010, 08:23 AM
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
Posts: 11,565
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Prefers green male dolls to live hot women.
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06-02-2010, 08:40 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 857
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can walk using her buttocks with both legs behind her head.
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