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Is terribly upset that the term he coined for exploration of the female anatomy has not caught on: she-lunking.
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Has a pet newt called Nigel.
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Ridiculously Happy
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Tied his girlfriend to a tree and cooked a steak for his dog.
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Knows every Welsh swear word.
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Ridiculously Happy
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Has welshed on every business deal he has entered.
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Has shares in a ferret farm in Idaho
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Ridiculously Happy
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Once shared a ferret with a farmer in Idaho
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Made love in the ferret infested barn with the head ferret-sexer.
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Ridiculously Happy
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Sleeps on a mattress stuffed with ferret pelts.
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secretly stuffs the mattresses on evenings with a full moon
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Ridiculously Happy
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howls at the moon when he cums
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howls even more when she's under the same full moon
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keeps asking to see my full moon
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moons regularly, even with a waning moon
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Is usually wanking while I'm waning
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enjoys a wax during her wane
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demanded a wax for my mane
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desires the sting derived from the mane removal
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Is a selfish beekeeper who keeps all the honey and gives me the stings
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eats way too much honey on the day shift so is therefore banished to wax her mane on the eve of a waning moon
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Monitors my honey consumption like the Sweets Police
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is part of the stunt monkey honey conspiracy
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Believes the stunt monkeys killed President Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe, and are responsible for global warming.
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is still part of that conspiracy
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Sleeps with one eye open to ensure he sees the monkeys before they see him.
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thinks sleep is evil and believes that is responsible for global warming
(the monkeys did Kennedy and Monroe though)
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Deprives me of sleep as he loudly chants his monkey exorcism ritual
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Is torn between naughty monkey antics and honey smuggling.
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Uses his spare underpants to sail his boat.
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Studette
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: California
Age: 27
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is REALLY 6!!!
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Wears coke-bottle glasses to see straight
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Sent me the air fare so I could join him and N/S. in a threesome.
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Ridiculously Happy
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Sold the plane ticket to buy some clothes
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Begs me to be her dom.
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Buys clothes 2 sizes too small on purpose
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Has just sent me air fare for the second time.
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Has a cat familiar called Norman
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Told me he collects old passwords.
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Has a steam driven lap top
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Has no lap
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#91 |
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Has a grip like a tyre fitter
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#92 |
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Runs like a girl
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Murdered lovers parents because of a fetish about having sex with orphans.
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#94 |
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Has a pony tail stolen from a pony
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#95 |
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Kisses like a fish
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#96 |
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Has eight toes on her left hand
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#97 |
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Ridiculously Happy
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Donated three of his toes to me
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#98 |
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Binmen empty ^^^^ underwear every week.
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#99 |
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has a widescreen radio
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Wraps holiday gifts with duct tape
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