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06-02-2010, 08:24 PM
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Sex Machine
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Has pubic eyebrows
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06-03-2010, 02:51 AM
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Exactly where I want to be
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06-03-2010, 03:25 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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 has a stunt pussy that only gets used on Tuesdays
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06-03-2010, 03:39 AM
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,490
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Stole my damn panties....
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06-03-2010, 03:49 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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has a good memory... (opps - that's not made up)
has terrible taste in lingerie (now that is totally made up!)
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06-03-2010, 03:55 AM
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,490
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Sucks at making me smile. (totally made up)
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06-03-2010, 03:59 AM
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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is absolute crap at making me laugh (again...no surprises
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06-03-2010, 04:00 AM
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,490
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Is STILL wearing the panties he stole....AND my damn boots.
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06-03-2010, 06:08 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: May 2010
Location: In your imagination
Age: 25
Posts: 636
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Doesn't miss either
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After great pain, a formal feeling comes -- The Nerves sit ceremonious, like Tombs -- ...First -- Chill -- then Stupor -- then the letting go -- |
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06-03-2010, 06:18 AM
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Studette
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: California
Age: 27
Posts: 24,973
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He lost his virginity!!!
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06-03-2010, 06:24 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: May 2010
Location: In your imagination
Age: 25
Posts: 636
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is actually a nun living in a convent in siberia
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06-03-2010, 06:27 AM
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Studette
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: California
Age: 27
Posts: 24,973
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He quit wearing his sisters clothes!!!
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06-03-2010, 06:32 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: May 2010
Location: In your imagination
Age: 25
Posts: 636
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held up a liquor store before signing on
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06-03-2010, 06:56 AM
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Studette
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: California
Age: 27
Posts: 24,973
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He Doesn't suck cock!!!
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06-03-2010, 07:01 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: May 2010
Location: In your imagination
Age: 25
Posts: 636
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stopped making things up because she is out of ideas
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06-03-2010, 07:02 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2010
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Has a pet name for her left breast but ignores the right.
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06-03-2010, 07:03 AM
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06-03-2010, 07:04 AM
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Studette
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: California
Age: 27
Posts: 24,973
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joe blobb isn't quietdom's bitch!!!
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06-03-2010, 07:07 AM
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Sex Machine
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Age: 25
Posts: 636
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wrote that last reply while doing a one armed handstand
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06-03-2010, 07:08 AM
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#120 |
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Owns three tripods and doesn't know why.
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06-03-2010, 07:10 AM
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Studette
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: California
Age: 27
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He hasn't got a dildo in his butt!!!
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06-03-2010, 07:10 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: May 2010
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Age: 25
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spends her days keeping the robot fuck doll hidden from her cat
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06-03-2010, 07:13 AM
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Has one leg shorter than the other and, by coincidence, one leg longer than the other.
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06-03-2010, 07:13 AM
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Studette
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: California
Age: 27
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He doesn't rub peanut butter on his penis and have his dog lick it off!!!
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06-03-2010, 07:15 AM
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Sex Machine
Join Date: May 2010
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Age: 25
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has a penis
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06-03-2010, 07:16 AM
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#126 |
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Sex Machine
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Has a pet dung beetle called Phillip
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06-03-2010, 07:17 AM
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Studette
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Location: California
Age: 27
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has never swallowed his dogs cum!!
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06-03-2010, 07:20 AM
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has never walked the streets f Tokyo nude
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06-03-2010, 07:23 AM
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Studette
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: California
Age: 27
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Has never had a same sex lover!!!
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06-03-2010, 07:25 AM
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#130 |
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Sex Machine
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has made every bf she's had walk a tight rope while naked before allowing them to ask her out
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06-03-2010, 07:27 AM
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Has a comb under.
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06-03-2010, 07:29 AM
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is taking pills so a second dick will grow out of his belly button
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06-03-2010, 07:31 AM
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Sex Machine
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His real name is Cedric Farthandle
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06-03-2010, 07:33 AM
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Sex Machine
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inherited the state of alaska at the age of 7 but has never been there
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06-03-2010, 08:49 AM
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Ridiculously Happy
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Governs the state of Alaska by remote control from a balcony overlooking Red Square
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06-03-2010, 08:52 AM
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#136 |
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Location: Kenedy, TX
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Wants to be the ruler of Xnxx.
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06-03-2010, 08:55 AM
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#137 |
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Ridiculously Happy
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Stole his suspenders from Larry King
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06-03-2010, 09:26 AM
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#138 |
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Sex Machine
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Uses Brut after shaving her armpits
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06-03-2010, 09:48 AM
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Watches "Old Yeller" every night and cries himself to sleep.
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06-03-2010, 09:53 AM
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Thinks Sherlock Holmes is a retirement facility for the elderly.
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06-03-2010, 10:15 AM
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Ridiculously Happy
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Thinks his Kingdom is more united than our States.
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06-03-2010, 10:17 AM
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Sex Machine
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Is a lapsed agnostic (have a great day)
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06-04-2010, 12:38 AM
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#143 |
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Sex Machine
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diggs up corpses on saterday nights and places them in churches for sunday service
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06-04-2010, 02:32 AM
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Ridiculously Happy
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Crosses his eyes to cure his dyslexia.
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06-04-2010, 04:20 AM
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#145 |
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Porn Star
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eats crabs while driving
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06-04-2010, 04:50 AM
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#146 |
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Saucy Submissive
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Down in Louisiana, where the black trees grow.
Posts: 12,490
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Caught crabs while muff diving.
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06-04-2010, 05:38 AM
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#147 |
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Studette
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Location: California
Age: 27
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Doesn't have any crabs (lobsters)!!!
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06-04-2010, 06:06 AM
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#148 |
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Ridiculously Happy
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Thinks bukkake means scaring the shit out of someone.
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06-04-2010, 07:28 AM
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#149 |
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Sex Machine
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Is too selfish for onanism.
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06-04-2010, 08:16 AM
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#150 |
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Ridiculously Happy
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Whenever he passes an Asian person on the street he grabs them, spins them around a few times, then asks if they felt disoriented.
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