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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
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Is wishing my shutters weren't shut.
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Lover of the Nude Female Body
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Houston, TX
Age: 67
Posts: 13,746
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Is a teller of fables
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
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Knows the moral of the story.
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 857
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Has more lovers than fingers.
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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has a king ding-a-ling
maybe
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Sex Machine
Join Date: May 2010
Location: In your imagination
Age: 25
Posts: 636
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spiked a cults koolaid with the antidote leaving them all disappointed and bitter
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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tried to rock out at a concert but only left disappointed
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Sex Machine
Join Date: May 2010
Location: In your imagination
Age: 25
Posts: 636
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was a groupie in the late 90s for madonna
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
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Studette
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: California
Age: 27
Posts: 24,973
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has had sex with half the people on this forum!!!
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Ridiculously Happy
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Has had sex with the other half just this week!
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Studette
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: California
Age: 27
Posts: 24,973
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Is having a secret lesbian affair!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
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Is secretly a lesbian!
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Studette
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: California
Age: 27
Posts: 24,973
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doesn't wear undies!! EVER!!!!!
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Ridiculously Happy
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Uses Liquid Plumber as birth control!
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Studette
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: California
Age: 27
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Still wets the bed!!!
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
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Wets other people's beds!
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Studette
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: California
Age: 27
Posts: 24,973
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hates blow jobs!!!
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Sex Machine
Join Date: May 2010
Location: In your imagination
Age: 25
Posts: 636
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once tried to give a blow job to a statue of abraham Lincoln
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
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once tried to give a blow job to a Hells Angel named Abraham
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Studette
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: California
Age: 27
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Is half done with a sex change but ran out of money!!!!
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Ridiculously Happy
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Gave me all the money from her weekend as a prostitute, but it wasn't enough to buy a newspaper!
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Studette
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: California
Age: 27
Posts: 24,973
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Talks like a pirate!!!rhhhhhhhhhhh
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Puts on seven pairs of underwear every Sunday, then removes one each day of the week!
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Sex Machine
Join Date: May 2010
Location: In your imagination
Age: 25
Posts: 636
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spends sundays going to random churches and interrupting the sermons
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Ridiculously Happy
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Sex Machine
Join Date: May 2010
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Age: 25
Posts: 636
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dresses up as smoky the bear and goes around sitting fires
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Ridiculously Happy
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Buys used condoms on ebay to rinse and reuse.
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Sex Machine
Join Date: May 2010
Location: In your imagination
Age: 25
Posts: 636
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goes around collecting the used condoms to sell to me
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Ridiculously Happy
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Doesn't pay me enough to do any such thing!
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Sex Machine
Join Date: May 2010
Location: In your imagination
Age: 25
Posts: 636
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pours sugar into the oil filters of all her neighbors
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Ridiculously Happy
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bought a car seat for his pet rock.
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Sex Machine
Join Date: May 2010
Location: In your imagination
Age: 25
Posts: 636
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STOLE my pet rock and sold it as a lamp to the amish
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Ridiculously Happy
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#235 |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: May 2010
Location: In your imagination
Age: 25
Posts: 636
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thinks that scientologists will one day make ronald mcdonald president
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Ridiculously Happy
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Knows I would vote for Ronald McDonald before I would vote for Tom Cruise.
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#237 |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: May 2010
Location: In your imagination
Age: 25
Posts: 636
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is apart of a conspiracy to convert all orphans to Buddhism
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Ridiculously Happy
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Wears a condom in the shower to keep his temporary tattoo of Woody Woodpecker intact.
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#239 |
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Prince Charming
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scared to put a smile on her face
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Porno Junky
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Plays with toy cars.....OOps its supposed to be made up ...chuckle
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#241 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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wipes her wet vibrator on the curtains
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#242 |
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Sex Machine
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 748
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is an artificial life form bent on conquering the universe
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Ridiculously Happy
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Is legally married to a ferret.
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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Trained the ferret to suck, rock and roll on the command of "shit biscuits".
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#245 |
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
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Drowned the ferret at the lake.
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#246 |
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Porn Surfer
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Runs with scissors downstairs while its raining out
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#247 |
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
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Thinks "jock itch" is something only horses get.
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#248 |
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Panty Thief
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has a weird fetish of farting into a milo tins.
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#249 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,465
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Is a very disconcerting and slightly disturbing puppet.
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Ridiculously Happy
Join Date: Jun 2008
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Posts: 11,607
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Sings the "Gilligan's Island" theme song loudly, repeatedly, and off key if kept waiting too long for an appointment.
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