I'm Leaving XNXX If deidre79 Gets Banned

[ItalianStallionDanny]

Originally Posted by InTheMindsEye

Oh right. Your highschool buddies, who realised that Italian rhymed with stallion in their own inimitable way, created your xnxx profile did they? Sorry I assumed you must have done it. But then again, given your inability to form a coherent sentence that was a stupid assumption of mine. My apologies.

I don't have to explain anything to you, it caught on. I love how your questioning my ability to write english when you know nothing about me. "Oh no" Incoherent sentences! What is so Incoherent about this...

Its a forum kid, not a sentence and mechanics structure contest.

[InTheMindsEye]

[QUOTE=SemiLunate;3144750

And they arent for you to look at! So keep away![/QUOTE]

Erases view from memory and replaces with naked ones. *Cough*

[SemiLunate]

Originally Posted by InTheMindsEye

Erases view from memory and replaces with naked ones. *Cough*

:O you looked?!

[InTheMindsEye]

Originally Posted by ItalianStallionDanny

I don't have to explain anything to you, it caught on. I love how your questioning my ability to write english when you know nothing about me. "Oh no" Incoherent sentences! What is so Incoherent about this...

Its a forum kid, not a sentence and mechanics structure contest.

Honestly you could just write a '?' and I could find fault with it. You'd probably write it upside down. And I didn't ask you to explain anything. My question was rhetorical.

Corrections:

1) I love how YOU'RE questioning...

2) ... my ability to write ENGLISH (upper case E please Daniel)

3) I know at least one thing about you. Namely, that your English is terrible. You obviously have another language as your mother tongue (or at least I hope so.)

4) "Oh no" ...where is your full stop or comma? I assume full stop as the next word was Incoherent (with an upper case 'I') although with you this is no guarantee

5) What is so Incoherent... with an upper case I? Are you serious?

6) ...about this .....where is your '?'? Tsk tsk

7) Its a forum kid ... please correct to 'it's'

Don't know what you are talking about mechanics for. Maybe you meant semantics; the 'mechanics' of language.

To answer question 5 and 6....please see above

Daniel, this is frankly not good enough. If you are to graduate from 5th grade this year I need to see a mighty improvement. Please see Miss Lunate in her office where there will be spnkings dished out. (Although I'm not sure by who and to whom).

*Goes back to check all my mistakes to make sure I don't look even more o an idiot than I already do*

[SemiLunate]

Originally Posted by InTheMindsEye

Daniel, this is frankly not good enough. If you are to graduate from 5th grade this year I need to see a mighty improvement. Please see Miss Lunate in her office where there will be spnkings dished out. (Although I'm not sure by who and to whom).

Dont go dragging me into this!!!

And damnit Cucumber.... how did you know I am going to be a teacher?!?!

[InTheMindsEye]

Originally Posted by SemiLunate

Dont go dragging me into this!!!

And damnit Cucumber.... how did you know I am going to be a teacher?!?!

If anyone notices the hypocrisy of me slagging off Danny for calling himself Stallion and me somehow becoming called cucumber, please ignore it. Thank you

[ItalianStallionDanny]

Originally Posted by InTheMindsEye

Honestly you could just write a '?' and I could find fault with it. You'd probably write it upside down. And I didn't ask you to explain anything. My question was rhetorical.

Corrections:

1) I love how YOU'RE questioning...

2) ... my ability to write ENGLISH (upper case E please Daniel)

3) I know at least one thing about you. Namely, that your English is terrible. You obviously have another language as your mother tongue (or at least I hope so.)

4) "Oh no" ...where is your full stop or comma? I assume full stop as the next word was Incoherent (with an upper case 'I') although with you this is no guarantee

5) What is so Incoherent... with an upper case I? Are you serious?

6) ...about this .....where is your '?'? Tsk tsk

7) Its a forum kid ... please correct to 'it's'

Don't know what you are talking about mechanics for. Maybe you meant semantics; the 'mechanics' of language.

To answer question 5 and 6....please see above

Daniel, this is frankly not good enough. If you are to graduate from 5th grade this year I need to see a mighty improvement. Please see Miss Lunate in her office where there will be spnkings dished out. (Although I'm not sure by who and to whom).

*Goes back to check all my mistakes to make sure I don't look even more o an idiot than I already do*

You're just trying to work up my nerves but I am to tired to care There

And yes, I speak 5 languages fluently....

[SemiLunate]

Originally Posted by InTheMindsEye

If anyone notices the hypocrisy of me slagging off Danny for calling himself Stallion and me somehow becoming called cucumber, please ignore it. Thank you

cumcumber - girls best friend.... or am I getting confused?

Originally Posted by ItalianStallionDanny

You're just trying to work up my nerves but I am to tired to care There

And yes, I speak 5 languages fluently....

I tried the link but it didnt work for me Edit - ok, you changed the link, so it now works

And at the risk of being flamed - what languages do you speak?

[Distant Lover]

Originally Posted by ItalianStallionDanny

Yea I've been up for most the night... and thanks I love having someone who keeps track of my grammar.

I grade the papers around here, and you deserve at least a B. I grade on the curve.

[InTheMindsEye]

Originally Posted by ItalianStallionDanny

You're just trying to work up my nerves but I am to tired to care http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63lYBalGx7M] Therefore I leave you with this[/URL]

And yes, I speak 5 languages fluently....

You're right I am trying to rile you. You called Lunate a cuntmuffin Not sure what one is but I'd probably enjoy one for my breakfast. However, I'm sure you meant it derogatorily. You also said all English women are hideous which is a tad xenophobic and patently not true. Look at Audrey Roberts in Coronation Street!

So you deserve you're riling. And I take issue with your use of the term fluently.

Still, us English should learn more languages and you probably speak English a damn sight better than many English people. I apologise for being immature and peurile, but you should apologise too. I will leave that up to your good judgement.

I think I'll leave it at that and end on a positive note seeing as it is raining here.

[ItalianStallionDanny]

Originally Posted by SemiLunate

cumcumber - girls best friend.... or am I getting confused?



I tried the link but it didnt work for me Edit - ok, you changed the link, so it now works

And at the risk of being flamed - what languages do you speak?

Italiano, English, Russian, Arabic, and Farsi

[SemiLunate]

Originally Posted by ItalianStallionDanny

Italiano, English, Russian, Arabic, and Farsi

Thats pretty cool.
An ex was Italian, and all I know are some swear words and some bedroom phrases.
Russian - one word - VODKA!

[ItalianStallionDanny]

Originally Posted by SemiLunate

Thats pretty cool.
An ex was Italian, and all I know are some swear words and some bedroom phrases.
Russian - one word - VODKA!

Да так трахают Вас hahahahaahah

Водка - лучшая вещь о России

Yes... yes indeed...

[SemiLunate]

Originally Posted by ItalianStallionDanny

Да так трахают Вас hahahahaahah

Водка - лучшая вещь о России

Yes... yes indeed...

Did I negelct to mention that I also read up some Russian in university?

So if you wanna be rude and keep being a jerk, then just say so and I'll put you on ignore so we can both be happy.

But yes, vodka is the best thing about the place - its so cold there and those little doll things are just creepy. Could be worse, they could have clogs too

[ItalianStallionDanny]

Originally Posted by SemiLunate

Did I negelct to mention that I also read up some Russian in university?

So if you wanna be rude and keep being a jerk, then just say so and I'll put you on ignore so we can both be happy.

But yes, vodka is the best thing about the place - its so cold there and those little doll things are just creepy. Could be worse, they could have clogs too

Oh now you take it personal.... as much as Ive been bashing u tonight

[SemiLunate]

Originally Posted by ItalianStallionDanny

Oh now you take it personal.... as much as Ive been bashing u tonight

Lol, hunni, this is the internet! Dont ya know its ALL personal?!

So come on,like me even just a little bit? :P

[<MisterX>]

Originally Posted by ItalianStallionDanny

You're just trying to work up my nerves but I am to tired to care There

And yes, I speak 5 languages fluently....

Tom made that movie so damned funny. I love that part!!

Semi it is sad you cant see that.

[ItalianStallionDanny]

Originally Posted by SemiLunate

Lol, hunni, this is the internet! Dont ya know its ALL personal?!

So come on,like me even just a little bit? :P

No, screw yourself.

[ItalianStallionDanny]

Originally Posted by <MisterX>

Tom made that movie so damned funny. I love that part!!

Semi it is sad you cant see that.

yaya they're making a whole movie just about Les Grossman.

[Lookn4awillin1]

Fuck no KN, stay, we can all make Shake "appreciation" threads daily. He says he is here for the spam control, we should give him some. Figure every person that sees he/she/it as a pitiful choice can start a thread in honor of idiocy.

[InTheMindsEye]

Originally Posted by <MisterX>

Tom made that movie so damned funny. I love that part!!

Semi it is sad you cant see that.

Love his dance at the end!!!

[lovelylouise]

*opens the door for King Nothing*

Please! Get out! Don't let the door hit you on your way out!

I have ENOUGH of you! You were a fucking bastard to me before you even got to know me and from what I can see, that's how you are with everyone else too.

Originally Posted by King Nothing

God damn Michigan girls are stupid. Thanks for the reminder, though. There goes my homesickness. Please stop making us look Southern by publicly displaying your Jerry Springer marathon. Please say you're from the Alabama side of the state and not Detroit. Or at least, Downriver if you're a Detroiter.

Remember that? Dickhead. I really hope it bothers you that I'm from Metro Detroit, because that would make my day. Oh, and thanks for calling my boyfriend a fag! Because you would really know for sure when you don't even know him.


Also, I have had ENOUGH of all of this drama. If you want to be a whiny little brat and leave then just DO IT! It would be so nice for both sides of this bullshit to just drop it and move on. You're right, I shouldn't have posted my "Jerry Springer shit" on the forum. I won't make excuses for myself or try to explain why I did that. But at least I'm not like all of you, running around screaming at eachother like a bunch of children for no reason at all. Besides the fact that you like to hear yourselves talk, that is.

Whether I like the final outcome of all this Diedre drama or not (because I am, personally, still not sure it was handled the right way nor do I think that her being banned was really necessary), it is what it is and I guarantee you Nophest and all of the other mods are not going to fall to their knees crying if you leave as a sign of protest, nor will Diedre be restored to the forum just because you pitched a fit and left, no matter how many people you take with you!

So, why don’t you walk on through that door and I will be glad to slam it shut and lock it behind you!

[SemiLunate]

Originally Posted by ItalianStallionDanny

No, screw yourself.

Ah,so thats a yes then.
dont worry, I dont demand undying love until I've known you for at least a year.

[ancient's OBVIOUS SOCK!]

Originally Posted by SemiLunate

Ah,so thats a yes then.
dont worry, I dont demand undying love until I've known you for at least a year.

VASELINE DANCE TIME!

*wiggle wiggle*

It's saturated every fiber of my being!

[InTheMindsEye]

I think lovelylouise needs a lie down in a darkened room and I think I need therapy.

[lovelylouise]

Originally Posted by InTheMindsEye

I think lovelylouise needs a lie down in a darkened room and I think I need therapy.

I think that's a yes to both of those.

[stumbler]

King Nothing says our moderators are prideful and apparently vindictive enough to get a member banned for criticizing them.

Tenguy is alleging some kind of conspiracy on the mods part to get Diedre79 banned.

The mods say they have nothing to do with that and did not know Nophest was even going to action.

Personally in all the time I've been here and in all the fights I've had with moderators I've never seen them display anything except the highest personal honor, integrity, and fairness.

I believe our moderators have proven themselves worthy of our trust time and time again and its is completely unfair, hurtful, harmful and destructive, to suddenly claim they are petty, vindictive and dishonest people.

They've put in thousands of hours on this forum for free. They've showed incredible restraint and you know something else they've also show unbelievable humility when Nophest has overruled some of their decisions. They didn't get mad and quit like a lot of people would. They took it as constructive criticism. And in all that time the moderators on this site have never discriminated against members or show favoritism to others as far as I could see.

But those are "mods" as we call them. I've also come to know some people at least as well as one can get to know someone on the internet.

Chunky was my first friend here and my computer and forum instructor. I thought we were like best friends. Then he became a mod and one day he deleted a thread that was choke full of really ugly racism and nasty things said by members. It was a complete embarrassment. In the mean time the guy the thread was about was spamming, hacking, and fucking up the site on purpose.

Chunky banned him and removed the thread that referred to it. I accused Chunky of only removing the thread because so many members had lost their tempers and made themselves look terrible. I fought and attacked Chunky for days and took on most all the other mods in the process. It repairable damaged our friendship.

Perhaps you can get a sense then how humbling it is for Chunky to fix spelling errors for me (sometimes even on his own because he knows how terrible of a speller I am). Of the times he's straightened things out on the threads. Or for responding as quickly as possible if I have a question even though on a normal basis we don't even speak to each other.

I've met so few people like Piggit in this world. Just from observing her quiet and truthful straight forward manner. Seeing her meet personal scorn and insults with grace and often humor. Never extending the fight always exiting gracefully. And most amazing of all the ability to stop one of my tirades after I'd lost my temper with just a handful of soft words.

I had to get to know a woman like that and it turned out to be one of the hardest things I ever did because I am married and she will have nothing to do with a married man in the real world or any place else.

I finally managed to convince her I could keep respectable boundaries and that I had actually sort of introduced her to my wife already anyway and gradually she came to trust me. And its become sort of a platonic three way between her, my wife, and I.

I have so rarely found those qualities in a human being it literally breaks my heart to see her viciously and falsely attacked.

I've also come to know ShakeZula and Eljs. Shake because he's an asshole deluxe just like I am and the most worthy opponent I've ever encountered. And that's because ShakeZula lives by an intellectually and academic honesty rarely seen especially around here.

I don't know a better way to prove that you are actually fair and objective than to be that way while you under attack and fire in an internet brawl.

And Eljs. Come on. What the fuck has Eljs ever done but be constructive, intelligent, caring and fun?

That's what's so shitty about this. Those are real people behind that mod tag who I know well enough, and I would think anyone else on the forum would know too, to know they are actually being hurt and harmed by what's going on here.

Suddenly Deidre79 is not the problem the prideful and vindictive moderators are. That's the most disgusting and undeserving attack I've ever seen maybe in my life not just on this forum.

[SemiLunate]

Originally Posted by ancient's OBVIOUS SOCK!

VASELINE DANCE TIME!

*wiggle wiggle*

It's saturated every fiber of my being!

Lmao! I dont get it - but I liked it non the less!

Originally Posted by InTheMindsEye

I think lovelylouise needs a lie down in a darkened room and I think I need therapy.

..... there are soooo many things I could say to this!

[tenguy]

Originally Posted by stumbler

Suddenly Deidre79 is not the problem the prideful and vindictive moderators are. That's the most disgusting and undeserving attack I've ever seen maybe in my life not just on this forum.

You know, I still do not understand why you feel that way about the mods. You constantly manufacture shit to make them look bad, they're anything but bad. They're human, are you?

[lovelylouise]

Originally Posted by SemiLunate

Lmao! I dont get it - but I liked it non the less!



..... there are soooo many things I could say to this!

*chuckles* Yeah... Kind of a wide-open statement.

[Resident of Maryland]

Originally Posted by InTheMindsEye

Honestly you could just write a '?' and I could find fault with it. You'd probably write it upside down. And I didn't ask you to explain anything. My question was rhetorical.

Corrections:

1) I love how YOU'RE questioning...

2) ... my ability to write ENGLISH (upper case E please Daniel)

3) I know at least one thing about you. Namely, that your English is terrible. You obviously have another language as your mother tongue (or at least I hope so.)

4) "Oh no" ...where is your full stop or comma? I assume full stop as the next word was Incoherent (with an upper case 'I') although with you this is no guarantee

5) What is so Incoherent... with an upper case I? Are you serious?

6) ...about this .....where is your '?'? Tsk tsk

7) Its a forum kid ... please correct to 'it's'

Don't know what you are talking about mechanics for. Maybe you meant semantics; the 'mechanics' of language.

To answer question 5 and 6....please see above

Daniel, this is frankly not good enough. If you are to graduate from 5th grade this year I need to see a mighty improvement. Please see Miss Lunate in her office where there will be spnkings dished out. (Although I'm not sure by who and to whom).

*Goes back to check all my mistakes to make sure I don't look even more o an idiot than I already do*

I would've left it at 1, 3 and 7... but well done

I've always been amazed at the so-called "professionals" who come here and don't know basic grammar rules (specifically in reference to #1).

[Kimiko]

Originally Posted by SemiLunate

*giggles*
Why thank you Kimiko!
I thought about going into more detail.... but thought I'd just sketch out a rough scenario just incase I didnt get much encouragement.

Though I gotta say, its no-where near your league!

Of course it is! The only problem is, you picked the wrong partner.

[SemiLunate]

Originally Posted by Kimiko

Of course it is! The only problem is, you picked the wrong partner.

Well you know, I cant help be attracted to the arrogant, egotistical, know it all, loud mouth pricks out there!
I'll have to find someone else to tease about my spanking.... unless you know of someone decent?!

[ancient_red]

Originally Posted by SemiLunate

Well you know, I cant help be attracted to the arrogant, egotistical, know it all, loud mouth pricks out there!
I'll have to find someone else to tease about my spanking.... unless you know of someone decent?!

I volunteer. Do you prefer stingy, or thuddy? I have a variety of implements, but my most versatile is my hand. Now *hefts over knee* how bad have you been? I'm not going to have to get out the wooden hair brush am I?

[Kimiko]

Originally Posted by SemiLunate

Well you know, I cant help be attracted to the arrogant, egotistical, know it all, loud mouth pricks out there!
I'll have to find someone else to tease about my spanking.... unless you know of someone decent?!

I'll work on that....there's got to be someone in my Rolodex who's into light B&D....

[Kimiko]

Originally Posted by ancient_red

I volunteer. Do you prefer stingy, or thuddy? I have a variety of implements, but my most versatile is my hand. Now *hefts over knee* how bad have you been? I'm not going to have to get out the wooden hair brush am I?

So, is this the private school headmaster/wayward schoolgirl thing? *watching eagerly*

[SemiLunate]

Originally Posted by ancient_red

I volunteer. Do you prefer stingy, or thuddy? I have a variety of implements, but my most versatile is my hand. Now *hefts over knee* how bad have you been? I'm not going to have to get out the wooden hair brush am I?

*grins* I like it all.
*wiggles about on your knee, pretending to try and get off while rubbing against your hardening cock as my ass is all exposed to you*
I'm sorry. I didnt mean to be bad. But I couldnt help it! I back chatted some people and insulted some others. But I'm really sorry about it now!

You believe me, dont you?

Edit - wow Kimi! You work quickly! Like a fairy godmother or something! *kisses your cheek and nose* Thank you!

[Resident of Maryland]

Originally Posted by SemiLunate

Well you know, I cant help be attracted to the arrogant, egotistical, know it all, loud mouth pricks out there!
I'll have to find someone else to tease about my spanking.... unless you know of someone decent?!

I'm an arrogant, egotistical, know it all, loud mouthed prick.


However, I'm too busy being an arrogant, egotistical, know it all, loud mouthed prick

[Kimiko]

Originally Posted by SemiLunate

*grins* I like it all.
*wiggles about on your knee, pretending to try and get off while rubbing against your hardening cock as my ass is all exposed to you*
I'm sorry. I didnt mean to be bad. But I couldnt help it! I back chatted some people and insulted some others. But I'm really sorry about it now!

You believe me, dont you?

Edit - wow Kimi! You work quickly! Like a fairy godmother or something! *kisses your cheek and nose* Thank you!

Your welcome, sweetie...just leave a few pounds under your pillow for me.

[ancient_red]

Originally Posted by SemiLunate

*grins* I like it all.
*wiggles about on your knee, pretending to try and get off while rubbing against your hardening cock as my ass is all exposed to you*
I'm sorry. I didnt mean to be bad. But I couldnt help it! I back chatted some people and insulted some others. But I'm really sorry about it now!

You believe me, dont you?

*Slapping gently and rhythmically on your ass bringing a nice blush to it's surface...*

Do I believe that you're sorry? Not yet, but I'm sure I can find a more convincing apology if I try.

*WHACK! your left cheek burns with a crimson hand print.*

[tenguy]

Originally Posted by Kimiko

Your welcome, sweetie...just leave a few pounds under your pillow for me.

Leave a few pounds, are you calling SL overweight?

[ancient_red]

Originally Posted by tenguy

Leave a few pounds, are you calling SL overweight?

Pretty sure she meant the currency.

[SemiLunate]

Originally Posted by Resident of Maryland

I'm an arrogant, egotistical, know it all, loud mouthed prick.

However, I'm too busy being an arrogant, egotistical, know it all, loud mouthed prick

Ah, but you havent called me "a dirty english cuntmuffin" ... yet.... so I cant be attracted to you.......

Originally Posted by Kimiko

Your welcome, sweetie...just leave a few pounds under your pillow for me.

Does pounds mean kisses? I'm a poor student! I can only pay in kind!

Originally Posted by ancient_red

*Slapping gently and rhythmically on your ass bringing a nice blush to it's surface...*

Do I believe that you're sorry? Not yet, but I'm sure I can find a more convincing apology if I try.

*WHACK! your left cheek burns with a crimson hand print.*

*moans and wiggles my butt around, feeling the sting as your big hard hand slaps down against my soft rounded flesh*

Oh please Red?! I'm sorry. I really am. Please stop! I'll do anything. Whatever you want!

*I cry out and squirm against your legs helplessly as my ass stings and throbs and my pussy tightens as it starts tingling from the pain and from rubbing over your hard thighs*

[SemiLunate]

Originally Posted by tenguy

Leave a few pounds, are you calling SL overweight?

Lol! SL calls herself overweight! :P
I assumed Kimi meant money..... but maybe she didnt.......

[Kimiko]

Originally Posted by SemiLunate

Lol! SL calls herself overweight! :P
I assumed Kimi meant money..... but maybe she didnt.......

I meant money...I'll feast on your flesh later.

[chris4sylvia]

Originally Posted by ItalianStallionDanny

You puzzle me luna.
Anyways I have broad view of most english women being despicably hideous...

Well my ENGLISH WIFE IS NOT DESPICABLY HIDEOUS....

Some may disagree but they are not married to her, we have been happily married now for 18 yrs in August. Also, as far as I can remember, the saying is "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

[Resident of Maryland]

Originally Posted by SemiLunate

Ah, but you havent called me "a dirty english cuntmuffin" ... yet.... so I cant be attracted to you.......

"Cuntmuffin" seems kind of redundant, doesn't it?

[ancient_red]

Originally Posted by SemiLunate

*moans and wiggles my butt around, feeling the sting as your big hard hand slaps down against my soft rounded flesh*

Oh please Red?! I'm sorry. I really am. Please stop! I'll do anything. Whatever you want!

*I cry out and squirm against your legs helplessly as my ass stings and throbs and my pussy tightens as it starts tingling from the pain and from rubbing over your hard thighs*

*I firmly rub the sting left behind before raising my hand again*

Anything?

-WHACK!-
*your other cheek burns under my stern touch*

I bet you would do anything.

*I squeeze and rub your freshly welted ass, while grinding your hips into my thigh.*

Perhaps your willingness to make amends will lessen your punishment...

*you feel my hand leave your skin, but your flinch is not met with another spank*

...But it will not prevent it.
-WHACK!-

[SemiLunate]

Originally Posted by Resident of Maryland

"Cuntmuffin" seems kind of redundant, doesn't it?

*chuckles*

It wasnt the most inventive of insults.
And to be honest, I dont even get what it means.
But it made me grin when I read it.

Considering - I am ODC about washing and I am not English..... I must admit to having a cunt.... but then over half of the population does too.... sooo.......

[Resident of Maryland]

Originally Posted by SemiLunate

*chuckles*

It wasnt the most inventive of insults.
And to be honest, I dont even get what it means.
But it made me grin when I read it.

Considering - I am ODC about washing and I am not English..... I must admit to having a cunt.... but then over half of the population does too.... sooo.......

It sounds more like a term of endearment/pet name.

And it's pretty funny