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Old 07-21-2010, 09:39 PM   #201
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Hahaha!
Semilunate is just into pain and loves having her neck touched - regardless of however its done.

And Kimi - Vampires dont exist
And if they did, I'm sure they wouldnt glow/sparkle..... stupid Twilight.
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Old 07-21-2010, 09:42 PM   #202
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Hahaha!
Semilunate is just into pain and loves having her neck touched - regardless of however its done.

And Kimi - Vampires dont exist
And if they did, I'm sure they wouldnt glow/sparkle..... stupid Twilight.
Thank goodness you're not all woo-ey. (believing in vampires for real would be a total turn off to me.) And I'm even more glad that you agree that vampires don't sparkle.
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Old 07-21-2010, 09:49 PM   #203
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My teeth find hold for a moment in the flesh of your breast, my nails tracing red lines into your skin. My lips and tongue dance southward, down across your belly over your hip, and along the top of your thigh. Sensing your urgency as you buck up against me, I allow my torturous tease to abate as my lips sink to meet yours, nibbling at first then kissing. Burying my face deep into you, my tongue searches your depths. Pulling away, I lick almost too slowly from bottom to top, flicking my tongue against you clit before engulfing it in my mouth, and giving it a whipping with my tongue that makes your the sensation of your spankings pale in intensity.

The waves of pleasure are so intense that they threated to tear you apart. My mouth is the epicenter of your body's earthquake. as my fingernails drill into the skin of your ass, seeking an anchorage that can hold me to you.
*My ass and back lift off the desk as my spine bows in pleasure, pushing myself greedily against your tongue while my fists clench in pleasure and relax, one grabbing the edge of the desk and the other resting on your head, my nails lightly scoring your scalp as your wicked tongue makes me moan and babble my pleasure almost incoherently.
My body tightens almost painfully as your hands grope my ass roughly and the pain is refreshed*

Red, let me touch you. Please? Please! I need to wrap my lips around you. I need to feel your hard cock under my tongue. Please Red!

*I writhe and buck and moan, trying to hold on to reality so I can be good to you and make up for my bad behaviour*
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Old 07-21-2010, 10:04 PM   #204
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*My ass and back lift off the desk as my spine bows in pleasure, pushing myself greedily against your tongue while my fists clench in pleasure and relax, one grabbing the edge of the desk and the other resting on your head, my nails lightly scoring your scalp as your wicked tongue makes me moan and babble my pleasure almost incoherently.
My body tightens almost painfully as your hands grope my ass roughly and the pain is refreshed*

Red, let me touch you. Please? Please! I need to wrap my lips around you. I need to feel your hard cock under my tongue. Please Red!

*I writhe and buck and moan, trying to hold on to reality so I can be good to you and make up for my bad behaviour*
rising to stand, I walk to the end of the desk where your head is, and lower my pants until my thick shaft springs up from the waistband of my boxers.

"Finish your apology", I say sternly, tracing my finger along the line of your jaw.
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rising to stand, I walk to the end of the desk where your head is, and lower my pants until my thick shaft springs up from the waistband of my boxers.

"Finish your apology", I say sternly, tracing my finger along the line of your jaw.

Oooohh....*sucking air in between my clenched teeth*....stroke it....right in front of her! While she watches!
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I just wanted to say that after much thought that I have decided to stay if Deidre gets banned. Am I in the wrong place? Walks backwards towards the door waving my apology.
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Old 07-21-2010, 10:15 PM   #207
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*I rub my jaw against your finger briefly before I look over to your boxers and bite my lip and grin happily. I wiggle so I can trace my fingers up and down your shaft lightly, feeling how smooth and hard you are. I run a finger over your head so scoop up a fresh drop of pre-cum and I look into your eyes as I deliberately lick the sweet clear liquid from my finger.
I lean forward and trace over your head with the tip of my tongue, exploring your textures and shape before I flatten my tongue and lick a firm warm line from your base to your tip,then doing it again, this time running my tongue over your balls before moving slowly up your shaft.
I stop teasing, worrying that it will earn me another bout of spankingings, and I kiss your head before wrapping my lips around you and slowly moving them down your cock,my tongue flicking along you. I move down you, taking as much of you into my mouth as I can, before I drag my lips back off you.
My hands grip your ass and thighs as I rock my head and your hips to my mouth*
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Old 07-21-2010, 10:26 PM   #208
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fuck Deidre. if any of the following people leave XNXX I will have little reason to return:

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there, i've just listed the backbone the XNXX GD Forum.

Everyone else can go eat yellow snow.

yeah I said it.
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*I rub my jaw against your finger briefly before I look over to your boxers and bite my lip and grin happily. I wiggle so I can trace my fingers up and down your shaft lightly, feeling how smooth and hard you are. I run a finger over your head so scoop up a fresh drop of pre-cum and I look into your eyes as I deliberately lick the sweet clear liquid from my finger.
I lean forward and trace over your head with the tip of my tongue, exploring your textures and shape before I flatten my tongue and lick a firm warm line from your base to your tip,then doing it again, this time running my tongue over your balls before moving slowly up your shaft.
I stop teasing, worrying that it will earn me another bout of spankingings, and I kiss your head before wrapping my lips around you and slowly moving them down your cock,my tongue flicking along you. I move down you, taking as much of you into my mouth as I can, before I drag my lips back off you.
My hands grip your ass and thighs as I rock my head and your hips to my mouth*
As you come up for a breath, I guide you down to the seat of my seed, letting your tongue lap at the flesh there for several moments. I tilt my head back, just enjoying the way you're enjoying me. Soft kisses and gentle licks cause my dick to twitch above you as my heartbeat pumps it more and more. Silence is impossible and my throat allows a gentle grunting moan to escape.

Wrapping my hand back into your hair, I pull you onto me. Gently at first, I begin to thrust against you. Prodding. Pushing. Probing ever deeper.
Looking deeply into those mascara smeared eyes as the tears begin to well up again.

Pulling out, I smile down at you as you gasp for air. Having allowed you a brief respite from our mutual struggle, I guide you once more to the glistening tip of my manhood. I guide you gently down it's length where I hold you, until the tears grow large enough to fall, black as coal, to join the stain on the floor below.

You feel the head grow suddenly in your throat, pulsing with the beat of my heart against the beat of your own. "I- I'm Going to.." Sliding it out I lean back and struggle to restrain the flow which won't be stopped.
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Old 07-21-2010, 10:38 PM   #210
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fuck Deidre. if any of the following people leave XNXX I will have little reason to return:

Lioness
Kimiko
Tenguy
Shake
Old Tool
Pornluvr
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Big Bird
Rock Princess
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Chunky
Oldiegoodie
Stumbler (to a much less extent)
Lainie
Dragonflyjames
Nympho
Bukakke Bunny
The Fox (who will return by the way)
Azriel


there, i've just listed the backbone the XNXX GD Forum.

Everyone else can go eat yellow snow.

yeah I said it.
never EVER under any circumstances eat the yellow snow
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As you come up for a breath, I guide you down to the seat of my seed, letting your tongue lap at the flesh there for several moments. I tilt my head back, just enjoying the way you're enjoying me. Soft kisses and gentle licks cause my dick to twitch above you as my heartbeat pumps it more and more. Silence is impossible and my throat allows a gentle grunting moan to escape.

Wrapping my hand back into your hair, I pull you onto me. Gently at first, I
begin to thrust against you. Prodding. Pushing. Probing ever deeper.
Looking deeply into those mascara smeared eyes as the tears begin to well up again.

Pulling out, I smile down at you as you gasp for air. Having allowed you a brief respite from our mutual struggle, I guide you once more to the glistening tip of my manhood. I guide you gently down it's length where I hold you, until the tears grow large enough to fall, black as coal, to join the stain on the floor below.

You feel the head grow suddenly in your throat, pulsing with the beat of my heart against the beat of your own. "I- I'm Going to.." Sliding it out I lean back and struggle to restrain the flow which won't be stopped.
*I moan and grip your ass hard and pull you roughly against me, your thighs hitting the side of your desk as I pull your hips to my face and I slide my mouth quickly down your hard length and my lips grip in a soft but firm prison around you as I quickly slide them up and down your shaft, my tongue flicking over your head, one hand tightly gripping your ass while the other rubs smoothly down over your hips, along your thighs to rest lightly on your balls, stroking and playing while my mouth coaxes you to release and please us both*
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Old 07-21-2010, 10:44 PM   #212
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cyber sex? really?

I thought that went extinct back in 2001
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Shut up and read!! Can't you tell genius when you see it?
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fuck Deidre. if any of the following people leave XNXX I will have little reason to return:

Lioness
Kimiko
Tenguy
Shake
Old Tool
Pornluvr
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Big Bird
Rock Princess
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Chunky
Oldiegoodie
Stumbler (to a much less extent)
Lainie
Dragonflyjames
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Bukakke Bunny
The Fox (who will return by the way)
Azriel


there, i've just listed the backbone the XNXX GD Forum.

Everyone else can go eat yellow snow.

yeah I said it.

awwwwwww ~tear~ and if you leave Incubus, I will have to come to your house to get my weekly dose of random . . . no homo
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*I moan and grip your ass hard and pull you roughly against me, your thighs hitting the side of your desk as I pull your hips to my face and I slide my mouth quickly down your hard length and my lips grip in a soft but firm prison around you as I quickly slide them up and down your shaft, my tongue flicking over your head, one hand tightly gripping your ass while the other rubs smoothly down over your hips, along your thighs to rest lightly on your balls, stroking and playing while my mouth coaxes you to release and please us both*
I release myself in thick hot spurts. Like lifeblood from an artery, it gushes forth. It mingles with your tears, and spatters your breasts.

As I trace the outline of your nipple, my finger sliding ready across the now semen slick skin, I sigh a moan of relief. "Good Girl" sitting on the desk, I rest your head in my lap and stroke your hair, no longer even caring about the rest of my day. The door is locked, and all is well.
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I release myself in thick hot spurts. Like lifeblood from an artery, it gushes forth. It mingles with your tears, and spatters your breasts.

As I trace the outline of your nipple, my finger sliding ready across the now semen slick skin, I sigh a moan of relief. "Good Girl" sitting on the desk, I rest your head in my lap and stroke your hair, no longer even caring about the rest of my day. The door is locked, and all is well.
Can I come in and get my pen now please?
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awwwwwww ~tear~ and if you leave Incubus, I will have to come to your house to get my weekly dose of random . . . no homo
no homo? we all know you're gayer that Little Richard fucking Elton John up the ass while they're both butt naked and covered in pink body paint being watched by trannies all circling jerking with Wham playing in the background.
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no homo? we all know you're gayer that Little Richard fucking Elton John up the ass while they're both butt naked and covered in pink body paint being watched by trannies all circling jerking with Wham playing in the background.
that's not nearly as gay as you think I am . . . but if you go I suppose I'm going to have to come to your house for a dose of projection as well
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I release myself in thick hot spurts. Like lifeblood from an artery, it gushes forth. It mingles with your tears, and spatters your breasts.

As I trace the outline of your nipple, my finger sliding ready across the now semen slick skin, I sigh a moan of relief. "Good Girl" sitting on the desk, I rest your head in my lap and stroke your hair, no longer even caring about the rest of my day. The door is locked, and all is well.
Bravo! *clapping*
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no homo? we all know you're gayer that Little Richard fucking Elton John up the ass while they're both butt naked and covered in pink body paint being watched by trannies all circling jerking with Wham playing in the background.
Now that is gay.
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I release myself in thick hot spurts. Like lifeblood from an artery, it gushes forth. It mingles with your tears, and spatters your breasts.

As I trace the outline of your nipple, my finger sliding ready across the now semen slick skin, I sigh a moan of relief. "Good Girl" sitting on the desk, I rest your head in my lap and stroke your hair, no longer even caring about the rest of my day. The door is locked, and all is well.
*I lazily suck the cum from your finger and nuzzle my head closer into your leg as I close my eyes and whisper softly on a sigh "Thank you"
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That made me laugh, thanks...
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I don't know, but I swear someone posted a thread asking that same question earlier today.
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well that piece has left me exhuasted - just as well it's my bedtime - night all, play nice now......
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well that piece has left me exhuasted - just as well it's my bedtime - night all, play nice now......
Thanks, I enjoyed contributing. And thank you SL for helping. I think our work here is done... and Well done indeed!
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That made me laugh, thanks...
my pleasure I assure you...............

Now where did the OP go?

and is he coming back?

(I wish I had some suspense music)....
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Bye bye King Nuttin'. Adios. Au revoire. Aloha.

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Bye bye King Nuttin'. Adios. Au revoire. Aloha.

Whatcha wanna bet he won't leave?
Just a completely random thought, but how many people do you think are "never coming back" because they can't after this IP ban?
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I thought that went extinct back in 2001
Nah, if that was cyber sex, I'd have put on my robe and wizard hat.
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*Sneaking into the house I hear the thunderous cries of what sound to be pigs with poking sticks.

*I open the bedroom door slightly and see that these are no pigs, merely piggish people doing predictable things. I hold back my need to vomit at the sight of two unshaven backsides and return to the kitchen of the house.

*I open the drawers slowly and silently, and begin to drop the cheap silverware into my pockets. Once my pockets are full I begin dragging a black microfiber couch out of the door, the dragging legs muffled in their echoes by the louder echoes of a lunate screaming and undulating and a guy with a fiery Pokemon tattoo doing the same. My gag reflex fights me as these sounds remind me of the horrors behind the door. The couch is now out in the driveway and the neighbors stare at me as I continue to walk down the street, into the sunset, silverware jingling in a mighty refrain.

*Suddenly! I drop the couch, fling the silverware from my pockets, and run back to the house of horrible visions.

*Once inside I hear a woman saying:

P..please dont hurt me again Red.

*My suspicions are correct, it was a rape in progress. Readying a cake server that I had forgotten to fling out alongside the other silverware, I push the door to the bedroom open. Even though the old door creaks, the guy with the fiery Pokemon tattoo is too busy raping someone to hear it.

Fuck! She shouts, as he easily manipulates her and his hairy back makes me fall back in fearful contemplation.

*The Pokemon guy removes his belt and says:

You understand what comes next if you do not obey?

*I say:

No, I actually don't.

*The hairy girl nods quickly.

*I realize this is not a rape, just two hairy people role playing with their Pokemon tattoos. I walk back out into the embrace of the sun and wave to the neighbor who is mowing his lawn. Then I say to my horse:

It has been a long road Wabara, but we have come to the end of it. Onward now! To the nearest seven eleven, I need eye drops.
Brilliant, Dante!...I mean, what in Gods name was all that shite? That is the rudest, and I don't mean in a sexy way, derailment I have witnessed on here and it made me cringe.

I've got to agree with SMC. To ban Deidre is totally out of order. As with all ex members she will be forgotten in time, but she brought a lot to this forum whether you liked her or not. You only have to look at the reaction this mess has garnered to see what a valuble member she is/was. I really do find it beyond comprehension that she is banned.

As for you KN, don't let the door hit your lard arse on the way out...
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Old 07-21-2010, 11:34 PM   #239
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Just a completely random thought, but how many people do you think are "never coming back" because they can't after this IP ban?

So you are saying dee dee 79 is king nothing?...wow...this place is weird...
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Old 07-21-2010, 11:36 PM   #240
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Just a completely random thought, but how many people do you think are "never coming back" because they can't after this IP ban?
I don't think too many will leave, at least, I hope not!!!
As slow as the forum is moving tonight maybe someone put a curse on it...

Don't leave, Kingy, we like you here...
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Nah, if that was cyber sex, I'd have put on my robe and wizard hat.
Now THAT would have been hot...... *pouts* why didnt you do that the first time?
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So you are saying dee dee 79 is king nothing?...wow...this place is weird...
No, not at all. They are clearly different members. I do, however suspect she has some socks. I will likely be surprised that many of my suspects are still active. Like I said, it was pretty much a random thought.

As for this thread and it's derailing. I'd say it's just been re-purposed. those members threatening to leave after the ban will have all left by now, since the ban has been enacted. That makes this a dead topic. But we're saving imaginary paper by scribbling on the back end of it, instead of letting it go to waste.
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As slow as the forum is moving tonight...
Good, it's not just me then.
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I just wanted to say that after much thought that I have decided to stay if Deidre gets banned. Am I in the wrong place? Walks backwards towards the door waving my apology.
You sir are hysterical.


And to KN really? You couldn't stand not being the center of attention and so you had to make this mess partly about you? I always liked you though I thought you were an attention whore, but at least a funny one. This self righteous side of you is not so funny.
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Now THAT would have been hot...... *pouts* why didnt you do that the first time?
Because it's mostly part of a juvenile joke.(but amusing joke)

I'm like a "straight" guy who hates "fags" but is pretty sure getting a blowjob from guys isn't gay.... Why? Because I hate cybersex, from concept to completion.. .and I'll stand up firmly in the idiotic assertion that what just happened was not cybersex.

When it comes to actual homosexuality, I like to think I'm much more enlightened.
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No, not at all. They are clearly different members. I do, however suspect she has some socks.
yea, I think I remember her having an avatar showing her with socks on........
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yea, I think I remember her having an avatar showing her with socks on........
I don't remember ever having seen an avatar showing her at all come to think of it.
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Because it's mostly part of a juvenile joke.(but amusing joke)

I'm like a "straight" guy who hates "fags" but is pretty sure getting a blowjob from guys isn't gay.... Why? Because I hate cybersex, from concept to completion.. .and I'll stand up firmly in the idiotic assertion that what just happened was not cybersex.

When it comes to actual homosexuality, I like to think I'm much more enlightened.
So...if you dont like cybersex.... and that wasnt cyber sex (because you dont do cybersex)..... we'll be doing that again....?
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I don't remember ever having seen an avatar showing her at all come to think of it.
LOL I remember 3...first one had socks...then she had a pussy shot upside down from behind....and then a shot of her back with a tat on the top with a blue tank shirt....


Oh we all are going to miss her and Kingy....

but maybe they were not real...do you think maybe King's avatar is not real also?
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LOL I remember 3...first one had socks...then she had a pussy shot upside down from behind....and then a shot of her back with a tat on the top with a blue tank shirt....


Oh we all are going to miss her and Kingy....

but maybe they were not real...do you think maybe King's avatar is not real also?
Rainbow socks? If so, I remember her now.
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