Grandma's opinion on eating pussy !!

[mcfuckin1]

I swear on everything that i am that this is a true story, and i just had to share. I lived with my 82 yr old Grandma from 17 to 22 years of age and she was cool with me always having people hanging out spending the night, partying as well as letting my hard rock band practice everyday into the night and she always flirted with my buddies, and enjoyed having so many young ,willing people at her disposal is there was some grass needing to be cut, or some firewood to be brought inside, all she had to do was ask . everyone loved my grandma to death, especially her way with words. She was the kind of person that spoke her mind and and wasn't scared to let anyone know what she thought , whether it be good or bad. Here we go.....one day while making her rounds watering her flowers on her deck in the back of the house , she looks over the handrail and can't help but notice the next door neighbors 20 year old son kneeling down beside her A/C unit with his sexy little girlfriend sitting on the A/C unit with her legs spread open so he could get to everything she had effortlessly, which he was doing until Grandma hollers at them," Michael, What do you think you're doing to this girl in my yard?? I hope that thing spits in your eye!!" Needless to say they got gone quick like, and after we finally quit laughing at her version of the incident, i said to my Grandma , " I didn't know they could spit in your eye Grandma." to which she replied," You don't know nothing about pussy then."I thought we'd never quit laughing, and still to this day wonder if Grandma was a squirter. lol

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Originally Posted by mcfuckin1

I swear on everything that i am that this is a true story, and i just had to share. I lived with my 82 yr old Grandma from 17 to 22 years of age and she was cool with me always having people hanging out spending the night, partying as well as letting my hard rock band practice everyday into the night and she always flirted with my buddies, and enjoyed having so many young ,willing people at her disposal is there was some grass needing to be cut, or some firewood to be brought inside, all she had to do was ask . everyone loved my grandma to death, especially her way with words. She was the kind of person that spoke her mind and and wasn't scared to let anyone know what she thought , whether it be good or bad. Here we go.....one day while making her rounds watering her flowers on her deck in the back of the house , she looks over the handrail and can't help but notice the next door neighbors 20 year old son kneeling down beside her A/C unit with his sexy little girlfriend sitting on the A/C unit with her legs spread open so he could get to everything she had effortlessly, which he was doing until Grandma hollers at them," Michael, What do you think you're doing to this girl in my yard?? I hope that thing spits in your eye!!" Needless to say they got gone quick like, and after we finally quit laughing at her version of the incident, i said to my Grandma , " I didn't know they could spit in your eye Grandma." to which she replied," You don't know nothing about pussy then."I thought we'd never quit laughing, and still to this day wonder if Grandma was a squirter. lol

You win first prize on this story, really.

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you know she was!