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09-02-2010, 10:06 PM
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Im sorry but....
alright so the game is simple. come up with an excuse not to have sex with the person above as if they just asked you for it.
ex.. im sorry blu i have a headache 
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09-02-2010, 10:10 PM
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I'm sorry Blu, I just can't reach across the atlantic
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09-02-2010, 10:12 PM
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sorry i got a cramp.
ya know thinkin about the headache one i dont get it. i've had alot of headeachs but none that would stop me from having sex 
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what if pinnocchio said"my nose will grow now."? it boggles my mind +1sxyslave is my slave cijababe's personal bodyguard how many licks does it take? its okay we'll count them together
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09-02-2010, 10:14 PM
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Sorry I'm painting my nails
Then it's not a proper headache if you can still have sex
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09-02-2010, 10:16 PM
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sorry im watchin football
i've only had sex with a headache once.and when we were done my headache was gone. i think i found the all natural cure
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09-02-2010, 10:17 PM
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Rofl, sometimes I wake up with a headache
 I'm sorry, I lost the key to the cuffs and I have to go visit the locksmith
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09-02-2010, 10:20 PM
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i would love to have sex but im totaly in the middle of playin mario cart on my 64.
aww well im not sure the cure works for just anyone. i think i'll have to administor the cure myself 
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09-02-2010, 10:24 PM
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Sorry, I'm having the dungeon redecorated and the paint fumes are making me sick.
Don't most guys really go for sex first thing - morning wood? So put the headache cure together with my morning headache and bingo!!
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09-02-2010, 10:27 PM
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im sorry im just not in the mood
 well most the time it just means the guys has to pee. and when you look at it that way the morning glory isnt so glorious 
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09-02-2010, 10:31 PM
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I'm sorry but my dick gets hard for good pussy
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09-02-2010, 10:33 PM
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Doh, you think I'd know that by now #blushes# but then it was always hubby's favourite time
Im sorry, I cant find the key to the chastity belt
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09-02-2010, 10:36 PM
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its one of my favorite times too but thats just cuz im awake so i want sex,lol
sorry but u didnt make me a sandwich after last time so no
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09-03-2010, 12:21 AM
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I'm sorry but the clock is ticking
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09-03-2010, 02:55 AM
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im sorry who are you?
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09-03-2010, 03:05 AM
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im sorry but your not my kind of person i like to have sex with
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09-03-2010, 03:17 AM
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I'm sorry but I just realized you looked disgusting.
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09-03-2010, 03:25 AM
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im sorry but you not my type
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09-03-2010, 10:00 AM
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
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I'm sorry, I don't have a free opening until next year!
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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09-03-2010, 10:36 AM
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sorry but your one big pussy lol
sorry lioness but i couldn't resist |
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09-03-2010, 10:41 AM
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09-03-2010, 10:44 AM
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sorry but your too far away
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09-03-2010, 10:51 AM
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If anyone was to jerk the tail of a lioness, they shouldn't be surprised if they get just a little more than a friendly nip. - freespiritx A lioness and her human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_3H0RbTDgo I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know...just to be sure. |
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09-03-2010, 10:54 AM
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sorry it is past my bedtime
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09-03-2010, 10:57 AM
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
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sorry but...what was the question??
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09-03-2010, 11:02 AM
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sorry but my ugly kitty dont like that kitty lol
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09-03-2010, 11:06 AM
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
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sorry but I don't do cats!
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09-03-2010, 11:10 AM
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sorry but my kitty must like you for me to do anything
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09-03-2010, 11:13 AM
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A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion
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sorry but ..
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09-03-2010, 11:15 AM
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sorry but she already had her lion
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09-03-2010, 12:18 PM
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sorry i dont swing that way
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09-03-2010, 12:21 PM
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sorry I didn't realise you were on
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09-03-2010, 12:23 PM
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im sorry i dont have a way to get there
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09-03-2010, 12:32 PM
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I'm sorry you haven't followed the arrows...
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09-03-2010, 12:36 PM
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im sorry i suck with directions
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09-03-2010, 12:41 PM
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I'm sorry but I suck cock
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09-03-2010, 12:47 PM
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well thats no reason to not have sex with me
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09-03-2010, 12:56 PM
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I'm sorry you didn't understand my last sorry....Thats what I intend on doing with you in my bed while where not sleeping
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09-03-2010, 12:58 PM
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im sorry you have to forgive me i just woke up
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09-03-2010, 03:20 PM
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I'm sorry I'm just plain bored with this place......
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09-03-2010, 03:44 PM
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I'm sorry but I'm all tied up at the moment.
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09-03-2010, 03:45 PM
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I'm sorry, I cant think of a single reason not to say yes to you
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09-03-2010, 03:54 PM
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I'm sorry you weren't who tied me up
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09-03-2010, 04:01 PM
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I'm sorry too
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09-03-2010, 04:04 PM
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09-03-2010, 04:44 PM
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I'm sorry but he aint touching my curly wurly
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09-03-2010, 07:07 PM
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im sorry but you havnt even taken me out for dinner yet
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09-03-2010, 07:35 PM
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The Curly Wurly Man
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Well I'm sorry but you never indicated I had to feed you.
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09-03-2010, 07:43 PM
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im sorry but i dont just fuck anyone
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09-03-2010, 09:40 PM
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09-03-2010, 09:48 PM
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