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11-16-2010, 10:49 AM
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Time to Rhyme
Easy rules folks - Just reply with rhymes only
 I'll start. It's my fault, I take the blame For starting this stupid Forum Game.
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11-16-2010, 10:50 AM
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My this seems like so much fun
Guess this one could run and run... |
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11-16-2010, 10:51 AM
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Only if your were a sheep
and then you'd probably sleep |
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11-16-2010, 10:51 AM
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If no-one likes my little thread
It'll soon get sickly then fall dead!
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11-16-2010, 10:54 AM
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i thought you were gonna say pussy,
as clearly i'm not fussy (groans - terrible rhyme - sorry ! ) |
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11-16-2010, 10:55 AM
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gather round and save our kate
looking poorly - not too late??? |
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11-16-2010, 10:57 AM
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It's early days, the thread is young
Struggling on an iron lung
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11-16-2010, 10:57 AM
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Does she take it up the arse
or will this turn into a farce? |
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11-16-2010, 11:00 AM
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Anal is a special treat,
not given to any man I meet
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11-16-2010, 11:02 AM
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glad to see this threads descended
as always - polite words upended! |
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11-16-2010, 11:02 AM
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oooh you are a tease
do you aim to please? |
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11-16-2010, 11:05 AM
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haha my thread is 'going down'
quick as I do Saturday nights in town 
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11-16-2010, 11:06 AM
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do you go to manchester or
are you just a sexy jester? |
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11-16-2010, 11:06 AM
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I can't imagine what she means
(stop that stirring in my jeans) |
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11-16-2010, 11:10 AM
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Let's just say with a lot of libation
I've got something of a reputation 
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11-16-2010, 11:12 AM
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is your reputation one of sin
or is it more of a dust bin ? |
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11-16-2010, 11:14 AM
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so if I met you...with some luck
We might sneak off and have a drink together... (hang on....) |
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11-16-2010, 11:15 AM
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Watch it mister, I'll give you a slap
Are you saying I'm full of crap?
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11-16-2010, 11:17 AM
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Have I given you a boner?
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11-16-2010, 11:17 AM
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crap is a word to make me wobble
do you by any chance also gobble ? |
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11-16-2010, 11:26 AM
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well katie that would be a yes... And what's it doing? Try and guess! |
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11-16-2010, 11:29 AM
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Is it reaching for the sky
Aching for some hunny-pie?
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11-16-2010, 11:30 AM
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Of course today it would rain,
My spirit already feels pain, I want to harm myself but I will refrain, It's bad enough I am already insane, My sorrow is my own bane.
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11-16-2010, 11:34 AM
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It's all in what you make of it
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11-16-2010, 11:34 AM
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pointing skywards hot and throbbing Gonna get you head a-bobbing? |
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11-16-2010, 11:37 AM
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the actions of a mental whore, It was all I could do not to collapse to the floor, Forgive me, I will show myself to the door.
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11-16-2010, 11:38 AM
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That loosens up my knicker elastic
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11-16-2010, 11:40 AM
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Count your break-down as a win It's always better out than in
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11-16-2010, 11:40 AM
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I see your knickers floorward bound
Just ket me curl my finger around |
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11-16-2010, 11:41 AM
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I like this talking just in rhyme
I might just do this all the time
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11-16-2010, 11:44 AM
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heavens that could be un-nerving
especially with all this perving |
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11-16-2010, 11:46 AM
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trying to rhyme in the midst of a 'quickie'
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11-16-2010, 11:49 AM
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I mean what would i say 'Yes, harder, harder'
Now erm... 'get the squirty cream from the larder'
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11-16-2010, 11:50 AM
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shouting "yes please - deeper, deeper"
Whilst watching Woody Allen's "Sleeper" |
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11-16-2010, 11:52 AM
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Yelling out 'I'm close, i'm close' 'my rhyming skills are so verbose'
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11-16-2010, 11:58 AM
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shouting out "Oh God I'm cumming!"
(What the bloody hell's that humming?) |
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11-16-2010, 12:02 PM
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My vibrating bed was built with a flaw
it shakes itself right through the floor
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11-16-2010, 12:04 PM
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can i swing in from the fitting?
perhaps play with your tittys with my mitten? |
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11-16-2010, 12:06 PM
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we crash right through...storey to storey
That's put paid to my morning glory... |
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11-16-2010, 12:07 PM
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Were you clinging to the ceinling
waiting for that special feeling?
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11-16-2010, 12:07 PM
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I can't think of things to rhyme
So I think it's cup of tea time (how shit was THAT!!!) 
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11-16-2010, 12:08 PM
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Trying so hard tho' - that's the pity! ( I write songs....rhyming is my thing! |
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11-16-2010, 12:09 PM
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you're talking tea when theres pussy aplay
oh right - you're gay !
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11-16-2010, 12:09 PM
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The downstairs gasp and i say 'shoo'
'this isn't fucking pay per view'
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11-16-2010, 12:12 PM
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BF's here in half an hour
Should really go and have a shower
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11-16-2010, 12:12 PM
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You land with a thump
can i give join in the arizona hump? |
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11-16-2010, 12:15 PM
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Arizona takes one end
feel free to join in my friend! |
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11-16-2010, 12:15 PM
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Why don't you stop procrastinating?
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Mature, married and straight
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11-16-2010, 12:16 PM
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CJABABE - dont be glum
Can i fuck you up the bum ? |
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11-16-2010, 12:17 PM
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Geordie Trollop
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time to get that paintbrush wet.
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