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Old 11-16-2010, 12:19 PM   #51
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complaints, complaints thats all I get

see my paintbrush...good and wet!
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Old 11-16-2010, 12:20 PM   #52
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Now-now boys, don't you fret
Cija will show you what 'bad boys' get
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Old 11-16-2010, 12:21 PM   #53
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Katie - with your eyes so blue
Care to take some tissue glue ?
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Old 11-16-2010, 12:21 PM   #54
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What a shame I have to go

Please do go on with the show!
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Old 11-16-2010, 12:22 PM   #55
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Old 11-16-2010, 12:24 PM   #56
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Off for a shower then coffee- no sugars
keep my thread alive you buggers!
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Old 11-16-2010, 12:25 PM   #57
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are you painting in the nude?
If so - i have to say - thats just plain rude !
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Old 11-16-2010, 12:26 PM   #58
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Katie that is a crappy rhyme
can i join you for shower time?
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Old 11-16-2010, 12:26 PM   #59
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fear not for I am well protected

were my overalls not detected?
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Old 11-16-2010, 12:26 PM   #60
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Yes, i can see that you've been painting but how much have you done?
You seem to be spending a lot of time on here, having way too much fun.
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Old 11-16-2010, 12:28 PM   #61
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naughty are you on his back?
Care to come in to my shack?
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Old 11-16-2010, 12:30 PM   #62
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DespairCon 3 it's such a bind

But that's what comes of a perverted mind
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Old 11-16-2010, 12:31 PM   #63
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Sully me old fucker - how are you?
I really do need a pooh
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Old 11-16-2010, 12:32 PM   #64
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If naughty's getting on my back
She's welcome - hang on tightly
She wants me now to paint her room
And wants to pay me nightly....
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Old 11-16-2010, 12:36 PM   #65
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I'd willing lend her a helping hand
But only to get action with my gland
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Old 11-16-2010, 12:37 PM   #66
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Everyone, sorry Furred was being an ass,
She knows better to not have class.

She shouldn't have moped,
joy is just eluding her, not as she hoped.

You tried to bring her cheer,
but in that kind of pain, you just can not hear.

So again, sorry for the troubles,
I hope your joy today doubles.
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Old 11-16-2010, 01:33 PM   #67
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I see that since i went away
You lot have let the game decay
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Old 11-16-2010, 01:34 PM   #68
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I'm going out so don't be bad
You wouldn't like me when I'm mad
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Old 11-16-2010, 01:45 PM   #69
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Bigbird mi owd soft suvvern twat


Don't you look at me like that
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Old 11-16-2010, 01:46 PM   #70
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ffs bigbird a 69 er
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Old 11-16-2010, 02:24 PM   #71
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Sully come sit on my lap
and suck my balls - there's a good chap !
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Old 11-16-2010, 02:39 PM   #72
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When Katie's gone it goes to hell
but she soon returns so all is well
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Old 11-16-2010, 05:39 PM   #73
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Things slowing down now, Only posting in fits
All of this rhyming's getting right on my tits
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Old 11-16-2010, 05:49 PM   #74
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On your tits, I heard you say,
Sounds like fun if taken the wrong way
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Old 11-16-2010, 05:54 PM   #75
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Funbags, knockers, cushions or breasts
I use them to entertain my guests
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:05 PM   #76
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To be your guest must be so nice
I'd tease your nipple with some ice
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:51 PM   #77
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Katie is so fucking cute
I'd love to pinch her little boot
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Old 11-16-2010, 09:13 PM   #78
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Words - you cannot eat or wear
But compliments get you everywhere
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Old 11-16-2010, 11:36 PM   #79
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katie katie ,you seem like fun
bend over dear i'll lick ur bum
to lick your bum is such treat
down your legs unto your feet
i'll suck your toes one by one
then back i go upto your bum
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It's morning here and my flatmate is humping
Which is funny coz last night she said she would dump 'im.
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Old 11-17-2010, 08:29 AM   #81
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tell us all the sodid story
give us chaps a morning glory!
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Old 11-17-2010, 08:31 AM   #82
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They're being quite noisy, I get the impression
She's on the fun end of one hell of a session
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Old 11-17-2010, 08:31 AM   #83
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Your ass, squishy and round
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Old 11-17-2010, 08:38 AM   #84
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so your roommates been shagging
and having a ball
your in the next room
with a glass to the wall
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Never tell me to behave,
Your balls are what I crave
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No glass to the wall, I'm right in my seat
You could hear her halfway down the street
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my balls you want
my balls you'll love
but your hands look cold
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Old 11-17-2010, 08:48 AM   #88
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I'll put on a glove, give you a hand-job,
If you promise to give me a tingle,
Up and down I'll go, my head doing the bob,
In and out you'll mingle, with a cock to match my ringer
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Baby, what happened, did the cat eat your tongue?
'Cause if it did so, this could be so wrong!
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He knows his response, but with the passage of time
He just can't seem to make it rhyme
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Old 11-17-2010, 09:12 AM   #91
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Poor him, unable to reply,
I must've got him twitching, he had to go byebye
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How can he give you your satisfaction
When he leaves right at the start of the action?
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you put on your gloves
your giving me head
now my turn is over
i'm taking you to bed
i'll make you tingle
shiver & moan
should we invite katie in
she out there alone
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Old 11-17-2010, 09:16 AM   #94
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I can't think why
he said good bye
with such a view to ponder over
hang around
he will be found
And sure is soon to wander over
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Poor him, unable to reply,
I must've got him twitching, he had to go byebye
you need to have patience
it is a good rule
cuz while you were rhyming
i was sat on the loo
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Don't worry about me, I should have stated
This morning I've already fornicated!
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you've did it already
you don't linger
did you use your vibrator
or just a finger
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Oh very funny, enough of your jokes
I used one of those sex toys I think they call 'Blokes'
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How can he give you your satisfaction
When he leaves right at the start of the action?
I guess he got too busy, wondering where I came from,
It's okay though, I forgive him, I got a pretty distracting bum
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you put on your gloves
your giving me head
now my turn is over
i'm taking you to bed
i'll make you tingle
shiver & moan
should we invite katie in
she out there alone
I'm shouting "Oh, baby,
Can't wait for that threesome,
Come on in Katie, join in the fun,
Your pussy will rise above,
Cum along with my dove."

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you need to have patience
it is a good rule
cuz while you were rhyming
i was sat on the loo
Like I told Katie, you were too startled,
Just like I am now, oh so sorry I took long,
You just got me battling, rhyming this whorish song
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you called in your fella
or as you say your bloke
does he know you used him
cuz your vibrator is broke
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