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complaints, complaints thats all I get
see my paintbrush...good and wet! |
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: In a world of my own evil design
Posts: 2,408
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Now-now boys, don't you fret
Cija will show you what 'bad boys' get
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 33,276
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Katie - with your eyes so blue
Care to take some tissue glue ? |
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Virtual Mistress
Join Date: Jun 2009
Age: 53
Posts: 28,467
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What a shame I have to go
Please do go on with the show!
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Mature, married and straight
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: In a world of my own evil design
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Off for a shower then coffee- no sugars
keep my thread alive you buggers!
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 33,276
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are you painting in the nude?
If so - i have to say - thats just plain rude ! |
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 33,276
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Katie that is a crappy rhyme
can i join you for shower time? |
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fear not for I am well protected
were my overalls not detected? |
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The beautiful game's Red temptress
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 12,702
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Yes, i can see that you've been painting but how much have you done?
You seem to be spending a lot of time on here, having way too much fun.
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 33,276
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naughty are you on his back?
Care to come in to my shack? |
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Captain Jizz
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DespairCon 3 it's such a bind
But that's what comes of a perverted mind
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 33,276
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Sully me old fucker - how are you?
I really do need a pooh |
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If naughty's getting on my back
She's welcome - hang on tightly She wants me now to paint her room And wants to pay me nightly.... |
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 33,276
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I'd willing lend her a helping hand
But only to get action with my gland |
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: In a room in Tennessee
Age: 32
Posts: 118
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Everyone, sorry Furred was being an ass,
She knows better to not have class. She shouldn't have moped, joy is just eluding her, not as she hoped. You tried to bring her cheer, but in that kind of pain, you just can not hear. So again, sorry for the troubles, I hope your joy today doubles.
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Rawr, we be pirate! Umm... but there is only one of you. Nopers, there be two... just you can't see one. Wh... Because I have only one eye! |
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#67 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: In a world of my own evil design
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I see that since i went away
You lot have let the game decay
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: In a world of my own evil design
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I'm going out so don't be bad
You wouldn't like me when I'm mad
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Captain Jizz
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Bigbird mi owd soft suvvern twat
Don't you look at me like that
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Captain Jizz
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ffs bigbird a 69 er
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Stud Muffin
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 33,276
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Sully come sit on my lap
and suck my balls - there's a good chap ! |
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: roaming the states
Posts: 324
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When Katie's gone it goes to hell
but she soon returns so all is well
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"The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!? - Calvin and Hobbes" |
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: In a world of my own evil design
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Things slowing down now, Only posting in fits
All of this rhyming's getting right on my tits
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: roaming the states
Posts: 324
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On your tits, I heard you say,
Sounds like fun if taken the wrong way
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"The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!? - Calvin and Hobbes" |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: In a world of my own evil design
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Funbags, knockers, cushions or breasts
I use them to entertain my guests
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Porno Junky
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: roaming the states
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To be your guest must be so nice
I'd tease your nipple with some ice
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"The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!? - Calvin and Hobbes" |
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Share-Man of the Board
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: usually where I happen to be at any given time
Posts: 169,484
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Katie is so fucking cute
I'd love to pinch her little boot
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#78 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2009
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Words - you cannot eat or wear
But compliments get you everywhere ![]()
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: ireland
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katie katie ,you seem like funbend over dear i'll lick ur bum to lick your bum is such treat down your legs unto your feet i'll suck your toes one by one then back i go upto your bum
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Join Date: Nov 2009
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It's morning here and my flatmate is humping
Which is funny coz last night she said she would dump 'im.
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tell us all the sodid story
give us chaps a morning glory! |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2009
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They're being quite noisy, I get the impression
She's on the fun end of one hell of a session
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 153
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Your ass, squishy and round
And where your pussy lays, I'll go all around |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: ireland
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so your roommates been shagging
and having a ball your in the next room with a glass to the wall
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 153
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Never tell me to behave,
Your balls are what I crave |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: In a world of my own evil design
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No glass to the wall, I'm right in my seat
You could hear her halfway down the street
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: ireland
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my balls you want
my balls you'll love but your hands look cold so put on a glove
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 153
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I'll put on a glove, give you a hand-job,
If you promise to give me a tingle, Up and down I'll go, my head doing the bob, In and out you'll mingle, with a cock to match my ringer
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 153
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Baby, what happened, did the cat eat your tongue?
'Cause if it did so, this could be so wrong! |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: In a world of my own evil design
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He knows his response, but with the passage of time
He just can't seem to make it rhyme
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 153
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Poor him, unable to reply,
I must've got him twitching, he had to go byebye
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: In a world of my own evil design
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How can he give you your satisfaction
When he leaves right at the start of the action?
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: ireland
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you put on your gloves
your giving me head now my turn is over i'm taking you to bed i'll make you tingle shiver & moan should we invite katie in she out there alone
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I can't think why
he said good bye with such a view to ponder over hang around he will be found And sure is soon to wander over |
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: ireland
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: In a world of my own evil design
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Don't worry about me, I should have stated
This morning I've already fornicated!
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: ireland
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you've did it already
you don't linger did you use your vibrator or just a finger
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#98 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: In a world of my own evil design
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Oh very funny, enough of your jokes
I used one of those sex toys I think they call 'Blokes'
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Sex Lover
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 153
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Quote:
It's okay though, I forgive him, I got a pretty distracting bum Quote:
Can't wait for that threesome, Come on in Katie, join in the fun, Your pussy will rise above, Cum along with my dove." Quote:
Just like I am now, oh so sorry I took long, You just got me battling, rhyming this whorish song
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#100 |
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Porn Star
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: ireland
Posts: 3,466
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you called in your fella
or as you say your bloke does he know you used him cuz your vibrator is broke
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