Time to Rhyme

[bigbird]

Katie has a Zebra print top
- did anyone hear my cock go plop?

[sullygom]

For Christmas Katie wants a bag

But more than likely she'll get a shag

[stevieman]

katie wants alot this year
scents ,lipstick & false eyelashes
but shes been such a naughty girl
she'll only get some ashes

[BigBlkBeef]

Okay how does this game go?
Trying to ask without seeming slow.
Oh I get it, you make up a rhyme.
This shouldn't last too long of a time.

[bahiasam]

Precisely

[Katie Unleashed]

Originally Posted by bahiasam

Precisely

Oh my that was a poor attempt
at making up a rhyme
Go away, practice hard
and have a better try next time

F-

[umpire2]

Oh, joy! O, bliss! Dear Katie's back!
Of her pussy, I'd like to make a snack

[bigbird]

xnxx is a rocking site
all the ladies are nice and tight

[sullygom]

......................................bag
.....................................shag
.....................................Doris
....................................clitoris
...................................perineum
...................................museum
.................................Wetherspoon
.........................................moon

[stevieman]

nice one sully
nice one son
nice one sully
lets have another one

[bigbird]

Stevieman does a football song
I wonder if he has a big dong?

[stevieman]

my dong it's really massive
it's really quite the beast
and if you don't believe me
just ask katie unleashed

[bigbird]

Katie katie - her eyes are big
Do her tits jiggle when she does a jig?

[sullygom]

Her eyes are big, so's 'er nipples
She'll take on allcummers ,even cripples
So you shud be reet birdy my boy
You'll soon do away with that Fleshlight toy


apologies for the cripple bit Katie...but rhyming aint easy

[bigbird]

Sullygom you're full of shit
I bet your arse would be a tight fit?

[GayGuy40]

Originally Posted by sullygom

Her eyes are big, so's 'er nipples
She'll take on allcummers ,even cripples
So you shud be reet birdy my boy
You'll soon do away with that Fleshlight toy


apologies for the cripple bit Katie...but rhyming aint easy

Fleshlight? Saddo, what a wimp.
Has to shag plastic, the silly gimp

[bigbird]

Gay guy's gone "Geronimo"
as he sits down on the po

[umpire2]

It's clear to see that Katie's missed
'Cause she is hard to resist

[punkiedoo]

If awesome rhymes are what your cravin
I recommend you read "The Raven"
A poem by Edgar Allen Poe
(Just thought that i would let you know)
And if its not your cup of tea
Don't come back here crying at me

[stevieman]

the ravens such a lengthy poem
it's almost like a book
i'd rather read katies profile
it's really worth the look
and when you've finished looking
don't post anything thats rude
she's promised in a week or two
she's gonna post some nude

[umpire2]

Katie? Nude? I do declare!
Hmmm...shaved, trimmed or full of hair?

[stevieman]

she hasn't posted nude
it's really quite unfair
cuz i want to know like umpire
if she's shaved, trimmed or full of hair
so come on katie
do your stuff
and post a picture
of your muff

[umpire2]

Katie, dear, if you're too shy
To show a pic of your pie
Some nipple shots would still be nice
and a bit of bootie would suffice

[BigBlkBeef]

Booty, nipple, or pussy shot
Would all be great to raise my cock

[raechelle]

In this thread I've longed to post,
but, sadly, of my skills I would not boast.
However, upon reading many a letter,
I find my unease no longer a fetter.
For in this collection of admiration,
though creative and full of inspiration,
nary a negative exclamation is made
but in playful agitation.

To amuse
Is our endeavour
Nothing smart, nothing clever
Love and laugh
Is what we preach
Peace and fun
Is what we teach

[ibsweetpea22]

Here I sit
With many things to do
But here I am
Daydreaming about you
(Ari... )

[transgressyourself]

don't give me no slack because I wear slacks
I give the cossacks trouble and I get trouble back
Turtles hide in their shells and shell fly from from hell
oh what the hell could I just have a banana protein shake
with extra banana and this twenty I hope you can break
thank you
hey this isn't all my change
I spank you
and infect you now you are deranged
the monkey is waiting
the monkey is waiting
the dogs are masturbating in your bed
pretty soon they'll rub themselves dead
commiserating dread, grey skies promise raindrop
falling on your head

[umpire2]

This thread is getting too ethereal
With the recently posted material
Way too heavy
Breaks the levee
I prefer Katie-boosting serials

[stevieman]

well said umpire ,my old friend
rhymes from books seems the new trend
but that won't stop us having fun
of making up rhymes about katies bum

[umpire2]

Katie's rump is very nice
The boys always look twice
Most of the girls also do
Cause Katie's butt is so cool

[Katie Unleashed]

I see my arse has become the focus
Of all this rhyming hocus-pokus
So just to make it nice and clear
I have a very curvy rear

curvy arse?
different class!
pert young bum?
Loadsa fun!
rounded cheeks?
play for weeks!
cute derriere?
Place hands there!

[umpire2]

I love curves, I can't deny
I'm not afraid to tell you why
As I try to get my big dick in
Curves to grip is better than thin

Love to grip
As in I zip!

[stevieman]

i don't know were we're going with this
it's got a bit off track
but i suppose the thing we'd love to do
is get katie on her back
then turn her round unto her knees
and after that her tum
then i'm gonna be the first
to take her up the bum

[umpire2]

Up the bum's not my style
Katie's other parts, over I'll while
Her pussy sweet I'd love to taste
and her nipples would not go to waste

[stevieman]

katie isn't here no more
her train has left the station
this is the thing i've dreaded most
going back to mastrabation

[umpire2]

I think of Katie's sweet caboose
And my engine races
As she starts to really juice
My train can get in places

[bigbird]

katie katie with your eyes so blue
Can i cover your face with my glue

[stevieman]

katie's eyes are really blue
her lips are ruby red
but what i'm really intrested in
is getting her into bed

[umpire2]

Katie seems to have disappeared
Which is what I greatly feared
For I don't know what to do
My cock still throbs, my balls are blue

[bigbird]

Umpy umpy poor old you
Go and have a monster pooh
See if that cures your ills
If it doesnt - take these pills

[liltxsmile]

Asleep at night
You feel your lovers bite
No need for light
Erotic moans you resite
Wither in delight
No need to be polite
The fire begans to ignite
Heartbeats takes flight
Your arousal is at it's hight
Passion explodes wth all it's might
Hold me tight

wow...
and how....

[bigbird]

Arizona you American state
Is there much on your plate?

Does texas make you smile
Or reach instead for the tissue pile?

Hi Big Bird - my plate is bare

It's just nice having Texas there

[bigbird]

Are you a man who likes a breast
or is it legs you like best?

Perhaps its arse you prefer
I wonder now - is that your own hair?

Sorry - shocking last rhyme!

Is Arizona next to Texas?
(Rushes off to find an atlas)

[umpire2]

Alexis Texas, a fine behind
And I'm not just being kind
Katie's rump is better, though
I wish she'd give us all a show