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Old 06-11-2012, 07:59 AM   #2151
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And what shall my voice sound like?
Hmm, deep and slow...............
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Hmm, deep and slow...............
I didn't think we were talking about how you want me inside you?
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Mmm and you leave me with that thought as I head out for the morning - sweet dreams Cap, I'll meet you there
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Thank you so much to Minerva, Telem and MeForYou for your lovely comments about my recording.

MeForYou, your recording was very sweet, it made me smile. But the two gorgeous girlies I am yet to hear! Come on ladies, let's all have a little thrill from you both
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Old 06-13-2012, 05:45 PM   #2158
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This one's for you Saffron

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vbshnqVdAl

The jury is still out on if it sounds sexy or creepy. For the record, I was trying for the former
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Aw Cap I just saw your bump. Thank you. And to the guy above me... goodness gracious... that was enough to get the blood pumping!
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... And to the guy above me... goodness gracious... that was enough to get the blood pumping!
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Old 06-14-2012, 06:20 AM   #2161
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Here's a short little message to say hello to one and all... I hope you like
Sorry I missed your recording Saffron. Very sexy.

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Aw Cap I just saw your bump. Thank you.
You are welcome sweetie. I think I like the second recording you did for Rexxx. I absolutely love the way you said "Maybe, Mayyybeeee".
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Old 06-16-2012, 08:53 PM   #2162
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http://audioboo.fm/boos/849331-hello-again

Thought I'd post a voice recording.. Since it's been a while. take care.
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I am bumping this thread. There are some very sexy voices here.

I really love these recording.
I've just heard Robin and NTNC for the first time. Mmmmmmmm! Two gloriously sexy female voices.

Robin - you sound like an ultra sexy businesswoman, who's the chairlady of a large company. I'd comply to your demands any day, and your competitors would melt.

NTNC - you sound like you should be a DJ. That sexy voice would sound awesome on BBC 6Music, maybe sitting alongside Huey Morgan - when you're not doing your own show. The audience would double overnight.

I'm going for a cold shower after hearing those . . .
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would you believe, meforyou....my very first post in this thread, I sang the opening line of a Melissa Etheridge song....but since I've mostly retired from the singing, and only play when I'm "in the mood" to pick up the guitar, I limit my voice greetings in here.
I still think I sound like two ally cats fighting in a gunny sack...although Arizona thought I sounded like a female Keith Richards...
Not sure which one is the better choice...but I'm glad I didn't scar your eardrums when you listened
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I can't believe I missed you singing, Blondie. When can get the pleasure of hearing that sexy singing voice again?

And who is Arizona?
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would you believe, meforyou....my very first post in this thread, I sang the opening line of a Melissa Etheridge song....but since I've mostly retired from the singing, and only play when I'm "in the mood" to pick up the guitar, I limit my voice greetings in here.
I still think I sound like two ally cats fighting in a gunny sack...although Arizona thought I sounded like a female Keith Richards...
Not sure which one is the better choice...but I'm glad I didn't scar your eardrums when you listened
Don't be derogatory about yourself. I love it. You carressed my eardrums, sweet lady. I'm with the Captain - I'd have loved to hear you sing. I still say you'd make a fine DJ.
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I can't believe I missed you singing, Blondie. When can get the pleasure of hearing that sexy singing voice again?

And who is Arizona?
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww Cap, you missed it....long, long ago....first or second page, but that one has since expired and I don't know that I will "sing" another vacaroo message.....
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Don't be derogatory about yourself. I love it. You carressed my eardrums, sweet lady. I'm with the Captain - I'd have loved to hear you sing. I still say you'd make a fine DJ.
Well I do still drop in, to do inspirational speaking, at drug and alcohol counseling sessions....but they all seem to zone out, once I start
Whiskey, cigarettes and "other" substances, pretty much messed up what little voice I had. Maybe some day, I might do a midnight radio show...at least I know I'll have two listeners
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would you believe, meforyou....my very first post in this thread, I sang the opening line of a Melissa Etheridge song....but since I've mostly retired from the singing, and only play when I'm "in the mood" to pick up the guitar, I limit my voice greetings in here.
I still think I sound like two ally cats fighting in a gunny sack...although Arizona thought I sounded like a female Keith Richards...
Not sure which one is the better choice...but I'm glad I didn't scar your eardrums when you listened
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This one's for you Saffron

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vbshnqVdAl

The jury is still out on if it sounds sexy or creepy. For the record, I was trying for the former
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AwvYBs2RyU

and this one is for you boner4u
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and this one is for you boner4u
Mmm Saffron, that was very naughty . I was afraid that you might find my recording too.... provacative.... but I guess I can cut loose a little with the next one.
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Mmm Saffron, that was very naughty . I was afraid that you might find my recording too.... provacative.... but I guess I can cut loose a little with the next one.
Mmmm, please do. In my mind there is no such thing as 'too provocative'
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwww Cap, you missed it....long, long ago....first or second page, but that one has since expired and I don't know that I will "sing" another vacaroo message.....
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwww geez Cap!!!! The secret weapon????? NO ONE can resist the secret weapon....
Let me think of something appropriate and we'll see how it turns out, hm?
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I have loved listening to everyone's messages. I really wish the men in the UK would record some more.... That accent is completely panty wetting material. I think the spoken word an especially dirty talking is completely under-rated. To all the men, please record something sexy or suggestive, I will dream about you being next to me and whispering it in my ear.

Too bad the earlier recordings are no longer available.

Thanks to the men and women who recorded a message, this thread has turned me on more than any other thread on this forum.
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I have loved listening to everyone's messages. I really wish the men in the UK would record some more.... That accent is completely panty wetting material. I think the spoken word an especially dirty talking is completely under-rated. To all the men, please record something sexy or suggestive, I will dream about you being next to me and whispering it in my ear.

Too bad the earlier recordings are no longer available.

Thanks to the men and women who recorded a message, this thread has turned me on more than any other thread on this forum.

Here ya go

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Aaargh you're killing me - I have no privacy to listen and no headphones
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Ha, that is a bummer, turn the volume down low and put your ear to the speakers.
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Yeah and look like a loony laying my head on the lappy
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You did it.... Just that message has gotten the "juices" flowing, again. I may have to open the fun drawers in my bedside table a little early tonight!
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Captian- I had to steal your picture so maybe more people would leave messages.

It's fascinating listening to the voices that go with all the posts.

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It's fascinating listening to the voices that go with all the posts.

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Did you record a clip?
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Did you record a clip?
I don't know how and I'm not sure I can record on my iPad even if I did know. I just love listening to everyone's accents, style of speaking, tone of voice, etc.

*Just imagine me reading a story from penthouse forums..... *.
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This is the message I got when I tried...


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I have decided to cast my net further and wider to see how many of ewe appreciate real, clean humour!!

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I have heard the wide mouthed frog one before, but I sat through it again, nice reaction at the end.
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Those were funny and cute smc. I missed your recordings before. I have to say you have a very sexy voice.

Yes AZ I said that.
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SMC and the captian tried to help me post this.... Who knows if it will work.

http://audioboo.fm/boos/873404-sadboo

If it does, I need to figure out how to change the name too.... Ugh my calculator is the easiest technological thing I own!

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If it does, I need to figure out how to change the name too.... Ugh my calculator is the easiest technological thing I own!

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SMC and the captian tried to help me post this.... Who knows if it will work.

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If it does, I need to figure out how to change the name too.... Ugh my calculator is the easiest technological thing I own!

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Old 07-05-2012, 10:09 AM   #2196
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I just found this thread, listened to some random ones.
Would like to thank AZRIEL for aiding in my bath this morning. I found that 3 second clip funny, but I was trying to drink some water while listening. Doesn't really mix. <.<
Anyway, I'll see what I can do about getting a clip on here. <3
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I think most of us suck with our delivery smc. I know I sure as fuck do.
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Old 07-06-2012, 09:34 PM   #2199
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Old 07-06-2012, 09:40 PM   #2200
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OMG Cap - that's you? Wowsa! I love a deep voice
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